₦airaland Forum

kettykin:
This was the controversial 1963 census that set Nigeria on a path and trajectory of no return. If you want accurate census check the census before 1940, and you can use the right census toll to extrapolate for 2026

You want to use almost an 100-year old census to do base level comparison. Interesting

Benoxvals:
The koko is that the man is broke now and he needs all the help he can get.Wale for allow the guy to receive all the help he can get from the public.
You gave them car at the peak of their career mean that their pay is not even enough to purchase one.This is exactly what happened to 2face with Kennis records on the track,African Queen.
He has a house in Ogun?Oh please.
Papa Ajasco may has failed the plan but he didn’t plan to fail.
I can still remember the tapping of the barehead,gigbigigbigigbi and the smile on my father’s face back in the good old days…God bless your soul Pops.
If a crowdfund is set up,I will kindly donate.

Go and donate to the poor people in your street and stop fooling yourself. There are people around you that need help, you have not helped them but you are here forming online philantropist.

agentarcher:
A competition of two legs. From your logic why didn't Dortmund go through after winning the first leg? Football has some of the most delusional people you will see in the name of football banter. Tottenham a team fighting relegation in EPL made it to the round of 16 in the champion league. Crazy part is the same Tottenham won the Europa why in the similar situation. A 2-0 result and Liverpool are through, 1-0 and arsenal is through, if by some miracle Newcastle wins the second leg they are through. Chelsea, Man city and Tottenham are the ones with mountains to climb. The crazy part is all 6 English team made it through the group phase. Why didn't all the Spanish teams, all the Italian teams, all the German teams, all the French teams make it through? Let's forget banter and wait until the competition is over to judge who did well. PSG who won it last year were written off. The Barcelona people said will win it only ended in the semi. Inter Milan that removed Barca went on to have a horrible final.

Crazy thing is that by virtue of the fact that they qualified in the top 8 (five of them), they were all playing away from home bar Newcastle. Yet La Liga fanboys won't allow us rest. The only surprising result was City. Liverpool can qualify easily. Arsenal is in a good position. Chelsea bleeped up in the last 10 minutes. Tottenham stood no chance. And Newcastle need to win at Camp Nou or draw and leave it to the gods to decide.

Five out of six of them played away from home. Yet, La Ligasexuals won't allow us rest.

When 6/6 qualified for the round of XVI, you guys claimed it was not a big deal.

Suddenly, losing in the same round of XVI is a big deal.

PulaPower:
This World Cup might end up being a total joke..

Many countries are even reluctant to participate..

I knew problem don enter football the moment USA started getting involved..

Because of Iran? Lol

"Her supporters"

Nigeria would not kill me before my time.

JobsLever:
Your master that doesn't want you people to be successful in the AC why is he scared of providing detailed explanation on how to answer AC questions, someone is providing a resource to help others at least have an idea and understand how to answer AC questions, you are here talking rubbish, see members in this thread a lot of people are not happy probably during their time they didn't have this opportunity so they don't want to share solutions to those ac questions so that una no go pass, una master instead of offering solutions to ac questions him dey write only STAR Technique, the guy is even scared of sharing solutions to ac questions so that una no go pass. This na person when say him attend AC 2015.

Tf is wrong with you? There's no way I would look at the way you have behaved in the past couple of days and see you as the kind of person that I would be interested in buying thier materials. Not sure how getting called out for using AI in all your responses has now become something that you would be debating for days now.

SMH

captainbangz:
1.5m per month? Wow, there's been speculations of it being around 90m per annum, like 7.5m per month. LOL

Lol. So let's say annual salary was actually 90M, you believe you would get everything as a monthly pay? At least 40m of that amount would come as benefits, allowances, and bonuses. So the maths is not mathing

Calibrator:
Weekly Update: Nairaland FA Cup and Bongo FA Cup tables after GW29

Resurgence begins next Gameweek!

Cup games are so weird. Ibime with over 70+ points more than the next ops is in 8th.

JobsLever:
Yes, NLNG sometimes allows virtual assessment center for candidates abroad, but the standard format is physical assessment centers in Nigeria, and approval depends on the NLNG recruitment team.

Lol

prinsam30:
I av said this countless times, United is winning this league Una think say na joke

This one na just ignorant fan. Always setting the team for drags yet first to down tools when things ain't working.

Treasure17:
Let's be real. United should not hire Carrick on a permanent deal. All this initial gragra is eyes service. Amorin did far better than this when he started and we all know how it ended.

Exactly why I don't argue with clueless lots online. Amorim did far better than what?

grandstar:
What is the point of having an exchange you can not defend? The CBN only had $3.99bn in net foreign reserves - the actual forex the CBN had access to, and not the gross sum when Emefiele left office. The Central Bank was also owing purchasers of forex $7bn. It was an utter mess.

Today, the net foreign reserves are over $20bn.

The argument that meeting foreign debt obligations will be horrendious when the local currency is devalued is overblown.

It is the least worst option in most.

Where in my statement did I ask for the currency to be defended? Your VP claims the currency can gain as much as 50% against the $, but the CBN is actively pushing back. I am asking you to highlight the metrics that can drive such an appreciation against the strongest currency in the world, you are yapping about economic principles.

JobsLever:
Haha, fair point 😅. You are probably right — for Graduate Trainee recruitment, NLNG usually does the entire assessment centre in one day. My earlier comment was more of a general note for other types of assessment centres where some companies split stages.
You are right though, spreading it over multiple days for 50 to 100 candidates would be logistically expensive and unnecessary. Thanks for clarifying! 👍

Instead of agreeing to the errors in your ways, you decide to have Chatgpt write responses for you

grandstar:
$1 to N1,000 would be catastrophic for all 3 tiers of government. When all 3tiers of goveenment are paid their dollar based renumeration in Naira, their revenue would collapse.

This would lead to big holes in their revenue projections.

But paying high naira interest for USD denominated loans that shoot up from less than 1,000 naira/$1 to over 1,500/$1 in a very short time didn't collapse the economy. Continue fooling yourself

Either the average Nigerian doesn't understand basic economics or this thread has been overrun by clowns.

Imagine saying the Naira would have appreciated by 50% against the dollar in less than a month but the CBN decided to intervene to keep things stable.

And there are actual graduates that believe this and are actively defending it. On what basis is the appreciation coming from? Did you revalue your naira or is there something that I am missing here? Anyways, Shettima knows his target audience and seems like they have been lapping to the news. APCdogs for a reason

Artsynatty:
You finished your numerical reasoning, yeah?

No, funny how I can't remember. I think I was able to solve 7-8, then breeze through the rest since we had to technically touch every question.

Anonby1:
Ahhh, I want to be like you when i grow up

This was for the job focused assessment though.

Vickqwerty:
Exactly! That’s just my kind of person…I’m thorough. I was being so careful during the job-focused assessment that the system actually sent me a pop-up notification. That “We noticed that you are slow, if you can’t see the question clearly contact your recruiter.” Did anyone here got that notification as well?

Mine was the reverse, ''you are moving a bit too fast, this assessment is not timed''

Sensiblewizard:
I just know I've seen this name on this thread. Was going through the custodian thread and found your name. Can I send a DM?

Hahaha, yeah you can send a DM.

Love800:
That means it wasn't a high-venomous snake.
Let the type that bite that female singer in abuja just by-mistakenly gain access to you guys farm, then una eye go clear.

You guys better know a hospital that have anti-venom just incase and also knowledge of first-aid that will sustain you before accessing an hospital.
And lastly try not to get bitten by wearing safety-boots and being high-alerted in the farm.

No traditional methods/medicine can heal a potent snake bite.

This is fooling sha

SmartPolician:
Why are they overwhelming the major telcos? Look for smaller companies to provide such services at the airport and encourage major telcos to cover rural communities so that APC won't have a reason to rig 2027 election results

Overwhelm the big Telcos? What does that mean exactly?

airsaylongcome:
The time between SHL and AC was toooo long in that recruitment. Some people moved on.

And I think they conducted a “mop-up” AC for the no-shows. I think.

Plus there were folks that turned down the final offer. So yeah, “wild people” dey

Turned down the offer? Anyways, from now till August/Sept is a longgggggggggg time. A lot could happen to justify turning it down, so I get.

airsaylongcome:
On second thought, it may have been their report.

5 no-show at AC level is crazy. Thank you.

UcBren:
We bless God

Has anyone ever gone to an AC before?

I have but I think CaptEngr has given an impressive breakdown of what to expect.

DeLaRue:
MTN should not be allowed to own IHS 100%

And why is that? You allow monopoly in many sectors but when it comes to certain business, then you lots remember national priority.

I finally did mine, not great but not bad.

My advice especially for the numerical is to max the cheap questions. There would be questions that would give you SHOULD save enough time on. And there's always one question that was set to waste your time. For me, it was my 6th question if I had ignored it. I would have finished the rest EASILY but I tried to solve it and burnt valuable time.

So simple advice, set a mental timer for each question if you see a question that has taken 2x of your time. Please move on.

The deductive reasoning part was fair.

Thegreatest76:
Bro has been bitter about it since and I haven’t seen nothing on here either.

-Like, you have made your decision. Just be happy about it and move on. I left mine till today/tomorrow because I work Mon-Fri.

airsaylongcome:
At this stage, trust me you are best served not being on those groups. If you think those recruiting aren’t on those groups and taking notes, then I have an airport to sell you

I am not interested in seeing questions, I think knowing the sections is enough for me. I just find it weird he keeps referencing questions leaking like it was leaked here or there is anything that can be done. It is expected for tests like this with elongated test dates.

You DECIDED to write early. You didn't drop ''update'' which is fine, it is at your own discretion but you keep complaining about questions dropping everywhere. Meanwhile, there is nothing here that relates to question leaking. Do you think we all belong to your secret whatsapp groups?

DeltaBachelor:
How do you also know she isn’t saying the truth ?

That's why you should focus on talking about what she said, instead of attacking another that you have not heard from.

CaveAdullam:
1. What we must understand clearly is that children are products of the lust and pleasures of their parents.

No child begged to be born. But it's a reality every child and adult must grow up to understand and accept.

To prove further, many children will never choose their parents if they have the sole authority at the fetus or embryonic stage. Or even in infancy.

2. No one should be denied anything. Especially if they have worked for it, deserved it, and matured enough to handle it.

3. However, we must come to terms with realities. Instead of wishful thinking and hopeful expectations.

4. The truth is that people with disabilities will not be treated the same way as able-bodied people. There's an innate tendency to view them as lesser than other humans. It's the same in the animal kingdom. You must be whole and capable to lead the pack or group.

You can't force people to accept them. The highest you can do is to make sure they are protected and not discriminated against. So, any form of dislike you have for the disabled should remain and burn inside your heart. Because the disabled deserve love and companionship, too.

4. If you asked that actor if there's something he can change about himself before he lists 1 -,5, he will definitely mention his height.

But here he is reproducing a girl child with the same defect. A child who will definitely wrestle with her identity, her nature, and human instinctual tribalism.

That child never asked to be born. She never.

Inaugurating her into the same party of casual hate and discrimination and even low self-esteem and doubt the father witnessed in his lifetime is wholesale ignorance at best and foolishness at worst.

5. His desperation and love for a child should have made him seek the creme de la creme of medical procedures that can assure him a quality offspring. No matter the effort he must have placed into that prior (which I seriously doubt), it pales if this child is the best he came up with.

6. It comes down to the selfishness we're talking about.

If that wasn't the case, he would have lusted without reproducing or reproduced a child with quality genes.

This is unfair.

7. Normal adults have it difficult in life not to talk of adults with disabilities.

He has set that child on an existential crisis familiar to him.

8. The ironic part of this whole family saga is that he will now and forever prefer a child without his dwarf traits. However, to feel happy, he will come up with a series of rationalizations for loving his child - of course, he should.

9. This is not ignorance. This is pure selfishness minced with foolishness and iced with lust.

Humans and animals have an innate desire to reproduce. But to ensure the survival of your species you must reproduce quality genes that would not be conquered by a superior genes or tribe.

10. The world is not a friendly place.

It's better to adapt to reality than hope things go your way.

And that's why some animals have horns, some have venoms, some have shells, some appear fearful, etc. Humans with a higher intelligence should know better.

Thanks.

This is beautiful

Dicey one.

I am of the opinion that certain disabilities should be allowed to die a natural death by avoiding reproducing but man by nature is selfish. Nkubi wants to have kids, despite the implication and he has every right to. The Dr. is coming from a place of science and the reason he suggested the brother is to keep the child within the family.

So I totally get both sides.