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PoliticsRe: OzzyBee OzzyBosco Visits Olusegun Obasanjo (Photos) by translux(m): 11:39am On Jan 30, 2018
doctorkush:
You people shaa want me to be jealous of this child huh

Never!!

But

Wait should I fry beans because he met obj ? His songs wack sef, his parents are just rich and he no even fine angry

God sad this boy don meet VIPs, and I still dey hear dey hide from my landlordhuh

God who I offend!
VILLAGE POEPLE
CrimeRe: Man Disguises As A Lady To Steal From Emir Of Gombe's Palace (Photos) by translux(m): 3:32pm On Jan 18, 2018
kk
CrimeRe: Man Disguises As A Lady To Steal From Emir Of Gombe's Palace (Photos) by translux(m): 3:30pm On Jan 18, 2018
OMO SEE FINE BABE
TravelRe: FRSC Presents Goods Of Crash Victims To Relatives (Photos) by translux(m): 2:27pm On Jan 17, 2018
Amirullaha:
Good...

I was in my room last night when my neighbour started screaming... "Help! Help! Snake ooo! �" I ran to her room with a strong wood in my hand. When I dashed �� into her room, I saw a very big snake facing my lovely neighbour inside her sitting room and other neighbours joined me. We all started shouting, "Today is the end of your life, you witch snake!". I wanted to be a hero that night so, I first of all ran to the snake to hit it with my wood. It turned and faced us with a red eye. Then, i said if count 1 to 3, we should hit the snake at once which we all agreed. I started counting, 1...2....3 go! ��� Then, Peeeeeeeewm! The light went off ��. We all started screaming in the dark because the door was closed so, no way to run outside and the snake was inside the room. We tgthis ctttt killed ourselves. If someone touches me, I will hammer the stick on him thinking that it was the snake. If I touched someone too, I will receive a strong beating. As am talking to you now... We all are in the hospital because we injured ourselves with the wood instead of the snake. I have stopped helping people�.
Abeg who be this comedian.
TravelRe: FRSC Presents Goods Of Crash Victims To Relatives (Photos) by translux(m): 2:23pm On Jan 17, 2018
Amirullaha:
Good...

I was in my room last night when my neighbour started screaming... "Help! Help! Snake ooo! �" I ran to her room with a strong wood in my hand. When I dashed �� into her room, I saw a very big snake facing my lovely neighbour inside her sitting room and other neighbours joined me. We all started shouting, "Today is the end of your life, you witch snake!". I wanted to be a hero that night so, I first of all ran to the snake to hit it with my wood. It turned and faced us with a red eye. Then, i said if count 1 to 3, we should hit the snake at once which we all agreed. I started counting, 1...2....3 go! ��� Then, Peeeeeeeewm! The light went off ��. We all started screaming in the dark because the door was closed so, no way to run outside and the snake was inside the room. We nearly killed ourselves. If someone touches me, I will hammer the stick on him thinking that it was the snake. If I touched someone too, I will receive a strong beating. As am talking to you now... We all are in the hospital because we injured ourselves with the wood instead of the snake. I have stopped helping people�.
Abeg who be this comedian.
BusinessRe: Man Facing Eviction Threat By Landlady Wins N20m Lottery (pic) by translux(m): 11:23am On Jan 12, 2018
hero01:
my turn is next.
Go
and
play
Lotto
PoliticsRe: 30 Shoemakers From Abia Arrived China For Training (Photos) by translux(m): 5:29pm On Jan 10, 2018
CHINA PRODUCT NO DEY LAST.
FamilyRe: Korean Lady Known As Mama Adaobi Having A Great Time In Her Husband’s Village by translux(m): 5:23pm On Jan 08, 2018
Happy married life Bro, but bear in mind say chinco product no dey last
AgricultureRe: Nigeria To Export Of 480 Tonnes Of Yams Monthly by translux(m): 3:02pm On Jan 08, 2018
When i never see yam chops
Christianity EtcRe: Can You Boldly Testify Of God's Goodness In The Year 2017? by translux(m): 9:49am On Dec 31, 2017
What kind of God is this, who made me a facilities manager in a very big construction company in lekki when all hope was lost till the extent that i started ridding OKADA after years of graduation without any job. I still don't understand this AWESOME God.
PoliticsRe: Presidential Aides Pray For Yusuf Buhari by translux(m): 7:01pm On Dec 28, 2017
These guys are hypocrites so many people involved in differs and terrible accidents nationwide and nobody cares about them some even died as a result of fatal accidents, just beacuse of a president son. prayers here and there some politicians are even trooping in Abuja to sympathise with the president
TravelRe: High Speed Trains Arrive Nigeria Months After Inspection In China (Photos) by translux(m): 8:32am On Dec 16, 2017
This is called Locomotive Not high speed trains
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Forget Okorocha Uniben Graduating Student Erects A Masterpiece ( See Photos) by translux(m): 8:31am On Dec 15, 2017
Okorocha linelage
PoliticsRe: Joy Ezechikamnayo Awarded Scholarship & N500k As Abia One-Day Governor (Photos) by translux(m): 5:01pm On Dec 14, 2017
Virgohills:
Kia Cerato 2007
Just 450k

Whatsapp or call me on 08171542705
okay
CrimeRe: Man Who Touched Police Woman’s Breasts In Lagos Lands In Court by translux(m): 1:30pm On Dec 07, 2017
When Okeiyi came out, he found relief on Adefoluke’s breasts, grabbed it and in the process tore her uniform.
CelebritiesRe: ''Bad Wife Kills Faster Than Poverty" - Lanre Gentry, Mercy Aigbe’s Ex-Husband by translux(m): 7:09pm On Dec 06, 2017
miqos02:
Same with bad husbands too
Bad belle women them them
CelebritiesRe: ''Bad Wife Kills Faster Than Poverty" - Lanre Gentry, Mercy Aigbe’s Ex-Husband by translux(m): 7:09pm On Dec 06, 2017
miqos02:
Same with bad husbands too
Bad belle women them them
EducationRe: Monitor Lizard Killed Now In UNILAG (Photos) by translux(m): 5:37pm On Dec 05, 2017
Abi lala,...... Like monitor Lizard too
PoliticsRe: "I Am Still Entitled To $800m Compensation" - Nnamdi Kanu by translux(m): 12:20pm On Dec 04, 2017
Michael004:
Where is he talking from?
From The Hole in Benin Republic
SportsRe: 2018 World Cup: Maduka Okoye To Join Super Eagles by translux(m): 8:16pm On Nov 30, 2017
SmartyPants:
Haven't you seen the local goalkeepers play for the National team? They always make funny mistakes!
AKPEYI & CO
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo ‘Outpaces’ Participants At Health Walk (Photo) by translux(m): 7:23am On Nov 25, 2017
carammel:
What is this baba using?
.


Sagbadewe
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo: 'If You Don't Pay Tithe, You Are Permanently A Beggar' by translux(m): 7:46pm On Nov 24, 2017
Vuvuzela101:
Oyedepo you are s fraudster. Tithe thief. Read Deut 14 22 to 28.
Rubbish.
Oga madam take am easy nah.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo: 'If You Don't Pay Tithe, You Are Permanently A Beggar' by translux(m): 3:54pm On Nov 24, 2017
I don't understand why our preachers always emphasise on tithe these days, What about Salvation or could it be that the soul of men is no longer important
Foreign AffairsRe: Replace Jesus Image With Chinese President's Image In Homes- China To Christians by translux(m): 2:51pm On Nov 24, 2017
[quote author=Adegokenath post=62675827]The end is nearer [/quote


Not nearer my dear, The end is here
FamilyRe: Since I Married My Wife, I Have Been Having Bad Luck by translux(m): 11:13pm On Nov 23, 2017
Young man it is not a Bad luck, something similar to this happened to me. before i got married i was jobless, i got a job 2 years before i got married, i got married in 2010, i lost my job in 2011, infact it was almost getting to the extent of begging relations before i coulda eat but trust me when me and my wife startedpraying fervently and we set ourselves aside for God, my brother God really stepped in, i got a wonderful job, my company even gave me house in lekki with a very good incentives. the only thing i can deduced from what you said is that your wife is very lazy. we are from different background and we are faced with different foundational battles when a man and a woman come together as husband and wife these foundational battles will arise to fight with both of them and the only thing that can overcome these battles is the power of prayer but you said your wife does not show intrest in prayer, that might be a satanic trick to delay you the more, your wife is the only helper or a prayer partner that can assist you to overcome the challenges before you.
CelebritiesRe: Police Parade Burna Boy's Manager And The Students Hired To Rob Mr 2kay (Photo) by translux(m): 12:30pm On Nov 21, 2017
Make burna boy go slap pastor for prison yard
CelebritiesRe: Police Parade Burna Boy's Manager And The Students Hired To Rob Mr 2kay (Photo) by translux(m): 12:29pm On Nov 21, 2017
Make burna boy go slap pastor for prison yard.
BusinessRe: How Can A Person Living In Nigeria Become Rich? by translux(m): 6:24pm On Nov 17, 2017
Interesting...
LIST OF MINIMUM WAGES BY COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD.
1. Nigeria - $38 (N18,000).
2. Algeria - $175 (N83,000).
3. Belgium - $1,738 (N810,000).
4. Cameroun - 36, 270CFA ($75) N38,000.
5. Chad - $120 (N60,000).
6. Denmark - $1,820 (N900,000).
7. Libya - $430 (N190,000).
8. Japan - $1000 (N450,000).
9. Cote D'ivoire -36,607CFA $72.
10. New Zealand -$3,187 (N1.4m).
11. Luxemburg - $2,500 (N1.1m).
12. Spain - $760. (N300,000).
13. Switzerland - $5,620 - N2.5m.
14. USA - $11 per hour.
Ironically, Nigeria politicians earn the highest salaries the whole world. In Luxemburg where minimum wage is $2,500, their lawmakers are paid $7,400. In Libya where minimum wage is $430, law-makers earn $3000. In Nigeria where minimum wage is $38 (N18,000), law-makers earn $65,000 (N29m).
How long will this continuehuh

Don't stop sharing till it reaches our politicians maybe that will change something. This country must change for real! Share!!!
PoliticsRe: 2018 Budget: Buhari, Osinbajo To Spend N1.3 Billion On Travelling by translux(m): 12:38pm On Nov 17, 2017
Interesting...
LIST OF MINIMUM WAGES BY COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD.
1. Nigeria - $38 (N18,000).
2. Algeria - $175 (N83,000).
3. Belgium - $1,738 (N810,000).
4. Cameroun - 36, 270CFA ($75) N38,000.
5. Chad - $120 (N60,000).
6. Denmark - $1,820 (N900,000).
7. Libya - $430 (N190,000).
8. Japan - $1000 (N450,000).
9. Cote D'ivoire -36,607CFA $72.
10. New Zealand -$3,187 (N1.4m).
11. Luxemburg - $2,500 (N1.1m).
12. Spain - $760. (N300,000).
13. Switzerland - $5,620 - N2.5m.
14. USA - $11 per hour.
Ironically, Nigeria politicians earn the highest salaries the whole world. In Luxemburg where minimum wage is $2,500, their lawmakers are paid $7,400. In Libya where minimum wage is $430, law-makers earn $3000. In Nigeria where minimum wage is $38 (N18,000), law-makers earn $65,000 (N29m).
How long will this continuehuh

Don't stop sharing till it reaches our politicians maybe that will change something. This country must change for real! Share!!!

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