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RebelChip:
And Yoruba land is better? Is your west a better place to serve or is it the North ridden with child rapists and serial terrorists?

Anambra still pays corpers, never has it been heard that a corper was harmed in Anambra, Anambra still gives free accommodations to corpers in their villages and towns, Anambra is very peaceful and rarely in the news for bad things..... On the other hand, have you been to Oshogbo and Ogun state... the world capital of human head hunting, vaginal scraping, Pennis excavation, eyes expunging, breast extraction and eyes pulling?

In the whole Nigeria, tell me one state safer and more richer in opportunities than Anambra? Is it Lagos that is so Overpopulated and smelly or is it Kano that is so intolerant to other people and their religion?

You think Igbos take this bullshyt online to offline?

In the west one time, I once heard a Yoruba man who said that he goes around infecting Igbo girls with HIV and AIDS because Igbos are arrogant and domineering online and offline. He never knew I understood Yoruba well.

Me and you know the people and region that are ontologically bad and evil. Let me not talk sha to avoid one evil moderator from that side.

Below is the food you guys eat! Does that stuff look palatable?

Damn. SO MUCH hate. I don't think we can ever get along.

We should just go our separate ways. It's already too late to curb this insanity.

Martinez19:
Sir. Arthur Conan Doyle was a medical doctor but that didn't stop him from writing the Sherlock Holmes short stories and novels. Hope my advice is not coming late.

Well, I think it pretty much is.

I'm also interested in her story, and I want to know what she eventually decided. What is she doing now? But she's no longer available to answer you or satisfy my curiosity. Her profile indicates that she hasn't been on nairaland for over a year.

FarahAideed:
What exactly is your point ?

I can't type more than a few lines.

adecz:


UBA mistakenly credited my empty acct with
40k some months ago,,,,

I quickly withdrew it & chop am.

I'm still awaiting to hear wehhn
from them.

I see it as payment for all
the illegal deductions they have been
cheating me all these years.

I assure you,
chopping bank money is delicious...

Eating watery beans and maggots in a Nigerian prison in two months time will be just as delicious.

shotuns:
You do not hate the president but Imagine The rubbish you just typed. You need more home training and how to talk to the elders.

You must be a mad fool for quoting someone like me to talk about retärded shït like "elders" and "home training". A very mad fool.

Saintsammy59:
I don't even know my thought about this.
But my sub conscious keeps telling me that this man strong pass me nii.. Had it been it's me. I'd have been somewhere enjoying and supporting the govt of Buhari even though I'm anti Buhari.

And may I know what moral right you have to be anti-Buhari after making this kind of shameful confession on a public forum?

lilmax:
the ones that will insult him wants a better Nigeria

I'll keep saying it, the problem of the country is more of its citizens than the leaders

Sincerely speaking, bro.

The dude below is supposed to be our compatriot.

hyfr:
We do not comprehend the ways of the gods
So u saw one million in your acct and you don’t see a sign in it. After withdrawing all in your account .
Amongst 200million people in Nigeria, they choose you and all u could do was to send the money back
I hope you get the necessary media hype and some breakthrough from this your good act.
Mr man you should have withdrawn that money immediately and kept it somewhere safe, if it’s an error from the bank, then they fix it cos they make millions every minute, repaying 1m is a chyse something to them.
If they proceed to declare u wanted, u can sue them for 500m.. someone has done it before in this nigeria sef and his was 42m that was wrongly paid. UBA listed him wanted and he sued them for 1billon. Now he’s prolly somewhere around lekki or vgc

Btw how did they pay 1m wrongly ... the person that paid it couldnt write well or read well? I’m tryin to understand

Tamarapetty:
Sorry, but i won't return that money country hard

Yeah. You can spend it in jail.

Lol. Selfless action? How? Why should that earn him respect? Wasn't he under OBLIGATION to return the money? It was a mandatory duty, not a choice. Beats me how people could start celebrating him for doing exactly what he was supposed to have done.

A society where people become heroes for doing normal, human stuff has a long way to go, really. And, of course, the ones who see a big deal in this are the clowns, and detestable elements who don't see themselves capable of such "selfless" act.

It wasn't his money. There's nothing exceptionally good about returning it. It was something he MUST do.

We need to raise our standards and expectations higher and stop lying in the grave of the universe, celebrating mediocrity. It's absurd.

CAPSLOCKED:
BRO THE EARTH IS JUST 6,000 YEARS OLD.

A-ha!

Martinez19:

His lies float, indeed, flying here and there. But what you see are disgusting cholera-carrying houseflies, not beautiful butterflies.

Sex and wine are the greatest good, because they are the direct portals to the divine, and ways of accessing the madness that reveals the true face of God.

Dionysus against the crucified.....

Go wild and explore the world. You were made to be mad.

INSANITY MOVED YOUR HEAVENLY MAKER;

DIVINE MANIA MADE YOU,

AND SUPREME FRENZY JOINED WITH ETERNAL LUNACY (To twist the words of Dante)

Sin for Salvation is the mantra of the free.

Imagine the time, effort, and thinking, that went into composing this mumbo-jumbo. What a waste of intellect.

If I ever catch any of these baboons in the act, there's no telling what my moral agent would do with her sword. Disgusting bastard.

These worthless animals do not deserve to exist among us. Theirs is a crime that no society worthy of the name should ever forgive.

Hitler was brilliant too.

I hope the 3 billion doesn't grow legs and sprout wings.

Buhari's aura is the opposite of goodluck, and it really calls for serious concern.

I do not hate the President. But this has been the reality of the country under his gaze that rains lava and brimstone.

CAPSLOCKED:
WAIT, DID PEOPLE BUY THEM? I NEVER THOUGHT THEY WERE SOLD. I THOUGHT THEY WERE PICKED FROM THE FLOOR.
I GOT MINE FROM PLAYING WITH FRIENDS, DISAPPEARING WITH THEIRS AND CLAIMING OWNERSHIP THE NEXT DAY. SOMETIMES I TOOK THEM HOME FROM SCHOOL AND NEVER RETURNED WITH THEM. I HAD LOTS OF THEM I NEVER PAID FOR.

There were elements like you in my class back then. But they weren't as lucky as you.

You would make away with my toy and claim ownership? Ehn, kini?

You wouldn't do it again.

Redman44:
I played with these Cowboys and Indian Toys when I was in Primary School in the 80's. I used to buy them for 30 kobo to 50 kobo per piece then from those women that sold household goods in their Shops . I had loads of them and I played with them by placing them on a table on our verandah and banging on the table softly to make them move. I considered the ones that fell down dead in the heat of battle. Did you play with these Cowboy and Indian warriors and soldiers toys too? What are your memories about them ?

I am just having memories of my childhood.

You mean these things were around in the 80's! Wow.

I played with MILLIONS () of them in the early 2000's. We used to compete over whom had the largest collection of them. So, the richer, the better.

I wasted so much money on those things. So much money.

Martinez19:
Mine were the little green soldiers which I played with in the early 2000s. Apart from green there could be any other colour for the soldier.

I remember these. Primary school days.

When I remember when man was still tiny.

How much boy has grown. How large the mind has become.

My own question is, does her boyfriend associate her with the social media handle she typed that with? If not, although, that would be weird, she's safe.

If he does, then I find it absurd that she would reveal this online because it makes absolutely no sense. Unless:

1. She's incredibly stupid

2. She made up that shït

3. She doesn't care if he finds out and breaks up with her

4. Her boyfriend is aware of her affair with the said married man and is fine with her using him as an ATM because he's enjoying it too

OR

5. She doesn't have a boyfriend. She just sucks at expressing herself coherently, and without any ambiguity.

Now, coming to the issue of dating a married man, the man is the one committing an immoral act, not the lady. She didn't force him to come running after her skirt, and she probably isn't holding him at ransom. He chose to cheat and break his marriage vows. The bastard has betrayed his wife. If Karma is real, the stupid man is the one who should be getting hit, not the girl, like some fools on this thread seem to be cretinously suggesting.

CAPSLOCKED:
PRAY TO THE LORD FOR THE SPIRIT OF FORGIVENESS, AND TO CAST AWAY THE SPIRIT OF CHEATING FROM HER, AND MAKE HER A LOYAL WIFE. THEN REPACKAGE YOURSELF. MAYBE YOU'VE LOST YOUR SEXINESS AND SHAPE. GIVE HER MORE MONEY, ATTENTION, AND SEX. HOPEFULLY YOUR MARRIAGE WILL BE BETTER HENCEFORTH.
CHEERS.

I saw what you did there.

Mindfulness:
Beautifully said.

At least the good ones.

The very definition of MOTHER doesn't give room for the bad. Maybe biologists and sociologists wouldn't think much of such distinction that would only smack of unnecessary pedantry in the bland, mechanical academic context. But it goes without saying that the not-good ones would be nothing short of vagabonds in the spiritual book of motherhood.

1. A PSYCHOPATHIC Homo sapiens.

And then everything else.

Nightmareo07:
U are dimwitted idiot
Just parading with an empty cranium.
Get lost u halfwitted down syndrome

That's right. I AM down syndrome , the one tormenting your life and responsible for your imbecility.

And I don't have a cranium. I'm an abstract idea causing you misfortune. Ode.

Nightmareo07:
Nop every one is not,. U dump fool.
U definitely has a single digit IQ for u to say that every human is

Lol. You're too morönic to even see your own stupidity. Sub-optimally educated fool. You just mocked yourself even further.

Nightmareo07:

U are an imbeciille

Everyone is. The human race is basically a species of intelligent fools. But my inherent human imbecility is not half as terrible as that of the idiot that manufactured a fool like you.