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Man alerts police after lady he invited to clean his house & slept with, stole his SUV, phones, N1m

The Lagos state police command have arrested 23 year old Deborah Nwachukwu, pictured above, for allegedly stealing a Toyota SUV, two Samsung S10, wrist watch, designer perfume and some cash from one Patrick at MKO street in Ikeja, the state capital.

A statement from the state police command spokesperson, Bala Elkana, states that on October 21st, the Ikeja Police Station received a complaint from Patrick that the suspect who is an indigene of Abia State and resides at No 19 Irewale Street, Ipade area, Lagos had on Sunday October 20th, stole from him.

According to Patrick, he had invited Deborah to his house to help him clean his apartment. He said he met the suspect at shoprite in Ikeja selling some cleaning products for a company and they agreed for N20,000 payment for her services.

When interrogated, Deborah however added that the invitation was not just for cleaning of the house but for sexual reasons. She said that after having sex, she noticed that Patrick was deep asleep and she quickly took his two phones, wrist watch, designer perfume, some cash and his SUV and escaped from the house after locking him up in the room.

A team of detectives, led by the Divisional Police Officer Ikeja, CSP Gbenga Ogunsaki arrested the suspect and recovered the stolen items.

The police said the suspect has been charged to Court and remanded in correctional custody.

"How a woman dresses has absolutely nothing to do with her being raped. People just don’t get it. An adult must learn self-control or they will always land in trouble. As women, we see men wear really tight pants and have their huge crotches bulging provocatively, but we don’t rape them. Even though, some of us just admire the thing and move on, because as adults, we know it is not an invitation. But I see them on Instagram.

"Sadly, we mostly see those big types online because we don’t have men with big eggplants (manhood) in Nigeria. Most of our men with big eggplants have absconded with foreigners, leaving us with few or nothing. This is so bad and I think it should be treated as a national emergency.

"Well, on an average, the size doesn’t matter but the usage does. Then again, if it’s too small, wetin we gain? "

A Nigerian bride has gone viral and even made it to international publications after she arrived at her wedding anniversary in a giant inflatable balloon.

Event planner Reverence, from Nigeria, wanted to celebrate her tenth wedding anniversary with her husband, Joseph Efoma-Oruerio in style. She wanted a unique entrance so she did just that.

She ordered a giant inflatable balloon to make her grand entrance into the venue, even if it cost her $500 and had to be shipped from Dubai.

At the reception, which held in Warri, Nigeria, Reverence shocked her guests as she rolled in with the transparent ball.

Reverence, 35, and husband Joseph, 51, invited friends and family to celebrate the special day with them.

She said: "The idea came from watching my kids playing in the pool with a balloon. I started thinking of how a bride could make an entrance into her wedding in a balloon. I searched online for life-size balloons and eventually bought one from Dubai for $500.

"It was the first time the guests saw a bride in a balloon, they screamed so much with excitement. It was the highlight of the event."