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pleep: my useless mother, what have i done to you to deserve dis sorry life? Please forgive me, abeg

As the annangs say "Alakwuchuku chukwa nchuknneka obi - "The foolish boy shall not speak when his elders are speaking"
I am a foolish boy and i appologize from the bottom of my heart.

pleep: hehehe goodnight my useless mother.

pleep: my mama, what have i done to you to deserve my madness? Please forgive me, abeg

As the Igbo's say "Alakwuchuku chukwa nchuknnka obi - "The foolish boy shall not speak when his elders are speaking"
I am a foolish boy and i appologize from the bottom of my heart, o witchy mama.

Please spare me oooo

pleep: my mama,... come on, you are not any fun anymore. You r cursed

what ever happened to you, old witch?..... well the older witch i mean.

pleep: my father's prick


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pleep: Behold... the womb of my mother.



https://www.nerve.com/files/uploads/scanner/vaginatree.jpg

pleep: wait..... everybody see my ancestors



grandmama

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grandpapa
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pleep: were ni emi ple.....ep. Pleeeeeeee.......eeeep..... pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. were ni mi ooooooooooo


iya mi oloriburuku baba mi alailojuti Ma.. ding.... wa.... ma ding....wa

awon ancestor mi epe ti mo won. . . . . . . . .

pleep: The first known portrait of my fetish and cursed grandmama

[img]http://www.nairaland.com.nyud.net/attachments/1076447_tpia_jpg0d02ad982b8aa013ead4a32a6e326da0[/img]

pleep: The first known portrait of my mama

https://www.african-safari-pictures.com/image-files/baboon-pictures.jpg

Prinsess: Just stumbled on this amazing fact about the orgin of that infamous "F' word.: In ancient England, people could not have sex without the consent of the King. When people wanted to have a child, they had to solicit a permission to the monarchy, in turn they would supply a plaque to hang on their door when they had sexual relations. The plaque reads, "Fornication Under Consent of the King" (Zap.) :oThis is the origin of the word.

pleep: You are a fooolish gel

Do you know that my useless mama is 7 generations your eldah? If you insult me it is like you are insulting your pig.

GIVING SOMEONE ALL YOUR LOVE IS NEVER AN ASSURANCE THAT THEY WILL LOVE YOU BACK. DON'T EXPECT LOVE IN RETURN. JUST WAIT FOR IT TO GROW IN THEIR HEART BUT IF IT DOSEN'T,BE CONTENT IT GREW IN YOURS.

ayobase: Tpia, she that wanna PROVE smart will be played by a real player.

Any club that will wanna beat SMART Man U will need to restrategize!

By the way, there is difference between BEING smart and PROVING smart. Both still need player though, especially the latter one.

To tell u the truth, don't try to play smart with a guy.....just be urself, and u will see him being ur dummy, instead of the reverse!

Don't always try proving a point with him......from purportted calmness, dish out you SMARTNESS.

Its good to take a guy unaware via displaying of one's intelligence or smartness in the middle of a relationship, than the beginning by trying to PROVE what it is......

YOU DO NOT NEED TO PROVE URSELF TO A GUY, LET HIM REALIZE UR WORTH LATER!