₦airaland Forum

The social media governor himself
Continue using psychology for the gullible people.You became governor since 2014, we never heard about your achievements since then; now a year to the next elections, you have become the messiah. All these governors sef should be kicked out after their first terms because their second terms are only for stealing and enriching their families.

That woman with the cutlass be like " ki lo n je condom, ki lo n je hiv" joor dakun mo ni oko lo meaning " what is condom, what is hiv, abeg free me; i get farm go"

The tourism industry in Nigeria is in comatose. It needs a complete overhauling. That NTDC woman Mbanefo or so is a disaster and a shame, i wish Buhari would just sack the bi**h

Vb

This is sabotage

Any disco refusing supply from the generating plants should be fined...shikena

We need companies who can do their jobs.

We are all first humans before anything else...let's learn to show compassion

Abeg make me sef start to dey hawk

Try hot amala with gbegiri and ewdu

franchizy:
Why cant you for once stand for the truth. what have the igbos done to you yolubas.
South East is a major oil producing state. over one milion barrels per day produced from both IMO, ABIA and ANAMBRA STATES.
The south east deserves at least 70% of this appointments as a mark of honour.
The SE contributes at least 60% of the nations Revenues yet we are been marginalized.
This marginalization must stop ****
Enough of this nonsense or we will shut down all operations across the states of the federation to press home our demands.

You must be **** Stop embarrassing sensible people from the Southeast. Would have responded to you with facts but i realised that there is no revival for your stupidity. 1 million barrels per day ko, 1 billion derica per day ni...70% of the appointment **** e shey be mo jump and take it

Naija9090:
All I see is northerners as executive directors. One Nigeria is all about oil... Nonsense!

introvertedsoul:
Once again the juicy positions allotted to the Northerners

You guys are quite silly, you divide the south into 3, but you bunch the whole north into one...Silly block headed individuals

He looks like someone who is up to no good He would seek asylum in Nigeria after his term expires that's his plan

Let's all share our funny interview experiences here.

I will go first. My first ever interview was a complete disaster

I stay on the mainland while the job i applied for was on the Island. I thought the distance from my house to the company would be at most 1hour 30minutes, i was in for a third mainland bridge shocker. It was my first interview as I just graduated from school, so i was completely green in the area of interview preparations; I thought it would just be a regular discussion.

I left my house around 7:00am on the day of the interview and didn't get to the company till past 9. The interview was supposed to start by 9. I went into the hall, met 3 other applicants who told me they just finished a test. Luckily for me, they didn't start the interview because the HR was waiting for me. She gave me the test and I quickly answered it to the best of my knowledge. Then the interview proper started.

After the other three applicants had been interviewed, i was called in last. I went in so nervous and visibly shaking. Was asked to take a seat directly infront of the air condition. The first question was why did you come late? I smiled and told them that i didn't know that their office was that far
and that there was traffic on third mainland bridge. I was grilled for about 45minutes. Even before leaving the company I knew I had failed my first ever interview. I couldn't believe that during the interview I was asked which department would i like to work and I thought and thought and ended up saying Accounts department, i mean, of all the departments the company had; account of all department. I am a pure science graduate o and I said accounts. I was asked why and I said because I like maths . Meanwhile the HR also added to my woes, she wore the skimpiest mini skirt i had ever seen. Ofcourse i got a regret mail after.

Luckily for me, not quite long I got invited for another interview and all I could remember was me arguing with the CEO, not the HR o but the CEO; we kept on arguing for about 15minutes. Am sure he wanted to send me out of the interview room but he maintained his cool .After the interview i was pretty sure i wasn't going to get the job but to my surprise i got an offer letter. Never asked why, but i guess because of the fact that i stood my grounds during the argument . Might work for you and might not work for you

That's all for now; pardon all grammatical blunders and typos

Great news...but i suspect that lalastic is from Anambra state, he loves snakes, boobs and is tripping for jumoke and tonto dike

Tourismlove do something oo

SegunMike:
Don't be bothered. As long as you're determined to succeed & you work hard, then you'll have a great career here. You are really needed, with 'no intention' at all to push you back to the 'labor market'.

All the best.

This is quite encouraging.

God bless you

kingofchess:
yes dear....I am the king of chess. no 1 can stand me

Fishes

Lets compare our experiences while dating people from other tribes and people from your tribe
Here is my experience, i have dated 2 ladies from my tribe, they were both cheats and unfaithful , i have also dated two different ladies from two different tribes; and these were very faithful and treated me like a King, currently still dating one of those Ladies . It seems familiarity breeds contempt. Oya, share yours

cc lalasticlala, ishilove

This is a welcomed development

I recently noticed that our ladies are all having one or more extra piercings on their bodies. Its either on their ear, nose, eye lid, tongue, lips and some not so private areas Guys whats your take on this and ladies why are you doing this?

I recently noticed that our newly wedded ladies are retaining their fathers name after marriage. You hear names like Bisi Johnson-Adekunle, Evangeline Ojukwu-Chukwuma or Halima Haruna-Ciroma. Guys can you allow this and ladies why are you doing this?

I just had a bottle of coke and it tasted like water and colouring. Is it just me or has the quality of coca cola really really reduced. It seems they are using this "share a coca-cola" campaign to hoodwink us.

Am even getting more confused with these comments am reading.

My girlfriend behaves in a very strange way, this week she is all lovey dovey, calling, texting and next week she can just snub me as if we dont know each other, is this a normal female behaviour.
NB:- We rarely see each other too

tohpahz:
Lol.. u wanna look for trouble right??

Am suspecting she has- from her body language and saying things like if i get pregnant we would sharperly remove it

First question, Is it okay for a guy to ask a lady he is dating if she has had an abortion?
Second question, what is the best way to ask a lady if she has had an abortion?

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