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[s][/s[s]]I doubt my sanity anytime i comment on a tread in NL embarassed embarassed sad[/s]
U NO WELL NOW.....cos dis one wey u make,no b comment na commentary abi? GOAT

..........Using infraRED or BLUEtooth, I can BROWNS ur BLACKberry 4m my ORANGE fone............lol lol twice[i][/i]
Stale.....[hr]...lyk ur mouth

1........if my father becomes the president just for a week,everybody will have a car.
2........if loving u is a crime,i wish to remain in prison.
3........black berry porsche is my smallest phone.
4........nicki minaj slept in my house yesternite.
5........patience jonathan still dey ask me out.


NOW UR TURN

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hahaha.............dis pple no go kill me wit laffs o

Dumb joke,where on earth av u seen a centipede having a shoes nt to talk of talking.....nt realistic

Cmmon gurl..........u already lukd down on ur sef. Quite nyc jokes anyway

How to settle quarrels amicably by TIM-HIGHER............lol,though a fan

U SUPPOSE KILL DAT WOMAN O...NA ENEMY OF PROGRESS. LOL

When my phone GREENS, i will PINK it up, and say Y'HELLO..........

[color=#9[s]90000][/color]That Awkward Moment when you thought dt you are d first to open dis kinda thread on NL not knowing dt It had been posted here before . . . www.nairaland.com/869408/that-awkward-moment-drop-yours[/s]
DAT AWKWARD MOMENT, WHEN SOME PEOPLE FINK THEY HAVE TALKED ONLY TO FIND OUT IT WAS TRSH

Your contributions pls..........cos as for me , i prefer someone of my age. But av noticed,its vry different with oda guz

[i][/i]Just remembering those old dayz,when i used to be a tutor in a coaching class. There was dis gurl i so much luv and wld nt mind marrying her,despite the language barrier. But been my surbordinate,i cldnt open up,coz it looks somehow. Even uptil now,i still see her in my dreams bt nottin i cld do..................i
knw so many of us must av experienced dis as a teacher,just like me. plz,share ur experience,no yabs plz

Oboi,u be prophet ni?....cos small still dey leak,bt nw na only me dey use one room,so no lele. xabi boy.lol

Haba guyz,why una dey intimidate the poor boy nah.........common,show some love.
@newbie,just do ur thing d way ur mind tell u. if need be for correction,den it ll b done at the right time.
Dont mind ur seniors,its part of those things. u wlcm on board,hp u av a pleasant stay . one love

i remember ,when i was in primary; they say family comprises of father,mother and their child(ren) as the case maybe. Here is one
Who tell u say,animals no dey hold congress. lol..........so tey dem put signboard say, HUMAN TRESSPASERS BEWARE.

Did almost all,and not all is bad..........how about bed-wetting at night,and trying to cover up with a lie in the morning that,maybe it was the rain . hehehe

[b][/b]wetin u like do pass when u dey toilet, as for me i dey like take my books go read 4 exams inside my toilet, what bout u.....funny though.
but Just a question for u. U WELL

is dat what u did?...cos ........me no undastand

Hahahaha,very simple. nor be to tell her say i get phobia for FRIES.

[i][/i][i][/i]BEWARE;once u peep,remember u must drop urs....
DAT AWKWARD MOMENT , when in the church pastor has asked everyone to sit down but only u dint hear and only for u to open ur eyez and noticed everyone has sitted.
DAT AWESOME MOMENT , when u are eyeing a beautiful lady at a bus stop,only for her to walk up to U and tell you, u are handsome and she loves u.
DAT MIXED FEELINGS , when u are at junction and see a damn beautiful angel u so admire,only for her to smile at u,and u notice she's got no tooth.
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oya, lets go dia.....

Yeah, there is this popular belief that, most ladies prefer tall dude/guy. Whether good-looking or monkey-looking. Is it true? if yes,then what will be the fate of short guyz. Share ur opinion....lets hear ur view

ll these kain story...
I don hear am tire!
Dm don use am do Nollywood movie sef..
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
KK, NOLLYWOOD CUSTOMER,we don hear u, so wot lessons av u learnt from dem. Mstchwwww,i av watchd dis ,av watchd dat. Beta dey tink abt em,no jst sitdown dey luk T.V like kg student....reason abt em, nt until it happens to u. Gbam

HEIGHT OF WONDERS; people commenting on the thread,evn bfo me the chairman

The story goes thus; He is a pastor ,he owns a church, happily married to a loving wife and blessed with the fruits of the womb.(4 to be precise).
Now it happened one day,in one of their church programmes in which they invited a guest minister who preached extensively on confession and forgiveness. Alright,on hearing this sermon,many hearts were touched and greatly connected to heaven. Knowing the fact that,no unclean object or secret thing will find its way into the kingdom of God. After the service,the minister's wife approached his husband at night and weeping bitterly.The husband demands the reason for the weeping but the wife wept the more and narrated everything to her husband, telling him that, all the four children they have, are not his but her boss at work. Adding that this happened when things were not blooming for them,and twas the time they needed money for the husband's surgical operation and some other catastrophic situations but no where to turn to.
NOW UR ADVICE; if u were the man, what would you do remembering the fact that u are a man of God, so divorce is not an option.
if u were the woman, would you swallow/bury the secret or is it better the way she has exposed the secret cos she is heaven concious.
PLZZZZZZZZ,SHARE UR OPINION. IT WILL BE GREATLY WELCOME. TANX

LOL................actually saw one too, while in {AK/10C/O728}.DEEPER LIFE..........dnt see anyting bad dia only eerie.

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UCH;guy, i saw u on TV
FM;really (smiling)
UCH; Oh yeah
FM; which channel is that?
UCH; Animal plannet......



LOL..............toygod's bek

its ok