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AmuEwu:
I think I'm falling in love with my dog. Anytime I see him playing with other dogs, I get really jealous and just want to rugby tackle him to the ground and kiss him. I've never felt this way about anyone before let alone a dog. I've even broken up with my girlfriend over it. I've had this dog for 6 years, but only recently have this feeling started to develop. I don't know what to do please help me nairalanders

Please no insults, matured response only

Mods please help me get this to the front page

Lala

I find it mentally disturbing for someone to post this kind of thing and yet ask for MATURE response..... Brother sorry but you are under a strange abnormal influence.... You see the way the world is going now that gays n lesbianism n bisexuals are being accepted.... The perversion will soon lead to marrying animals and then we will have creatures of abomination born by them.... Pls if you are a christian go and tell your pastor and you will get the most mature advice.... If you are not a christian or you are not in a church that has not been polluted by this world's corruption delusion then you are in for a deep twisted fate... Get on your knees and cry out to God for help... Kill that dog or give it out. Go and adjust your life else... What will happen will be too heavy for you to post on NL. There are no comments in the grave. Save yourself now... Besides it shows that you have lots of free time to be able to allow this happen to you.

JESUS LOVES YOU rosalieene ALSO AM HAPPY THAT YOU BOLDLY PUT IN HERE........ Hell is no Joke, and many have forgotten that hell has no ECONOMY.... its a constant blackout, fire that burns with no fuel.... Its sad, someone who has no thought of the afterlife will either comment an insult or something to silence this but guess what... GOD LOVES YOU ALL ANYWAY... please done let him wait forever.

UNFORGIVENESS
MALICE
BACKBITTING
and anything that takes up the place for a relationship with Jesus in our HEARTS.

whenever you remember heaven or hell or the afterlife... pls whisper a prayer for everyone you love cos HEAVEN WONT FEEL HEAVENLY IS OUR LOVED ONES MISS IT.

2sexycom:
Bros, what if I don't want to use normal brick but red brick as seen in that pic?

I didn't say blocks.... I said bricks cos of the pics. So it's the same thing we are both saying.

halfricanadian:
Tank u

Make we argue small na. Emmmmmm shey u no way gist?

halfricanadian:
Family cant dictate for me

Im nt a baby or an infant dey can never ever dictate for me

Dey live their happiness i dont interfere dey are bloody nt interfering in my happiness

so i marry who nd suffer wat comes by my own decision

If sumone makes decisions for me nd i end up suffeeing d bond ties with me nd dat person can never ever b d same till eternity

U talking like im 2 pls reason deep before throwing words at me im nt 2 or 5 yrs old

When you reach 24years and you are married... You will get sense by then

halfricanadian:
Leave me o

I spoke on behalf of myself.
Speak for ursef

I won't leave you o cos after soon you will post your own.... U better reason the matter else family will send you back to the marriage

halfricanadian:
5 years?

I wont even wait for such a man

marriage is accepted by God wen sex is involved

She is nt married d marriage is in d mind

shd dat happen to me i will remarry

So is sex so important that you will end marriage cos of sex.... When you are not a LovePeddler

That's half a plot and it should totally cost 6-7.5 million naira. Cos you will have to use bricks. Nice one tho

Yes 'him' go be Oyel Block.

drawingbook:
current parallel market rate

How much dollar do you have

How much

Forget the money and forget the friendship cos he is lying to you. And you need to contact jumia to give you the payment proof of transaction. Post it here and those of us who are bankers with the same bank will verify for you. It's simple

IamRespected:
The time that u used 2 write all this must have been enough to answer his questions

Idiot, as tho I didn't already know. The time you used to reply could have been enough to help him get more helpless. He could have used his time well

gebhota:
Please i nid ansas nd also wats the price of gionee m4

Pls let's be wise..... If you took the time to write this and you still have to wait this long for answers.... Why didn't you use Google and just end this ignorance on rampage. U have access to Internet o and you expect someone else to do it for you.... Imagine the laziness. I feel it's better to catch fish than to wait for someone o give you fish. Airtel has a website. Pls use Google.

My Bros I hail o but I feel it's only when the thief goes online with your laptop that you can have his identity via the Webcam and this can only happen if you signed up with Microsoft when you were using your system cos a lot of folks ignore it a d end up loosing the only chance of recovery.... Even if your system is formatted it will still notify you.

Yes it's a very good car tho I had to work on raising it from the ground due to bad roads. Pls do the same. Asides that it's also fuel economical

vizkiz:
You are not getting my point. I mean have you ever had a conversation with a white babe and see how interesting it is? You don't need to be a celeb or rich guy before you have an interesting conversation with them

Ohhh ok... Ya u right. Well that's naija girls o

vizkiz:
I think you need to improve your mentality about that. Have you ever had a conversation with a white chick?

Yes and when I send them Skype credit they begin to trust that am not a nigerian that will ask them for money or scam them.

Skin doesn't change anything. Even white girls know our celebs. Am only saying that if you got what it takes they will initiate the chats

danieloy4:
How many of us guys agree with me on this point that most of our Nigerian babes dont chat, they just reply... Especially when you meet and chat with some very annoying types of species on WhatsApp, FB etc

That's your experience o. Some of us have different and better experiences. It's actually based on your worth. If you were a 'davido' or a 'wizkid' or a top person in society.... You will be mostly disturbed by them ladies and you also will get prompt replies and chats. So if you want them to chat with you more then it's sure you gotta improve your status.... Cash things

alexistaiwo:
I operate a lotto agency business and adjacent to my shop is this competitor of mine who had his eyes set on my most valuable customer to the extent that he had started visiting my Customer at his shop to talk bad about me and enquire if the customer in question is willing to play games and this had stopped my customer from coming to my shop to patronise me.
what can I do to stop this menace?
cc. lalasticlala

He visits your customer because you don't. Create good relationship with all your good customers and they will be loyal to you o. Simple business rules.

Electroweb:
Good day,
I need assistance or advise. I have a brother who schooled in Uniben. He supposed to have graduated since 2012. I keep getting stories from him from school fees issue to missing results to he doesn't know why they are delaying him e.t.c. I need advise on how to go about this mostly from people conversant with Uniben system.

Hope it's not computer science department o. Else it's a spiritual problem. Pls confirm. That department is cursed and has diabolic lecturers. It took grace for most of us to graduate. He will graduate and he will go for NYSC. But seek spiritual help o

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Bisjosh:
Who told u that one?

The same people you see in the churches and streets are the ones u also meet online.

Op u can meet your wife anywhere ; be it online or offline

Emmm u may be right but wait till you tell your folks you met online. See meet real people that you can investigate not some online chick that is photoshoped and can get away with lies. Meeting people physically creates more connection than that of offline. Incase you have forgotten our parents had better marriages than that of these days cos they met offline and not thru tweets or hash tags or PMs.

Send us her username and we could apologize on your behalf. OR meet her physically and beg. OR..... USE A PRIVATE NUMBER TO CALL HER OR TEXT HER AND APOLOGIZE, OR A WEB SMS SERVICE. EVEN A WEBSITE FOR FEED CALLS CAN DO THE TRICK.


SHE WILL FORGIVE. BUT THE HURT MAY BE DEEP