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ikekings: Lefool lefool preach am jare...

Are you praising him or abusing him?

You wan use some cunny cunny there.

kolamilan: my mother is a mad woman as you can see. Ma, the psychiatric ward is there --------> ------------->

Did you take a break from ma.sturbating to type this?

I just wonder if you ejaculated all over your keyboard.

How many of these threads must we keep seeing?

Please! Use the search function, gosh.

Good question.

May we not waltz into jail in the name of loosening up.

I hate it when people can't be comfortable in their own skin but must always compare themselves to others.

Insightful, especially with these letters flying around here and there, how exactly e take concern others really.

The best gift is to not consider it a favour that you are giving him one.

The bible says when you give, do it without expecting anything in return.

Polio: Twisted, weird and daft response as usual

You are running mad Tpia... You need urgent help!

Everybody knows you are insane, pointing fingers won't help you.

Seems your meds don't work either.

Many of you here hoping to divert attention from your mental state.

Good luck with that.

Oluwatola5: Oh, weird!!! You really sound like a Shrink...

Do you also fixate on people sh1tting?

Describe yourself using one of these categories:

You are a drug mule who has to know the consistency and timing of people sh1 tting

You sell toilets thus it is part of your job to know

You are a health worker and its important in your line of work

You have a fetish for poop

Of course she's a virgin.

Serious.

Its either snake oil or verified, dunno.

More common with males although females also do it.

Update?

Struck a nerve?

Fixation with people's anus is not normal unless you're doing so for health reasons.

The other explanation could be you're a drug mule who wants to sh1t the stuff out.

Serious.

frostbyte: I sure will get away with the brutality easy in Naija than this place. I will seize her greencard and return to the states quietly.

So you know its brutality.

As per returning to the states quietly, good luck hiding from your village witches.

Oluwatola5: Oh Heavens!!!!!!!

There are many of them here and they don't know they need help.

It is not normal to constantly be fixated on what comes out of somebody's anus, how they think they have a high ground, is beyond me.

If you are in the health field that's entirely different.

Maybe its about drug runs?

Vendetta things?

Nl is not meant to be a replacement for the real world.

benatex: My friend n I were arguing about this thing last night, I told him cleaning d anus with just tissue paper is not enough but he didn't agree. Nairalanders what do u think about this?

You are anally fixated, you should try to work on this neurosis in order to function normally.

For example, everytime you think of how somebody is cleaning their anus, and what comes out of the anus, try thinking of perhaps cleaning your house or room instead. Washing your clothes, etc.

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]seriously u dnt wana knw [/quote]From your posts here, its not really advisable you procreate at all.

Please consider a vasectomy.

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Hmmm

Psychological effects.


Africans being conditioned to hate dark skin, etc.

They know themselves nah, hence their avoidance of the thread.

cindylee: I am Edo and I only learnt how to speak Yoruba because I schooled in Ife. Nobody from Edo state automatically learns how to speak Yoruba as his first or second language. You have to learn it because either you schooled in yoruba land or you live there. All these nonsense historians who have never lived or been in Edo state just talk of what they hear people say. And I still say that no Edo person can just learn how to speak yoruba like that. Also some part of Edos share boundary with Ondo state which are the Akokos. We call them Akoko-edo, so maybe those people by virtue of boundary speak yoruba and vice-versa. Please you guys should not just be basing arguments on what you hear people say

By the way, Urhobos and Itsekiris are not part of Edo state. They are part of Delta but we are all from the old Bendel state. Anything aside from this na pure lie.

Akoko edo have their own language which isn't yoruba.

bamosagie: I am from Edo and I speak yoruba because I spent time in ibadan, schooled there and studied yoruba. Members of my extended do not speak yoruba because they've not stayed in yoruba land. Point is the chance of edo speaking yoruba is equal to that of an Ibo or Hausa.

True.

When friends start to run you down or feel insecure in your presence, its time to let them go.

A word is enough for the wise, very few friendships last forever and these days some would just as soon finish you off as look as you.

Its that easy.

I wonder why so many are acting like they didn't see this thread.

Pretending they are not gay.

Corky Joe: Here are two Problems I have with Feminism:

1) Feminism: want women to believe and act exactly like men because they think there are no sex differences

2) Feminists believe that romantic love, chivalry and motherhood are all bad because they involve sex differences

So, what's your point?

Are you better than them?