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FlowerGirl040:
Complaining that my tummy is too small to be this far gone. That I am not sure of my last menstrual period which is early February and if so that means my baby will definitely be very small. I saw thick whitish discharge today too accompany with waist pain since morning. She only told me is not yet time I should better go treat infection. The most frustrating part is how she do make face and comment about my tummy. And I am not a FTM o

The way some nurses behave makes you ask if they actually know their profession. Tommy size is not the only factor for child birth weight. My tummy is always very big and my kids are always around 3.1-3.3 for all my previous 3 pregnancy.

I have a friend with small tummy with a child of 4.2 or thereabout. If you are not comfortable with her, Kindly look for a private hospital for delivery biko.

You might even be in labor already and be expecting anytime soon. For me, any day i see show, My baby go come that day for previous ones though.

FlowerGirl040:
Team November
Edd 13

My nurse is making me frustrated and I am gradually going into depression.

ToyosiR

Wekome to our lovely team. We are ready gidigba.

Please, what is the problem. Just take it easy with her. We are almost there. If you need someone to talk to kindly let us know.

Deeedeee:
Present ma'am.
Pls help me chook mouth ooo. Been pooing 2-3 times a day for the past two weeks. Hope it's not part of labour sign...

Ps: my vagina hurts me a lot. I also noticed my clitoris is bigger in size. Hope I am saved mothers in the house

But sincerely , I can't wait to see my God given precious jewel.

I hope it has reduced now. Though, I believe its a way your body is preparing for labour.

We are getting there.

this price though

Because we are counting down and we have a portter, let's answer our roll calls. Abeg Teamie, Help with my mention on BA/BS, so we can record appropriately. You no say this belle dey cover face sometimes.

PORTTERS CLUB
MONIKER--------------EDD------------GENDER ----DD
omah1 ----------Nov 28--------------------XX ✓ 20/10

ROLL CALL FOR NOVEMBER 2020
MONIKER--------------EDD------------GENDER ------------- DD
ToyosiR -----------Nov 12-----------XY
lagra -------------Nov xx-----------UNKNOWN
cheeketo ----------Nov 04-----------XY
Shemmyglo ---------Nov 24-----------XX
mayornmn -----------Nov 25-----------XX
JOANDIVA ----------Nov 10-----------XY
McPerry -----------Nov 23-----------UNKNOWN
chylove9000 --------Nov 11-----------UNKNOWN
mobi123 ------------Nov 17-----------UNKNOWN
Goodmorning2u ------Nov 07-----------UNKNOWN
pweetyoge ----------Nov 13-----------UNKNOWN
faithlucky ---------Nov 26-----------UNKNOWN
Teewhyjo -----------Nov 17-----------UNKNOWN
barbie047 ----------Nov 05-----------UNKNOWN
OumKhadeejah ------Nov 13-----------XX
Deeedeee ----------Nov 23-----------UNKNOWN
Gentlemum ---------Nov 12-----------UNKNOWN
IamGreen1 ---------Nov 25-----------XX
Oolayeancah -------Nov 04-----------XY
estherdabs --------Nov 10-----------XY
MummyD2020 --------Nov XX-----------UNKNOWN
rosekatiej --------Nov 27-----------UNKNOWN
Anna20 --------Nov 03---------------XX
lululuv --------Nov 15---------------XY
favome --------Nov 15---------------Surprise
ANewMumIJNAmen -Nov XX---------------UNKNOWN
Omariah --------Nov 15---------------Surprise


#TeamHealthyMother&Baby
#TeamHappyDelivery
#TeamNoLossAllGain

Omariah:
Thanks mama for sharing.

Cappo @ToyosiR, I'm registering for the 3rd time. I hope you'll register me this time.

EDD 28/11
Gender: Green

Awnnn. I am really sorry for the previous omission. I am registering you right away with my two hears upppp........

thejourney200:
BA

Baby boy arrived yesterday via emergency cs.

BS will be available within another 72 hours. Mother and baby are doing alright.

A big Congratulations to you. Wishing you a successful transit into the vigilante world.

As we await the month of November. We need to be on the lookout for labor signs and body changes.

It’s the event you've been happily (and nervously) anticipating for months: your baby’s birth! Here are 10 signs that labor is near and your baby's birthday is almost here.
Many a pregnant mom has wondered how just how labor will feel, how long it will take and how to know whether it's the real deal or just a false alarm.

It’s hard to predict the answers to all those questions, since every birth is different, but knowing what labor is and what signs to look out for will help provide clues that it's almost time to meet your baby!

What is labor?
Labor is the process of childbirth, starting with contractions of the uterus and ending with the delivery of the baby.

If you're like a lot of pregnant moms, you're probably wondering how you'll know for sure that you're in labor. Look out for these 10 signs of labor that tell you baby's on the way:

Baby "drops"
Cervix dilates
Cramps and increased back pain
Loose-feeling joints
Diarrhea
Weight gain stops
Fatigue and "nesting instinct"
Vaginal discharge changes color and consistency
Stronger, more frequent contractions
Water breaks

https://www.whattoexpect.com/pregnancy/labor-signs

omah1:
BS

What God cannot do does not exist.

I started trying out for baby 2 when baby one clocked a year.

I knew it may be a struggle since I have massive mass of fibroids around my cervix.

Prior to then, the gynaecologist had told me that except I go for surgery, I may not have a baby.

So the struggles and prayers began.

fast forward Dec 2018, I missed my period!!!

Hurray!!! I was happy! The morning sickness and all of that started. After 6 weeks, I started bleeding... I bled for about a week but I refused to give up.

The preg signs and symptoms stopped.

I informed my DH. We advised yourself not to go for scan. We kept believing that the pregnancy is intact.

I didn't go for scan until 27th week when I was to travel out of town. Behold my brethren, the 3D scan read 20 weeks oh!

I refused to believe, I did scan in three other places same thing! How come? What happened? I couldn't believe it o!

That's how I had to endure the pain of losing 7 weeks just like that.

Fast forward week 35 ANC doctor asked that I bring my 38 weeks scan result and gave a particular high tech lab I must go.

By 37 weeks, I felt unwell and decided to go for the scan o.

My sisters, I had excess of amniotic fluid, the fibroids had grown bigger and covered my pelvics completely.

Week 38 I was supposed to go for ANC I began to stool every 2 hours. I sha managed to go for my ANC.

Doctor asked if there was any complain, I said no oh! Except that I've been stooling since 2am.

He checked me and said; you need to go home to bring your things.

That's how it started o. Called for my things to be brought ; i was admitted, and CS was done the next day.

Prior to then my elective was scheduled for 26th Oct ( between 38-39 weeks) but my LO decided to come earlier than planned at 37W5days.

Thank you so much for all your prayers and congratulatory messages.

For these trusting God for the fruit of the womb, God no go shame you. You will carry your baby.

For my waddling mama's you will all carry your baby, breastfeed them, sing for them and enjoy motherhood in grand style in Jesus name.

@ToyosiR my cappo
@Threegees Oct cappo
This is me signing out.

Congratulations to our own Omah1. As you have opened the floor for team November, We pray we all delivery stressfree as the time comes.

cheeketo , How are you now?
Have anyone contacted her lately. How is she doing.

IamGreen1:
Congratulations ma, kisses to your Lo. Team October Mama's are just giving it to us hot hot but I'm very sure we team November will do better. We're matching into our month with divine strength for safe delivery. Wishing all waddling mothers safe delivery.

Team November is on the way. We are counting down to November 11 days to the Month of favor

P4perissos:
BA alert...I don port o. I have born. Welcomed my beautiful baby girl yesterday via Elective CS.
Baby and mum doing very well. I’m still in pain tho. But they said it will soon go.
Thanks to everyone here. I am happy I have a family here.

Congratulations

Team November, We are getting closer. May God almighty see us through.

In another news, I hardly carry my self now. My legs are heavy. most especially the left leg. This stomach is so big dat me sef don the walk like mighty Ugor. Sometimes sef, I no dey understand my sef.

How are we doing. How is the period making us feel.

Please, let us start arranging our bags ooooo

cheeketo:
Good morning mums, currently on admission for high BP, I pray it all end in praise, team ñovember hope we are getting ready?

We are with you in prayer. Amen, It will end in praise.

We are shaking bumbum already.

MummyD2020:
Good morning to all the mamas here. May we all carry to terms with joy and in good health. Please ehh, I dont know weda to call this one(me) chief procrastinator or mere laziness that I haven't bought anything even at almost 34 weeks! Each time I think of the stress I just shrink back. Pls my fellow mamas I need a push oh. Encouragement oh, shouting oh, nudging oh all are welcomed. O gini di nke a?
End of rant! "Waddling out with painful pelvis and long bump"

mayornmn:
Same here oo...I'm just chilling like I have all the time. I'm almost 34 weeks too.

Good day ma'am , Hope you still have the plan to shop this week. Abeg, Biko? get up, shake your bumbum and shoot the belle out well. Vamose to the market and do your shopping.

We are a stone throw to November.

Sammybabelious:
Team October mums,
I don born oooo.
EDD 22/Oct
DOB 7 oct..
Via VB,
3:9kg
Issa Baby boy
BS later biko..
Oct cappo pls take note

Congratulations to the new mommas in town. Wishing you a successful transition into the vigilante world.
Team October is dropping it hot hot. We are wishing you more birth........

agiboma:
My beloved sisters I am so glad to see this thread still going strong. To almighty g-d be the everlasting glory. I am joining you again officially. It’s hard to believe it’s been 8 years since I started this thread. I look forward to sharing this journey with you all.

Lots of love!!!!
Agi

Ohhhh. Old house mate. This name rings a strong bell. Nice to have you back on this thread. Congratulations on your BFP.

Wishing you a smooth ride.
WELCOME. WELCOME........WELCOMEE...................................................

WOLAAALAAAA! IT'S A BRAND NEW MONTH! TEAM NOVEMBER, IT'S JUST ONE MONTH AWAY!! I'm happy and dancing!!!
PRAISE GOD FOR THE JOURNEY THUS FAR...
WE ALSO GREAT THE TEAM OCTOBER . THIS YOUR YOUR MONTH. WE WISH YOU A SUCCESSFUL DELIVERY IN ADVANCE.
Once again, I am requesting for some vacant golden seat in your domot of october for some of our November teamie that will be porting and we are assuring you of golden seat for your late teamie, who will be willing to join our November train.

First Roll Call in October for Team NOVEMBER.

MONIKER--------------EDD------------GENDER
ToyosiR -----------Nov 12-----------XY
lagra -------------Nov xx-----------UNKNOWN
cheeketo ----------Nov 04-----------XY
Shemmyglo ---------Nov 24-----------XX
mayornmn -----------Nov 25-----------XX
JOANDIVA ----------Nov 10-----------XY
McPerry -----------Nov 23-----------UNKNOWN
chylove9000 --------Nov 11-----------UNKNOWN
mobi123 ------------Nov 17-----------UNKNOWN
Goodmorning2u ------Nov 07-----------UNKNOWN
pweetyoge ----------Nov 13-----------UNKNOWN
faithlucky ---------Nov 26-----------UNKNOWN
Teewhyjo -----------Nov 17-----------UNKNOWN
barbie047 ----------Nov 05-----------UNKNOWN
OumKhadeejah ------Nov 13-----------XX
Deeedeee ----------Nov 23-----------UNKNOWN
Gentlemum ---------Nov 12-----------UNKNOWN
IamGreen1 ---------Nov 25-----------XX
Oolayeancah -------Nov 04-----------XY
estherdabs --------Nov 10-----------XY
MummyD2020 --------Nov XX-----------UNKNOWN
rosekatiej --------Nov 27-----------UNKNOWN
Anna20 --------Nov 03---------------XX
lululuv --------Nov 15---------------XY
favome --------Nov 15---------------Surprise
ANewMumIJNAmen -Nov XX---------------UNKNOWN
omah1 ----------Nov 5---------------XX

#TeamHealthyMother&Baby
#TeamHappyDelivery
#TeamNoLossAllGain

omah1:
TEAM NOVEMBER

Cappo ToyosiR

EDD: Nov 5
Sex : XX

Welcome to teamEasyDelivery. We give you a golden chair to support the belle.

pweetyoge:
Bumpy Tuesday!

Team November

I dunno how many weeks o
Don't ask me where the bump is, even me dey search for it. Pix was taken on Sunday.
Safe and healthy delivery to all of us��

When me don full ground and people don dey ask how far. Madam you fresh oooo. At least, the freshness will keep Oga moving the ministry fast fast

MummyD2020:
Good morning mamas, i know we are all healthy by His grace. Pls I just did my pcv and its 27%. I know we have discussed this previously but help me with the Info on how to boost my pvc. I'm team nov. Thanks for your quick responses.

My cappo, abeg come to my aid!

Madam Cam down. God will see you through. Have you tried ugwu leaves or (poroporo oka baba) dont know the english name though. Someone should please help me. It is a leave that is red not hibiscus . sometimes used to cook wanke rice/beans.

Someone also used beetroot /carrot juice. You can try these out but remember to follow your doctors advice. May God almighty see us through

ANewMumIJNAmen:
So this was my story December last year. I finally summoned up the courage to come here and testify. This is me registering for team November this year!!! Look at God!
The story long. But I’ll leave it for when I’m writing my BS. For now just join me in thanking God.

Give me that golden chair o

Your golden chair will be given to you in camera. God will see us through and we will all have our bundle of joy with full happiness.

favome:
Cappo add me to November team.
Edd: 17 Nov
Sex: team surprise

Team Surprise. Have a golden chair and siddon gidigba for here as we are getting closer to November. We are happy to have you in our lovely team of easy delivery.

Oolayeancah:
@ToyosiR Cappo, plz what can be done about this backache? Find it unbearable at times.
shopping is 90% done jst waiting for the end of the month to start packing my hospital bag.

Sweetie, We just need to manage that thing oooo. Yesterday, Hubby was making jest of me because i was complaining of this back. We are getting close to our land

Congratulations to our lovely September Mama as they are dropping it.

We wish you a successful and stressfree vigilante phase.

How team November, How are we doing. We are now having 10 weeks or less to go. 75% gone. May God in his infinite mercy make it easier for us than we could imagine.

Rolling and walking is not really easy in this zone oooo. Its just as if i haven't been pregnant before. Truly, preggie no know customer.

Me that i am in my fourth and hanging booth (God's willing).

Anyway, lets do another rollcall to hear from us. How is it in our side, hope not too stressfull.

Who is done with shopping? who is lazy like me, postponing and procastinating. I hope i just stand up and go before 36weeks sha.


ROLL CALL FOR NOVEMBER 2020
MONIKER--------------EDD------------GENDER
ToyosiR -----------Nov 12-----------XY
lagra -------------Nov xx-----------UNKNOWN
cheeketo ----------Nov 04-----------XY
Shemmyglo ---------Nov 24-----------XX
mayornmn -----------Nov 25-----------XX
JOANDIVA ----------Nov 10-----------XY
McPerry -----------Nov 23-----------UNKNOWN
chylove9000 --------Nov 11-----------UNKNOWN
mobi123 ------------Nov 17-----------UNKNOWN
Goodmorning2u ------Nov 07-----------UNKNOWN
pweetyoge ----------Nov 13-----------UNKNOWN
faithlucky ---------Nov 26-----------UNKNOWN
Teewhyjo -----------Nov 17-----------UNKNOWN
barbie047 ----------Nov 05-----------UNKNOWN
OumKhadeejah ------Nov 13-----------XX
Deeedeee ----------Nov 23-----------UNKNOWN
Gentlemum ---------Nov 12-----------UNKNOWN
IamGreen1 ---------Nov 25-----------XX
Oolayeancah -------Nov 04-----------XY
estherdabs --------Nov 10-----------XY
MummyD2020 --------Nov XX-----------UNKNOWN
rosekatiej --------Nov 27-----------UNKNOWN
Anna20 --------Nov 03---------------XX
lululuv --------Nov 15---------------XY
#TeamHealthyMother&Baby
#TeamHappyDelivery
#TeamNoLossAllGain

lululuv:
Pls welcome me back, e don tey oo. I have missed dis lovely family. My companion that year when i was a FTM. Now in my 3rd missionary journey, Really motherhood is not easy. To all FTMs its not as bad as it seems, old mamas like me, e still no easy, GTC Mama's baby dust to us all. Team Nov, EDD 15/11, XY.

Una welcome oooo big madam. We welcome you to the team of all gain.

May God see us through this lovely journey. Amen to your prayer. Sincerely, its not easy and this journey no even no customer.

threegees:
What is happening here?
Seems preggo is showing us o.
Team September/October, wetin dey occur?
Team November, how's the final trimester showing you?
Moms that have already birthed their LOs, how far?
This house is too quiet oo

This last semester is count down period. We need to keep counting down. It shall end in praise

MummyD2020:
Cloud kini? With this load and discomfort I dont get to cloud three sef. When I'm kpekusing I will be like "abeg do and leave me jare" movement is limited because of cramps everywhere! I thank God for our lives but I am tired jare. May we all get to the final stage in peace and good health. Amen

Amen to the prayer. No worry jaare, we go soon reach November, Na october cover am.

sunbestie:
The weather down here is so perfect for kpekus ministry... What do i knw sef. Where is Pearl05, ToyosiR, sugah and all our kpekus teachers... Mamas come and give us tips to be moving d ministry oo.

That ministry ehn. Body no too dey do me well nowadays jaare.

Sex from Behind

You on Top

Spooning

Reverse Cowgirl e.t.c.

Wetin I know sef. but these are samples wey i person don try oooo

you can read more here

https://www.healthline.com/health/pregnancy/pregnant-sex-positions#reverse-cowgirl

Pearl05:
What is kpekus? Is it a kind of dance, food or movie?

It is a kind of dance you engage with Hubby where no one sees you. that dance that makes you go to cloud 9 and come back.

Abeg, I be innocenty oooo.

MummyD2020:
Naso, my details ehh, the k leg no be here oh. I thank God for always preserving me as I go out and come in. The bad road in ikotun is nothing to write home about but His abundant grace is keeping me. All my body pains me when I want to get up from the bed. Honestly I am tired of all the discomfort. May God continue to bless and help us all to the end. Amen. Congratulations to all my beautiful team. I call us beautiful because I dont know what and who I look like when I'm looking at the mirror. It is well with us all.
More power to your elbow cappo!

Madam d Madam, I no envy those in Ikotun area and the likes oooo. There was a day i went to that area. I was holding my tummy say make baby no jump out niii. Sorry for the discomfort. Its a matter of time Na October cover us . We are almost there.

Abeg, furnish me the Gender and Date make i perfect this thing naaa.

JOANDIVA:
I have been doing great all these while, but since yesterday I throw up everything that enters my mouth even little water. I always feel weak. Am 31 weeks

Sorry. You will be okay. Kindly inform your gynae and follow his/her directive.