adewumiopeyemi:
yeah saw it also in the night yesterday... i think the Government want to create a bridge around abulegba axis . which will be finish within 18 month i think that was why they keep demonlish house along the road

must you demolish english??

#Markzuckerbergweek!



Next news:
"Mark zuckerberg buys "bathroom slippers"

Forgive my typo errors?
I am an ND holder and aslo currently a one year siwes student working with a reputable goverment oil organisation in nigeria...they've started recruiting IT's , but seriously I don't know how to go to my boss's office and beg him to also employ me!! I don't just know what to say! "I AM BLANK" I need help please

Enuguboy4nsk:
yes we know...biggest contributor in militancy; arm robbery; witchcraft and in all things evil....'The big heart ailing heart indeed'

people like you are just a big disgrace to manhood!

obailala:
Is it buhari that arrested the man?... I suppose buhari is also the one on the streets collecting N20 from bus drivers?

you are sounding as if you don't know nigeria! Definetly buhari is involve! Cause from the way police are behaving! They are following orders from above

DesChyko:
As long as that man may be a psychopath and guilty of murder, there is a huge void to be filled, and which may never be.

How did David and her late daughter begin? Were there favours, sacrifices and promises?

Just the other day, we read of a lady who gobbled cash off a guy at an eatery and deceived the guy, alighting at an uncompleted building, followed a shortcut and disappeared, leaving the guy waiting for no one. Do we honestly expect a handshake from this guy to the girl when next they cross paths?

R.I.P. Lady. We hope you died innocent.

P.S.: For those of you attacking me, continue. I have four sisters in all and for those that are single, I always caution them to be wary of relationships that hinge on promises and favours. There are often prices to pay when they are contravened. Call me a murderer if you will, just don't encourage your acquaintances to do the same, even if you have no qualms with it.

YOU!
ARE!!
MAD!!!

Perfecttouch:
are you directly telling us he is a product of two insane fellow? And that he use head knack express wen dem born am? I thought as much.

he was delivered right in the middle of the express!! He is just a product of two "onions" You know what i mean na! (Onions will make you cry) thats why i pity his generation! Coz dey will weep for his words!

donofdons:
Nice advert. As a satanist who's given up heaven and choose to join the armies of lucifer on the armageddon, i can tell you that all these adds are meant to promote our satanic agenda which is for the purpose of freeing mankind from the grasp of the dictator jehovah.
we will fight an defeat the armies of christ and throw him in the bottomless pit he prepared for us, then we will mount a large scale invasion of heaven where we would defeat and bind his father while sacking the throne room and putting lucifer the lord of light on the throne and forever ending the tyranny of the evil jehovah. The reign of jehovah is almost over so you guys can just join us and inherit the earth and everlasting life as kings

this is what happens when you deliver a child along lagos ibadan express way!! I pity Your generation

donofdons:
Nice advert. As a satanist who's given up heaven and choose to join the armies of lucifer on the armageddon, i can tell you that all these adds are meant to promote our satanic agenda which is for the purpose of freeing mankind from the grasp of the dictator jehovah.
we will fight an defeat the armies of christ and throw him in the bottomless pit he prepared for us, then we will mount a large scale invasion of heaven where we would defeat and bind his father while sacking the throne room and putting lucifer the lord of light on the throne and forever ending the tyranny of the evil jehovah. The reign of jehovah is almost over so you guys can just join us and inherit the earth and everlasting life as kings

this is what happens when you deliver a child along lagos ibadan express way!! I pity Your generation

krissconnect:


19 but looks matured

looks martured?? Does she thinks martured? Coz if she is martured like you've said...you wouldn't have created diz "DUMB" thread....

adewumiopeyemi:
APC.. TI TAKE OVER EDO STATE... PDP JUST DEY DECEIVE THERE SELF... if u want apc to win edo state.. pls hit like fast fast......dont forget to check my signature

all of una wey Hit" like" dey craze!! Idiots
...Una still won vote APC

Poorboy:
Am talking from experience, there is no final year result that some student's wont fail.. Now if you fail any course in final year na extra year

we all know!!! But please don't wish your experience on others! Just pray for them and wish them goodluck

tunatrezy:
Rep UNiLAG celebration Where u av to wear with top and students sign on it with marker, so fresh and mature.

are you sure you are from unilag? Cause if a unilag student can't spell "WHITE" then you and your lecturers are "FINISHED"

Poorboy:
Lol what do they mean by final exams, that most of them will fail and have extra year..

ahn ahn! Oga calm down na! Who offended you today Why are you laying curse on them??

She convert go islam Jesu!! Somebori shout hallejuah... We the christian association are happy to release another mumu among us!!! Go in pieces "Roughdiat"
abi whats her name again?

mizzochocinco:
LIFE WILL BE EASIER

You do not have to look and ask for T-fare because if he leaves close by he can come and pick you up to go on dates. No dangerous okada rides or seating next to smelly people on a bus.

THERE IS MORE TO DO

With a well to do guy you get to go on different dates. Not just eatries, he can take you out of town to holiday resorts or you go out to comedy shows and concerts.


YOU WILL KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GETTING YOURSELF INTO

They say a man's loyalty is tested when he has money. When you date a broke guy usually he will be loyal to you because he knows that not many beautiful women are ready to be with him. You will always been uncertain if that lotalty will still be there when he finally finds money, if he does at all.
When he is already rich at least you will know his true colours right from the beginning.

YOU STAY BEAUTIFUL

Let us not fool ourselves there is no woman who has been able to turn heads looking like a village girl with a 5months old hairstyle? You need decent looking clothes, stunning hairstyles and quality make-up to always look amazing. Post your pictures looking like you just came back from fetching water in your village and a picture of you looking like Beyonce on stage and see which one guys will respond to, even the brokes ones.

YOU LOOK FORWARD TO A LOT

Would you want to put on N80,000 weave, designer clothes and make-up to go eat indomie and eggs at a face me i slap you apartment? Obviously not! You get to dress up for different ocassions, from holidays to fancy weddings to VIP seats at events.
You get to be showered with gifts. I know the broke guys will call you a prostitute and what what, but was his yeye ex-girlfriend not spreading her legs for free? How is that more dignified?

THE SEX IS MUCH MORE FUN

Where do you think you will enjoy the sex more? On a matress on the ground in a hot room with no AC and his sweat all over you or a double matress bed facing the beach outside with the room smellling like lavender?
Forget all those who scream non-virgins are cheap, when her husband starts cheating with experienced women barely 6months into the marriage (which is usually the case) that is when reality will hit them.

are you under a spell?

DR1SKLEF:
[size=40]Uhhmm. Alright seriously now.


I really cant say i've given a specific amount of money because giving, to me, is something we do unconditionally so i wouldn't be able to put a price tag as the highest i've given.


Whatever it is that i give, i do that not because i'd some day sum it all up for personal glory. No!

I do it just for that reason of giving which most of the time, is not in forethought.


Hope you see my reason for not being able to quantify or come up with an answere?. [/size]

just anwer the question and avoid grammar

SHE:: "I LOVE YOU"
ME: "I DON HEAR YOU"

Hmmm! Where are the mods sef If na snake na! Them for don move am tey tey!!.....

tellwisdom:
Farming

oga you are damm cruel

hungryboy:
The urge to have sex is a thing of the mind and can always be controlled,
OK let me give you a scenario,
Since one girl spoil me last year,
I couldn't stay for a week without having sex,

But this is the same me,
Who haven't had sex since the New year began.
The only problem I have now is that,
I buy Vaseline every week

you are finished bro:

banjo022:
then she won't allow me to visit her n she won't come 2 my place

cutehector thanks for those questions!!! GBAM!!!Brother banjo! You are just wasting your time o! I swear. "YOU ARE SIMPLY NOTHING TO HER"

Op see ehn! If she doesn't want to take the pills! Just don't worry! Follow my steps
1. Pretend as if you are happy! Smile and tell her you dont encourage pills taking either

2.Prepare eba and vegetable soup for her ...don't let her be in the kitchen o! If possible sef just on your gen and make her busy with the TV..



3.While in the kitchen,,mode one eba and put the pills inside!..let the eba be in your hand o.

4invite her to come and eat

5. PRAY WELL LIKE MAD BEFORE EATING

6.Take style and cut the eba into half you've already mode in the kitchen...but make sure you cut the part of eba you know the pills is not there o! Then eat it first so as to avoid corner eyes from her.

7.Then start the plan! "PLAY LOVER BOY" The remaining half of the eba! Where the pills is! Dip it inside the vegetable soup! Make sure the the vegetable soup covers the eba very well! Pack the soup wella! Then give her to eat! Once she eats it!...then your mission was succesful...#lobatan

8...DUMP HER SORRY ASS AFTER THE MEAL

copiescopy:
Op you forgot to mention one of the fondest place in delta state ..ABBI. A small town where you get the best kind of weed in the whole of naija ..ask any one who knows what i'm talking about right from agbor to the ijaw creek....guy forget just draw only one drag of ABBI weed you go know say Kwale igbo make sense die !!!!

I represent ABBI town any time any day ..

oboy!!! As i see your post ehn!! Body just dey sweet me once! I am from ABBI too brother!!! Umuezuku street! Ogbuefi stephen onyia's house!....their weed na gbosa oooo! 1 jumbo of ABBI weed can end your life instantly...

udondeymadt:
damn. mortal Kombat. fatality.

and you think that was funny?? Kids on nairaland tho

itzmejerry:
my fellow nairalander I greet oh, I just want to use this opportunity to share with you what I experience in "river state port Harcourt" it was on Friday last week I decide to go get some groove since i have nothing to do at home, I get to stumble on Casablanca there is no many life there especially on Friday and Sundays, so I get myself some bottles of bear and dry meat on doing this the girls there (prostitutes) decided to come closer, I notice it and compose myself cus I was alone on the table so one finally have the courage to sit with me and we get talking together, (she was so beautiful that I ask myself what is she doing here) she ask if I want a night stand or a weekend I smiled and ask her of her price it was expensive tho buh I gat some money to spend ,, I bought her a drink and we chatted for some time and I decide we get going since It's just for a night. I took her to my place around 9pm and there was light so she made herself comfortable on my bed, some minutes later we started kissing and caressing ourselves I put off my cloth and was about to remove hers buh she insist she gives me a bj,, after that I UnCloth her and she was only on pant I notice that her private parts was swollen and I torched it ,I felt strong thing there and I decide to remove her pant instantly and her dick stand facing me, I screamed and ran out from the bed ,,she quickly said I should not be scared that she is a girl that she was born this way, I couldn't believe it, I thought it's a guy that disguised himself but I was wrong, when I have to use my phone torch to get a close view and I got angry and ask her why then is she a prostitute, she then said guys normally have anal sex wit her ( through her anus) after seeing this my dick has already falling like Naira, and I told her I can't do that with her so she quickly dress up to leave and I gave her 2k for transport since then that drama can't get of my head
#please my fellow friends in the house have you witness this or see this kinda stuff share your experience ....thanks

there was light and you used torch light? Confirm! Nollywood

Nitefury:
In Nairaland's feminist voice:

"She got low self esteem"
"She's looking for male attention because she's ugly".
"She's begging for likes on NL"

One frustrated and angry one even turned it into a "race" thingy, saying Dolly was against her "Race" for saying women and men are not equal and that relationship should be based on love and mutual respect not equality.

Meanwhile i heard Mrs. Winifred Akpani, owner and founder of Northwest petroleum is the power behind the new Providus Bank?

Women wey wan achieve, dey achieve, while the confused lot dey run around claiming say (Naija) man na their problem.

Modified: Bitter women don dey call her olosho.. In the absence of superior argument, people turn to insults to score points. I bin think say NL feminist na intelligent people?

Meanwhile for those bitter girls calling her a woman of easy virtue, if you didn't get married to the guy who deflowered you, your first sex partner, or ever been with more than one man you sef be ASHAWO.

GBAM!!! I gat so much love for the last paragraph!