GANJAFARMER:
I'm fine ,and you?

I'm great.

GANJAFARMER:

How are you ganja?

Omotayor123:
Not bad.... Creativity in the Making

I swear

I just came across this...Funny!

Isn't this creative? Someone entered one of these Kekes today and saw that the driver had charging ports fixed for his passengers. Nice, huh?

tosyne2much:
You and dis ur grammar sha


At least, dey pity people like us small small na

He is the new Patrick obahiagbon after ronald4lif. They just want to displace the learners here.

terzurum5:

You are on point ma. I sounded this way because looking at some few responses above, I perceived that some ladies just have this wrong believe, that its only the guy who should respect her parents and not the other way round. But I see it as a responsibility for both parties. besides, respect begets respect. Any lady that has been properly groomed to respect her own parents and people generally should never find it a difficult task to do same to her mother inlaw.
#YouCan'tGiveWhatYouDon'tHave#

You are totally right sir.

RONALD4LIF s MENTOR. Come and talk to your Oga to bring down his English to our level. Atleast, we are trying to get yours.

#TEAM TOMFRENCH

terzurum5:

What if you meet a guy that claims to love you and disrespects your parents/relatives?
There are certain things in life that one is expected to learn if you are still not aware. No matter how odd they may appear to you. If you don't respect my parents never expect me to respect yours.

Definitely respect, loyalty and humility has to be the number one thing.... Those steps seem true to me but it'll appear odd if one fakes all that just to be loved. I think it's best one should be his/herself completely and everything will fall in place. Let them see you for who you are and not trying to be something you can't be.

DickDastardly:

Thats how i married. Told my wife back then i was a bricklayer and she was like ''as long as there is life there is hope''. Only for her to visit me and found out i'm an Arab prince equivalent. Naamean

Truthful lie. Hahaha

You did nothing wrong. I think she is just pained now cus she lost her chances whereby trying to blame you for her indecision. It happens!

That feeling you get when you think you are on top of the world.

All these just to be loved in return!.Okay!..What if she doesn't like you at all despite proving those steps? Most times one won't know what they actually want. I pray we meet the understanding ones.

lawrsmith:
her sin is a smaller one,imagine a guy who contested for Mr.NYSC in my camp, at NYSC orientation camp, katsina could not give the meaning of NTA.are you guys surprise?

Hahaha... Truly I wasn't surprised tho. Tension can make one forget the simplest thing so easy. And secondly, that question has nothing related to NYSC. I'm sure he wasn't expecting such an awkward question.

Such a cutie. She looks like a doll

Na really which network.

He is so cute. Playful beautiful pup.

Good one pro, keep it up.

Prodeegee:


Sweetheart...have you seen my new dog?

Not yet. Would love to

tpiadotcom:
another unfunny.

Why are you here then? This is not the joke section.

Cutehector:
Lool.. They r just so lazy.. Infact all adult females are guilty or will be guilty of this, even u trisha.

Imajin ur mom is just so close to her fone, and it rings, she yells ur name so loudly u think its some sort of an emergency and u run and come only for her to tell u to help her get her fone dats just beside her.. So so annoyin

Hahaha Hector, how'd you know I'll be like that. It can be frustrating sometimes you know.

Share yours

Calbarian:


It's illegal to have sex in a public place

I know Calbarian.

I nominate tomfrench

Thank God you've exposed yourselves.

*holds my little sis tight from coming across these type of guys*