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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Marriott Hotel In London by toygod2(op): 10:18pm On Jun 19, 2012
Thanks for dat,but i was told,a job (site)search engine sent my CV & APPLICATION to them.
And they offer to cater for my flight,visa,accommodation and the rest.
Since then,we have bin contacting on mail-box.
ADVICEEEEEEEEE
Jobs/VacanciesMarriott Hotel In London by toygod2(op): 9:51pm On Jun 19, 2012
Please,has anyone heard about this organization before? I was sent an online application form , to fill and submit.
I need your opinions,to know whether its real or an hoax.
Thanks.......urgent
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Flour Mills Of Nigeria Plc Calling? by toygod2: 9:18pm On Jun 18, 2012
Bia, why dis flourmill never send me text na? Abi aye nse won ni? Unu ekwe kwa la ka chukwu kpo unu oku there o! Walahi, ban da lafiya anan fa! Abasi mbok ooo!
OBOI,U DEY VEX GAN-AN NI O. ALL DIS ON TOP FLOUR MILLS HEAD. (YORUBA,IGBO,HAUSA) HAHAHA
MAYBE ,U DON TOO PASS........LOL
AYAYA OOO
Jokes EtcRe: If I Was President by toygod2: 11:20pm On Jun 16, 2012
OBOI, STOP DAY-DREAMING AND WAKE UP. ALL THESE IF THIS,IF THAT...E NO GO HELP YOU.
BE HARDWORKING
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Call Me Babyface! by toygod2: 11:08pm On Jun 16, 2012
it means u r suffering from psychomodo epilepsy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Naija For Life.... Funniest Jokes Ever!! by toygod2: 10:57pm On Jun 16, 2012
Where ZEBRA CROSSING is now a DANGEROUS CROSSING
Jokes EtcRe: Pls Help Oo! by toygod2: 10:40pm On Jun 16, 2012
Just a lil patience, u go soon chill
Jokes EtcNaija Gurls And Money by toygod2(op): 10:30pm On Jun 16, 2012
A guy said to his girlfriend; I'm not rich, and i have no money nor cars or companies like my friend Dangote, but i love & adore you. The guy's girlfriend hugged him with tears in her eyes and whispered to his ear;
if you love me as you claimed, introduce me to your friend, Dangote.
Jokes EtcRe: God This Is Too Much. by toygod2: 10:28pm On Jun 16, 2012
Boy, wot are u doing here?
Jokes EtcRe: Discrimination by toygod2: 10:23pm On Jun 16, 2012
HAHAHAHA,just anoda derogatory remark.
@OP,I know how feel,but at times ,dos remarks are funnier than d joke itself. Try adapt,imbibe,inculcate............its d culture here. BYE
Jokes EtcRe: What Are Girls Really Good At? by toygod2: 10:17pm On Jun 16, 2012
Na joke dis one be abi na NECO question?
Jokes EtcRe: Who Are U Lying To by toygod2: 10:13pm On Jun 16, 2012
Who are u lying to u say d joke is not funny,but someone somewhere is laffing
who are u lying to,when you think u can discourage d boy by yabbing him, but he is actually unstoppable and determined
Jokes EtcRe: How Would You Answer? by toygod2: 10:07pm On Jun 16, 2012
I NOR GET UR TIME O
Jokes EtcRe: A 4 Year Old Kid by toygod2: 10:05pm On Jun 16, 2012
Nice concepts..........esp d last post. But , suspect an element of fear of yabs in d last post
Jokes EtcRe: Greatest Mumu Ever!!! by toygod2: 9:59pm On Jun 16, 2012
short and funny joke. welldone jare
Jokes EtcRe: Yoruba Ladies! by toygod2: 9:55pm On Jun 16, 2012
Yoruba ladies are too respectful. Today,I saw two yoruba ladies kneeling down after collecting some amount of money from the ATM.

(Go Up)

LOL
Jokes EtcNaija by toygod2(op): 10:50pm On Jun 15, 2012
Only real Nigerians:
1)Check d expiry date of gala after
eating it.
2)Go to church with extension and
BB charger (charging in HIS
presence).
3)Update on BBM about 2 cross",
get hit by a car and still update
dying tinz
4)Say an opening prayer @ a nite
club
5)Go to an eatery and buy bottled
water just to watch a soccer
match.
6)Go to a supermarket,
buy a bottle of coke and spend
30mins. snapping shots
with champagne bottles.
7)Wear sun shades @ nite.
coolDress in complete rainbow
colours like its rag day and call it
colour blocking.
9)Count money after withdrawing
from an ATM
(we trust no one, not even
machines).
10)Wear head warmers @ 45
degrees celsius.
11)Call a fat hausa man "alhaji"
and a thin one aboki
12)Travel 2 china 4 2days and com
back with a british accent.
13)Call all seasoning maggi
14)Call all noddes indomie.....
Heheheheheheh......ds one too much
abeg.......
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is Flourmills Test Transparent? by toygod2: 9:44pm On Jun 15, 2012
*Sighs* sort of relieved, when i heard what others are saying about the result. Well,lifes a risk,take it. If u succeed,u ll b happy u did,but if odawise, u ll b wiser n xperienced.
Beta days are coming for us all. Peaceeeeee
Jobs/VacanciesFlour Mills Of Nigeria by toygod2(op): 12:37am On Jun 14, 2012
Dear aspirant, jst a lil bit curious. Does any knows,weda dey av bin sending out replies, pertaining to the APTITUDE TEST. If no,when is d result going to be out.Seems like its taking much time cos im damn tired of staying at home. Anyone with useful information,should pls supply.
GOD BLESS NL
GOD BLESS ALL
Jokes EtcRe: Blessed Is He Who Enters Dis Thread! by toygod2: 11:16pm On Jun 13, 2012
LOL........ enta yaba left,bfo its too lategrin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Its Very Important And Crucial Dat U Open Dis Thread, If U Like Urself! by toygod2: 11:10pm On Jun 13, 2012
#t[b]hread moved to front page.[/b] cool

MOVEN'T IT..........ooooshi
Jokes EtcRe: How To Make A Girl Scream by toygod2: 10:22pm On Jun 12, 2012
ahhh
Jokes EtcRe: Scream For Jesus! by toygod2: 10:19pm On Jun 12, 2012
wetin make i tell u now?
Jokes EtcRe: Wat U Gonna Do? by toygod2: 10:13pm On Jun 12, 2012
Make e happen first
Jokes EtcRe: The Nigeria's Problem by toygod2(op): 10:11pm On Jun 12, 2012
huh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dana Air Recruits by toygod2: 11:01pm On Jun 11, 2012
Madness per excellent
Jokes EtcThe Nigeria's Problem by toygod2(op): 10:38pm On Jun 11, 2012
The major problem in Nigeria now is CRAFT...........If you travel by road, roadcraft go wry you. If you travel by air, aircraft go crash. If you com decide to stay athome, witchcraft go com begin dey wahala you.
Abi na winch kind life b dis?
Jokes EtcRe: Dana Plane Crash Yoke! Hehehe by toygod2: 9:46pm On Jun 11, 2012
I wan sleep

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