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Good morning all. First of all, I want to appreciate Ynnk for this wonderful thread and for the free lessons. Please don't think I want to derail the thread. I learned to crochet in 2005, and its been a good source of extra income for me since then. I'm based in Abuja, and a lot of my orders come from exposure on Facebook, so if you make something, don't feel self-conscious about showing it off, because a lot of people wish they had your skill! I just wanted to share a few details that have helped me since I learned to crochet. Shopping I do most of my shopping on www.lovecrochet.com. They are UK based, and ship within 2 weeks. I just received an order at my home address, so they are reliable. If you can buy off amazon though, go for that option, as they stock thread and sell some nice cheap acrylic yarn (Redheart) at reasonable prices. I don't know how to shop on amazon and receive the goods in Abuja, so I don't bother. I bought a complete set of hooks off the website above, ranging from a 1.5mm all the way up to a 15mm for bulky yarn. It took some time before I could save enough for it, but it was a worthwhile investment. Assistance I would be glad to help anyone who may have issues with charted patterns. Charts are not graphs, please! I am afraid of graph patterns, so I just avoid them, and thankfully none of my customers has commissioned one yet! If you need a complete list of links, just reply and I will post them on this thread, but ONLY IF Ynnk is okay with that! |
Good morning. I have just completed the survey. I'm excited to get started! |
radragan:I'm sorry to bother you, but the link still doesn't work. Is there some other way I can subscribe? I am very interested in joining. |
I am over 30. Glad to join this thread |
I have received your mail and replied. However, the survey link posted here isn't working. |
I am interested, please. |
I sent you a mail with 2 samples of my work |
Stephen King It Black House Duma Key The Shining Doctor Sleep The Sun Dog Misery Gerald's Game The Regulators/Desperation |
She smiled, turned and left, her heart racing, her palms sweating as she waited for the call. It never came. No one would ever question her actions. When, 6 months after the relationship began, she noticed his odd new habit of taking his phone to the toilet, her gut told her something was off, but she chose to ignore it. After a while, he stopped doing that and completely out of the blue, apologized to her and said he would try harder. In her heart, she stored the first stone. A month later she had been drowsy from a hard day at work, dozing off on the couch when suddenly he sprang to his feet and said he had to go out because his friend called and there was an emergency. "But your phone didn't ring, sweets" she said, apropos of nothing. His eyes darted away and back to her face, like smooth pebbles over mud. In that instant, she knew he was lying as her gut rolled over. "Erm, it did but eh...you know you were so sleepy", he blustered as he grabbed his keys and practically ran out. She didn't see him until the next night after work. She said nothing about his friend's impromptu "emergency". In her heart, she placed a second stone next to the first. By the time they had been together a year, she knew of 3 other women he was seeing regularly as well. In a blazing rage, she confronted him about them, and asked if her wanted to break up so she wouldn't stand in his way. He knelt before her, supplication in every gesture as he promised to do better by her, to change his ways and focus on their relationship. She never confronted him, or asked him about the other women again. But she was storing her stones. She could see them sometimes in the succeeding months, those stones in her heart. They were slowly becoming a wall to seal off her love for him from herself. With each new indiscretion he committed, she built it. Each stone had a name, even though he'd given her none. She christened them herself, in her pain and sorrow. The Girl From Work, The Woman Who Sent the Nude Selfie, The School Friend he Claimed was Stalking Him... At the end of their second year, he had gotten them a dinner reservation, and she thought he would propose. When dessert came, he told her he had met someone else, and that he didn't want to be with her anymore. She stared into her lime and mango sorbet and said nothing. Her wall was so high now that she felt nothing, simply watched the words come out of his mouth. And then, in that numbness, she heard a click in her head and decided to end his life. So she made all the right noises, cried a little and asked him to take her home. Perhaps he felt sorry for her, for as they got into bed, he held her close, kissing her lips and stroking her throat. She was drifting off to sleep when she felt him slide into her. How peculiar to lie here and not feel anything, she thought. And to think that his touch used to inflame me! The next morning, a Saturday, she got him breakfast as always. She had a routine for this, a pattern that comforted her. Today she went through the motions calmly, almost zombie-like. She was calm when she locked the door, shut the windows and put on his Afro-beat music. The neighbours knew he listened to loud music on Saturday mornings as he did his chores. She was calm when the tomatoes splattered oil on her arm, when the tray was set, when she made his coffee and poured the contents of a bottle of insecticide in his egg stew and stirred, humming softly to herself. She was calm as she watched him eat every bite of his delicious last meal, watching the yam go in his mouth and understanding that even his irritating chewing was another stone. She was calm when he threw up and screamed in pain, clutching his stomach. He died noisily, spasming on the floor like a beached whale. She smelled his bowels as they evacuated, but still she was calm. How like him to be so full of shit! she thought. When he finally stopped twitching, she washed the dishes, took a shower and put all her things in the boot of her car. It took 4 trips, but she managed, working like an automaton. Only then did she allow herself to feel something other than that deathly calm. She could feel the strength and impenetrability of that wall, and wondered if she mightn't go and get some frozen yogurt today, as a special treat to herself. The idea cheered her up as she smiled, turned and left. Trublvr 27/08/2015 |
That's a gaboon viper. Very distinctive markings, quite vicious and aggressive reptile. |
The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold - page 183 Imajica by Clive Barker - page 122 |
remedies4a:And what is "sexual harassment law" exactly? The first thing people ask even if a woman is raped in Nigeria is, "What did you do to trigger it?" If you can, get another job and pray that your new boss is different. I tried reporting my old boss that was harassing me for sex(was in a new generation bank), and all Head Office wanted to know was why I was complaining about a "non-issue" like my regional manager trying to put his hand up my skirt, yet I was not meeting targets? There is no law that protects women from sexual crimes/violence in Nigeria, pure and simple. If its there, no one fears it. |
I LOVED that show as a child! Stewed Apples was the studio manager [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1accrO20fw] |
What dreams May Come (1998) The Return of the King |
1. The Boondocks - Judo Flip by Asheru 2. Game of Thrones - Ramin Djawadi (this is actually my ringtone!) 3. CSI New York - Baba o'Riley by The Who 4. Futurama - Christopher Tyng 5. Golden Girls - THank you for being a friend by Andrew Gold |
[quote author=depopson post=31375001][/quote]If you're working off a chart, it can be confusing. If its a written pattern, just do it stitch by stitch. There's nothing that can be done about the foundation chain being floppy, though. You need to use you're non-dominant hand and maintain your tension. I'm not too good at explaining, sorry. If you need more help, send me email on fyigro2002@yahoo.com |
OP, well done! Are you based in Abuja, by any chance? I crochet too (strictly to order tho), and would like to connect with a like-minded crafter. Send me a pm if you're interested. @depopson, I'd be glad to explain if you give me an idea of what's confusing you? |
“Robert Neville looked out over the new people of the earth. He knew he did not belong to them; he knew that, like the vampires, he was anathema and black terror to be destroyed. And, abruptly, the concept came, amusing to him even in his pain. ... Full circle. A new terror born in death, a new superstition entering the unassailable fortress of forever. I am legend.” - I am Legend by Richard Matheson. That phrase "the unassailable fortress of forever" just caught my eye. I really enjoyed this novella. |
1. Inception 2. Westworld 3. The Day of the Triffids 4. Serenity 5. The Thing 6. Jurassic Park 1 7. The Fountain Tv series: Fringe, The X-Files, The 4400, Lost, Firefly and The Twilight Zone |
OP, do as he says. Wash those clothes sharply! Its a submissive attitude that a woman needs to cultivate before marriage. Whatever he tells you to do, do and don't complain. When you finish the laundry, sweep his house, polish his shoes and wipe his arse for him also! And stop complaining. You are a woman, therefore doing laundry is encoded in your DNA. Its all part of showing off your "submissive" side... |
coded336:So, she did to you exactly what you did to your ex? Karma's a beeyotch, ain't it? |
Mprex:I have had a male hairdresser cut my hair twice, braid my hair once, and my regular nail technician is a guy. Not one of them was gay. In fact, the guy that braided went on at length about my natural hair, how soft it felt, and how he wanted his gf to go natural. Men just bring a certain professionalism to hairdressing that women lack. A man will get your hair did right, regardless of his mood, or your appearance. He just wants to do a good job so you'll pay him his due. But female hairdressers may not do such a good job because they work according to their moods, whether or not they quarreled with their S.O. that day, and/or whether or not they feel threatened or intimidated by your height/colour/boobs/whatever... Give me a male hairdresser anyday, abeg. |
tonididdy:Sorry for the late reply. I use Sunola for my baking, and I haven't had any complaints so far. It gives me nice crunchy cookies and moist chocolate cakes. Consider using a hand mixer to puree your banana, and if your baking pan is 10 inches or less, use 11/2 bananas, or it might come out too gooey. If you add the right amount of hot water to your chocolate cake batter, its going to be runny and the resulting cake will be fluffy. Otherwise, just make a good old-fashioned sponge (takes about 10 minutes to mix, and involves no butter) if you want a light, fluffy cake. If you want your cake to be a bit denser (less holes when you cut into it), cream the butter and sugar together first and mix all wet ingredients together, and then add all dry ingredients gradually, but DON't OVERMIX! Its a tough balance to find, but you can do it. A chocolate ganache is a kind of chocolate icing made by melting chocolate/cocoa powder with cream/butter&milk together. http://allrecipes.com/recipe/chocolate-ganache/. Good luck! |
Next time use vegetable oil, not butter, to cut the dryness the cocoa powder brings into the recipe. And with chocolate cakes, its best to wait about 30 minutes before "peeping" to prevent that ugly cave in. Your batter is very runny from the hot water you added, and it needs time for the egg proteins to set up the cake. I usually fill my cave ins with a chocolate ganache after cooling, but that's just me. And I got a set of measuring cups in the baking section of the market for N500 last year. This has helped a lot. I also try to use recipes that are written in cups, not grams. I'm that lazy, I guess! Well done on your lovely chocolate cake! More grease to your elbow! |
Aloe vera Lip balm. I gat dry skin. |
The Myth of Arachne and Athena Arachne was a blessed weaver of Greece. People asked her if she had been taught weaving by Athena herself, the goddess of wisdom and crafts. Although this was meant as a compliment, Arachne became angry. She thought that her skill was greater than the goddess's. Hearing of her attitude, Athena appeared on her doorway disguised as an old woman in a dark cloak. She asked her to respect the gods and goddesses, but Arachne just laughed, and said that even if Athena herself challenged her, it would be an easy win. Athena then revealed herself and challenged Arachne to a competition. The loser would promise never to weave again. Athena wove a tapestry of the people of Greece, with Poseidon and Athena over them, deciding whose name should be given to the city of Athens. Arachne wove a tapestry about Zeus, and his seduction of Europa and others. Athena saw that although Arachne had insulted the gods, her work was so beautiful that Athena herself was awed. She realized that Arachne couldn't live without weaving. To make Arachne realize her mistake and also to teach her to respect the gods and their works, she touched Arachne's forehead with the tip of her hand. The magic worked only partially, filling Arachne with guilt for her insolence, and she hung herself. Out of pity, Athena brought Arachne back to life as a spider, so that she and her descendants could weave all their lives. Spiders are called "arachnids" after Arachne. |
Day breaks over the rooftops as I roll out of bed. |
Goodness, no! If I don't get at least one offer of sex or a grope a day, my life simply isn't worth living anymore! Attention is the whole point of my existence as a woman, you know. I dress up, make up, and go out to do my job just so I can have men of all ages make passes at me. If they didn't, my life would have no meaning. Might as well commit suicide! Why cover up my smiles? After all, I'm not smiling to show off my dentists good work, but so that some man somewhere can feel encouraged to chat me up, thereby validating my existence and proving my point that that is all my mother gave birth to me for. |
Sabotage |
DAD: 1. Don't ever count yourself out of the game, even if your boots are off. 2. Don't tell yourself you can't do a thing before you even try. 3. Forgive. Move on. Most people simply do not know any better. 4. Mathematics is simply 4 symbols, +,-,x and /. Now write them down. Now step on that piece of paper you wrote them on! If you can write them, they have no power over you! 5. You have no business competing with anyone but yourself. Be a better you than you were yesterday, or else you're a failure. 6. The day a man slaps you, come back home. You are worth more to me than any bloody bride price. MUM: 1. Love a man with sense. Unless its your children, don't pour all your love on him. 2. Always keep a bank account just for yourself. 3. You don't need designer clothes. Just some Omo and an iron. 4. Shop at Tejuosho, but wear your clothes with a V.I. attitude...head high, shoulders back! 5. Keep testing me eh! One day, you will be a mother and I'll laugh at you when you complain about how badly your own daughter is behaving! |
