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27naira:
^^ see her pink panther's Pant  


How on God's perfect planet did this make the front page? ohhh! So, there is a VIP CABAL in NL now ehh?

somebody hold me now before i break bottle  

So, OP is a virgin? you mean her koko hasn't wrapped around tushee before?   anyway, congrats, we don hear.

[size=13pt]Time go reach when person go piss yellow urine for toliet come use am open thread and one zombie MOD go carry am come front page because the OP dey inside NL CABAL [/size] 

coupe-boy:
Why is it that nearly 95% of nairalanders talking about valentine's day celebration,thinks towards bleeping? Is there no other things to do wit ur girl than bleeeeeeping Haba! Make wuna diversify una thinking,

Because to them, "Love" means gifts. And because i gave you a gift, i have to bleep you!
Therefore, Gifts + Bleep= LOVE!

It turns the essence of VAL's day on it's head!(That's if it has any essence!) February 14 will NEVER hold any significance for me, and left with me, it should be christened FOOLS DAY, because, there are actually more FOOLS that'll be manifested on that day!

Wislet:
kid mentality that thinks everyone needs something from u.

BOYFRIEND GIVING U MONEY, instead of THINKING OF A WAY TO GET A JOB TO HELP HIM REDUCE THE BLOOD PRESSURE, knowing he is shouldering a lot of responsibilities!

Show that friend this page, and let her learn-if she wants to have a husband that will live long for her.
Annoying.
[size=18pt]I neva collect ordinary recharge card[/size], na for a man to shoulder my responsibilities-when i'm nt yet his wife!

If u love that man, get a job! Minimize bugging him for anything. Let him enjoy his youth and not grow old fast!

Mr, Cork:
Bro.  [size=20pt]ther are many Oceans in the fishes.[/size]  Nigerian women cannot be trusted.  Forget her mennnnnn!

Chimezie198:
Guys of d ladies?

The more foolish one, who has nothing better to do with money!

mitchyy:
How much do you spend on Valentine's Day?
No one will hold it against you if you resort to some cost-effective creativity in the name of love.
Here are some of the best ideas for a Valentine's Day on a budget – which won't break the bank, or anyone's heart.

Date Ideas

The Romantic Meal for Two
If you feel that the romantic meal out for two is an obligatory part of the celebrations, then there are ways to go out without spending a small fortune.
Go online, check magazines and newspapers to see restaurants who may be doing special promotions. There are also a good number of discount-giving sites in Nigeria who often have special offers on meals.
Of course, you could also consider moving the date by fixing the date the weekend before valentine since it falls on a working day.

Do Lunch
Restaurants will be extremely packed for dinner on Valentine’s Day. To avoid the crowds and save some cash, have lunch! We know you can't afford that time on a working day so you can decide to move it to the saturday or sunday after Valentine.
Most restaurants have a cheaper lunch menu and can be helpful if you’re on a budget.

Staying in
This idea has been adopted by lots of couples even those with good financial means to afford the elaborate date in fancy restaurants.
Since you might both be dashing to work the next day you can make this very short. Find a store that offers a take home meal and serve by candlelight with a bottle of wine over a short romantic movie before going to bed.
This option is preferable because it affords you and that special one some privacy away from the prying eyes of others.


Home-made Gift Ideas

1. Go through Papers and magazines that contain Valentine inspired stories; cut out relevant words and phrases and attach them to a piece of cardboard.
Or Simply attach a photo of you and your partner, and write where the photograph was taken and what the memory means to you.
These cards will won't cost up to 200 naira to create, and will be infinitely more personal and meaningful than anything the shops have to offer.


2. Write down 10 things you love about your partner on a sheet of paper and stick it somewhere they will see it first thing in the morning, such as inside their wardrobe or on the bathroom mirror.

3. Take some pictures of the two of you together and place them in chronological order of events of when you met first, years of togetherness in relationship and so on. Frame them together or create a hand-made album and gift it to your beloved. It goes without saying she/ he will be impressed.

4. This valentine season, there would be lots of giveaway contests, where they would offer wonderful gifts and prizes. Try and enter as many contests as possible and convince your partner to join as well. With your beloved by your side there is a high chance that you might turn incredibly lucky and might as well win the contests.

5. Take a little trouble of creating an at-home spa day for your mate the weekend before or after Valentine. When you deliver the gift in a basket, make sure you add inexpensive candles, bubble bath, rose petals, facial mask and scrub. Let your loved one get the full experience of the spa and relax for a while.
In order to play on this idea quite a bit, you can also give him/ her a refreshing massage and rejuvenate the senses. This is an excellent gift idea to your valentine, something that is very innovative as well as within your budget.

These ways you'll be giving a gift that your partner will remember throughout the year.

Your criticisms as usual are welcome.

Where on earth will i have time for this? And why would you need a budget to spend on the so called love day? Must you spend on a day dedicated to the so called Pastor Valentine?

mamalola19:
just come back as you.
nl should not change who u r
never so far as you r being real
i can take it just minimize fights
killx come back

Inked_Nerd:
I'm replying based on how you worded your response so stop acting as though I just presented you with new information. With that being said, you said "Leave his house in a mess anytime he wants to invite each one over. A caring lady will notice the state of his house and do something about it.", "Always suggest eating out. . . " which lead to my comment about cooking and cleaning. You used those lines as though such tests are the only ways to determine if someone can or will make a good wife--these are YOUR words, not mine. Being at a crossroad is no reason to employ lame brain ideas. No woman's duty is too cook and clean. Just because YOU choose to assert these indoctrinated gender roles doesn't make it true. Like I said before, had the script been flipped and a woman came here talking about testing a man financially, you and your likes would be getting up in arms and proclaiming that there is more to a man than his money. Everything which I have mentioned about cooking and cleaning are in relation to the implied comments which YOU made. All I simply did was decipher it. You laid the foundation to this implication, not I.

Let's just say you are missing the point. This aint about gender compartmentalization! This is about using the minute details to differentiate btw 2 women he's finding hard to make a choice from!!

Inked_Nerd:
A woman's "role" or purpose in life is not to be your personal maid or personal cook. Your the sort that would have the audacity to open your mouth and complain if a woman decided to test a man on his finances. There more to women than just cooking and cleaning and if you choose to limit your thinking that just that then I feel sorry for the woman who may some day become a permanent fixture in your life.

Inked_Nerd:
Oops, I made a mistake. Biko, no vex

Issorai. . .

Inked_Nerd:
LOL

I'll play the poster in these roles if given the opportunity. I'm quite sure I can be just as convincing as she can

I'll play Henry. . . He was the one that Mimi finally followed.

egbeman1:
Meet this chick on fb late dec 2011,demaned for her pin n she gave me.We pinged,and i did most of the calls initialy,later she took over and did most of the callings.She called me like mininimum of 1hr daily.We met for the 1st and last tym Jan this year.We had fun dat day,romanced but no sex,cos she claimed to be a virgin.The calls lingered and we had several ups n dwns until she became broke and couldn't call frequently.Assu called off the strike she went bck to skl,but still didn't call me often.I wnt to skl for my registration last week and called to see her,but she said dat she was outside the school and can't see me.I was upset and insulted her on bbm,i even said the worst ting she hate to hear.I later apologizd and begged her to call me,but she didn't.

We'v met just once.A friend suggested dat she's fade up.But i still want to seek ur opinions first.

Wat do u tink guys?

uniqueren:
Poster ---- uche jumbo

mimi-----rita Dominic

henry----van vicker

peter.----[s]most likely to be nonso diobi or ''Tony umezie''[/s]