CUM4WHAT:
NONSENSE

temitemi1:
Agreed!

Pained and Unpained

Dats no Epic! Its just a blunt reply..

There are variety of acts ladies display when they visit guys, and they want to avoid s*x just to protect their dignity. In fact, 80% of ladies are guilty of these acts As a matter of fact, some of them will still fall prey grin Lemme keep the ball rolling cool .
1. She Insists You Keep The Door Wide Open A lady visited me yesterday “gbaaaam”, na so I lock door. The lady stood up immediately and demanded I opened the door, saying she was suffocating of heat. For inside rain ? Haba nawa ooooo. I bet she didn’t trust me .
2. She Tells Her Friend To Keep Ringing Her Up If you are a very good observer, I trust you might have noticed it. Once she starts seeing your moves, she will PING or send her friend a on Whatsapp/ BBM, that she should do the needful. Suddenly, her fone will start ringing at intervals, she will pick and start begging the person to kindly give her 5minutes to show up.. .
3. She Suddenly Says She’s Going Home Someone intended to spend 3hours with you; she had barely spent 45mins, and starts heading towards the door when she notices your boxers is having a different shape, she says “my mom should be expecting me by now cos I told her I wouldn’t stay long” .
4. She Refuses To Sit Down There was a time a junior college of mine paid me a visit. She entered into my room and refused to sit on the chair or bed. Babe sit down for bed na, she no gree; oyah sit down for chair den, she no gree; oyah sit down on top rug den, she no gree oooo… Could you believe this lady said she was comfortable and stood for nearly 30 minutes . . 5. She Tells You She’s On Her Period This is very common. One even asked for the toilet, saying she wanted to change her pad. Immediately, I begin para like person wey breeze blow him original Bsc certificate for inside gutter .
6. She Acts Like She’s So Much Interested In Watching A Movie Even if the movies is very boring, they will focus on the movie as if they are writing their final year exam...Lol . . 7. She Says She Doesn’t Visit Guys In the course of discussion, she will tell you that you are the first guy that she will be stepping her feet into his room. This is to signal to you that courtesy demands you don’t initiate s*x .
8. She Wears Tight A Jean Trouser This is another way ladies try to secure themselves. Those who are not too sure of themselves will wear a jean trouser that will be as tight as escaping from Kirikiri ...Jeeezz .
9. She Brings Her Friend Along She never told you prior to her arrival that she will be coming with a friend. She suddenly showed up with her friend. It’s just one of those things.. .
10. She Pretends To Be fasting Even if she’s not, she will pretend to be fasting in a bid to signal to you that No show at all. Funny enough, some of them will mistakenly eat bubble gum Add urs

This is Candid Interview with a former BOKO
HARAM Leader, Sheik Sani Haliru (Now Brother
Paul Haliru) who
has now converted to the Christian faith after 44
years as a Muslim Jihadist hardliner revealed the
full list of Boko Haram Sponsor!!!
.
Question: Who are you and where are you from?
.
Answer: My name is Sheik Sani Haliru. I am from
Niger Republic, but my mother is from Borno State
of Nigeria and I grew up in Wulari, Maiduguri,
(Northern Nigeria) where I was trained.
.
Question: Trained as what and under whose
tutelage?
.
Answer: I was trained as an Almajiri, after four
years,at the age of 14, I was sent to Kano City,
Kano State where I was trained in the Sheik
Abubakar Gummi School of Arabic studies.


Question: So you know Sheik Abubakar Gummi?
.
Answer: Yes, and I also know his children and
obeyed all the teachings he laid down before he
died.
.
Question: So who tutored you and who is your
mentor?
.
Answer: Sheik Abubakar Gummi tutored me. My
mentor was Osama bin Laden, and until my
conversion from Islam to the Christian faith, my
dreams and aspirations in life was to do more than
Osama bin Laden did before he died on Sunday,
May 1, 2011.
.
Question: You said that your mentor was Osama
bin Laden. Is he still your mentor?
.
Answer: I am now a changed person. The Sheik
Sani Haliru is now a new creature, old things have
passed away because I now have Jesus Christ
that I hated and persecuted for 44 years.
.
Question: Tell me about your past and how many
countries of the World you have been to?
.
Answer: I cannot tell all about my past because it
will take several days to tell my story and about
my conversion experience to Christianity. I have
been to eight countries.
.
Question: Can you please name them?

.
Answer: I have been to Sudan, Pakistan, Saudi
Arabia, Yemen, Libya, Somalia, Egypt and of
course to my own country Niger Republic.
.
Question: Where did you receive your training and
as what?
.
Answer: I received my training in Libya and
Pakistan as an Attack Strategist. I was trained
along side with some highly placed Nigerians and
other foreign Nationals who were marked (he
showed me the proof of his mark with a sign) in
the form of a sword in the hand to fight and kill for
Allah.
.
Question: Can you give me some of the names of
your colleagues with whom you received training
in Libya and Pakistan?
.
Answer: They are scattered all over the country
and we were not too many then.
.
Question: Just mention but a few names.
.
Answer: Ali Baba Nur, Asari Dokubo, Jasper
Akinbo, Mohammed Yusuf, Salisu Maigari, Danlami
Abubakar, Cletus Okar, Ali Qaqa, Maigari Haliru and
Asabe Dantala to mention but a few.
.
Question: Which of the Asari’s do you mean?
.
Answer: The Niger Delta war king. He was a year
ahead of me in Benghazi training camp in Libya.
.
Question: Who financed your training in Libya and
Pakistan?
.
Answer: You will not believe me and only God will
judge the Chief sponsor of terrorism in Nigeria
whose name I will not mention because he is so
powerful and even the president of Nigeria,
Goodluck Jonathan, is so much afraid of the man.
.
Question: If you really know the Christ in you, why
are you afraid to tell me the name of the man who
sponsored you and the date or approximate period
he sponsored you.
.
Answer: I am not afraid because he knows me and
he cannot deny it if he sees me face to face.
.
Question: Then tell me, who is this powerful man?
.

Answer: The man is no other person than the man
they call IBB now as I am talking to you, General
Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida has more than 600
men and women Jihadists who are under his pay
role. They are scattered all over the Country and
he (IBB) can use them to destroy Nigeria.
.
Question: Did you say six hundred?
.
Answer: Yes 600 + IBB’s agents of destruction are
in the Nigeria Army (NA), Nigeria Police Force
(NPF), Navy, Air Force, Oil and Gas sectors, even
in the finance home such as in top level positions
of CBN (Central Bank of Nigeria) and other banks.
You find them in politics, in the Senate, National
Assembly, in the media both print and electronic
and even in Aso Rock, Abuja (Nigeria’s capital).
.
Question: How do you mean by this statement
“and even in the finance…”?
.
Answer: Yes, I mean every word I say; even the
Islamic bank champion was planted by IBB to help
in Islamizing Nigeria.
.
Question: So how can you describe IBB?
.
Answer: IBB is a “green snake” in green grass. He
is the main problem of Nigeria along with members
of the Cabal.
.
Question: Have you forwarded any of these
evidence(s) to Aso Rock or to SSS (State Security
Services)?
.
Answer: I attempted to do so a few weeks ago and
I was arrested and detained for two days because
IBB’S men are so many in SSS (State Security
Services) as well. After I was released by the
grace of God, they (the Police) warned me never to
blow up the polity or provoke violence and I should
keep my so-called born-again with me or else I
will go to jail.
.
Question: So you were a key member and a
registered jihadist hardliner.
.
Answer: Yes, I was.
.
Question: Under what group?
.
Answer: I was a Boko Haramist. But Boko Haram
is just a cover name to give it a name. I have my
identity as a founding member of the dreaded
jama’aful Ahlul sunna wal Liddawati wal Jihad, aka
Boko Haram.
.
Question: Apart from IBB, who are the other top
sponsors of terrorism in this country?
.
Answer: They are many, but IBB is the major
financier. He introduced the suicide bombing that
started when he killed Dele Giwa. I have the
names of six traditional rulers and seven present &
ex- Governors as well as several top military and
security officers who are co-sponsoring the so-called Boko Hiram.
www.myafricanboy.com/2015/07/boko-hararm-list-of-sponsors-expoesd.html?m=1

Only three? #KillDemAll

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No.... its definitely the PhotoKiosk of the year

Everything na laffing matter for naija

Not bad

Uchan4u:
This is serious ooo, so screaming and moaning is now a crime

Ofcourse,...

Eniola is looking good

Nicepoker:
Mouth action?? U mean b!owjob.

No, but Bola*Ji (Bj)

Ry

MosakuAW:

All the places mention above are still far better than anywhere in the North. I will rather be robbed of my belongings than get bomb in the North.
Eko l'eko je.....
Nothing dey happen jare.
Eje kan ma bo wa....

Suffering and smiling

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