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No money, no friend o

THIS HAS GOT ME WHOOPING BIG TIME.......Professional sex idea

BUT OP, THIS IS THE TYPICAL EXAMPLE OF INTIMATE JOKES DEY ARE TALKING ABOUT
IF MODERATOR MUKINA CATCH U, EH! I NO KNOW NO DEY OOO
MUKINA , D IRON LADY

CARRY UR RIDDLE ,GO SOLVE FOR MATH CLASS

SOOOO, NOT FUNNY

if i no laff nko? wetin make i do u?

Make i cheer u up, anyway

AV SEEN IT BFO THOUGH, BUT STILL FUNNY

see grammatical war

ONLY AN INNATE ILLITRATE WILL CALL THESE, GRAMMATICAL WAR........nor b only war na worries

Two Brothers nick-named
P-SQUARE sang a song called DO ME and got IFUNAYA pregnant. They ran to escape the TEMPTATION but their BIZZY BODY couldn't allow them stay, because, E NO EASY.
While running, they ran into DANGER till they began to ROLL IT
until the GAME IS OVER.
This twin brothers have now
decided to trick BEAUTIFUL ONYINYE by telling her 'you must CHOP MY
MONEY'

And lata, they will be shouting, OGA POLICE EH, WETIN BE DIS O

Meaning we must investigate and put aviation sector right else we all die flying


LOL, HOW MANY OF THE AVERAGE NIGERIANS HAS EVA BOARDED A PLANE? flierssssss

Who be this one?


BAD BELLE HIMSELF

whoops

UH

oh, LAWDY LAUD

trash talk

ileke - idi....

First babe I toasted was a family friend.

One day she came on a visit, usualy, my sis would see her off but that day, I offered to see her off.
I stopped her in the middle of the road and said there's something av been wanting to discuss.
she looked straight into my eyes and everything I had read from my bro's books disappered.
she kept starring at me and said am listening.
I was short of words and tears started falling down my eyes.
she offered me her handkerchief and said I shouldnt bother she knows what was on my mind.
I was so lucky she also liked me and few days later she came on a visit and spent the whole time in my room.
we dated for about 5years before I grew wings and flew away.[b]First babe I toasted was a family friend.

One day she came on a visit, usualy, my sis would see her off but that day, I offered to see her off.
I stopped her in the middle of the road and said there's something av been wanting to discuss.
she looked straight into my eyes and everything I had read from my bro's books disappered.
she kept starring at me and said am listening.
I was short of words and tears started falling down my eyes.
she offered me her handkerchief and said I shouldnt bother she knows what was on my mind.
I was so lucky she also liked me and few days later she came on a visit and spent the whole time in my room.
we dated for about 5years before I grew wings and flew away.[/b]First babe I toasted was a family friend.

One day she came on a visit, usualy, my sis would see her off but that day, I offered to see her off.
I stopped her in the middle of the road and said there's something av been wanting to discuss.
she looked straight into my eyes and everything I had read from my bro's books disappered.
she kept starring at me and said am listening.
I was short of words and tears started falling down my eyes.
she offered me her handkerchief and said I shouldnt bother she knows what was on my mind.
I was so lucky she also liked me and few days later she came on a visit and spent the whole time in my room.
we dated for about 5years before I grew wings and flew away.
WHAT AN INGRATE U ARE! DOUBT IF U LLD EVA B FAVOUREAD AS SUCH AGAIN

Did i just hear a squirrel squeaking? Will u common, do me a favour , by going back to the ugliest forest u belong. U and ur monkey relatives shld go and hibernate

@ Ms POTATO,if na me, ogirl u don marry me b dat o, by force

Anoda stray animal up here. Sees mogul.o abi na MUGUN . O from afar, *corks my gun and blast d stupid animal's head off*.......mstcheew, i hate seeing dat crap

Chei! Na wa oh..... How dis one follow for jokes??

U COULD PROBABLY HAVE GUESSED D CONTENT WITH THE TOPIC,BFO COMMENTING

After a long thought about dis matter,i av finally resolved to the last option, which is baninng.I have been seriously addicted to NAIRALAND,Even deliverance cannot do it.
Do you know that,i dont av any kobo on me,as i dey write u now.All d single penny i have ,will be definitely saved to subscribe for nl.
To the extent that,i borrow money frm my junior broda going to skul,all in the name of nl.
If my mama send me on an errand ,as far as mowe to julius berger, i go trek, save the money for nl.
So tey,i don dey sell my handkerchief to get money ,subscribe for nl.
Abeg,seun ,others ban me o. Bfo d tin get outta hand.
Bfo,una begin hear my name for NTA NETWORK NEWS.
HELEP PESIN O

Obama to Jonathan..'Mr President, why are there so many committees in Nigeria?. There is committee on Boko Haram, Committe on Fuel subsidy, committe on 2015, committe on PHCN, committee on plane crash, committe on Jos violence, committe on privatisation, etc. We don't run America like this!!... Jonathan replied...''Mr president, don't worry. I will raise a committee to look into what you just said'=))º° gud !♍õяйĩΏĝ

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA, I DON CRAE ooooooooo

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hmmmmm

hahah well am sorry, Its a joke and to put smile on your face LOL

SHUT UP,its not a joke because,its even stale

Welldone for wasting ur energy,writting dis KPEF nd my precious time reading dis

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But nawa oo.Ow do dey get into ones privacy.........naija