₦airaland Forum

I remembered years back when i was not born again, i committed fornication with someone and later had a dream of someone pushing me down from a very high mountain, i was going down with a very high speed till i woke up and three months later everything scattered,

Those guys bringing him down were like oga come down don't go to heaven we are in this poo together

Chizmickey:
Buhari till 2010, he will win again. insha Allah

2010

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She looks like Shiva

I can't imagine how many times she must have studied the Kamasutra or the number of times her yoga instructor dicked her.

But if I had my way, I'd love to screw her till
she goes into forced labour.[/quote


Are you a drilling machine.

Arrant Nonsense,,,,,,,,,
What exactly is our Army doing at barracks

Arrant Nonsense,,,,,,,,,
What exactly is our Army doing at barracks

No time to check time

Mr. Ajimobi wait till after 20 years before saying that.

Lazy nigerian youth.

Nonnyflex:
You are one of the reason why an old dullard is insulting us

You are wrong man. help your fellow brother, if you do not have any contribution for him why not ignore him , instead of making a senseless comments

Crazy-demonstration

See my own.........

Mr. proposer see what you fellow man is doing,........

hopefulLandlord:
What's your opinion of atheists that didn't pray any prayer but got even a bigger job than you did?

Well, you make a very good point there but when you pray and you see the result, that does not mean that is where God is taking you to, it might just be a stepping stone to a better one, see if you don't have any relationship with God there is a limit to where you can get to in life, in few years time God is definetly taking me to a place that is far greater

No time to check time

ZarahBuhari:
Lol! And what baffles me the most is how the majority have resort to praying to get a job. Nigerians you've got to wake up.

Forget religion and fight for your rights, God won't come down and give us jobs. Politicians are the culprits here.

I'm a Christian like everyone else, not an atheists. I've come to realize that politicians/men of God/imams rob us and then use the name of the Lord to deceive us.

Bros this is a very wrong notion, The power of prayer can do the magic, see i graduated 8 years ago, life was so difficult for me till the extent that i started ridding okada until one day when i took a woman on the bike and she told me when i dropped her, that young man this okada is not your job pls go and pray and God will open the door for you, short the story, i even prayed at home, indeed a very serious prayer, and i applied for almost all the jobs i saw on the internet even for those i am not qualify for,and just two weeks later i received a text message from a giant construction company in lekki, went for interview and i was employed as an account and three months later i was promoted to a facilities manager in lekki, if i tell you what comes to my account in a month you wont believe it, that is the power of prayer.

We can speak in tongues and miss heaven.
We can "win souls" and miss heaven.
We can see vision and miss heaven.
We can prophesy and still miss heaven.
We can cast out devil and miss heaven.
We can perform miracles and still miss heaven.
We can read the whole Bible and miss heaven.
We can attend all church services, fellowship activities and camp meetings and miss heaven.
We can have anointing and miss heaven.
We can have all spiritual gifts and miss heaven.
We can be rich, prosperous and wealthy and still miss heaven.
We can give and sow seeds and still miss heaven.
We can wield power and be influential and still miss heaven.
We can have a powerful voice to sing and miss heaven.
But we cannot LIVE A HOLY LIFE and miss heaven.
HOLINESS IS THE REAL DEAL!
*"Sanctify yourselves therefore, and be ye holy: for I am the LORD your God." (Leviticus 20:7)*
*"O worship the LORD in the beauty of holiness: fear before him, all the earth." (Psalm 96:9)*
*"Follow peace with all men, and holiness, without which no man shall see the Lord." (Hebrews 12:14)*
Forwarding this is
Evangelism. Let us win a soul for Christ. Amen!

We can speak in tongues and miss heaven.
We can "win souls" and miss heaven.
We can see vision and miss heaven.
We can prophesy and still miss heaven.
We can cast out devil and miss heaven.
We can perform miracles and still miss heaven.
We can read the whole Bible and miss heaven.
We can attend all church services, fellowship activities and camp meetings and miss heaven.
We can have anointing and miss heaven.
We can have all spiritual gifts and miss heaven.
We can be rich, prosperous and wealthy and still miss heaven.
We can give and sow seeds and still miss heaven.
We can wield power and be influential and still miss heaven.
We can have a powerful voice to sing and miss heaven.
But we cannot LIVE A HOLY LIFE and miss heaven.
HOLINESS IS THE REAL DEAL!
*"Sanctify yourselves therefore, and be ye holy: for I am the LORD your God." (Leviticus 20:7)*
*"O worship the LORD in the beauty of holiness: fear before him, all the earth." (Psalm 96:9)*
*"Follow peace with all men, and holiness, without which no man shall see the Lord." (Hebrews 12:14)*
Forwarding this is
Evangelism. Let us win a soul for Christ. Amen!

We can speak in tongues and miss heaven.
We can "win souls" and miss heaven.
We can see vision and miss heaven.
We can prophesy and still miss heaven.
We can cast out devil and miss heaven.
We can perform miracles and still miss heaven.
We can read the whole Bible and miss heaven.
We can attend all church services, fellowship activities and camp meetings and miss heaven.
We can have anointing and miss heaven.
We can have all spiritual gifts and miss heaven.
We can be rich, prosperous and wealthy and still miss heaven.
We can give and sow seeds and still miss heaven.
We can wield power and be influential and still miss heaven.
We can have a powerful voice to sing and miss heaven.
But we cannot LIVE A HOLY LIFE and miss heaven.
HOLINESS IS THE REAL DEAL!
*"Sanctify yourselves therefore, and be ye holy: for I am the LORD your God." (Leviticus 20:7)*
*"O worship the LORD in the beauty of holiness: fear before him, all the earth." (Psalm 96:9)*
*"Follow peace with all men, and holiness, without which no man shall see the Lord." (Hebrews 12:14)*
Forwarding this is
Evangelism. Let us win a soul for Christ. Amen!

okerekeikpo:
That's what they are good at useless people, Nigerian police is a disgrace to humanity

Did you say Nigeria police, please read over before making comment.

Forgive your wife from the inner-most of your heart and thank me later.

Facebooker:
Looking for link to service rich diicks in ASO rock. Any better connection will be appreciated.
Sometimes, I get angry at my pussie for not making me enough money per day like its used to.

The holy spirit will visit you and help you out.

galex10:
Thank God for what?

Thank God for everything

galex10:
Thank God for what?

Thank God for everything

enemyofprogress:
It's payback time bro



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congorasta:
he is good
I had a dream last night,... there was another civil war in Nigeria.. this is the 3rd time this year

IT SHALL NOT COME TO PASS

Remember to do a crying statute for yourself.

Arrant Nonsense

Just because of God Almighty the village people missed the target.

pweshboi:
What is mouth action? @OP

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