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NYSC / Re: NYSC: 300 Members Withdraw Relocation From Anambra by Tozara(m): 4:25pm On Sep 16, 2018
RebelChip:


And Yoruba land is better? Is your west a better place to serve or is it the North ridden with child rapists and serial terrorists?

Anambra still pays corpers, never has it been heard that a corper was harmed in Anambra, Anambra still gives free accommodations to corpers in their villages and towns, Anambra is very peaceful and rarely in the news for bad things..... On the other hand, have you been to Oshogbo and Ogun state... the world capital of human head hunting, vaginal scraping, Pennis excavation, eyes expunging, breast extraction and eyes pulling?

In the whole Nigeria, tell me one state safer and more richer in opportunities than Anambra? Is it Lagos that is so Overpopulated and smelly or is it Kano that is so intolerant to other people and their religion?

You think Igbos take this bullshyt online to offline?

In the west one time, I once heard a Yoruba man who said that he goes around infecting Igbo girls with HIV and AIDS because Igbos are arrogant and domineering online and offline. He never knew I understood Yoruba well.

Me and you know the people and region that are ontologically bad and evil. Let me not talk sha to avoid one evil moderator from that side.

Below is the food you guys eat! Does that stuff look palatable?
Damn. SO MUCH hate. I don't think we can ever get along.

We should just go our separate ways. It's already too late to curb this insanity.
Education / Re: I Am Dropping Out Of The University by Tozara(m): 2:45pm On Sep 16, 2018
Martinez19:
Sir. Arthur Conan Doyle was a medical doctor but that didn't stop him from writing the Sherlock Holmes short stories and novels. Hope my advice is not coming late.
Well, I think it pretty much is. grin

I'm also interested in her story, and I want to know what she eventually decided. What is she doing now? But she's no longer available to answer you or satisfy my curiosity. Her profile indicates that she hasn't been on nairaland for over a year.

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Politics / Re: Twitter Community Amazed By Bukola Saraki’s Interaction With Young Professionals by Tozara(m): 1:27pm On Sep 16, 2018
FarahAideed:

What exactly is your point ?
I can't type more than a few lines. cry

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Literature / Re: Paper King by Tozara(m): 12:24pm On Sep 16, 2018
MissWrite. Happy Sunday. smiley

I hope you've been good and are doing good.

Should we still be expecting updates? If yes, how soon?

I really can't wait, I swear. cry

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Crime / Re: Tobi Abikoye Returns N1m Mistakenly Transferred To Him, Had N369 In Account by Tozara(m): 12:11pm On Sep 16, 2018
adecz:
grin grin grin

UBA mistakenly credited my empty acct with
40k some months ago,,,,

I quickly withdrew it & chop am.

I'm still awaiting to hear wehhn
from them.

I see it as payment for all
the illegal deductions they have been
cheating me all these years. grin grin grin

I assure you,
chopping bank money is delicious...
Eating watery beans and maggots in a Nigerian prison in two months time will be just as delicious.

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Politics / Re: Flood: FG Commits N3bn To Mitigate Disaster by Tozara(m): 12:08pm On Sep 16, 2018
shotuns:
You do not hate the president but Imagine The rubbish you just typed. You need more home training and how to talk to the elders.




You must be a mad fool for quoting someone like me to talk about retärded shït like "elders" and "home training". A very mad fool.

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Crime / Re: Tobi Abikoye Returns N1m Mistakenly Transferred To Him, Had N369 In Account by Tozara(m): 12:06pm On Sep 16, 2018
Saintsammy59:
I don't even know my thought about this.
But my sub conscious keeps telling me that this man strong pass me nii.. Had it been it's me. I'd have been somewhere enjoying and supporting the govt of Buhari even though I'm anti Buhari.
And may I know what moral right you have to be anti-Buhari after making this kind of shameful confession on a public forum?
Crime / Re: Tobi Abikoye Returns N1m Mistakenly Transferred To Him, Had N369 In Account by Tozara(m): 12:03pm On Sep 16, 2018
lilmax:
the ones that will insult him wants a better Nigeria grin

I'll keep saying it, the problem of the country is more of its citizens than the leaders
Sincerely speaking, bro.

The dude below is supposed to be our compatriot.

hyfr:
We do not comprehend the ways of the gods
So u saw one million in your acct and you don’t see a sign in it. After withdrawing all in your account .
Amongst 200million people in Nigeria, they choose you grin and all u could do was to send the money back
I hope you get the necessary media hype and some breakthrough from this your good act.
Mr man you should have withdrawn that money immediately and kept it somewhere safe, if it’s an error from the bank, then they fix it cos they make millions every minute, repaying 1m is a chyse something to them.
If they proceed to declare u wanted, u can sue them for 500m.. someone has done it before in this nigeria sef and his was 42m that was wrongly paid. UBA listed him wanted and he sued them for 1billon. Now he’s prolly somewhere around lekki or vgc

Btw how did they pay 1m wrongly ... the person that paid it couldnt write well or read well? I’m tryin to understand
Crime / Re: Tobi Abikoye Returns N1m Mistakenly Transferred To Him, Had N369 In Account by Tozara(m): 12:00pm On Sep 16, 2018
Tamarapetty:
Sorry, but i won't return that money grin country hard
Yeah. You can spend it in jail.
Crime / Re: Tobi Abikoye Returns N1m Mistakenly Transferred To Him, Had N369 In Account by Tozara(m): 11:58am On Sep 16, 2018
Lol. Selfless action? How? Why should that earn him respect? Wasn't he under OBLIGATION to return the money? It was a mandatory duty, not a choice. Beats me how people could start celebrating him for doing exactly what he was supposed to have done.

A society where people become heroes for doing normal, human stuff has a long way to go, really. And, of course, the ones who see a big deal in this are the clowns, and detestable elements who don't see themselves capable of such "selfless" act.

It wasn't his money. There's nothing exceptionally good about returning it. It was something he MUST do.

We need to raise our standards and expectations higher and stop lying in the grave of the universe, celebrating mediocrity. It's absurd.

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Religion / Re: "The Devil Loves Sex Too" By Sunday Akanni Moshood by Tozara(m): 11:51am On Sep 16, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:


BRO THE EARTH IS JUST 6,000 YEARS OLD.
A-ha! grin grin grin

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Career / Re: What Is The Highest Monthly Salary Of Someone You Know In Nigeria? by Tozara(m): 11:46am On Sep 16, 2018
Martinez19:
grin
grin grin grin

His lies float, indeed, flying here and there. But what you see are disgusting cholera-carrying houseflies, not beautiful butterflies. cheesy
Religion / Re: "The Devil Loves Sex Too" By Sunday Akanni Moshood by Tozara(m): 11:40am On Sep 16, 2018
Sex and wine are the greatest good, because they are the direct portals to the divine, and ways of accessing the madness that reveals the true face of God.

Dionysus against the crucified.....

Go wild and explore the world. You were made to be mad.

INSANITY MOVED YOUR HEAVENLY MAKER;

DIVINE MANIA MADE YOU,

AND SUPREME FRENZY JOINED WITH ETERNAL LUNACY (To twist the words of Dante)

Sin for Salvation is the mantra of the free.
Religion / Re: You Are A Spirit That Lives In A Body by Tozara(m): 11:27am On Sep 16, 2018
Imagine the time, effort, and thinking, that went into composing this mumbo-jumbo. What a waste of intellect.
Crime / Re: 40-year-old Married Man Arrested By Police For Defiling Underage Girls. Photos by Tozara(m): 11:18am On Sep 16, 2018
If I ever catch any of these baboons in the act, there's no telling what my moral agent would do with her sword. Disgusting bastard.

These worthless animals do not deserve to exist among us. Theirs is a crime that no society worthy of the name should ever forgive.

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Politics / Re: Twitter Community Amazed By Bukola Saraki’s Interaction With Young Professionals by Tozara(m): 11:13am On Sep 16, 2018
Hitler was brilliant too.

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Politics / Re: Flood: FG Commits N3bn To Mitigate Disaster by Tozara(m): 11:05am On Sep 16, 2018
I hope the 3 billion doesn't grow legs and sprout wings.

Buhari's aura is the opposite of goodluck, and it really calls for serious concern.

I do not hate the President. But this has been the reality of the country under his gaze that rains lava and brimstone.

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Family / Re: Did You Play With These Cowboy And Indians Soldiers Toys In The 80's? by Tozara(m): 10:59am On Sep 16, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:


WAIT, DID PEOPLE BUY THEM? I NEVER THOUGHT THEY WERE SOLD. I THOUGHT THEY WERE PICKED FROM THE FLOOR.
I GOT MINE FROM PLAYING WITH FRIENDS, DISAPPEARING WITH THEIRS AND CLAIMING OWNERSHIP THE NEXT DAY. SOMETIMES I TOOK THEM HOME FROM SCHOOL AND NEVER RETURNED WITH THEM. I HAD LOTS OF THEM I NEVER PAID FOR. grin
grin grin grin

There were elements like you in my class back then. But they weren't as lucky as you. grin

You would make away with my toy and claim ownership? shocked Ehn, kini? grin

You wouldn't do it again. grin

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Family / Re: Did You Play With These Cowboy And Indians Soldiers Toys In The 80's? by Tozara(m): 10:53am On Sep 16, 2018
Redman44:
I played with these Cowboys and Indian Toys when I was in Primary School in the 80's. I used to buy them for 30 kobo to 50 kobo per piece then from those women that sold household goods in their Shops cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy. I had loads of them and I played with them by placing them on a table on our verandah and banging on the table softly to make them move. I considered the ones that fell down dead in the heat of battle. Did you play with these Cowboy and Indian warriors and soldiers toys too? What are your memories about them smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley?

I am just having memories of my childhood.
You mean these things were around in the 80's! shocked Wow.

I played with MILLIONS (grin) of them in the early 2000's. grin We used to compete over whom had the largest collection of them. So, the richer, the better. grin

I wasted so much money on those things. So much money. cry

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Family / Re: Did You Play With These Cowboy And Indians Soldiers Toys In The 80's? by Tozara(m): 10:48am On Sep 16, 2018
Martinez19:
Mine were the little green soldiers which I played with in the early 2000s. Apart from green there could be any other colour for the soldier.
I remember these. Primary school days. smiley

When I remember when man was still tiny. grin

How much boy has grown. How large the mind has become. cheesy

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Romance / Re: "Nothing Wrong In Dating A Married Man If He Takes Care Of His Family" by Tozara(m): 2:12am On Sep 16, 2018
My own question is, does her boyfriend associate her with the social media handle she typed that with? If not, although, that would be weird, she's safe.

If he does, then I find it absurd that she would reveal this online because it makes absolutely no sense. Unless:

1. She's incredibly stupid

2. She made up that shït

3. She doesn't care if he finds out and breaks up with her

4. Her boyfriend is aware of her affair with the said married man and is fine with her using him as an ATM because he's enjoying it too

OR

5. She doesn't have a boyfriend. She just sucks at expressing herself coherently, and without any ambiguity.

Now, coming to the issue of dating a married man, the man is the one committing an immoral act, not the lady. She didn't force him to come running after her skirt, and she probably isn't holding him at ransom. He chose to cheat and break his marriage vows. The bastard has betrayed his wife. If Karma is real, the stupid man is the one who should be getting hit, not the girl, like some fools on this thread seem to be cretinously suggesting.

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Family / Re: My Wife Had An Affair!! by Tozara(m): 1:46am On Sep 16, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:
PRAY TO THE LORD FOR THE SPIRIT OF FORGIVENESS, AND TO CAST AWAY THE SPIRIT OF CHEATING FROM HER, AND MAKE HER A LOYAL WIFE. THEN REPACKAGE YOURSELF. MAYBE YOU'VE LOST YOUR SEXINESS AND SHAPE. GIVE HER MORE MONEY, ATTENTION, AND SEX. HOPEFULLY YOUR MARRIAGE WILL BE BETTER HENCEFORTH.
CHEERS.
I saw what you did there. grin

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Family / Re: Husbands Urged To Do This For Their Wives So Their Marriage Could Work. Photos by Tozara(m): 3:53pm On Sep 15, 2018
Mindfulness:


Beautifully said. smiley smiley smiley

At least the good ones. wink

The very definition of MOTHER doesn't give room for the bad. Maybe biologists and sociologists wouldn't think much of such distinction that would only smack of unnecessary pedantry in the bland, mechanical academic context. But it goes without saying that the not-good ones would be nothing short of vagabonds in the spiritual book of motherhood. smiley

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Literature / Re: Chimamanda Adichie Celebrates Her 41st Birthday Today by Tozara(m): 3:01pm On Sep 15, 2018
FortifiedCity:
sad

Chimamanda will tell feminists, 'don't cook for your husband ' then she will go home and make delicious dishes for the husband

Chimamanda will tell feminists, 'don't give your husband doggy, she will go and give the husband up and down doggy

Chimamanda will tell feminists, why address your self a wife, yet n.a. she do widely duties pass

Chimamanda will tell feminists, you shouldn't be under a man, do what you want, yet you see a decent woman by mere looking at her

Chimamanda will tell feminists, you don't really need a man, yet n.a. she first go marry.

Feminists wake up oooo, Chimamanda is using your brain to drink garri
Liked by 99 fools. And you're the 100th of them. They can click like on stupid posts but can't pinpoint where their stupidity originated from.

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Science/Technology / Re: Top5 Most Dangerous Animals In The World by Tozara(m): 2:57pm On Sep 15, 2018
1. A PSYCHOPATHIC Homo sapiens.

And then everything else.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Demands Car From Son-in-law Ahead Of Wedding, Daughter Supports by Tozara(m): 2:16pm On Sep 15, 2018
Nightmareo07:


U are dimwitted idiot grin
Just parading with an empty cranium.
Get lost u halfwitted down syndrome angry
That's right. I AM down syndrome grin, the one tormenting your life and responsible for your imbecility.

And I don't have a cranium. I'm an abstract idea causing you misfortune. Ode. cheesy
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Demands Car From Son-in-law Ahead Of Wedding, Daughter Supports by Tozara(m): 1:59pm On Sep 15, 2018
Nightmareo07:


Nop every one is not,. U dump fool.
U definitely has a single digit IQ for u to say that every human is
Lol. You're too morönic to even see your own stupidity. Sub-optimally educated fool. You just mocked yourself even further. grin
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Demands Car From Son-in-law Ahead Of Wedding, Daughter Supports by Tozara(m): 1:47pm On Sep 15, 2018
Nightmareo07:

undecided
U are an imbeciille
Everyone is. The human race is basically a species of intelligent fools. But my inherent human imbecility is not half as terrible as that of the idiot that manufactured a fool like you.

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