₦airaland Forum

just go to the ministry of education in that particular state you sat 4 the exam. e.g Delta state ministry of education.

You won't even spend up to an hour there, you are good to go.

Pheals:
ok is okay


nowadays I don't really know what guys values in ladies... am not talking about the pictures o... have seen many pre wedding photos here and it make me believe guys good for beauty first...

Boys think girls are like books, If the cover doesn't catch their eye they won't bother to read what's inside. and if u tell them this... the reply is

" so will should take electron microscope along to see inner beautiful"
maybe this man is pointing to what he value most in his wife to be I don't know and it ain't my concern but just a piece of advice "u will leave with the character all your life not the beauty "

and some is out there saying It is because pheals is ugly

Beauty with BRAINSSSSS.
more ororo 4 ur elbow

Idrico:
FFK is out to create problems for APC government by insighting Nigerians through promotion of ethnic and religious bias.He is evil.

To cut the long story short, you just implied that all what he said are all lies.

IamaNigerianGuy:
Now we're talking. Someone fire me three Gbosa there for Niger Delta guys !

ok

Tamarapetty:
kinda like shy guys..lol

heard something like this b4, but. couldn't place my hands on the particular reason. Now that you are here, pls can you tell me why you like the shying type of a guy?

Family tattoos

henryobinna:
300 to 500 dollars isn't really much. with a daily visits of 3k+ and pageviews of 5k+ you could earn that.
I know how much I and some otber guys were earning, before I had a little issue and Iknow how manymany pageviews it was

Henryobinna the name rang a bell,
Longest time bro, do u still remember me?

you once helped me with a link to get full FIFA 14. my guy am still flexing it

See the crowd just watching nollywood movies free of charge.
So you mean you guys cannot even provide tyre and afford 1 ltr of petrol?

nikkypearl:
#Vesaline crew#....over to you..what a say?

hmmmm

These guys don't want Nigeria to break up, which is very good for the sake of peace, love & harmony.

These guys don't want to restructure Nigeria, because of their selfish interest of greed, hate & disunity which is very bad for Nigeria.

HAHAHAHAHAHA LWKMD
Threads like this always make me see NL like a small village and all nairalanders as brothers & sisters. we fight, we romance, we flirt, we learn and we socialize perfectly. shout out to all nairalanders out there.

EMBARRASSING MOMENT:
Mine was when one wicked teacher came into the class in a very bad mood, decided to ask question that he has never taught us, as expected of him, nobody could answer the question, so he decided to flog everybody, everyone has to touch their toes in order to raise our buttocks upward for a better position for him to strike.

I said to myself as a strong man I am not suppose to cry even though everyone are crying, so I stood by my words and I have endured 5 strokes, unfortunately the sixth stroke torn my already fragile short and my boxer was exposed.
there wouldn't have been any problem if only the boxers was clean, but the reverse was the case. guy man later cry by force

obailala:
My point is that you and too many other people here are just too fixated on the fact that some northern communities were mentioned and hence we miss the real picture. Fact is that I wouldnt be surprised if that part of the bill was wholly fought for by reps from the hundreds of new southern communities that would now be treated as host communities. The north might not even have anything to do with this at all.

You may be right bro,
let's see as things unfold, we hope for a better Nigeria, because this present one needs demolition.

obailala:
I am not the one making the laws, so if it doesn't make sense, direct that picture to the right quarters. I only explained it the way I read it from the Op. And from my understanding of what I read, far more communities in the south would now be included as host communities. The essence of my comment was to clarify that we all seemed to miss the big plot by being fixated only on the few northern communities that were included.

oh sorry you saw it that way, the pix was just to buttress the fact that you are actually correct apart from some few stuff missing. once again I am sorry about that.

But come to think about it, now few states in the north have been mentioned. dont you think with time more will be included? Can these guys be trusted?

Now have you ask yourself why they are doing this? why now?

Lol, going by the agitation of Biafra, the north fear for a breakup. they know that sooner or later, Nigeria is likely to be splitted, so they are trying to protect their interest. the north wants to join the Union of OUR OYEL

obailala:
North: 58 Senators, 191 Reps
South: 51 Senators, 169 Reps

Politics requires numbers, the easiest way to gather numbers is to unite. The north may have more numbers than the south in principle, but it's an insignificant difference. The middle-belt is a fertile battle ground, with a little politicking (a.k.a. reaching out/alliances/bribing), legislators from places like Benue, Kwara, Kogi, Plateau can easily be swayed and removed from those northern numbers. Removing the 11 Reps from Benue alone and adding that to the south equalises the northern and southern numbers. So enough of this 'north have more legislators' overused argument, what they have is 'unity' not numbers.

Regarding the bill, this isn't even about the north, it's about the hundreds (if not thousands) of Niger-Delta communities that would be included in the benefits by virtue of including 'pipeline bearing' communities in the list of 'host communities.' The north may not have even needed to fight for this at all.

This is when you will realize that most SW SINators have sold their heart to the North based on religious ground(Islam).
Now subtract all SW SINator who are Muslim then give us your figure, maybe we can start from there.

Second paragraph
Bear in mind that an average northerner see SS & SE as infidels, so I strongly doubt if they will actually do something good for their infidels with any hidden agenda.

obailala:
If you remove that clause that says 'pipeline bearing' communities are 'host communities', you will be shocked that very many Niger-Delta oil communities would be stripped of their status. The north doesn't even need to fight for this, Niger-Delta representatives are the ones who would fight to include this clause because in reality, most of these communities only just have pipelines passing through them.

But then when you look at it again, the real oil producing communities hardly even suffer environmental degradation, almost all oil spills in Nigeria are due to pipeline loss of containment and this affects 'pipeline bearing' communities mainly. Although we must all agree it sounds very provoking (especially with the tension in Nigeria today) when you hear that some communities in the NORTH will also benefit from PIB.

Sir, with due respect but if we have to go by your interpretation, then we can assume that every part of Nigeria is apparently a host community, because pipelines are everywhere. bear in mind when people say host community, that very host community is under a particular LGA. the system of govt is federal, state and LGA. so when you hear host community, remove your mind from the community and place your mind on the LGA where that community is located.

okay

tahoe:
I see Suarez chewing Ivanovic

I see roneeys goal against city

I see Ramsey breaking his leg

I see wrong arsenal player being sent off

Gerrard losing his balance and slipping

ThierryJay:
ten of them

1. Henry and Pires trying to do a "Messi and Suarez" penalty but botching it up
2. Rooney scoring the famous overhead kick against Man city
3. Beckham scoring THAT 55 yard lob form half way against Wimbledon in 1995
4. Suarez chewing down Ivanovic
5. Ramsey's Leg being broken by shawcross
6. Arsenal player (Keown) harassing Ruud Van Nistelrooy after he missed a last minute penalty for Man U in the unbeaten season
7. Tony Yeboah scoring that cracking volley in 1993/94
8. Klinsmann taking a dive on the turf
9. Alan Shearer's famous one-handed celebration after thumping in a sumptuous volley
10. Gerard FALLING DOWN against Chelsea to hand the title initiative over to Man City
11. Arsenal's Chamberlain being sent off by referee for a crime committed by another player
13. ERIC CANTONA dashing a FLYING SHADOW KICK to an unfortunate fan
14. Eva Cameiro infamously attending to an injured Hazard
15.

tahoe:
I see Suarez chewing Ivanovic

I see roneeys goal against city

I see Ramsey breaking his leg

I see wrong arsenal player being sent off

Gerrard losing his balance and slipping

EXCUSE ME!!!
what do you mean by chewing
Lol

Lifestone:
Rather than asking for secessioni, they should have joined the SW and SS to demand for true federalism which will altimately unite the south. But when other southern regions (SW & SS) get insulted on daily basis, from the same Ibos, how do you expect them to both sit together

hehehe

they simply cannot corporate with the south west, because the SW are not even complaining about true federalism. SW are not even united on their own when you talk about how this country is been piloted politically, most of them share same view with the NORTH based on religious ground(Islam).

They can't corporate with SS either to get true federalism because in a broader picture SS is nothing but minority, they still stand on WAZOBIA. this is why the SE needs equal rights with the WA & ZO, If Nigeria must stand, NEVER ALLOW IGBO TO RULE AGAIN (naira), must be eliminated, born to rule mentality of the NOTANAZ must be eradicated, the SW should stop looking at this country from a religious angle, Nigeria is better of without all these religious bigot flooding the whole political environment.

and yes, SS should be merge with the Wazobia. because this our OYEL mentality is fast growing like a tree planted by the river side.
I ARREST my case

Now I know that Nigeria can never be great.
see how we dey split ourselves here,
and we expect Nigeria as a whole to be united.

the only solution I see here is for everybody to go their separate ways, South go, North go, West go, East go just let everybody go.

Lifestone:
Ibos will need the larger market to thrive. We all need ourselves. That's why we Yorubas are asking for true federalism and resource control and I think this is what the Ibos need and not Biafra

not only Igbo, SW & SS need true federalism. my question is are you going to get it with mere dialogue?

something must kill a man

kolafolabi:
He needs not to show his Family for security purpose.

The family is safe o
They are NOT ANAZ

bigtt76:
Nice one but hope his colleagues won't set him up to be killed one day

This is Nigeria,
you really don't need to worry,
he is from the NOT

SingleDad:
wetin be wipay crew?

alawee, alert alert

SingleDad:
The only way to impress me.

wipay crew spotted

Nawa o

nikkypearl:

Who cover that thing

Mmmmm sist

make I buy land here first

hmmm

Really??

The same substandard Rice people are now craving for but to know avail

Even though I don't say good things about buhari/APC I still have to be sincere with myself that this scheme has really help so many people in the little way it can. my very good friend and brother is a living testimony to this npower stuff. ego aside, sentiment aside, religious mindset aside, remove anger, I'd like to say thanks to buhari/VP/APC for this npower stuff. although you guys can still do better, all we want is a better Nigeria.

stingged:
Some people. Well, I don't know for this guy. This is the same man that said the youths (others) should go to neighboring african countries if they can't leave and/or afford to live in Nigeria due to blown out feeding cost and other expenses.

Now you want their prayers. In you administration was life hard for the youths like this? Instead of using your mentorship to correct things you side and encourage badness that is widely seen even to the blind.

Are you now disappointed in your appointed messiah and now you know the polity is in danger amidst rising tension especially from angered youths hence you need prayers

And someone will just come and talk out of point. You need to study more again as OBJ said. 9 years schooling system. That guy who was accusing Nigerian youths of watching BBnaija and talking on Nairaland.

Is that guy a Nigerian?? Lols grin grin grin grin

Oh dats what you are upset about? Yours is far better. "maybe" I will be able to forgive this man if he withdraw that his statement. and I quote "education is not for poor people".
In a country like 9ja where we have over 170m people, and over 100m people is living in abject poverty, and to think that the president could make such a stupid statement, shows he has nothing valuable to add to mankind let alone his country.
what is existence without education.

very soon the federal govt will declare 7days public holiday so that we can collectively pray for all our past leaders to stay alive forever.