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Romance / Re: 3 SECRETS of Confidence, Sex, and Wealth No One Wants Men to Know (Picture) by Tozara(m): 8:26pm On Sep 11, 2018
iLegendd:
Someone will send it to you. Maybe, he's not online yet. Drop your mail or go to wetclef.com and request for it.
Alright. Thanks. Mail here: tohzara@gmail.com.
Romance / Re: 3 SECRETS of Confidence, Sex, and Wealth No One Wants Men to Know (Picture) by Tozara(m): 5:17pm On Sep 11, 2018
Hey, iLegendd, I just downloaded the book. How do I get the password?

I'm "CATilly" curious and interested as can be.
Celebrities / Re: Paul Mccartney: Fela Kuti And I Smoked The Strongest Ganja by Tozara(m): 5:07pm On Sep 11, 2018
A street communion with an Ebora like Fela must have left chips of his energy and pellets of his ideology on the surface of your spiritual oasis, while bestowing you with flakes of his activism for periodic consumption.

Tell me that I just lied, and it would have taken nothing from the divinity of this Yoruba Nigerian legend of revolutionary music and radical multi-instrumentalism. But it surely would have revealed how much of less attention you pay while in the presence of the Gods, thou ganja-smoking public figure in the gangster drapery and of the KUTI-lical British heritage.

Celebrities / Re: 'I Paint With My Period': Yoga Instructor Uses Menstrual Blood To Make Art by Tozara(m): 4:25pm On Sep 11, 2018
Geez...... shocked

Abasha. sad cry

Her life anyways. Those who will like it will like it. tongue

But as for me, there's no beauty to behold. Well, unless I etch into my mind a painting so beautiful it melts my soul and gives me Stendhal syndrome, without prior knowledge that someone painted it with menstrual blood. smiley
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Whatsapp Group Members Over Fake News by Tozara(m): 7:30am On Sep 11, 2018
It's high time I left every WhatsApp group that seems to contain a sizeable number of stupid people.

I won't suffer for the retardation and cognitive curse of some idiot I'm not even related to.

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Literature / Re: Victor Banjo: A Book By Deji Yesufu by Tozara(m): 10:50pm On Sep 10, 2018
OfficialAPCNig:

Banjo was a Traitor!

Kill yourself.
Says an idiot speaking from the grave of the universe. You're a walking dead. You were killed before you could live. Invitation refused. Wallow in your misfortune of cognitive and spiritual death alone.
Literature / Re: Victor Banjo: A Book By Deji Yesufu by Tozara(m): 7:42pm On Sep 10, 2018
OfficialAPCNig:
He was executed for Treason.

Don't try to paint him as saint. He wanted to trade Ojukwu's head for his.
Shut the fück up, myopic clown. Your retärded hero executed Victor Banjo out of paranoia and mere caprice, but without any substantial evidence.

Don't come here to boldy make a fool of yourself by typing as if you're stating a fact.

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye, Family & Friends Attend Linda Ikeji's Baby Shower Party (Photos) by Tozara(m): 7:15am On Sep 10, 2018
omoiyalayi:
I don't like what dis woman is promoting everywhere

How can you be flaunting a pregnancy and not showing us who is responsible

planning of having a baby without father?

Hope she can remember she's a role model to many women out there

I hope some of women who sees her as a role model will not start copying this

Smh
Nigga? Got brain lesions? What exactly is the problem here? grin

That baby must be happy in the womb right now. A privilege you don't seem to have enjoyed?

These days, I tend to laugh off stupid comments like this and leave the commenter to keep wandering the earth with the suboptimal neocortex nature bestowed them with. But at times, I just have to laugh to your face, and make you know the way you guys think is as a result of a cognitive disaster not a blessing.

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye, Family & Friends Attend Linda Ikeji's Baby Shower Party (Photos) by Tozara(m): 7:11am On Sep 10, 2018
Beautiful.
Religion / Re: My Thoughts And Questions About Religion by Tozara(m): 7:15am On Sep 07, 2018
joseph1013:
THE DIM GOD OF THE GAPS

Let's be honest, God is not a star when it comes to the brains department.

Apparently, within days of creation he was outwitted by a crafty snake. Soon everything went pear-shaped and he regretted making humans. So he decided to try again and drowned every living thing.

That meant unnecessarily killing millions of innocent creatures but worse than that, he kept eight of the original untrustworthy humans alive hoping Noah's descendants would be better than the first lot. But they weren't and it all went wrong again.

These events would be unfortunate for any creator but God apparently has the power of omniscience and STILL didn't see the disasters coming!

God is not much better when it comes to making things. He made the penis with a foreskin and then realised it was a mistake that had to be cut off.

In Judges 1, he helped the men of Judah defeat the Canaanites but they couldn't defeat the Canaanites on the plains because they had chariots of iron--God was defeated by simple Iron Age technology.

The Bible has plenty of examples of God's errors and ineptitude that show him to be a dim and bumbling god. It is this reputation that contradicts a favourite Christian argument...

Christians often point to something complex, like DNA, or human beings and argue these things couldn't have come about without an intelligent creator. But then they claim the dim and error-prone Jewish god was the intelligent creator!

What are the chances that a god who couldn't make an iron chariot could manage complex molecular engineering? What are the chances that a god who was outwitted by a snake could plan an intricate DNA code that would form the basis of ALL living things?

If Christians really consider DNA too complex to arise naturally, why don't they search for a super-smart god that does not make simple mistakes instead of wildly claiming the dim god they were raised to believe in must have done it?

Or does anyone here think I am unreasonable?
I am with you, bro. grin

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Family / Re: Your Mum Or Your Wife: Who Should Sit At The Front Seat Of Your Car? by Tozara(m): 2:44am On Sep 07, 2018
Such petty issues are reserved for fishes, not the women in my life.

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Literature / Re: Ignatius' Test by Tozara(m): 2:24pm On Sep 06, 2018
MissWrite, I love the way you paint nairaland with your ink. The color of your creativity really stands out, believe me.

And I really do like people with the ability to burnish truth like Gold and tell it to the world as a story. smiley

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Romance / Re: Teenage Romance: Is It Wrong For A 15-year Old To Have A Boyfriend? by Tozara(m): 1:06am On Sep 06, 2018
MhisTahrah:
Same here.kiss

Uneventful.How is life over there in Osun?
At least, good enough for me. smiley

My day was probably as uneventful as yours.

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TV/Movies / Re: Naruto Fans, Come In Here, And Let's Discuss by Tozara(m): 11:29pm On Sep 05, 2018
My dead thread that never really teamed with life at any one point.grin

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