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WTF!!! I can neva go to my galfrnds place n cook 4 her. I can only do that when she sleeps at my place

OK. WATCH FOOTBALL FROM HEAVEN ABI

This has illuminati written all over it. They kill n make it look like an accident.

Inability for me to use paypal has been the biggest obstacle to me as an internet marketer. A BANK SHOULD COME OUT WITH AN IDEA TO PARTNER WITH THESE GUYS because no paypal no money online.

Farounk d crook. I pity 9ja sha

;DOnly Nigerians;
1)Check d expiry date of Gala after eating it
2)Go to Church with extension and BB charger (charging in his presence)
3) Update on BBM "about to cross" , get hit by a car and still update "dying tinz"
4) Say an opening prayer @ a nite club
5)Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match
6) Go to a supermarket, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30mins snapping with champagne bottles
7) Wear sunshades @ night
Dress in complete rainbow colours like its rag day and call it colour blonding
9) Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines)
10) Wear head warmers @ 45 degrees celsius
11) Call a fat Hausa Man
"alhaji" and a thin one
"aboki"
12) Travel to China for 2days and come back with a british
accent.
People,
Add yours! ;DOnly Nigerians;
1)Check d expiry date of Gala after eating it
2)Go to Church with extension and BB charger (charging in his presence)
3) Update on BBM "about to cross" , get hit by a car and still update "dying tinz"
4) Say an opening prayer @ a nite club
5)Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match
6) Go to a supermarket, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30mins snapping with champagne bottles
7) Wear sunshades @ night
Dress in complete rainbow colours like its rag day and call it colour blonding
9) Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines)
10) Wear head warmers @ 45 degrees celsius
11) Call a fat Hausa Man
"alhaji" and a thin one
"aboki"
12) Travel to China for 2days and come back with a british
accent.
People,
Add yours!

Guys i dnt know if am the only one having this problem. I say "uh" "umm" "aaaa , whenever i speak english and i dnt like it at all. But when i speak in my local dialect (yoruba) i talk straight. IS THERE A SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM PLEASE?

This country makes hnd holders looks useless which is sad

What have they done to deserve vacation sef. Mtweeh

menix: Mtcheew.. Common 750k wey i fit dash my hungry neigbour.....
Mk she buy dat guy defence system...

hahahaha, CRAZY GUY. LOL

Mr. Seun i can do this. I have internet connectivity 24/7, i have reported so many spams here, i do sit at home cos i ve not been admitted into school yet, so am the right man for this job. I ll be waiting on you.

careytommy: let him go to Sudan or even SA and score 30 goals first before he can be entitled to 'make noise'

Rubbish!!! Go and check his beautiful goals and decide 4 ur self. He is talented.

When ur child comes to wake u up by 1.00a.m saying ''DADDY I WANT TO WiWi''

Our landlord wants us to pay 4 everytin. He accuses me wrongly of doing bad tinz and he stares at everytin we buy. I HATE HIM

Hahaha. LAUGHING IN CHINESE DESCENT

UP FASHOLA!!!

Stop wasting your time with yahoo, GMAIL is the best, yahoo will soon die.

me personally cannot invest in company thats depends on only side bar adverts which are not really generating conversions, they even tried to put up a mail system which failed woefully, i dnt even tink INSTAGRAM can save their ass.

blackboi: #MomToldMe: smokers are liable to die young

TNX but no tnx

NOTED. Lemme finish smoking ma CIGARETTE. Brb

lagerwhenindoubt: Adams - you are falling my shoulder badly - you massed against OBJ and rallied the forces of Labor to our side when the nefarious and dubious held us ransom - Oshiomole AKA Fearless Crocodile You claim to know the God-fathers who killed your PA but you cannot name them, you claim to know the God-fathers who want to snatch teh Governorship from your kokoro eyes but you cannot name them - is that old fart Anenih so hard to pronounce

AMATEUR, u want to accuse someone without PROOF

musKeeto: 10-lane? Na for bike abi car?

musKeeto: 10-lane? Na for bike abi car?

Ask Google

norrisman: The man is having children at over 50?!

Bloody illiterate!

NA POVERTY DEY WORRY UR BRAIN. Hahahahaha

GBENGA_bonetalk: i can see that you are not matured enough to be using internet, how old are you?

ASK GOOGLE mtweeh

strangerf: I think Oshiomole killed that young man so he could blame PDP for it. Epic fail.

Like Tinubu like Oshiomole

U ARE A BIG IDIOT. MUMU

GBENGA_bonetalk: Shina rambo? Is he that popular arm robber

Big fool, he is old enough to be ur FATHER, ur fada is busy sleeping while d ACTIVE OLD MAN is up and RUNNING n u are not appreciating.
mtweeh