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Politics / Re: Fear In Rivers Over Alleged Transfer Of Boko Haram Detainees To P-harcourt by TrishaP(f): 7:59am On Jul 09, 2015
Hmm.. buhari what have we done?

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Fashion / Re: What Women Pass Through All Because Of Beauty (photo) by TrishaP(f): 7:52am On Jul 09, 2015
Haha reminds me of school days, when one would do anything to look good. I've used the electrical iron before back in school, I think I left my hair stretcher at home then.
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Take Her On A Date And She Does This Bros Run by TrishaP(f): 8:57pm On Jul 08, 2015
fyxboss:
na, but why would she decide to chew fishbone.... Trust u sef, u no go fall ma hand
Don't be too sure smiley
Romance / Re: A Friend Needs Advice by TrishaP(f): 8:48pm On Jul 08, 2015
dopeJemi:
He should Make her neat, teach her how to cook, teach her to be smart, make her presentable

I'm sure she's not ugly
Very good answer.

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Romance / Re: Which Man Is Holding A Hoe? (pic) by TrishaP(f): 4:04pm On Jul 08, 2015
I know a hoe as a farming tool and not a human or human grabbing ones as.s
Politics / Re: if you dont know any of these, you shouldn't be discussing nigerian politics by TrishaP(f): 3:58pm On Jul 08, 2015
IBROHIM:
I disagree with you babe, you look ageless! Ever young!!!
grin
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Take Her On A Date And She Does This Bros Run by TrishaP(f): 2:18pm On Jul 08, 2015
jayriginal:


He wanted her to be natural, but not like this grin
But she isn't faking it. That is how she is.. grin
Politics / Re: if you dont know any of these, you shouldn't be discussing nigerian politics by TrishaP(f): 2:00pm On Jul 08, 2015
Person don old sha.
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Take Her On A Date And She Does This Bros Run by TrishaP(f): 12:38pm On Jul 08, 2015
fyxboss:
why won't he be surprised, is that how you would do wen i take you out?
Would you prefer me to use the fork and knife to tear it apart?
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Take Her On A Date And She Does This Bros Run by TrishaP(f): 11:34am On Jul 08, 2015
Why is the guy surprised? grin

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Family / Re: See The Snake I Killed In Front Of My Place Yesterday by TrishaP(f): 11:32am On Jul 08, 2015
starlingslimnet:
Haba she is a young snake and not dangerous.
She?! undecided How'd you know that is a she?

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Literature / Re: Who Is This Monster¿? by TrishaP(f): 10:19pm On Jul 07, 2015
taofeeq137:
Nice...TrishaP...can't wait to read more.
Im filled wif suspense already
It is served. smiley
Literature / Re: Who Is This Monster¿? by TrishaP(f): 10:18pm On Jul 07, 2015
zyzxx:
lol the guy na drama husband oo

welldone Trisha


don't keep us waiting
It is served. Been quite busy tho. Yh the husband is dramatic and loving too. Wait to read more wink

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Literature / Re: Who Is This Monster¿? by TrishaP(f): 10:12pm On Jul 07, 2015
***FLASHBACK***

"Jesus Christ mom!! There you go again! You've got to be kidding me . Not again, dont start with this marriage topic again. Please mom"

 David stood up from the chair where he was sitting in his room, He was almost screaming at his mom for raising such topic to him. His mom is good at it. He actually thought she was coming to give him a better info about something else. He walked to the living room.

"I told you mom i'm not ready and when i am i'll settle with Tayo. There is no way I'm getting married to that girl because you said so. Besides I just met her in the mall the other day me and Joe went to see a movie. I know nothing about her. We haven't even had a normal conversation. She came to uncles anniversary that's where I saw her for the second time."

"Does it mean you won't get to know her more when you two get to finally settle down?! She looks decent, beautiful and loyal. At Mr and Mrs Oringwo ' s wedding anniversary, both of you couldn't stop staring at eachother."

She continued..

"But the both of you talked really well. I had to ask around who that lovely guest was and they told me. I just liked her instantly. We even talked sef!." She said and smiled

"Talked about what?"

" I actually I saw her alone standing by the buffet then I approached her. I talked to her as a mother. I saw her chaplet rapped around her hand then i asked which of the catholic churches she worships. She is such a lovely girl dave".

Dave stopped and stared at her for seconds, thinking of his next reply..

"Mom enough with the flattery. Yes she is pretty but doesn't still change how I feel about Tayo."

"Hmm.... hmm... my son e be like say you no want me and your father to live long."

"Don't say that mom. I'm only doing what's best for me and you'll surely benefit from it."

"Over my dead body..hmm.."

He laughed,

"But How did you see us mom?" he asked smiling..
 
She smiled too and properly sat down on the couch to explain..

 "My son i have two clear eyes. They are still as bright as the sun. So i can see what is happening even though i pretend not to."Look son...She is from the same home town as us. She is very nice and hard working. She worships in the same church as us too though in a different branch. Thats what I want for a daughter in law.

This amazed him, he had to relax back on the couch sitting next to his mom..

"Ok mom how'd you know about her church now?" He asked surprisingly, he was becoming fed up.

" I did my own background check don't worry. I know what is good for my family. We don't have to start going faraway for her marriage. Everything will be right here. So your grandma and grandpa can come witness it too." she grinned

He took a deep breath..

" I know sarcasm when I hear one. Mom you're being unreasonable here. Put yourself in my shoes, Tayo and I have been together since uni days, she has waited for me this long just that I wasn't ready but now I think I am, despite what you and daddy claimed she did."

"Mom nothing you can do to change my mind" he said..


"You dare not bring that LovePeddler to this family as a daughter in law for me. I and your father won't accept that.  Do you know how many times we have seen her around hotel buildings with different men. You won't know because you've not seen reasons to or haven't caught her. You are too busy and blind to know. She is very good at covering up her deeds. There is no way she'll bear our family name or carry my grand children.  Mbanu!" His mother said

Mrs Anderson is a very strong woman that knows how to protect her family name. She tries to make sure her name is out for good.

"Mom I'm sick and tired of this same topic over and over again.  It seems you don't want me around here anymore. Maybe I'll just leave you and your husband and get my own apartment faraway from home.  I can't constantly keep up with this topic each time you come to my side. It's becoming unbearable that anytime we meet that is the next subject that'll pop up. Gosh!!." He said tirelessly. .

"Dave my son, even if you go faraway I'll come around and you know we'll be the ones to approve on your marriage. But don't even think about leaving here."

"And if I do?"

"Don't try it o! I'm your mother and I'm too old for that"

"Then Stop bugging me with that"

" I will, only if you'll do what we all want.  Trust me your mother for once, you won't regret this."

He Stopped listening to what she was blabbing and turned on his tv to watch a live match.  He left it on Supersport 10, Chelsea and Barcelona  were playing,  just then his club Barcelona scored that made him to jump up and scream 'GOAL!!!' It made his mom fidget and she understood her son wasn't interested again.  He always looked for a way to dismiss her and that was the best plight. She stood up

"Okay it's obvious you're chasing me out, I'm going. Make sure you come over for dinner"

"I'll try"

"You should... today there'll be a very nice delicacy. We have a new chef now and he makes the best supper"

"Ok mom, will still try" "I'll just ask the maid to bring mine over." he whispered to himself
She looked at her son, shooked her head and left.

Dave took a deep breathe and exhaled relieved he was done with that stage with his mom. He looked for every means not to bump into her or meeting up with her and dinner isn't a good idea.

****to be continued ****
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: How NEPA Was Mocked In Lagos by TrishaP(f): 9:34pm On Jul 07, 2015
ronald4lif:


Not only Nepa. Police own dey worse. I go prostrate beg my papa to resign if say he is a police officer.
grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: How NEPA Was Mocked In Lagos by TrishaP(f): 9:14pm On Jul 07, 2015
Truth24:

Modify @bolded
@your dp, what shade of lipstick and eyeliner did you use?
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: How NEPA Was Mocked In Lagos by TrishaP(f): 9:04pm On Jul 07, 2015
People working with nepa needs serious prayers because the kind of cause citizens render on them is enough to send them to their early grave.

If my dad works with nepa, I'll beg him to resign I swear. .
Health / Re: Hey Ladies, I Hope This Is Useful Information For You by TrishaP(f): 8:44pm On Jul 07, 2015
Thanks op

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Romance / Re: How Do I Photoshop My Boobs For Facebook? by TrishaP(f): 7:33pm On Jul 07, 2015
Funniest question.

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Romance / Re: My Babe Just Told Me "No More Sex" by TrishaP(f): 7:32pm On Jul 07, 2015
Respect her decision. There is no harm in abstinence. smiley

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Romance / Re: How My Girlfriend Failed My Fidelity Test. by TrishaP(f): 3:09pm On Jul 07, 2015
Pchidexy:


A typical Naija girl. Unnecessarily materialistic without worthing it. Lazy n always assuming.
Smh.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Love To Marry/dating A Man That Is Older Than Them by TrishaP(f): 2:54pm On Jul 07, 2015
For experiences, Maturity and respect.
Romance / Re: How My Girlfriend Failed My Fidelity Test. by TrishaP(f): 2:50pm On Jul 07, 2015
I guess you're expecting us to give you a round of applause for that ba?

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Romance / Re: Who's Hotter? *pics by TrishaP(f): 2:46pm On Jul 07, 2015
Lol @Nosemary.
Romance / Re: How To Know You're In For Assignments Mugu/Boyfriend by TrishaP(f): 10:13pm On Jul 06, 2015
I think you're to say "Mugu" or "Friendzone".
Family / Re: My Wife Shows No Affection by TrishaP(f): 11:27pm On Jul 05, 2015
naijaboiy:

Hmmm...but I think the Op has already done that. but yet no change.
I think there is more to his complains than meet the eyes.
Romance / Re: Read The Experience Of A Woman With Waiting Until Marriage To Have Sex by TrishaP(f): 10:57pm On Jul 05, 2015
It is a matter of choice.
Family / Re: My Wife Shows No Affection by TrishaP(f): 10:54pm On Jul 05, 2015
naijaboiy:
God help me not to marry such type of a woman. lipsrsealed

I hate emotional stress. undecided
It's only normal especially after having kids. The only solution is communication and understanding.
Literature / Re: Who Is This Monster¿? by TrishaP(f): 10:06am On Jul 05, 2015
Her phone got her out of her thoughts.. she looked for where the sound was coming from, obviously from her purse, she hadn't touched it since yesterday.  She got it and looked at the screen for the caller.. it was Kiki her bestie.

'Hello kiks'

'Hello smiley face'

 She giggled

'How are you this beautiful morning'

'I'm fine kiks'

'I know that Jenny.  I'm not supposed to call now you know na, you both should be busy by now with umm..." she cleared her throat not finishing her statement

Jenny laughed..

'It's okay you called I was kind of busy with my thoughts"

"Thinking about what already? I hope no stress" KiKi asked already suspecting something. She knows her best friend very closely and understands when something isn't right with her.

"No, nothing to worry about" Jenny answered

"Okay I'm just here making sure you're fine, you know how it is with him" KiKi said knowing how David can be sometimes. He can be an arse sometimes.

'I know. He is fine infact we are fine. So How did it go yesterday with the hall?" Jenny asked changing the subject

Kiki is her best friend and also an event planner. Kiki planned her wedding.
The reception hall was in a mess when they left. They hadn't known when it rains the reception courtyard gets flooded due to the lack of drainage. And the flood comes with waste lingering around the streets.
 The hall is one of the top event centre in phc dline, people mainly use it during dry seasons because of the situation when it rains. Kiki hadn't known about it before booking. She saw it as a big hall for her friends perfect wedding. The hall is situated in a good site close to one of the biggest relaxation spot in PHC. The guest did their usual complains and they had to wait for the flood to go down the drain before driving out.

"Everything is fine now. I'm really sorry about yesterday. The way people overhyped that hall made me to rush and book, and it was close to the road and a very good site too.

"It's okay, I just hope there wasn't any more issue when we left?"


 "No, not at all. I'll be meeting up with the photographer today by 3pm to get your pictures and videos. It'll be in my possession till you're back."

"Ok miss, but no first me see my video o!"

That made Kiki to laugh

"Trust me na, I've already watched some parts of it...hehehe"

"Na your way na"

They were still talking when she heard the door handle twisted open, in came David. He was with a white towel on his neck, guess he just came back from a sports. She was glad to see him.

'Okay kiks we'll talk later. I have to go. Bye"

"Okay bye"

The call went off

"Good morning sunshine"

she left the bed with so much smile and happiness on her face moving to him. She stopped on her tracks when he pulled out his box and started tossing in his clothes. He brought out a grey tshirt and a pair of black Jean with a shoe.

"Baby where have you been? Been looking all over for you" Jenny asked looking at what he was doing.

"Why?" He asked

"Umm....I didn't find you on the bed when I woke up"

"Ok I'm here now, what is it?"

"I hope it's not what I'm thinking you are doing?"

"What exactly does it look like? I'm getting ready to move out"

"Oh my God, Honey please stop please" she moved to stop him

"Don't" he side eyes her with a not so good stare.

"Were you at the gym?

"Yea, why?"

"You're sweating, looking hot and sexy"

That almost made him smile but why couldn't he? What could possibly be bothering him that he won't open up to her but thereby making her uncomfortable.

"Put your things together we'll be leaving soon. I've informed  the driver, he'll be here soon" David said

"You must be joking right?!" She asked

"You know me when I'm not joking"

"Don't be ridiculous Dave,  you know the money is not refundable. Plus we are supposed to be here for 3 months and we be barely stayed 24hrs. I can't believe you haven't changed. You told me you have but you are still portraying some of it. We can stay here a month or two, whatever thing that is bothering will be sorted out here."

Dave acted like she wasn't even talking to him.. he was busy tossing in cloths

"OH MY GOD what time is it??" She shouted like she remembered something

"12pm, what is it?"

"We are supposed to be in church for our Thanksgiving."

"Yes I know"

"You got up early before me and you didn't even wake me up to get ready"

She ran to her phone on the bed to check for missed calls, she saw 35 missed calls and 3 messages from her mom, her brother and her parents in law. She hadn't seen it when she answered kiks call...

"Jeez how come I didn't hear the phone ring? How did I slept so deep? Why didn't  I remember it's today? Kiki didn't even ask me, is it that she wasn't in church either? She asked none but herself...

"Your parents called..."

"I know"

"What did you tell them?"

"That you were sleeping and didn't want to go to church."

"And where were you when they called?"

"At the new house checking if they had finished with it?"

She looked at her husband for whole 20 seconds wondering if he was normal..
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is This toddler Trying To Do On The ATM. by TrishaP(f): 10:22pm On Jul 04, 2015
Aww so cute. Reminds me of my little sister. She is trying to withdraw na op. That is not a teenager op.

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