₦airaland Forum

Watianoengineer:
Happy birthday president Tinubu

after begging for money at ojota and u are hearing spilling trash. Agbayar

Jogs1900:
Hehe he..she even knelt down proposing..make sure you impregnate her too

ugly old toto

[quote author=ImoleNaija post=129089364][/quote]Nigeria is a big joke

superlanny:
Indian man think say na Bollywood film he dey act, Naija policeman no send you, the only language they understand is bribery and settlement, if you like shout from now till tomorrow.

If fit be say them dey find Indian hemp as because they be Indian na. Over wise no go kill them.

Nigeria police are too weak when they see foreigners

[quote author=References1 post=129082234][/quote]this clow is here again with stories

kereman1:
Things dey happen, pls stop these incessant killing of our armed forces, delta state has open a new chapter of killing.

Let's stop these killing, we the citizens are not happen over the FG is running the affairs of the country, but it's a loss loss for us to kill our armed men, assigned to protect us.

Nigeria's force men are enderger species

Jewessgratitud3:
Please I need to know if anyone has successfully removed theirs cos that's the next thing on my to -do list.

Now iv been considering this option as the permanent cure for the Monthly discomfort and sickness that comes with menses. After I watched a documentary on tv where a white female doc said the permanent cure for this is to remove the womb. Just don't have an idea how much it would cost but I'm sure it would definitely worth it.

I've noticed that this thing comes with different sickness each month and its always very annoying having to bear too many things at a time. Anemia, pains, discomfort, smell and sicknesses of various kinds. I don't what its doing for me. So let it just go to the gutters! I'm sick if it.! The fact that I hate popping pills to relieve pains is another thing I don't think I wanna continue with.




I WANT TO REMOVE MY WOMB AND BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!

try Babalawo

NaijaCoverBlog:
Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/03/efcc-to-rehabilitate-convicted-yahoo-boys-chairman/

another script to loot again

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeGeU8IHq1o?si=L3nXUX4t7N39zuXA

this babe

bizzibodi:
D flaming cock of Oranmiyan!

too much porn

Coronavirus1:
Shaibu is the No 1 suspect he might not make it Alive

wahala for politicians

crossfm:
Hehehe.

When you see them talking like this one would think they are serious or fighting for Nigerians.

They are gunning for their own share of the loot .

Once they collect their own share,the whole investigation will die a natural death .

All the whole probing,what have come out of it.

Our present senate president was probed,we all know how it ended, infact he was even rewarded with the number 3 position in Nigeria .

off the mic, off the mic, off the mic

Gerard28:
I'm telling you. I met him in 2014 in the Uniben chaplaincy when I was a Corper. He is one priest you always look forward to listening to his sermons. Very Blessed man. My one on one encounter when I approached him for something is one moment I will never forget. May God Continue to protect him

my priest my days in uniben

JigsawKillah:
I want to be a governor. God knows some of my predecessors will sleep in jail.

Predecessors, NEPA men, Road contractors. If your father/mother done loot money for Delta State before, or failed to deliver on a contract, make una mark my name. I dey come for una one day. E go be.

meaning ibori go sleep for jail abi?

hisexcellency34:
https://www.thecable.ng/inec-to-nigerians-laying-curses-on-yakubu-make-productive-use-of-your-time/amp?/inec-to-nigerians-laying-curses-on-yakubu-make-productive-use-of-your-time

this matured coward goat should go and remove the cobwebs in his eye as if we are not aware of the huge amount of money tinubu credited to his account. Nigerians are fully aware how tinubu procured his presidency. This coward must be mad. Nigerians are fully waiting for u guys .animal

Obiedun:
Waka Waka. Attention seeker . Obi will never be president l

clow of ojodu berger

Salubata:
You're showing the World that those who raised you failed woefully with your emotional outbursts.
I'm not surprised. Untrained beast

obviously, although I'm not surprised how uniform you are and is a big shame

Salubata:
One thing about Obi is that, he likes scoring cheap political point.

Good for your political career but unfortunately this can't earn you Presidency in Nigeria

So u haven't wakeup to see the reality on ground as u and ur people are turned beggers all over the country. Seriously, is a big shame that u are not seeing the writing on d wall. The degree of ur stupidity should be used as a benchmark to access fool like you.

LegendHero:
Buhari slacked.

He should have hanged the terrorists Kanu long time ago.

That’s the only reason I like Obasanjo, he would have exterminated Kanu the terrorist since.

the oldest fool in Nigeria

Magnoliaa:
Because our egos combined is larger than the expanding universe.


Nobody go gree for the other one inside relationship.

Abi I lie, Pansophist?

my marriage is set

Bobloco:
Akpabio is just being economical with the truth because he knows that Nigerians are celebrating this Christmas on an empty stomach

Tinubu's calamitous administration have only succeeded in inflicting premium tears upon Nigerians. For the first time in a long while, federal civil servants are celebrating this Christmas without their December salaries being paid.

prayer will be sent to thier mails box

Starhearts:
Gbe enu e soun....

If u be member of d beneficiaries u no go complain....

try get small sense

LeoDeKing:
God bless PBAT
The Jagaban of Africa
The husband of their mothers
The man whose name sends shivers down their spines.
The man who single handedly conquered over 20 million miscreants

you finally subscribe 200amb, so happy for u

Lyrics269:
Nnamdi Kanu will rot in jail with his ally peter obi
Let the court prospone the judgment abeg

you are a coward of this century. Assume I'm there with u., trust me u would have received hot back hand slap

Antoeni:
This Ones Na Aye or Eiye Thieves For Benin

Ekosodi boys. Go ekosodi or osasogie u will see these boys drinking

ManirBK:
https://www.channelstv.com/2023/12/09/dss-to-start-using-weapons-produced-by-its-personnel-bichi/

kill all the apc

Justiceori2019:
Shiloh: I became minister after Oyedepo laid hands on me – Betta Edu



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/12/shiloh-i-became-minister-after-bishop-oyedepo-laid-hands-on-me-betta-edu/amp/

FFK go don scattered are puna with that his big preek

LeoDeKing:
You mean the mouth in the picture below is used mostly for lying?

Has anyone in ur lineage ever make public opinion. Stop showcasing ur stupidity

Offpoint1:
Cassava Ewa garri people will focus on ARGENTINA in the write up.


Lagos builder no fit mould common block when dey give am Nigeria to renovate

make dead brain mould block??Tinubu has not finished consuming amala and ewedu

SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.

4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture

6. Men who supports man U

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.

this girl with her well toto

BluntCrazeMan:
Meanwhile,, please try and be there at the Town-hall..

It's definitely going to be a DIFFERENT type of Town-hall.!!

town hall different from balablue