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okerekeikpo:
That's what they are good at useless people, Nigerian police is a disgrace to humanity

Did you say Nigeria police, please read over before making comment.

Forgive your wife from the inner-most of your heart and thank me later.

Facebooker:
Looking for link to service rich diicks in ASO rock. Any better connection will be appreciated.
Sometimes, I get angry at my pussie for not making me enough money per day like its used to.

The holy spirit will visit you and help you out.

galex10:
Thank God for what?

Thank God for everything

galex10:
Thank God for what?

Thank God for everything

enemyofprogress:
It's payback time bro



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Playing with thunder............

THUNDER FIRE YOU

congorasta:
he is good
I had a dream last night,... there was another civil war in Nigeria.. this is the 3rd time this year

IT SHALL NOT COME TO PASS

Remember to do a crying statute for yourself.

Arrant Nonsense

Just because of God Almighty the village people missed the target.

pweshboi:
What is mouth action? @OP

It is a process of action the mouth through a spectactol activities.

AREGBE-RASCAL

kendrace:
Leah's decision was foolish

It was a perfect decision my dear, even if she dies in the process.

kendrace:
Leah's decision was foolish

It was a perfect decision my dear, even if she dies in the process.

Nwaohafia1:
Wealth without husband

Is that one wealth.

donkaz2:
Poland 0-1 Nigeria

You got it right

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Holyfield1:


Saraki is richer than the two of them combined

.He stole kudi

Two Hard working men and one Thief.

The caption should be:
Two Jardworking men and one thief

CuteMadridista:
Yahweh is a confusuonist, story of the tower of babel shows this

also Christianity is a confused religion with over 30,000 different sects

From the very beginning, Christians have split and diverged and disagreed about matters of extreme consequence, and matters that seem (on the face of it) totally trivial. For close to 1,500 years the chief hobby of Christendom seemed to be finding reasons to murder other Christians, and to this day thousands of Christian variations exist, many of which are utterly incompatible and "heretical" to each other's point of view. From Arianism to "Mariolotry", from thefilioque, to anti-trinitarian Oneness Pentecostalism, from hardline
feeneyism to Christian Universalism, from Quietism to televangelists ... any doctrinal standpoint held by one Christian group is guaranteed to be held in contempt by other (ostensibly) fellow Christians.

Yet every last one of them bows their knees before the Father, every last one of them believes that Christ dwells in their hearts and that they are strengthened by the power of this Spirit. Every last one of them"knows" that they are correct and everyone else is wrong. They alone are "filled up by the fullness of God." They can "feel it in their hearts".

"By their fruits you will know them," wrote the unknown author(s) of the book we call Matthew, and those words are quite right. The fruits of Christianity have always been discord among themselves, dehumanization of others and mutual persecution over whatever passes for heresy at that time and place. "A good tree cannot bear bad fruit" applies wonderfully to Christianity. By that very standard, the tree of Christianity is rotten to the core and more prickly than a cactus. It is evident and obvious that there is no "still, small voice" guiding Christians, that the Bible is wrong when it promises to reveal the truth to believers ... because regardless of one's belief, there are millions upon millions of other Christians who are convinced of that belief's incorrectness, convinced that the Holy Spirit has lit their path to truth (and likely think said "heretics" deserve eternal punishment to boot despite the fact that they are all supplicants to the same Lord).

EMPTY SKULL SPOTTED

MhizzAJ:
Better than doing nothing Any gal that depends on a man in Nigeria go old

Far far better

For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
-Mark 8:36

Homeboiy:
5men a day x 5000=25000
25000x7 days=175000
175000 x30 days=5250000 5250000 x365days=1916250000
Jesu

Mathematical lecturer

Na plane people dey carry like dis, this country is doomed

[quote author=Jakumo post=65937276]Yes, na so. Stop caressing those firm yet succulent breasts with your grubby paws, all ye FAKE pastors, and follow the way of Pastor Adebole.

Pastor Eunuch Adejale Adebole generally prefers to deploy his Holy Septer to anoint women right between their silky thighs, thrusting DEEP into the Promised Land, whenever his old battle axe is off to Dubai on another shopping spree aboard the private jet that was purchased with tall tales told in the name of Jeeeeesus, Aaaaamen.[/quote


You are a FOOL]

ebby9z:
So Consat has changed to PlayTV. Wow

Abeg where is Tstv dey

knightsTempler:
No matter how tired I am, seeing this Fulani cow president on the TV always gives me the strength to get up and change the channel ....yeye man.

You no get remote control

SenselessIdiot:
That's the reason you should start worshipping idol. No time for unnecessary drama

Sense is missing here.

You say what 12 Kini,...............

pamcode:
The way Medicine is going we might Just be able to raise the dead.

NOBODY CAN RAISE THE DEAD NO MATTER THE LEVEL OF TECHNOLOGY