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Chaiiii,una no go kill pesin with laff. pesin't kill? una be mugu. mugu'nt dey?

I 8 IT,WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO CRUCIFY NIGERIAN POLICE.
BODY NO BE WOOD NOW.
BEEF / PORK, ALL NA SUYA
LAGUSTA...............WELLDONE

NA U B DAT 3RD GIRL'S HUSBAND.

I miss the days of Apoche,cloths made frm chair materials=))
• D days when we went to school,lined up&grin headmistress&teachers inspect our
nails&uniform&den we march to our
classrooms8-| U Remember
na??
• D days of Nasco Biscuit,Trebor,sisi pelepe,
ekono gowon,baba dudu,Okin Round&Okin
Four Corner. X_X Iced Colored water tied in
nylon we called it "condense"cheesy
• D days of Goody-Goody&pako Biscuit. X_X
• D days of sakobi the snake girl,Nneka the
pretty serpent, ali & simbi,Mr Salami & Mrs
Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar & in yoruba class
obe oba be obo oba;wink
• Chei i remember those days when one naira
coin na money>:Owhen groundnut was 5
kobo. & choco milo sweet was 25 kobo>:O
• days of messing game,who is in d garden,
police and thief,\=D/
• D days of mummy & daddy play♥♥:*
• days when we use to build houses with
sand, play suwe game,tinco tinco,mr
marcaroni,change Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊я style,pion pion pion
(gun sound), ten ten, skipping, stop! U
remember nau({}) :$
:/
•those days wen we used to fly kite on
streets, wen boys used to use d paint bucket
cover as tire & their daddy's hanger as d
steering=D
•those days when rubber band was stock
exchange:/
•days when votron, jumbo, power rangers,
spider man was our favourite cartoonscry cry
• D days of limca soft drinks & choco milo
advert on black and white tv Nd̶̲̥̅̊ sunday
rendevous by1:30pm 3-|
• when we say 'leke leke give me white
finger' #:-s
• Those days when eleganza pen was d
best:x
•
D days wen we used to drink water from d
tap even suck out d water if it not comingsad
• D days when:s NTA will show rainbow color
for 30 mins then national anthem before they
resume program(=| .4pm l•
D days were basket sandals,simbi nd kitto
sandals was d best;winkDays wen we all sing
sandalili sandalili songs dstv has come no
more old fun:>
I'm really proud to have experienced all this. If
u r nt smiling it means u were nt born in my generation :p :p

OLE , BARAO NI E. u no see saw dem don post am bfo? inaa

For kano? wia dem broda BH dey.....ova to my dead body

it runs in dia family then

lol

OH, IM BLUSHING............TANX Y'ALL. U D BESTEST

A guy met with a beautiful damsel in Abuja,some weeks ago. and the following ensued between them.
GUY;Hello cutie
GURL;Hi
GUY;Wad up
GURL;Nuffin
GUY;Pls,wots d name?
GURL;Dorris
GUY;Gud, are u on facebuk?
GURL;sure....im on page 14. LOL

One sunny afternoon, i aboki man entered a restaurant hurridly with angered face.
He then request for rice, then the attendant told him that rice is ready but stew is not yet ready.
The aboki man ordered,that it should be brought forth.
Before they could say jack,aboki man has finished everything in d plate.
Later,the attndant informed d aboki man,dat d soup is now ready.
The aboki then said,it should be brought forth.
In no time,d aboki man also drank d stew.
All of a sudden,dey just saw the aboki man tumbling and summersaulting.
They managed to hold him,and ask what the matter is.
The aboi man said,im trying to mix the rice with the stew in my stomach.

hahahahhahaha

very wrong side

Those days, we were always refusin to go to school

OH MY MY,now u are gonna make me cry lyk a baby , once a gain.
Those days when, u use ur skool money to buy iced-lolly n play with rubber bands.
CHAI, dos gud old days

HUH! d angel isnt fair in his judgement

Na joke?

serves d lady right

*singing* Father abraham has many sons.....

DEM RESEMBLE, WETIN I NO KNOW!

i laffd sha

Funny n Fact

DURING THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL
AN IGBO
MAN WHO WAS BUSY SELLING CHELSEA JERSEY AS
THE MATCH WAS GOING ON BECAME THE FIRST MAN IN THEIR LANE TO SELL THE
MATCH VIDEO CDs THE NEXT MORNING. A MATCH
THAT HE DIDN'T WATCH. AS BLUES FANS WERE CELEBRATING HE WAS SAYING E' NWERE M D CD FOR
STORE... lol! IBO BOIZ AND MARKET.

must u post?

@Damilare, abeg inbox me too. adekid2010@yahoo.com
Tanx in adv

NA U B D GUY WEY NO FOLO

u try small but u still nid to b under somebodys tutellage

Blackbody entertainment

U NOR GET GRANDPA or GRANDMA FOR HOUZ TO ASK THEM.
sorry o

ALL I SEE AS D JOKE HERE, IS THE OP'S BLUNDERS.
HAHAHAHA, D TIN DEY SOUND LIKE BAZOOKA. BOOM , BOAH , BUM

Well ..........dis na IQ test sha
so, dd dey pass?

hohoho............ignore d haterz

Got mine too,for lagos venue but d timing. 1;30PM ....wotsup

Wot more do i need, when evn d DON laffd out loud.......
abeg,make d rest go solo