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Ge0grapher:
All these boys way no fit talk to girls for real life ... Na for nairaland Dem dey tell their stories

See you you know who I be, your babe will squirt by just seeing me alone

Cerebellum:
Lol

Eleribu OP

He come here dey give us Fabu

Thunder fire ur yansh
Arbi nah true ur story be....If nah true Guy they don dey use una dick drum for marine land o

Eleribu OFo!

Lolz drum ke lmao

ZIINI:
But you too read what you typed
Does it sound real to you ?
Even a new born that can read will know you're lieing
I enjoyed it anyways you fûcked her and within few conversation with you and the security man you didn't see her again apparently she might be a ghost.

My brother there are ways to call someone a liar wey no go cause trouble like that guy own lol , it's normal for many not to believe it plus the security man never saw her in the first place

ZIINI:
Read again you made mention of Benin
Probably he thought maybe you're in the school premises of Uniben.

Yes bro I am very aware I said Benin, but there are several institutions in that state , he concluded and called me a liar without reasoning the facts that's why he's a fool

[quote author=Franktom247 post=96185424][/quote]Ignorance is really bliss how do you call yourself a graduate, yes that scenario is that of a tertiary institution and in Benin their are more than 7 both private and public institutions, just apologize for your foolishness instead of being more foolish

SILENTandSMART2:
Lol


People always talk say i funny and to me i ain't funny ,


Anyway God nogo shame us my brother


If you don't mind tell me the name of the movie you wrote and the amount you buy ham


I love watching dat type of movie

No worry when I do the movie I go let una hope

Franktom247:
You did this fantasy in benin which year and security caught you pants down and was telling you tales by moonlight instead of grabbing u to security dept bros your lies are nt of this world maybe nt the uniben i went to lie well abeg

My nigga if you truly graduated from Uniben then I must say you really wasted that money cause you're still clearly uneducated, cause I don't know where I mentioned Uniben in the story. From now henceforth please learn to think before talking

Uzomacharles
Oh well what can I do than pray and wait

SILENTandSMART2:
Which hope you dey talk about ?


Aswear if the thing happened to you nobe you go come here to explain things to us nah , nah one of your family members go come here say dem dey find or dem lost one soul in their family dat we nairaland guys should learn from it



This will happen haven't went to herbalist or pastor or imam to ask for the reason why you can't be found or the cause of yaa death


Anyway God nogo shame us my brother ❤️✊

Guy you funny abeg this your comment made my day thanks

SILENTandSMART2:
Bro I'm not talking about prostitute nah, a normal girl can't get laid just because she's hot, everybody do get hot but not to lose yaa cool

Nigga you never live life yet

SILENTandSMART2:
Eleribuu omo



Kikikikikiki


Buhahahaha



OP aswear if dat be real aswear hago run mad nii, i was given it to you and you disappeared


You love writing story book


You think say that's how to get a girl laid within few hours,


Nice writeup ✌️


Anyway God nogo shame us,

lolz funny nigga abi God no go shame us I get hope

Uzomacharles:
That's why I asked for the name of the story book so I can learn from the writer's experience

I'm the writer Na , what are you saying

Uzomacharles:
You get luck...

Nice Story...

What's the name of the story book?

Nigga we living in Scarry times just pray it doesn't happen to you instead of doubting

One lovely Friday I went alone to read at night class, while I was reading one very thin fine girl came to sit besides me, from her textbooks I could tell she was a fresher naso I begin small small conversations with am, we sha kept each other company for a while ,Until around 10pm when I said I was going she said she'll also start going so she won't go home alone ,so I waited for her to pack up and we started going home together, so on how way she said she wanted to pee she gave me her bag and went into the lonely bush all of a sudden she came running towards me shouting " snake snake!" While pointing in the direction , I immediately on my flashlight on my phone by so doing I saw the time it was 5mins to 11pm , I on my flash I saw no snake I turned to her by my side she was just dragging her pants back up hastily into her skirt , damn my head was already picturing many things I was already feeling Hot she her like that, I then screamed "snake" while pointing to her back then she jumped and put her body on mine with her head facing my chest asif to enter me, I didn't know when I grabbed her ass firmly she didn't try to resist then I turned her around bent her the other direction put one hand in her blouse pressing her breasts then put my other hand in her pussy , I could hear her moaning silently ,I thought to myself was this actually happening, I dragged the pant down but didn't remove it then inserted my dick and did a quicky while stile having one hand in her blouse holding her breasts it was so sweet I felt like Cumming so I removed my dick , then all of a sudden a strong flashlight in my direction
"Hey what are you doing there" one thick voice said I quickly tried adjusting myself as the face came closer I could see it was school security, he was so quick I hadn't even been able to zip up at least I put my dick back in my trousers.
I told him I was easing myself. He said I should be careful not to do such especially at this hour that bad people roam that apart from cultists I should beware of the spirit of darkness , that this is Benin where at night trees and shadows become humans, I was very unfazed by what he said , then as he left i immediately remembered the girl I turned all around I didn't see her picked up my phone from my pocket to illuminate my surroundings so I could find her , I saw the time I was shocked it was 00:57 How
We didn't bleep unto 10mins I searched all around I didn't see her I didn't even see her bag that was beside me when the light shown Damn nigga I hope say my dick no go kill me

I say hello

I say hello

fati2001:
its similar to Egyptian toe ....
the differ between em"is the 5th toe.


yes I have both toes (Egypt and my 5th toe is small like 1inch) and I also displays all the personalities.

Your fifth toe is that small you must be really young. Away from that if your toe is that small then you should be under the last group don't you think cause now I'm confused

Wow I'm confused my toe resembles more of the Egyptian but the personality of the 7th one smaller toe fits me better

fati2001:
I'm under this category too.

We could be meant for each other��

fati2001:
2.Egyptian toe

A pretty common foot type, is noticeable by long big toe, and usually longer and narrower than other shapes .


SECRET

people who have the feet have a royal air about them, love extra pampering. Are also generally friendly.

Yayy! See my toe

Deffjam:
Alabi

��� Who be this guy you better change o

Tango123:
May be heat rashes. Dusting powder go help

Aswear

Kenmatt:
Victor, when you came in from France to Napoli, much was said about you, much was expected from you, even a friend was telling me that Victor would be the greatest striker Nigeria ever had.

But Victor Osimeh, if truth should be told, I've not really seen what you have played in Napoli.

Napoli that use to bang goals for fun and always win the team that scored the highest goal in Seria A, was receiving it hot from a midiocre Club in Europa Az Alkmar.

You just settle down yawn nonsense have you watched osimhen play in their match the guy is good no cap forget goals he Sabi position and influence game

I say hello!!!

Damn some crazy shit hope he isn't stripped
My first FTC abeg show me love with some likes

>: (

doggedfighter:
Have you checked your WAEC results yet?

lollz

Go you funny no cap

OluwasureGig:
for this same forum person don claim say him knack for 3 hours. 3 hours?? Asin person go don from portharcourt enter Calabar and person say him still dey knack. seun abeg #Endnairaland. I can't take it anymore

A50boner:
That your guy Bleep up o, babe wey you for just dey enjoy on a low

Asin too bad

A50boner:
You for no even send am the tape....just meetup somewhere and play the tape for am

Na true talk guy , anyhow sha man don learn lesson

Julibet:
Mehn. I felt for the girl sha but she somehow deserved it. You can't eat your cake and have it.

OP pray make that girl no pay you visit with men of the underworld o.... I for like get update for her next reaction.

My guy actually the girl no play the guy she even return gifts wey e dey buy for am , the girl no just like the guy go come , Omo I never see the girl again oh and she come visit me I go first check her body for weapons den sweet-talk her and do the needful again although this time I go rub annoiting oil for my dick

simps don share money oboy I believe I go change my gender for nairaland