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Celebrities / Re: ''Shindara Fatoyinbo Born 2002, Krest Shutdown In 2001" - Kemi Olunloyo by TrashDetective: 2:06pm On Jul 10, 2019
Funny how people on Nairaland behave like robots...one direction, one way traffic, just read the first 5 comments on Nairaland and you bet every other comment will be the same. Every body is talking about krest like it is only krest Aunty Kemi mentioned.

What about the claim of wether Shindara Fatoyinbo was born in 2002 or not, abi una no see that one?

Too many dumb people on this forum.

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Celebrities / Fatoyinbo Vs Dakolo; Their Kids Insulted In School Over Rape Allegations. by TrashDetective: 7:22pm On Jun 30, 2019
This post will be updated in years to come...stay tuned.
Celebrities / Re: Rape Allegation: Between Busola, Pastor Biodun And Social Media Jurists by TrashDetective: 7:08pm On Jun 30, 2019
AntiWailer:
Dear Tonye,

Go and get a skill and a well paying Job. Writing thrash for politics and craaaps will take you no where.

What you wrote is jargons.

Prostitutes are raped every time. That they are prostitutes does not make it less of rape.

It is sad that all you PDP nitwits are also rape apologists and the logic is simple. You are either a rapist or a potential rapist.

That she is sleeping with all COZA Pastors is a shame on Biodun Fatoyinbo. When a lady is a constant rape victim, everybody that come begging will likely be considered especially those with alse promises. If you don't know the psychological impact of rape on ladies, Please SHUT THE FCK UP.

F00lish people like you are the major reasons ladies cant come out to voice their mind on time after they are raped.

Lastly, Nobody decide when u narrate what u have been through in your life, I wonder how we can decide when a lady can talk about what she has been through.

If you are one of the people paid to handle Nairaland constituency, you are a failure as usual and should refund whatever you are paid.

You seem to believe everything you hear and are quick to jump into conclusion on a matter so sensitive as this.

Why are Nigerians always confusing the word "allegation" to "conviction"?

No investigation has been carried to conclude the allegation is true.

Are you saying Bisola CANNOT lie because she has never LIED in her entire life for you to believe she is telling the truth?

So, if one woman come and claim your husband raped her you will believe the story immediately without proper investigation.

This allegation and crucification without due process is setting a very bad precedence and should be checked, someday Adeboye, Oyedepo, Paul Adefarasin etc could be the next victim of wrong accusation (that's if the allegation is found to be false).

TonyeBarcanista was never in support or against the whole drama, his concern was for justice to be done...please read his post again, this time slowly.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Misdirected Anger And Obasanjo’s Bravery by TrashDetective: 11:45am On May 26, 2019
Tinubu is on dangerous political gamble that could spell doom for him and his lineage.

My take would be that if Tinubu eventually cannot clinch power in 2023 then he has successfully gambled with the future of his family as the entire Yoruba race will never forgive him, his children and those yet unborn will suffer his misdeeds.

Who says a fortune CANNOT be lost, squandered or returned?

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Culture / Favorite Quotes By Popular Nairalander Hungerbad. by TrashDetective: 3:30pm On May 24, 2019
Here's my favorite of all quotes by Kennedy Ovabore aka hungerBAD

"There is no particular place laid out for repentance" - hungerBAD


Add yours...

cc: Ishilove, Lalasticlala.

TV/Movies / Re: NFVCB May Ban 'Bobrisky In Love' Movie Over Homosexuality by TrashDetective: 6:35pm On May 23, 2019
What do you say about a country that has banned homosexuality and has a jail term for offenders but watches as bobrisky goes about promoting same as if he is above the law?

Look, I am not saying he/she (I am even confused if it is a he or a she) is homosexual but the way that weird being goes about acting like he/she cannot be jailed still baffes me.

We have laws in this country but it is sad that these laws are not implemented.

Last bullet:

Bobrisky is not morally fit to be a celebrity in a sane country...he/she is such a bad influence. A Naira Marley treatment is a good way to go.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Guarded By Saudi Security Operatives In Medina, Saudi Arabia by TrashDetective: 10:35pm On May 16, 2019
sarrki:


The designated Nairaland ambassador of the wailing wailers is here

High Chief jasonscolari

Walahi...you are madt.

Celebrities / Re: Runtown: Saving To Exit The Country Is Now The Nigerian Dream by TrashDetective: 8:53pm On May 13, 2019
Nice piece...but we all cannot abandon this ship, not in this trying times.

I believe Nigeria can still work...we the people can make it work. The government is not a separate entity but a part of the Nigerian society.

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Celebrities / Re: Alexreports Bags 'Who Is Who' Publicist Of The Year Award In Abuja (Photos) by TrashDetective: 8:46pm On May 13, 2019
Aquariann:
Abuja P1MP... Organize an event and then give yourself an award, then run to NL with an alternate account to sing your own praises..

NEXT.

Chai! Sense will not kee you

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Properties / Re: Cost Of Renting A 1 Bedroom Apartment In Lagos | Co-tenant by TrashDetective: 8:28pm On May 13, 2019
Mynd44:
I know one bedroom flats in Alimosho that go for 150,000

So, na Alimosho my area you dey stay.

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Politics / CBN Admitted They "Erroneously" Classified N150 Billion Loans As Bad. by TrashDetective: 10:01am On May 13, 2019
In an attempt to deny fraud in the recently released leaked tape, CBN may have shot themselves on the leg in their statement that they erroneously classified N150 billion loans as bad.

Don't you think this is some very expensive error?...read the statement below:


www.cbn.gov.ng
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
Press Release!!

No monies Missing, Stolen in CBN

The Management of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) has been notified of a purported audio recording of selective conversations amongst the Governor, Deputy Governor and some Senior Officials. Contrary to the headline-grabbing narrative that the discussion was about a fraudulent transaction, this conversation - the beginnings of which was omitted to create a different impression - was simply to proffer solutions to a misunderstanding that affected the Bank’s balance sheet.

As publicly known the CBN was approached in 2015 by the National Economic Management Team and the National Economic Council (NEC), chaired by the Vice President, to assist State Governments with Conditional Budget Support, in the aftermath of the significant nose-dive in global oil prices and associated FAAC allocations.

In order to ensure that ordinary Nigerians workers got their salaries, pensions and gratuities, and that the economy continued to recover from recession, the Bank provided about N650 billion in loans at 9% with a two-year grace period to 35 States of the Federation.

These monies were distributed to the States monthly with documented approval of the Federal Ministry of Finance and the Presidency.
In closing the Bank’s 2018 accounts, external auditors in their Draft Account, erroneously classified about N150 billion of these loans as bad, which negatively affected the Bank’s Balance Sheet and shareholders fund.


The selective conversation being circulated was simply a discussion to ascertain why the auditors took that position and next steps to resolving it. Obviously, it soon became clear that a State Government loan cannot be classified as “bad” or “irrecoverable” when the State still exists and getting FAAC allocations.

The Bank then reached out to the Federal Ministry of Finance and they jointly gave comfort to the auditors who accepted in writing that these monies would be repaid. On this basis, the auditors reversed the negative entry and the certified that the CBN’s 2018 accounts were a true reflection of the State of Affairs.

Reconciliation of Balance Sheet items are regular conversations amongst Senior Management of many agencies and should not be misconstrued as anything but that. Had the online media which released the selective recordings sought the comments of CBN as required of journalism practice, we would have provided it.

Clearly those who listened to the audio and can easily ascertain that the conversation had nothing to do with anything fraudulent as purported. The Bank therefore urges all well-meaning Nigerians to disregard this audio and continue to trust that the Bank is doing everything it can to represent their interests in the best possible way.

Under the leadership of Governor Emefiele, the CBN has always stood for, and vigorously pursued transparency in its stewardship of public resources and policies. NO MONIES ARE MISSING OR STOLEN. The integrity of the CBN Governor remains unassailable.

He has no account in Dubai or anywhere in the world and would never convert the funds of CBN for personal use. Not in the past, not now and not ever. The use of selective wiretapped conversations of the Bank’s Management, to malign his character and integrity will never stand.

The Bank will pursue every legal means to bring the perpetrators to justice.
May 12, 2019
Isaac Okorafor
Director, Corporate Communications



Cc lalasticlala

Cc mynd44

Politics / Re: Cbn Will Pursue All Legal Means To Bring Perpetrator Of Fake Audio To Justice by TrashDetective: 9:39am On May 13, 2019
sarrki:
Against the FAKE Sahara Reporters news allegedly exposing a wire tapped conversation between the Governor of Central Bank and one of the Deputy Governors,.....

www.cbn.gov.ng
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
Press Release!!

No monies Missing, Stolen in CBN

The Management of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) has been notified of a purported audio recording of selective conversations amongst the Governor, Deputy Governor and some Senior Officials. Contrary to the headline-grabbing narrative that the discussion was about a fraudulent transaction, this conversation - the beginnings of which was omitted to create a different impression - was simply to proffer solutions to a misunderstanding that affected the Bank’s balance sheet.

As publicly known the CBN was approached in 2015 by the National Economic Management Team and the National Economic Council (NEC), chaired by the Vice President, to assist State Governments with Conditional Budget Support, in the aftermath of the significant nose-dive in global oil prices and associated FAAC allocations.

In order to ensure that ordinary Nigerians workers got their salaries, pensions and gratuities, and that the economy continued to recover from recession, the Bank provided about N650 billion in loans at 9% with a two-year grace period to 35 States of the Federation.

These monies were distributed to the States monthly with documented approval of the Federal Ministry of Finance and the Presidency.
In closing the Bank’s 2018 accounts, external auditors in their Draft Account, erroneously classified about N150 billion of these loans as bad, which negatively affected the Bank’s Balance Sheet and shareholders fund.

The selective conversation being circulated was simply a discussion to ascertain why the auditors took that position and next steps to resolving it. Obviously, it soon became clear that a State Government loan cannot be classified as “bad” or “irrecoverable” when the State still exists and getting FAAC allocations.

The Bank then reached out to the Federal Ministry of Finance and they jointly gave comfort to the auditors who accepted in writing that these monies would be repaid. On this basis, the auditors reversed the negative entry and the certified that the CBN’s 2018 accounts were a true reflection of the State of Affairs.

Reconciliation of Balance Sheet items are regular conversations amongst Senior Management of many agencies and should not be misconstrued as anything but that. Had the online media which released the selective recordings sought the comments of CBN as required of journalism practice, we would have provided it.

Clearly those who listened to the audio and can easily ascertain that the conversation had nothing to do with anything fraudulent as purported. The Bank therefore urges all well-meaning Nigerians to disregard this audio and continue to trust that the Bank is doing everything it can to represent their interests in the best possible way.

Under the leadership of Governor Emefiele, the CBN has always stood for, and vigorously pursued transparency in its stewardship of public resources and policies. NO MONIES ARE MISSING OR STOLEN. The integrity of the CBN Governor remains unassailable.

He has no account in Dubai or anywhere in the world and would never convert the funds of CBN for personal use. Not in the past, not now and not ever. The use of selective wiretapped conversations of the Bank’s Management, to malign his character and integrity will never stand.

The Bank will pursue every legal means to bring the perpetrators to justice.
May 12, 2019
Isaac Okorafor
Director, Corporate Communications



Cc lalasticlala

Cc mynd44

Did you read the bolded? CBN admitted the authenticity of the audio tape, If you did you won't call the audio fake in your headline, or maybe your political emotion and sentiments got the better part of you.

One major problem with Nigerians is we jump to defend anything that doesn't serve well for our preferred political class even if they err. Blinded by tribalism, religion and political affiliation.

Patriots don't jump into conclusion, they wait for the outcome of an investigation.

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Politics / Re: Leaked Audio: Emefiele, Edward Adamu Discuss How To Cover-up N500bn Stole - SR by TrashDetective: 11:03pm On May 12, 2019
Babanah:
Stop spreading lies, they appear concerned about a bank whose losses appeared to have wiped off shareholder funds. They seem to be more concerned by the impact of the news on the economy and foreign investors. Hence they were looking for ways to plug the whole in the finances of the bank concerned.

The question you should be asking is why would a regulatory body like the CBN cover up a bank loss?

We are NOT all daft in this country you know...maybe some but not ALL.

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Politics / Re: Buhari ‘pampering’ Miyetti Allah – Gani Adams Explodes by TrashDetective: 8:05pm On May 12, 2019
I still don't understand why the federal government says we shouldn't criminalise a group that have killed our brothers and sisters in cold blood then went ahead to criminalise IPOB who have no record of carrying arms or committing mass murder like the brutal Miyetti allah.

They should be bold enough to tell us not to criminalise boko haram as well.

This country is being run by mad men indeed.

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Politics / Re: Reps Panel ‘uncovers’ $995m FG Funds Outside TSA by TrashDetective: 11:48pm On May 10, 2019
Incredible!...it doesn't matter who leads Nigeria, as it stands, Nigerians are fantastically corrupt.

It doesn't matter whether you are PDP or APC, it appears fraud is in some people's DNA.

We need cleansing not revolution.

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Politics / Re: Ganduje Appoints Four New Emirs by TrashDetective: 10:30pm On May 10, 2019
hmmmm...next level indeed.

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Sports / Re: Liverpool Players Celebrated Barcelona Win Inside Their Dressing Room by TrashDetective: 2:06pm On May 08, 2019
Anagha123:
Messi didn’t achieved anything with Argentina, actually his compatriot Maradona - the greatest Argentinian player ever, and maybe the greatest who ever played football alongside Pele, said that Messi is like a “teddy bear” and he never been so right about that.

I have never seen so hyped player like Messi, If Messi goes to play in Italy or England, he would never score more than 25 goals per season! Spanish league is so non-competitive and non-tactical!

If you say to me that Messi is the greatest, I would name at least 10 players who are or were better than him (RONALDINHO, ZIDANE, RONALDO NAZARIO DA LIMA, PELE, MARADONA, KAKA, ROBERTO BAGGIO, HENRY, PLATINI, CRUYFF).


RONALDO still remain the GOAT.

Bro, if you play more games than me and we both score 600 goals...does that make you better than me?

Stats don't lie...Meanwhile, soccer is not tennis, soccer is a team game, none of the above players can play all alone on the pitch without the help of others. (Strikers, Midfielders, Goalkeepers)

Politics / Re: Detained Adeleke To Be Arraigned In Abuja Today by TrashDetective: 8:36am On May 07, 2019
post=78169587:

PDP is getting mad everyday sha.
Seems they still think they are in power!
You should go and pull him out now.

I am not a into politics nor am I into tribal bigotry but lets not let sentiments or political allegiance blind our sense of reasoning and support that which is unlawful.

Did you read this:

“The PDP holds that any arraignment of Senator Adeleke in a magistrate court, for a matter that is already being heard by the Federal High Court, is a calculated plot to cause crisis in the judicial system , enmesh the matter in unnecessary controversy as a pathway to truncate the course of justice in his matter".

A political party is not a "soccer team". One is for pure entertainment while the other determines the future of a Nation.

Think deep on these words.

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Travel / Re: Apapa-road Gridlock: How Companies Move Cargoes From Lagos Ports -PHOTOS by TrashDetective: 8:07am On May 07, 2019
moshino:


Why didn't you think of it, and start it yourself before now?

You should know I was referring to those in the position of authority.

Are you one of them?
Travel / Re: Apapa-road Gridlock: How Companies Move Cargoes From Lagos Ports -PHOTOS by TrashDetective: 4:07pm On May 06, 2019
It appears some people are now thinking like humans as they should.

Why wasn't this alternative implemented long before now?

So, it took us 59 years to find this 'uncommon' solution...kudos.

Common sense is indeed not common.

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Celebrities / Re: Rosy Meurer Shades Tonto Dikeh, Says She Is An Adult Displaying 'mumuness' by TrashDetective: 8:14am On May 05, 2019
Me, I have started unfollowing sick and proud celebrities on twitter, Facebook and Instagram. I just unfollowed tonto dikeh a few minues ago on Instagram.. When these fools start seeing their followers reduce drastically their senses will go back to factory settings.

If they become too proud and senseless, unfollow them...after all I am not paid to follow you.

Giving these idiots relevance makes them disturb our cyberspace.

#unfollowidiots

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's ₦6.5b Bugatti:9 Things You Could Buy With The Price Tag by TrashDetective: 8:52pm On May 04, 2019
obafemee80:






With a price tag of $12.5 million ( and nearly $19 million when you include another $6.4 million in luxury taxes and fees), Cristiano Ronaldo's latest Bugatti Hypercar , the La Voiture Noire - which simply means "The Black Car"- is the most expensive new car in the world.

Unveiled at the 2019 Geneva Motor Show in March, the Hypercar will make the five times Ballon D'or winner a really happy man when it is finally delivered to him in 2021 or 2022.

The Portuguese legend already boasts one of the most extensive and expensive car collections in sport including Bugatti Veyron and Chiron, Ferrari F430, Rolls-Royce Phantom,Wraith and Cullinan SUV , Lamborghini Aventador and the Bentley Continental GTC.

But What Can You Buy With the price tag? With $19 Million or ₦6.5b, You Could Buy.....

1) 3 AgustaWestland AW109 Helicopters ,the type that was recently purchased by the Nigerian Air Force (NAF)




2) 48 Lamborghini Huracan




3) 12,422 iPhone XS Max 512gb




4) 9 US Presidential Armoured Beast limousine




5) 3 Gulfstream G200 business jet,also owned by Cristiano Ronaldo. The Portuguese soccer star’s customized G200 Private jet is said to cost around $19 million






6) 783 Toyota Camrys




7) 6 Bugatti Chiron Hypercars




cool 10,883 Bajaj (Keke Napep) Tricycles




8 ) 55 Rolls-Royce Cullinan, the most expensive production SUV.



What Do You Think?

https://autojosh.com/cristiano-ronaldos-n6-5b-bugatti-hypercar-9-things-you-could-buy-with-the-price-tag/


Please can you also tell us 5 things Dangote can buy with is fortunes...arrant nonsense.

Better double your hustle and stop licking Ronaldo's ass.
Sports / Re: Petition To Ban Lionel Messi For Champions League ‘Punch’ Passes 3,500 Signature by TrashDetective: 3:55pm On May 03, 2019
LuciferKoran:
I've said it several times that this dwarf shouldn't be allowed to come anywhere near a football pitch.

He is a tout.

He tried to strangle Roma's Yanga-Mbiwa
He headbutted Inter's Felipe Melo
He fought Shakhtar Donetsk's Darijo Srna
He spat on Malaga's Duda
He elbowed Mexico's Raldes
He wrestled Inter's Maicon to the ground
He bundled Uruguay;s Andreas Perreira to the ground & fought Arevalos Rios

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bt4TZMYyYM

The worst of all, he refused to go off TWICE.

1. Luis Enrique subbed him off against Eibar in 2014 & he refused to come off. Neymar was subbed instead.
2. Tito Vilanova subbed him off against Bayern in 2013 for playing rubbish.
He defied his manager and continued playing and Barca lost that tie 7-0.

Tito Vilanova died shortly after and Messi is responsible for his death.


Lionel Messi is a disgrace to football.



*spits angry

I am very sure messi always appear in your dreams giving you nightmares...sorry, ok.

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Celebrities / Re: Churchill says he honored Tonto with marriage in interview that led to outburst by TrashDetective: 1:51pm On May 03, 2019
trapQ:
He really did grant an interview a few days ago.

Were you the one that interviewed him?

Just In:

Oh, he already denied granting any RECENT interview:

https://www.nairaland.com/5166906/churchill-debunks-granting-recent-interview

Religion / Re: Pastors Buying Private Jets Won’t Make Heaven – Pastor Giwa by TrashDetective: 8:28am On May 03, 2019
lonelydora:
Pastor Giwa, it's nobody's fault that your members are not very rich to gift you a PJ. Those pastors buying PJs are using it to propagate the word of God. That Jesus trekked during his time because there was no car/PJ doesn't mean Pastor should trek.

Do you think if Jesus existed now, he won't use a PJ? Jesus used a colt no one has rode on, meaning he wanted the best for himself.

If Dangote and Tony Elumelu owns PJs, why won't men of God own same too. "Every good thing comes from God" says the scripture. Na poor man dey talk say Guinness stout dey bitter.

The earlier you all change your mentality about Pastors, the better for you all.


That's how they also argue about using phones to read bible in church. We all should then go back to Scrolls and not even the paper bible.


Nonsense

Your post is filled with ignorance, your Sunday school teacher did a terrible job.

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Celebrities / Re: Churchill says he honored Tonto with marriage in interview that led to outburst by TrashDetective: 7:11am On May 03, 2019
Bloggers and lies, they had to dig up an old interview and claimed it was done a few days ago to gain traffic.

Shey na Churchill wey dey avoid the matter on Instagram go come go grant interview...Who does that?

The name of the blog self tire me...na which one be unclesuru.com again?

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto's Rants: See Photos Of Churchill's Son, Product Of A One Minute Man. by TrashDetective: 3:45pm On May 02, 2019
MiddleSpot:
This is getting out of hand.

She chose to wash her dirty linen outside...the internet will help her monitor the linen till it gets dried up.

The internet will also be there to remind her son all the trash she said about his father when he was a kid.

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Travel / Re: Osita Chidoka: Disparity In Air-fares At Nigerian Airports by TrashDetective: 3:38pm On May 02, 2019
ahiboilandgas:
why didn't he fix it when he was a minister Stella and him where ibos not hausas just blaming and ethnic ranting




Ok he didn't fix it, so why can't the minister in charge now fix it?
Celebrities / Re: Tonto's Rants: See Photos Of Churchill's Son, Product Of A One Minute Man. by TrashDetective: 3:36pm On May 02, 2019
The boy really took after his father...same looks.

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Celebrities / Tonto's Rants: See Photos Of Churchill's Son, Product Of A One Minute Man. by TrashDetective: 3:36pm On May 02, 2019
Tonke Dikeh told the world her Ex Husband Churchill Olakunle CANNOT last one minute on bed, but just look at the adorable Photos of the product of a one Minute Man.

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Travel / Re: Osita Chidoka: Disparity In Air-fares At Nigerian Airports by TrashDetective: 3:04pm On May 02, 2019
ahiboilandgas:
ranter why didn't address it when u where minister of aviation and in govt

Why can't the current Minister in this administration address it now?

Politicizing everything makes thing worst...everything shouldn't be about politics...common sense is to fix the problem and not starting the unnecessary and unproductive blame game.

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