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eniolaamos7:
More damages could be caused to your eyes if you don't get glasses soon. Squinting the eyes often is also dangerous to the eyes. Get one now.

Lyk I said, my fear is tynz I could see without glasses might become difficult once I get used to glasses. I will wait till 40.

eniolaamos7:
yes sir. There has been improvement, but the rate is slow. And right now I'm beginning to disbelieve the fact that the glasses will repair my sight but manage it.

My resentment is dat once I start using it I might not be able to do without it again. Let me continue to manage my eyes like dat but if it gets worse I might reconsider glasses.

eniolaamos7:
I have a shortsightedness and currently using a correctional glasses. So it means I am likely of been evicted because of this
God is at work

I am short-sighted too but I don't use glasses.
Since you started using the glasses any improvement?

HarunaWest:
I dont know about diabetes, but the rest will disqualify you especially Hepatitis, HIV, Vision, Pile,Astgma and DRUGS.

So... Being short-sighted can disqualify pple. ;

enesi009:
Update on this, after I stop giving are the attention and call and shut all Communications, during my sister Birthday I uploaded her pic on my status which celebrating her and the next ,she did was to view the status And also chat me up wishing her birthday too, which I dint reply her but ignored, fast forward after a day she sent a. Message to me asking about how am doing via text which I ignored again , also yesterday she tried initiating a convo with me via chart for which I ignored.. so guys pls should I still continue to ignore her , though she has not called yet.. cc HARDON and Trailblazer93 , what should I do I need advice?

You have to stop the ignoring game at dis stage cuz if you continue she might stop and you will lose her completely... If she msg you again reply but don't be too keen on the chat. I started getting dis gehs when I stopped showing interest. What do you want from her? Sex or relationship. Relationship I don't have much knowledge about dat cuz I get bored after a while and discard dem. Sex? I play it very fast on dem and I keep dem as long as I want. If you haven't fvck her dat shld be ur goal now... Girls ain't loyal... If you try to preserve and nurture dem someone else will crush on dem

Ferrocene:
;DAbove?? No with all the drills from HARDDON no but has hav said earlier I have no plans for her just using as a case study

Last msg for you. Cux you want to use her to practice doesn't me she shld use u to count score. LEAVE HER. Go get 3 other digits play the card differently and see what happens dats how to practice.

Ihenzy:
Approach this lady before going for Siwes. This was the first lady am approaching since I came into the university. Though am not good with ladies I have feelings for. Am so calm around ladies but generally am bold and not shy when it comes to being in public but among ladies I have a big headache that I just feel a new me. I lack what to say, how to start conversion e.t.c. I called her on one fateful evening to meet with her. When we met I lost what to say, she was insisting I tell her my mind but I have to postponed to about 4hrs later. When I came back I still couldn't air my mind so I told her to come online. She requested for airtime because she don't have data. I bought it and transfer to her. She came online and boom I drop it. Her only reply was hmmmmmm but she's dating told her no problem as far as she the guy ain't her fiance. The next day I meet her and ask about the chat, the told me to take her reply on the chat as she can't double date. I just went about telling her to just create a space for me.
At that time she didn't even give me a chance or hope. She kept telling me she has a boyfriend and cannot double date. After then She even threatened to stop picking my calls at a point because I do call her often.

During my Siwes I kept calling her but though I never talk about the proposal again. We finally resume and got along with her. We do call and chat until she demanded for 600 airtime to offset her debt with airtel. She was also demanding I take her out for lunch which I pay deaf attention to anyway.

She even flash me with a new number one day only for her to say, she just wanted to say hi and remind me of her airtime.

I bought the airtime for her when I call her to come her first statement was if am not here with the airtime I shouldn't disturb her.
On new new she called but I missed the call, call her like 2day later, she said she only wanted to greet me.
Resumed and we got along, she was demanding for new year gift which I shun her. I called her oneday to ask about my proposal again and she still brought up her former reply.
Well it been long and I've already gotten over it but I still love her. Although we still meet and gist but I don't give her attention like before.
What are my mistakes to avoid in getting a dream girl.
Modified: I don't have sense of humor when am with a girl except when we are in class. Infact you will laugh and get tired but with girls na yawa ooo.
Mind you too the girl am talking about is in year 3 now whereas am in year 5
Cc HARDON
Trailblazer93
Ferrocene

I will be concise as possible... Epistle can be tiring... Dat girl is using you... I approached a lady dat had a Boifrd, she told me dat... But you know what... She always wanted to chat with me cuz I could be very funny but I can't be a second fiddle, I stopped given her my attention. No chat nothing... Her fone got spoilt she will insert her sim in her dad's fone just to speak with me... The attraction was so glaring dat everyone knew she had sumtyn for me. I didn't gv her anything oo. So broda, dis is what you shld do: stop chatting with her for now, whenever she calls don't pick the first call. If it chat don't reply dat day. Whenever you are going to reply invite her over... Burst her brain with words/Rhyme... Just do crazy stuff around her with you have to be a bit high to get dis done do it. Don't let it be obvious dat you are high. Bed her... Dis is just my style... I play my card very fast...

Ferrocene:
LOL not ditching I am just using her to learn besides she's just forming since she's a corper and Mann still dey school


And @ bolded you must be one hell of a bad guyy

Where is she serving so I can use her to count score. You already feel she's above. Bro... Forget corper no corper.... I finished service last yr... I know was anyone can do with a corper... I could have bleeped half of dem if I wished to. Don't msg her like I said earlier. If she msg you don't hesitate b4 inviting her over. If I were you I will not chat her again. She might come around again. I have had dat experience severally...

Ferrocene:
Since it's not coming naturally I am trying to acquire it..

Please point my errors in the msg

Don't be the first to msg her, use as much tym as she uses to reply ur chat. Try with another geh... The tyn with attraction is if she doesn't like you no matter what you say she still will not fall for it but if she likes you everything you say would be funny. I was chatting with a gehfrd some time ago, she said the chat was boring, I told her that she was boring... I always put in efforts while you are there looking for a basket mouth ABI...after I said that, she began to contribute well to the chat, I never knew the chat will be dat interest that night.
Try again broda, with another geh of course don't force it is not a paid service. Another thing I do with gehs I don't waste tym b4 inviting dem over. Build attraction and do a quick fire before the attraction fades... Once you have fired you have them on ur palms you can easily dictate what next.
Guys, dis babes need us more than we need them, conquer as many as possible and you don't have to come here and tell us how one ditched you. You will be the one ditching dem.

Kalatium:
You were concentrating on the humor too much

Yea.. he was trying too hard... Whatever you want to do let it come natural.

Jideprinz:
Especially those yoruba actresses... small fame like this, gbam!! Dem don bleach finish

Hardly you go watch yoruba movie you no go see bleached actress(es). I no dy blame pple wen dem say yorubas dy bleach

enesi009:
@hardon

Hello I need advice on what step to take next , I have been seeing a girl of late , though I don't ask her out , but I have created a sexual flow with her , through phone call and to the extent we talk naughty on the Phone and to the extent of sexing her via phone, she is into me because she do call me , every day and then , later on I help her get a job so that we could be close and working together so as to builds more bond, but since then I started noticing when we are together she recieve calls , and also notice she do chart with some one when we are together on work and that get me upset but I try not to show it , there was dis day I saw some one she store d name as baby boo calling and then she immediately end the call. Since then I b4 then I noticed the attention she normally gives me by calling me every day asking me hw I am , if have eating and all day stop I am doing the calling more now and I feel am now catching feeling. There was dis day I went visiting her at her place and b4 I left she says she would call but dint and later we n she sent a text thanking me for comming and visiting her despite my work schedule and all that , which I reply her via text telling her when your heart belongs to someone u just want to be there for that person. After some days we didn't speak and she dint call , after which I called her and says I dint hear from her and all that which she reply by saying sorry , after that we just talk briefly and I was about going somewhere so I told her would talk later but don't call , after that day I decided to call her the Next day by 11pm ..she dint pick dis is some one I use to call late b4 and she picks my call , later I call her after a day in the morning which she picks and then I ask her why she didn't return my call after and she said she was supprise am calling her late and den I responded by saying so because I called late that was why she didn't return my call ,the next thing she said was what am I trying to do dat dis is morning I she needs to greet her mom she would call me back ,which she never did later on ,so I didn't call her that day again and then d next day I called her she didn't pick or reply my call..it been two days now.. I have decided not to call her again and even if she calls am not picking her call, so please advise me because I am already catching feeling for her but don't know what steps to take.

Guys still falling hands this age and tym. Nigga ure pestering dis babe too much. I for one if a girl calls me too often I begin to lose interest. Free the babe. Henceforth, let her do the calling. Pick some ignore some... DON'T ALWAYS BE AVAILABLE. Absence dy say makes the hrt grow fonder. @HARDON you're doing well...

Millenniumlady:
I can't stay in ph cult everywhere assassin's and it's too populated

Populated and Lagos underpopulated ABI....

Agboriotejoye:
It's damasus

Lol... Dats how we used to call her dat yr... "Damascus"

Dodoseed:
Say that to massage your ego,the woman done marry 3 times oo and still looking beautiful.

She know pple wey dy marry her nau.. me can't even do after one... No disrespect to the ladies

FeliciaOja:
She is no longer HOT as Before
Old age is hitting her badly

Thats how women are, once you clock 30+ market don depreciate. Unlike we niggas, 30+ our potatoes don begin potate. Stay humble damsel and give dat nigga a chance.
Modified: Auto correct can fall hand sha...

Let them wait oo. What kind of tyn is dis... What do they mean by merit... So ManU will not play hagain. Now dat I can beat Madrid and Barcelona join together. Let dem allow us finish the season. United will rise again...

Incel:
Sir, can I send you a PM?
Or better still, drop an email where I can send you a mail.
My case is terrible.
I need a breakthrough.

Kindly post it here... We want to learn from ur experience

EM123:
my brother am saying this because of the little experience i have from women , married or unmarried , if u meet a girl and u sleep with her without giving her anything i don't think she will come back tomorrow , don't forget that when u are sleeping with a girl, u are sleeping with all her friends , when she is coming to ur house her friends know , when u Bleep her without giving her anything her friends will laugh at her and she will never come back , unless she love u very much and cannot afford to loose u.

Hmm, even if you give her money not will not stop her from fucking som1 dat is not given her nada... When I dy skul e dis babe wey I dy Bleep steady and I no dy give her shishi, she get guy wey dy gv her everything yet babe dy cum crash for my place. Na she dy mostly call me sef (maybe cuz I hottt sha . So my guy no be wetin you gv her naim go mak her stay. I no say mak no dy greedy oo but mak sure say the babe no dy finger ur brain

EM123:
i didn't say that am going to support her with money , what i mean is that if i have so much money i will just give her little just to make her pussy happy , pussy is there to eat , but don't use ur life savings to eat pussy , eat pussy with care , that guy has finish is money just to press a girl and he forgot that girls can never be impressed .

Why are you given her the money in the first place; to eat pussy. You can get the pussy without given her a dime. Change ur ways broda... You mak dis girls have the feeling of entitlement. Even Naira marley said " why shld I pay for olosho when we are both enjoying each other".
My advice to the guys get as many girls as you wish... Its when you have one that you begin to worry about unnecessary tynz.. THEY NEED MHE MORE THAN I NEED THEM

EM123:
I think this will be a lesson to guys that want to impress girls including me , when u are giving them money u won't think twis , if she touch ur penis and say baby i want to buy the latest samsung galaxy of 80k , u will rush and use ur full salary to buy it for her so that she will be impressed , but when u ask her for little help she will let u know that she is wiser than u , this has tought me alot of lesson , if a girl is working and her phone spolt let her go and buy her self another phone , she should buy her self cloths , unless i have so much money that even if i remove little money from it , it won't pain me . The lesson the question this girl is asking will teach us is for we to think and save for rainy days before thinking about impressing any girl.

If you're ready to support her cuz you have so much then you haven't learnt anything yet. After spending 1k for babe and she can't support you with #100 then what are we saying... It's a pity guys will not learn cuz of pus*y and validation.

Millenniumlady:
Better don't try ruin your life cause if you borrow him now that you guys are dating you'll borrow him when you guys are married.....That's if he didn't ask you to borrow him to pay your bride price the best thing you can do for him now is to use get some food stuff for him but don't try the mistake of giving him money cause he might use that money to invite a girl over....set awong borrowers

Gehs will always be gehs... No matter how you have supported them once you need their help they must seek public opinion. Why can't ladies assist their men as much as the guys would or have been doing. I don't blame the girls sha I blame dis useless set of simp guys that would do everything for a lady at the expense of their well-being. Help a girl tomorrow she will ditch you, help a guy and their will be lots of jollification in the evening. Guys mak we wise up dis gehs will not be there for us when we need them. Guy whenever you go out with ur lady tell her to foot the bills at times. If she's reluctant DUMP her... Grow some balls SIMPS.....
I AM PAINED ASWEAR

Eulalia:
How can you say big tommy will prevent you from having the best sexual experience with your spouse? just goes to show you still need some growing up to do.

Its only a lazy and inexperienced man that will want to climb on his woman all the time to have sex when there are a million and one ways of sexually satisfying each other. Very lame to think sex is all about thrusting in and out of a woman or missionary style is the way to go. Even pastors of these days, know better.

My dear try attending singles and married seminars and forums

The reason why he stressed on the missionary position is dat alot of ladies are lazy dats d position they find comfortable. Ask for a cowgirl position before you say "Jack" she wants to lay on her back again.

HammedOlanaija:
That one too don accept her fate
Abi after 3kids with a boy of 14yrs old as first born
The woman sef don don get degree for holding body when it comes to collecting this thing
Her body don turn wood and I no blame her nah her laziness I blame....And when I say laziness no be say she no dey work ooo
For that,she is hardworking but you see when it comes to exercise chai nah wahala
She no fit walk long distance sef nah bike she go carry

I dy feel for her sha, cuz after childbirth u come say wey one woman cum dy work out. No be all of dem get dat grace. Personally I no wan put any through any pressure whatsoever. Cux I no sure say I fit sitdon with one hole for the rest of my life and I no go like to dy cheat on my wife/mother of my kids. Abeg if we no go stay faithful weada male/female mak we stay away from marriage.

HammedOlanaija:
I swear to God who made me.....the guy dey cheat die
And the worst thing nah be say he no dey do am secretly
He go do am wet be say if you talk nah your own if you not talk nah your own
This cousin of mine go dey even beg me say if I get bae for uni or poly make I carry their friend give him make her chop their work

Lol... That your cousin shld have remained single... He dy really Wicked dat woman.

HammedOlanaija:
Bro you no fit try and with girls like Victoria ooo,you will jst exhaust all your energy trying to hold one of her legs up without falling Lol

I am too young to cum and kill myself. I know my size and I stick to it

HammedOlanaija:
Cheat why are you stressing cheating like it's a big deal
Look it is called contentment and you don't even know if this pple don't give it to their husband the way they like
Adesua herself doesn't look like someone they love sex,even beyonce shows,interviews,and others won't allow her to satisfy her husband.
And besides these set of pple are celebrities that see boobs,ass,fine thighs of girls flirting with them do you expect them to just look away.
No! It can't happen and that's exactly because they are humans like you but got the opportunity to smash ass the way they like


See lemme even clear you,
Do you know that when a man with fat wife with big brezz and ass is about to cheat,he thinks nothing and go on with his life
But you see a man with slim wife and big brezz and ass he will always give it a second thought and mind you.this kind of men cheating is minimum to the that of people with fat wife.
I have cousin,whose wife is always complaining about how her husband neglect her and has not touched her for over 7month.
That is the very first time someone will share that kind of stuff on front of me.I was dumb for a second and can't even talk.


Because I was like a whole 7month
Although they have kids and have been married for over 14yrs


when I asked her husband why he refused to mate with his wife.....you won't believe her told me she is unattractive....I was even like ahn ahnnn you no know say she be like this before ni.....and he even included how he felt nothing while sexing her because it is as if he is only smashing his organ inside water

Loud ooo.

HammedOlanaija:
I swear I haven't seen you before in real life but am 99.9% sure you are one of them.
Awon big stomach association....Goann gym stop looking for men with 6pack that will Bleep you blue black but still you won't be satisfied because everything is flexible like water in 20naira nylon.
No matter how much you swear on top of them all they do is look at ceiling with their big back that has various junctions after resting on each other on the bed.....or do doggy style....that's the only thing they know

You haven't heard of ur frd's husband infidelity cuz he's not a celeb... Though I don't support dat, dats y I always tell my guys if you know you will continue to cheat on ur wifey abeg no marry. If you no marry nobody go as u question on infidelity. Secondly, abeg gehs mak una dy eat everything wey una see, workout too e no dy kill. When I was serving, I noticed I have started developing pot belly, gosh.... Babe told me about it... It was not really big but after eating or drinking water omo.... I dy shame for my sef... I had to start working-out and it really helped.

HammedOlanaija:
I swear you too sabi Lol
You def don roast these kind of girls tire but will not marry them
You are bad ooo

Me jux dy experiment ooo. I don really lyk dem fat...(apologies to dem mamas) Slim or jux in between does it for me... I like to throw/carry my lady around.

HammedOlanaija:
You want to be hearing hmmn hmn! abi lol
These people are lazy and all they ever want to do is lay their shitty ass on the bed staring at you or your ceiling while you are on top of them doing gba gba! And sweating around like christmas goat.
Wait sef why do you think in every 85% of sex with fat girls men are always the one sweating profusely?

85% ke! Ure generous oo. 99.9% of fat ladies will only lay on their back. Every position is work oo. It must be missionary