₦airaland Forum

Pvssy:
We are done with this marriage.

Shifting to Funke Akindele's marriage. They have spent enough time together.

biko please no go there

bentwood85:
Alright


What about those house mate that fornicate daily?.



Affordable land ideal for estate,schools,church,poultry and petrol station are available for sale.
**lands are available in acres and hectares **
**you are buying direct from the indigenes **

you should know those ones will stay in the house till the end, that is if they don't win.

TheBillionTeam:
The first python escaped, but this 7ft python I made sure I destroyed its skull and cut off the head. I hope to execute a 20 ft python soon.

Snakes will soon go extinct at this rate. Soon rats population and other species being fed upon by Snakes will explode. Just know that you are responsible for the imbalance in the ecosystem later on. Ire ooo!!!

9jaBloke:
This isn't funny, it is both sad and dangerous. One can't be this bad intellectually and be allowed to occupy a senior post in the educational/health sector of a country.


Nigeria may never work if we don't shelve politics and tell ourselves the truth.

Abi, someone should be out of job by now.

sleeknaija:
Cover face for wetin? Since when Laliga teams don dey enter final wetin una do?

Leave them oo, Madrid and Barcelona have won 7 out the last 10 Champions league.

I will own one soon, I tap into this blessings.

wink2015:
Love or hate her Tonto Dikeh is a brand in Nigeria.

She is sending a message to hundreds of One minute men to do something positive to please their wife sexually.

which useless brand? If you know her personally, you'd better advise her to see a shrink. It's the least you could do before she loses it finally.

People should stop sharing pics of the dead. It's absolutely wrong.

Easy group for Eagles.

Etoo did not win the 2011 champions league with barca because he was already at inter Milan where he won the 2010 edition. Etoo was a great striker but this claim is atrocious.

Raydos:
Has fela ever hit 100,000,000 views on YouTube before? ?


Abeg Davido and burna boy are my favorite and they are the best hit maker in the world

was there YouTube during felas lifetime? Fela was more than a musician and larger than life, Davido is not even better than wizkid. Fela and KSA did more for Nigerian music than Davido will ever dream of.

2shure:
Kolade pol edu student
He don bleach sef
Hs used to be dark and slim
Nawa o.
Klow . I saw him last in 2011

what has this got to do with him being murdered. Smh

Tonto has not gotten over the Churchill guy, she should check herself into rehab and then make a new attempt at love.

UyaiIncomparabl:
If she so much hated attention, she wouldn't even post pictures of herself nor have agreed to take pictures. A person who doesn't like attention lives a private life online and offline. In her case, she's disgusted at him.

sense will not kee you.

hisexcellency34:
If Kogi people can foolishly return him as senator , why can't he be governor?

This will depend on the support of Igalas. If he gets their support together with his people then he will be the next governor

Denikayan:
Kano is APC

APC is KANO

If APC is kano then Ganduje should have won easily.

Oche211:
Sometimes, people forget karma.
I am very sure that the madness that has characterised this sham called election will surely comeback to haunt those in support of it nd the entire APC family.
The rain of karma needs no Umbrella, e go still beat you.

so karma will leave PDP if they do wrong. Just here yourself, if you don't know there is really no difference between these politicians at this stage then something is amiss.

Iamgrey5:
I did and I started rolling on the floor

Also zero votes for other parties.

Leave them oo, they all think they are making sense and some are even forming neutral.

The Kwara result dey make me laugh abi there is another kwara dat I don't know of. So how many votes did the other parties get?

tempest01:
What's wrong with eating the eggs?

As if valuable protein no dey there.

I guess we can all agree on this issue. These mushroom parties are responsible for wasting time during collation and also costly election materials while not providing any meaningful alternative to PDP and APC. Any party that does not have national presence should be scrapped.

I do not have any doubt in my mind as to this as there is a big difference between when I was not a Christian and when I became one. Jesus is Lord.

vioment:
RIP chairman. Thank you for being a positive valuable Nigerian, i go emulate your kinds in my own way.




I like that show, but the only reason i been hate am be say, the next day na school (nursery abii na elementary school then); once d show dun finish, na so malle go dey chase us enter room to go sleep, meanawhile, me i been also like jake n the fat man.


Thank you for the experience, shoutout to the actors and others who made the show possible.

na after the show I go remember say I get homework. Late 80s and 90s were awesome. Rip legend.

Corrosiveman:
......Says the Ronaldo Ass licker

your case is beyond redemption

Corrosiveman:
.....Stop taking Weed

go back and check how many folks quoted you with the same observation, you know what just take a hike and breathe fresh air.

whytepawn1:
I was tempted to say that your television is maybe installed upside down.. but I won't say that. instead I will just assume you are just been sarcastic...

they can't just come to terms that someone is equally as good as Messi or even outperform him sometimes. 3 champions league in a row na beans? Make Messi do am na? Great players perform at the greatest stage. CR7 has more goals in the latter part of the competition than anyone, has more away goals than anyone.

ThothHermes:
Messi scores two and assists two and no one bats an eyelid cause it's just normal. Penaldo scores a treble and it's as if an apocalypse has happened. Who is fooling who?
There's only one GOAT

you don't get it Ronaldo scored a hat trick against Athletico who has one of the meanest defence in the world, in fact they have not conceded a goal for a while and that is beside the fact juve were two goals down. So how will you compare that to a match that even the mad man on the street knows Barcelona will win at Camp Nou. Athletico has been in two champions league finals in the last four years, please tell me what Olympique Lyon has done in the same competition? Why do you think they have rankings based on coefficients?

Corrosiveman:
If Ronaldo works Really hard,He may Reach Lukaku's level.......As for now he is nothing but a ''Pass let me score Merchant"

you obviously know nothing about football, move over to Cricket.

greatnaija01:
you do not need help

A GIRL, IS NOT DATING YOU, SHE IS JUST A REGULAR VISITOR.... and you are already calling her "MY GIRL" my friend will you go and sit down somewhere and think?

THE GIRL OWES YOU NOTHING.

rather than learn from your friend and learn why the girl is attracted to him... and practice it on yourself till you attract better girls... you are here calling for community support.

THE GIRL IS NOT A DUMMY... she knows what she wants and it clearly is NOT YOU.

The girl also does not owe you explanation, you do not own her.

YOU boys really are not ready for relationship... your are only trying to satisfy your HORNINESS. relationship is not about what you like or your choice... ITS ABOUT who u epp...
hear me.... YES YOU CLAIM YOU LOVE THE GIRL... but what is LOVE? is it a feeling? if she agree for you and refuses sex you will now come here and cry that she does not LOVE YOU.... imagine!!!

OK IMAGINE she ACCEPTS you and you have nothing tangible to offer apart from money and SEX.... but your broke friend is a good talker and can COMMUNICATE WITH HER IN A WAY THAT SHE FEELS IMPORTANT AND VALUED, then she will cheat on you with that friend... even without sleeping with him... IS THAT HOW YOU WANT YOUR LIFE TO BE?

see. REJECTION is often RE-DIRECTION. Go and work on yourself... TILL LADIES BEG TO DATE YOU because you have 90% of what they want.... stop blabbing here about a girl you have no plans to marry.

You deserve a NOBEL PEACE PRIZE for this.

Let's savour this moment. Left to me the true value of a man is when he shows his worth when you need him. My unborn kids will hear of your exploits someday. #Greatest

Menusvan:
Why are we made to swear before commenting on Islam section i quit nairaland

it's obvious isn't it. They can comment on other people's faith but censor theirs, it all reeks of insecurity muddled with doubt about the path they have taken.

hoodedjaystrim:
my own is that we should pray for Atiku+ Real Madrid supporters

They should have the strength to take this upcoming defeat

I neva see this kind thing before oo! And ahn! All in the space of one week. It is well.