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It works mostly on normal android browser

It's nice... Does not work with Google though don't know why.... But just go to 0.freebasics.com it even has nairaland among the basic websites....any website there is free... Just that I felt like my Internet was being monitored because I can't log in nairaland... Just to check news... If I try network leave my phone just like that..

Men nice picture... Lol.... So happy to be 3rd to comment

Back to the future movie... Fake

xynerise:
1. You start reading interesting things on the internet and just stop a third of the way through because you lose patience. (Nairalanders)
2. You immediately go back and read an email right after you hit send.
3. When you take a shower, you make a bucket with your arms to catch as much water as you can and splash it all onto the shower floor.
4 .Long phone call = pacing around the entire house.
5. You procrastinate when getting into the shower, but hate getting out once you’re in.
6.You spell out Wednesday like Wed-nes-day in your head when you’re writing it. Also Feb-ru-ary.
7. You get lost in thought while reading, but don’t notice until you’re three pages past where you stopped paying attention.
8. You rehearse arguments in your head, just in case it should ever come up.
9.You set your alarm earlier than you need to so you can hit the snooze button several times.
10.You have to find the perfect TV show to watch before you can eat any food you’ve prepared for yourself.
11. You listen to a song on repeat just to memorize the tricky sections in case it comes on around friends.
12. You always feel relieved when you get home and nobody else is there.
13.You sometimes stop the microwave with just one second left so you can pretend you’re defusing a time bomb.
14.You’re way more depressed by Sunday nights than Monday mornings.
15.Sometimes you check *just one more time* to make sure you can’t actually move things with your mind.
16. On a road trip, you start to think of the other cars as your travel companions, and feel a tinge of sadness when you exit the highway.
17. You still need to double-check that there’s no one behind you even when you’re looking in the bathroom mirror.
18. You OFTEN feel phantom phone vibrations in your pocket even when your phone didn’t vibrate.
19. You wipe your cell phone screen to make all the smudge marks go in the same direction.
20. You put your music on shuffle, but then skip songs until you find the one you want anyway.
21.You sometimes talk to people as if they already had the context of what was going on inside your head.
22.You feel guilty that you’re not helping when a repair guy is fixing something in your house.
23.You immediately forget someone’s name right after they’ve introduced themselves.

WHICH ARE YOU GUILTY OF?

7..8...9..noni

Donicobone:
Pls guys I need ur best advice before I loose it all, I have been dating this girl for over 2years now, she is very lovely to be with, she's caring and understanding, I also did my best to let her know that I appreciate all her effort towards our union, we got engage four months ago and we are planing to get married this year, then our problem started when I bought her a better phone than the one she had been using, formerly she use to called me like 3 to 4 times a day, but now she hardly flash me, all she do now is chatting both day n night, even when we are together she's glue to her phone, we don't even talk much again because she's always busy with her phone, even when we have an important discussion her phone will not allow us to talk, initially I thought that maybe is because is a new phone so I gave her some time maybe with time she will change ( for where) now the phone issue is getting worst she hardly have time for me even when I call her to pick my call is a problem for her even when she pick she talks in a hurry just to continue the phone chat some time she use to stay online till 2 to 3am at night, am not jealous o, but am no longer enjoying my relationship because phone has taken her from me. pls guys am losing my mind o. I need ur advice

Bros talk to her that you don't like it... If she doesn't change use the phone to stone the wall
..you can get her a new one later and apologise... Trust me she would not dare do it again unless she doesn't love u or she already has someone else

MrLP:
Hello Nairalanders,

Pardon me, i had to create another moniker just to post this.
I am in love this babe i met in my estate, but i got frustrated and let out a piercing outburst which has made her delete me on BBM, blocked me on Whatsapp and have made her refuse to pick my calls for 2 weeks now. I will attach the screen shot of my outburst below.
In other not to bore u with some long stories, wi just state what actually led to this.
I have been asking her out for a while, i met her in my estate some months back. i left her when she told me she was seeing someone. I later saw her again walking home in my estate while i was driving by. I knew i still liked her, decided to try again as i was not in any relationship too.

We got talking again, but she is always not there. claimed her job and all that. sometimes takes up.to 24 hours to revert my messages even sometimes ti pick up my calls. There are sometimes i see her online on whatsapp, while my message remains pending on BBM. Its always excuse of work,being tired and all that. I had to take it like that afterall am still just an "admirer".

But i noticed one thing, its when i want to get something from a store...she remembers she needs something too. There was a day i was getting a bottle of beer in a shop in my estate, that was when she knee she didn't have milk and sugar at home. She told me to get her milk and sugar. i saw that as odd. " milk and sugar" well i got it. The other day i wanted to recharge my phone, she suddenly remembered her unit was low too. I got for her, she never even called me with it. I dont need to say much, you guys already have an idea. I kept on asking her out and telling her I loved her and all of that. But it was frustrating because we mostly see Sundays, and my Sundays too not always free, as i may be on duty. Her sub finished, my messages weren't delivering, i was able to get her on phone and she told me her sub expired. When she hung up, I immediately recharged her line with quick Teller. it took me about another 48 hrs to even let her know i have recharged her line. She wouldn't pick her calls she wouldn't call back.

This time she acts like she is tuning in with me, next time she acts strangely. To cut it all short, she is been telling me she wished to go clubing. 24th was a public hol though i went to work, but she didnt. Called her and told her, ok today we are both free....what about clubbing? she said fine. Called me like 3 times before i got home. Its only when something is at stake she calls. Told her will come pick her by 9pm then we chill somewhere till late, when club will be opened. At past 9, called her i was enroute, she started complaining it was already late, i was like late at past 9? which club opens by 9. she said she is not going again, she is even hungry, just come pick me to eat and drop me back home. I was like WTF in my mind how can a lady be home since morning and tell a guy to come pick her and buy her food at past 9. Those are things we do on campus. I told her no...we are going clubbing, she will eat along the road. Hung up and met her outside her gate. she was dressed casually with simple slips. I was surprised. so she actually meant it. She entered the car and i drove off...told her she will enter the club like that, i will try not get her bounced. lol. She was boning and angry...i gnored her, picked my friends and drove straight to an hotel that hat a restaurant and lounge. Got her her meal, then we went to the lounge later. Told me she was traveling next day, and i have to drop her at the park or something since i will make her wake late. I agreed, she insisted i dropped her home, as a gentle man i did just that around 3am. Waited till she was safely in, before driving back home.

she called at 8am, and i was still sleeping, i picked and she started saying, you are still sleeping when you know you to drop me off. please come and pick me, i am late. and hung up. I was upset but went to pick her, it was then she remembered she needed to use ATM. I became a driver looking for ATM. we didnt get to use, its either crowdy or no money. That was when she said she can manage with what she had. Dropped her and went back home. Didnt hear from her, no thank you, she didnt even tell me she had gotten to her destination. When i asked and told her how was missing her...took another 9 hours to reply. and it was just a line. i got pissed and exploded.

meanwhile night out , someone was calling and calling she refused to pick. eventually turned off her phone. i later collected it and tuned it on...she had about 76 unread messages on Whatsapp. Phone was locked. I just gave her back...because she was getting angry i was holding her phone.

This made me wondering if that was how she turned off her phone when i keep calling. No calls returned but phone eventually says switched off. Excuse is always work and being tired.

Below was what i told her....becaue i couldn't take her games any longer...But i cant stop thinking of her still. I really like her....and i am almost regret blasting her. But i can't let feelings manipulate my normal sense of reasoning. she is a working class and should stop behaving like an hungry campus girl.

I mean while gather all the admirers and respond to whichever u please to at that time.... I find it strange, whats the gain?

But should i have been more patient?

Bros one thing you should know about these girls...show only 50percent of ur emotions and use the rest of your brain... Go to her apartment.. Tell her you did not mean it that way that you don't mind being friends with her... Then give her space... Trust me... Just space out but play the fool first... Trust me she would start missing you... Subconsciously she would start missing you even if she doesn't want to and also she is a working girl learn to call at the right time. Just be fun and learn to give her... Her space.. Simple as abc things will work themselves out

Omotayor123:
So this Evening, I heard screams from my neighbors house, *I know the woman of the house is heavily pregnant*. I run to check what was happening.. I met the woman bleeding as a result of the beating she got from her husband..

This is what happened....... *****

One of the three dogs in the house *Her husband being a pet lover (Dog Especially)* gave birth two weeks ago and had since become unbearable to accommodatewith her 24/7 barking. Most Neighbors could hardly sleep at night with her consistent barking.

The wife couldn't take it this evening and beat the Dog with a stick to keep her quite. The husband who was Mad at her action did not hesitate to pounce and beat her mercilessly which lead to her bleeding.
She was taken to the hospital for proper treatment afterwards..

This leads to a debate among neighbors about what they would have done if in her shoes..
Is Beating your wife (pregnant) for your pet the right thing to Do?

To all pet lovers, Seun, Males and females the house, what is your opinion/views on this matter

Cc. Lalasticlala, dominique
Merry Xmas

let me not lie it takes wisdom to live with a pregnant woman that's why most men run away or call for the mothers or send her outside.... Married men know what am saying.. But hitting her was wrong... So wrong

IT'S A FAKE WATCH

Lol

1. Playing mind games: guys hate this shot. They can just make you angry on purpose to see a niggas reaction. Making him jealous on purpose. Denying a niga sex just for fun. STOP

2.Complaining: girls can complain about anything. You do a thousand things for them and they do 1thing for you but you won't stop hearing about it. It's wrong

3. Being clingy: Not knowing when to give him space. Time he wants to have fun is the time you want him to stay at home with you. Or you want to follow him to were he is going because he is looking cute. It's wrong means. Can I hear an amen?

4. Being stingy. Trust me this ought to be number one but the inspiration just came now. You go extra miles but they can't even go 1km the worst stage is when they start calculating all what you have done for them before they start bringing out their change. NIGGAS hustle everyday to make hands meet rich or poor the best you can do is support your man. When it reaches giving he is the man and when it's to flex you the lady.. Seriously?

5.Its all about me mindset: Trust me about 70percent of ladies have this. They want you to check up on them but when they call mostly is to know we're you are and if you are not doing anything wrong. The relationship is going smoothly as long as you are pleasing THEM but you don't even care about a niggas well being maybe because you thinka man don't need some love and affection too. It's not all about the sex for us too sometimes we just want someone who understands... Not asking for money at the wrong time and not caring how he gets it... This is wrong




I love ladies... #peace

Wish I could buy it and keep it as my pet

Me :
1. Dance awilo
2. Pay my tithe
3. Flex the rest cash

The rest ladies don't look too happy.... Ladies don't like when the u is on their counterpart

Pastor preached and preached on the coming of Jesus today now am hearing this?? Na to repent sharply just that my sins are too many?

T

whirlwind7:
Traditional African customs have put most women in a disadvantage, especially those with randy husbands. If it were not so, this man wouldn't dream of bringing a love child to his matrimonial home.
To beat up his wife on top of it, is just too much to stomach. It is disheartening to learn that your spouse is cheating on you. But suddenly bringing home a child you fathered with another woman, and still expect your wife to "act obedient and responsibly" is the height of insensitivity.

And for the policeman who said its purely a family affair, that's nothing strange. No one expects animals in uniform to suddenly become human.
Battery and physical assault is clearly involved in this. It has become a criminal issue. Plus a helpless and innocent child who would bear the brunt of the entire episode.
Such a pity!

I hate it when people try to get talk down on African traditions even under the customary law... If a man beats his wife... The family has the right to section the man..... Read things fall apart by China achiebe when they dragged the wife beater to the local court and also I study customary law don't paint our traditions evil

Please I wanted to buy a Mercedes c230 2007model please anything bad or good I should know about the car And who has one for sale please I don't want scammers or regrets later..... Help a brother



Here's? my number 08132520151

and the government officials are buying private jets and their children are driving porches... God will punish their generation how will you they feed... I wonder how these insensitive government can sleep comfortably




They should not worry we boys will collect the money back in a hundred fold... They shall shed tears for their children and missing Money...

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Marriage is a scamm

Why is this guy posing with my car?

jnrbayano:
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SassySteph:
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Joenyam:
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titurex:
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DahBlack:
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Una nor get conscience o

How times change

omowumee:
Please o is there anything wrong with a guy washing his girlfriend's clothes? After all we wash yours.

I asked my boo to help me with some clothes. He got so angry..-

Please did i do something wrong ni?

no wonder you cant respect your husband you will be expecting him to wash your clothes ...this generation is sick

TDstarr:
thanks its your mentality, leave my thread alone

leave blackkett na small pikin *runsaway* *comesback* this question sef dey taya me

wastedsperm:
I cant have sexx with u tommorow but if i arrange say make we meet for table for 2 tomorrow u no go hesitate to follow me spend my money bah all in the name of love Definitely val day is for muguns. May God give u one

talk matured plsss

PETER IS ALREAFY HAVING WHITE HAIR...OLD MAN

texybaby:
Hmmmm my dear true love exists ooo... God will surely order ur steps..n pls I hope u aren't a proud n arrogant person either...

m kinda cool headed,