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Nightmareo07:
Sharap yoruba tribe is cursed with..skull mining
Child rape and cheap dumb gals that can't protect themselves as women.
Opening legs wide up and down to collect sperms and get pregnant, advice ur women.
Them too cheap for here.

I'm not surprised. It takes a great deal to cure insanity. Keep it up, lunatic.

Mindfulness:
Even if he did, it wouldn't take more than 2 hours. A baby needs attention 24/7 for several years.

I would accept the deal and do all of the above if he accepts to look after the baby like mothers do. I swear, they will all die before the age of 50 or kill all children.

Lol.

Mothers are the real Gods. True. You just inspired my new nairaland signature.

CSTR1005:
when the woman are as cheap as a wrap of amala.

That is a virtue according to them

I thought you were enlightened? You don't fight stupidity with stupidity. There's no difference between two tribalistic idiots.

The one who started it is just as stupid and retårded as the one reacting in kind.

Nightmareo07:
[s]I dont think there is any tribe as cursed as yoruba tribe..
Only in Yoruba land u will see in every family a gal as young as 16 having a baby or 2 in her papa house and everyone will take it normal. [/s]

Another fool. Everything in the universe is cursed, because it cannot escape its fate. The Yoruba people are cursed with glory and splendour. Bastards like you are cursed to die destitute moröns that will be buried on the dunghill without the dignity of a coffin.

Retärded idiots.

2buffagain:
[s]Had to laugh at this.

Freaking read my mind.
Sounds like a very igbotic thing to do.
And the woman will ALWAYS side with her family over the family she is supposed to be building together with you, while you pay for everything (talk'n `bout "its our culture" or some ish). Don't be surprised if she is probably the one who even suggested it to her father.

Fear igbo marriage ![/s]

Must you idiots pollute everywhere?

YorubaAssasin:
Of course na Igbo savages as usual na..

Will you stop this tribalistic nonsense? Your moniker is an insult to the Yoruba people, you mischievous clown.

Too ridiculous to be true.

SBL28:
Leave the guy and face your gf, is she helpless?

Since they now say "Beauty with brains" is misogynistic insult, let me simply tell you that you have too much sense.

As for how I know that you're a beauty, don't be surprised. I am an INTJ, and my intuition is spiritual.

LuciferCristi:
Wait till he's asleep then tiptoe to his bunk & cover his face with a pillow.

Make sure to press down with your arm & pin down his chest with your knee.
This will prevent him from breathing out fully.

He should stop struggling in about a minute but don't release yet.

Maintain pressure for at least a full minute more. This will ensure his lungs don't fill up with air again & increase his chances of resuscitation.

Everything should take 3mins tops then you can quietly tiptoe back to your bed & sleep peacefully.

No one suspect foul play the next morning. They'll all assume he "died in his sleep".

Thank me later.

Bros, walahi, you dey mad.

maikbanj:
I met this pretty young girl in camp, she was this very friendly girl who was so free with guys. We got to know each other and now we are dating. I told her about her creating boundaries since we are now dating. She agreed and now the relationship is going smoothly.

But then there's this dude who's really on her neck. He keeps calling her and they chat a lot. We went for our clearance and they were both gisting and laughing. I was talking to a dude and next I saw her holding the guy round his shoulders laughing.

I got quiet and acted like nothing happened. Had to call her attention to this now and she was like she was sorry that she got too playful. She promised it will never happen again.

I really do not know how to make this dude back off cause we talk. But not really a friend.

Your business is with your girl, not the guy. She's the one who can tell him to keep off. You can't go around telling a nigga to leave a girl alone when she's not resisting him or complaining. It doesn't make sense.

Your partner is the one who owes you commitment , and if you're not comfortable with her rapport with the guy, you tell her to stop. If she listens, all well and good. If she doesn't, then you leave her for her new boyfriend, and go in search of your own girlfriend.

YOU DON'T TELL OTHERS THAT A LADY IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND. SHE DOES THAT HERSELF.

If she's serious with you, she'll choose you and create boundaries between herself and other guys. If she doesn't want you, there's nothing you can do other than to move on, unless she's already your wife, in which case you can force her to stick to her marriage vows and written agreement she's about to breach. She wouldn't have a choice, unless she's ready for a divorce. [This is me typing as someone who believes that adultery is a criminal offence, as every other breach of legal agreement].

Dude, you can't force a girl to love you. Let HER choose between you and that bloke.

She already promised you that such would never repeat itself. You can count on that, and wait and see how it goes. She might be for real. Or not.

Evans is still under trial, in a country where the citizenry put petty criminals on leashes in broad daylight, baying for their blood in the most animalistic ways conceivable, metting out the most gruesome of barbaric punishments in the name of "justice", yet no one seems to be batting an eyelid. The very people who descended aggressively on the banana thief of yesterday make light of Evan's reality. They're not even outraged in the slightest.

This is not to advocate jungle justice or suggest a scenario where it would have been more appropriate than another, but to point out the ridiculousness of the observation I just stated. There is absolutely no way to make sense of the CONTRADICTION.

It shows clearly that there's something wrong with the Nigerian psyche. It is impossible to place your fingers on the actual values of these people.

Hopelessly inconsistent and incredibly confused mad society.

HappyPagan:

A trademark is a symbol of being outstanding. Having your own signature style is a pointer to your uniqueness. I enjoy your style, bro.

Quite exceptional. No one can ape you, thou demon with devilish horns that sting the faithfool with sense and cure them of their holy stupidity.

HappyPagan:
And he pointed upwards.

'Heaven is in the sky. It is where God lives with his angels. When you die, it is where you will go.'


'And where is hell?'

His arm moved downwards.

'Hell is down, way down, hot and boiling with lava. It is where all who are not children of God will burn forever'


'Hmm, Uncle, I do not agree o.'

'Look at this small child. What do you think you know?'

'Uncle, where does gold come from?'

He pointed towards the ground.

'Crude nko?'

Same response.

'The plants that feed us and our livestock?'

Uncle paused... 'what are you saying?'

'Heaven is below your feet. That's where the greatest riches lie.'

Good morning, my people. In a former life, I was the son of a heavenly rebel. With logic, reason and wit on my side, I fought valiantly alongside fellow rebels and woke men, slaying the apostles and pentecostals, one butterfly to another.

But even the mightiest of warrior tires and weakens, as the battle tarries. So I went yonder, far away, for spiritual enlightenment and renewal. To become fresh and anew, my own Easter.

Now I'm back. I've walked the online libraries seeking information and knowledge. I've received power to break free men from the Cross of Calvary. I am here to deliver the slaves from the unrighteousness of Yahweh, to deliver those possessed by the Holy Spirit.


Come, all ye who seek healing, for your minds and souls. Come, drink from the well that nourishes. Come taste of the forbidden fruit and free yourself from Eden, God's prison. Come and receive light. Drop your cross and be free..


Ndewo.

Damn. I've really missed a lot. Never knew you've been back for this long.

HappyPagan:
Is there anyone as mad? Took a break and forgot my password when I got back. Reincarnated without dying..

I knew as much.

The fingerprints matched perfectly.

HappyPagan.

Dude, are you by any chance the nairaland infamous sonOfLucifer?

You sound very much like him.

emxglas:
[s]Yes, evolution is false, I will prove it:

Most people, including most atheists, have an inadequate understanding of the scientific contention inherent in Darwin's "Theory" of Evolution (henceforth ToE).

Most adherents to ToE only have a religious attachment to it, and they like to "beat up" people who know even less than they do about the issues. To this end, they would seek out people who say things like,

A) If ToE is true, why aren't chimpanzees turning into people?

B) Why are there still monkeys if they evolved into humans?

C) The Earth is only 6000 years old -- no time for ToE.

These are straw man statements that adherents of ToE like to knock down in order to bolster their own confidence.

Most adherents to ToE do not know the real problem with it:

Absence of a STATISTICAL MODEL.

Let me explain.

I enter a room and see a large table with 50 fair coins on it. I hypothesize that the coins were NOT place there by an intelligent agent, but landed randomly on the table (perhaps, thrown carelessly). That is an HYPOTHESIS.

To support my hypothesis scientifically, I need a STATISTICAL MODEL and statistical analysis of the situation.

Without it, my HYPOTHESIS cannot become a SCIENTIFIC THEORY.

In the situation of the coins on the table, I could come up with a statistical distribution to model how the coins have landed (a binomial distribution). I could then work out the probability of the coins landing the way they have. If, out of the 50 coins, 47 are heads and 3 are tails, my hypothesis that the coins landed randomly would be scientifically rejected, because the chance of so many heads happening randomly is vanishingly small. My hypothesis must pass the statistical test (say 23 heads vs 27 tails) in order to possibly become a theory.

Now, replace your table by DNA, your coins by genes, and your coin placement by "mutation".

ToE HYPOTHESIZES that the mutations ARE random. It doesn't say that they could possible be random. It CONCLUDES that they ARE random. But it does so with no statistical model or statistical analysis. Therefore, Darwin's "Theory" of Evolution remains only an HYPOTHESIS.

Some work has been done to start on the long, long road of creating a model, which could turn the HYPOTHESIS into a THEORY. But unfortunately, this work is being led by religious folk with the agenda of disproving ToE. This situation has been allowed to happen because scientists themselves have tried to avoid the science and the real scientific questions. They have gone instead for the "what else could it be?" argument, and indulged in an unscientific squabble with religion.[/s]

Bollocks.

emxglas:
[s]The unfortunate thing is that both of us are here breaking our heads over a truth we have no power to change. Indeed no matter how powerfully you argue your point based on acclaimed logic and reason, it won't even scratch the truth one bit let alone change it.

The best we can do for our own sake is to humble our spirits and learn. The scientists you are bragging about are humans whose knowledge is both progressive and limited in any age even to tomorrow.

When you talk about peer reviewed scientific discovery I laugh. Don't you know that there is a difference between facts and truth. That a fact may not be the truth and the truth may not be supported by the facts. You expose your level of ignorance when you concluded that it is on the bases of non validation of Scientists that you proved that the word of God is a myth and therefore I am berift of wisdom. Can your scientist tell me the composition of palm wine and who mixed it. Why do scientist need things existing in nature to create theirs and not create theirs by themselves. Why in all their knowledge they can not produce a natural life nor even animal flesh or even blood from the scratch. Why haven't they the knowledge to bring peace and tranquility to the raging and complaining nature. Why is there not yet peace in the land. Why is all their creation fallable since the world began since they have enough knowledge to review others. Which of the creations of God has changed since it was first made..is it the stones, the night/day, the little living and non living things, the environment, the natural resources all around us. But your scientists that have unquantifiable knowledge has been forming and reforming knowledge since the world began....can you tell me about that.

Even the devil that deceived you knows there is God and he trembles before him. It is basic that on the matter of truth, you can deceive some people sometime, but you can not deceive all the people all the time.

If you do not know, Charles Darwin's theory of Evolution was not challenged by anybody because no body knew any better. Don't you argue only what you know? Scientists don't talk if they don't have the facts since Darwin decided to delve into obscure area (beyond human comprehension), no one did challenge him. Doesn't mean his claim was not challengeable. If you yourself today can come up with clearer picture today, You will just puncture that stupid self acclaimed picture. Charles Darwin is not the only one with proposition on that subject. In fact theories are as many as there are people on earth Darwin was only lucky to be a well known and respected scientist at the time and no scientist of his own calibre came forth to challenge him.

Be careful on matters that are beyond what the physical eye can see, you need God to show you and you can not get it arguing him[/s]

You sure have a penchant for making jests, don't you? Although this is more pathetic than amusing.

celebgistz:
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Hustle with sense.

emxglas:
Have you taken time to observe the earth? The order, the precision, the perfection and imperfections (if you like). The asthethics, the performances, the intelligence in even the most minute creatures.

Just look at little things like ants, or even invisible animate organisms like amoeba etc. Look at all creations, both living and non living from the smallest to the greatest. Have you taken a look at the constitution of your own body, see how everything is arranged and organised?. Do you believe that all creatures just manifested like Charles Darwin's theory proposed. They have no origin, no maker.... I sincerely believe that only the gullible will be lead into believing that no body created or masterminded all these things..

It takes an even bigger fool to believe that all these incredibly complex things were created by something INFINITELY more complex, but, hey please, this entity that is way more complex than the Universe cannot have a creator.

You can't make an argument, and then turn around to destroy it yourself by making special pleading. If complex things must have a creator, then God, who definitely must be more complex than the Universe, is in more need of a creator than the universe.

The argument from complexity is the most stupid argument in the incredibly limited intellect-disgracing arsenal of the theist.

It is as moronic as it is self-defeating. It's very own internal contradiction destroys and illegitimizes it.

And did you just dismiss Darwinism in a few arrogant, cretinous letters organized into stupid words? What do you think evolution is? An idea thought up by mischievous atheists on one random afternoon after an ego-massaging, back-scratching ideological party? Or a sophisticated, standard, research-based scientific theory, supported by overwhelming evidence accumulated over years of consistent and indepth probing, and widely recognized and generally accepted by professional biologists with impeccable credentials to show for it, who are the custodians and final authority on the subject of Biology, the central theme of which is the theory of evolution, which you're so bumptiously, and arrogantly poking fun at?

Where are your biological credentials? Where is the proof of your intellectual credibility? What peer-reviewed scientific paper have you written exposing your findings on evolution and showing how biologists have gotten it all wrong? You put yourself on an intellectual pedestal above biologists who you consider fools, because you consider yourself a higher authority on matters concerning the study of life and its origins, yet you have nothing to show for it?

Aren't you pygmies a quite peculiar breed of impudent nutcases and irritating headfucks? What the fück do you know?

Evolution is false? Go ahead and prove it. But know this in advance: you will have to be an extraordinary idiot if you think you can quote verses from dusty ancient books to refute the evidence-backed interpretation of reality currently held as valid by the more knowledgeable biological community.

You guys are an insult to the intellect. Arm-chair "scientists" who became experts by watching 2 minute YouTube propaganda videos, and viola! they can boast of more knowledge than PhD scientists and all of the world's evolutionary biologists.

Fücking beats me.

Yambee:
OP respect yourself.

Beautiful?who said so?how old are you?you are dressed like a little raggity boy. There is nothing remotely sexy,feminine or beautiful about you.

Grow up and get this rubbish out of Nairaland. Local Champion.

Her "raggity" self is more beautiful than your rotten, bitter soul.

Sad idiot.