₦airaland Forum

richmond500:
When I was like 8yrs old, there is this our neighbour that is in her 30's that I was crushing on.

One day I had the chance to sleep in her room cos my parents travelled and I was scared to sleep alone. At night, when she had slept, I tried to drag up her skirt so I could see her private part.

What audacity

Kaybee10nison:
With 500,000 Naira, you can start:

1. Online Retail: Sell products online.

2. Food Business: Catering, delivery, or a small restaurant.

3. Laundry Service: Washing and ironing services.

4. Agriculture: Poultry or vegetable farming.

5. Phone Accessories: Sell gadgets and accessories.

6. Event Planning: Organize events.

7. Freelancing: Offer writing or design services.

8. Car Wash: Mobile or stationary car wash.

9. Mini Importation: Import popular products.

10. Fitness Training: Personal training or gym services.

I've been into 3 for the past 8 years till date, I have little knowledge in 6, I've done 2 before (my brother and I) in Lagos.

I just need something else that I can do that in the next 4 to 5 months when I look into my account I will be glad with the choice I made.

Animegirl:
If you're still a young Man, I'd advice you learn a skill as a "fashion designer for men" sounds funny but you get stable income if you're very social and active in church, you will always get people.

Also you should probably venture into the business of buying and selling of palm oil, foodstuffs. If you can travel all the way to north and get cheap foodstuffs, then move to the east or west to sell is a great idea.

Please, don't even think of going into poultry farming, or rearing Animals, you will just waste money especially when you're desperate.

I am a family man, so, i have what i do (laundry service)that do fetch me little money (but its not enough anymore). I just want to diversify into something more lucrative, I don't mind if it involves stress and time. The money is readily available...

DrDoc:
The safety and protection of your invested funds, combined with viability of the business amongst other factors are issues to look at whenever considering investment options. You sould inexperienced and almost ready to lose your money from your comments

if you have any ideas you can pls share

Ynix:
What is your area of career and training

. My area of career is agriculture, but the way everything was with the rain this year which put so many farmers into debt is something to look at

Pls NL, as the topic implies, I will love to start by next year January. I've thought about farming (Animal or crop production). But there might be other biz that might give more income than farming. For people that might be saying crypto, I don't know anything about it. What your help will be greatly appreciated.

I will love if the moderators can help push to front page for wider view. Thanks

Edojoma:
Don't just chose wats common. How many does a goat birth at a time and how long to maturity. Everything now na calculation n smartness.

pls don't underestimate goat rearing!

A she goat will birth twice a year and in most cases, they birth 2, and sometimes 3 and sometimes 1.

Now let's do the calculations... assuming you have 4 mature she goat, and they all got pregnant, atleast, be expecting 6 kids from them all, then multiply by 2(two times a year), that's 12.


What will happen in a case whereby you have 10 she goat?

christejames:
Truth hurt!

Who is calling?

Mariangeles:
It's not the women's fault.
Na the seed wey una put inside them cause am. 😀

It's because their demands surpassed the supply.

When we had a little delay then my wife won't lemme rest, but after everything don set na so she forget me... God dey

Mariangeles:
Reminds me of a man who bought Amala with goat meat in Lagos, for his pregnant wife who was craving it desperately, and flew all the way to Enugu to give it to her. 😀
Men dey!

This joke is too expensive abeg

JONSYN7154:
I can relate.

My wife woke me up around 2am that she wants to eat okpehe rice that I should cook it for her. I thought she was joking o.

Omo, come see cry .

why you too get rice for house?

The funniest aspect of their cravings is they will never crave for wetin no dey house, which means, they do it intentionally

MrFourSHIRTS:
Naa you no wann trekk

Any sure link abeg

DrDoc:
Invest it in my cassava plantation. It would get me some herbicides. I am willing to be generous to give you 400,000 Naira by December 2025 if you invest 125,000 Naira. With the 500,000 Naira you can start a few acres of your own in 2026 and continue to expand from there

where do you base?

Mickolad:
Where is your location I'd love to chat.

Osun state

Redman44:
Why don't you partner with others with the same vision on Nairaland? Look for people with similar ideas to yours and partner with them. Then you can share proceeds with them. What do you think about that ?

You can get someone to clear the land and then you pay for making mounds and provide seeds. Then you and your partner contribute money for weeding etc. You then share profits. Cheers.

Hmmmm... I really appreciate your advice, it makes a lot of sense only if people can be trusted to be partnered with. This is Nigeria, full of scammers, cunning people, evil and wicked people. You can't just pick up a random person and or a stranger to do this kind of business with. So that at the end of the day you won't have yourself to blame. People can't really be trusted, especially in this Nigeria! How I wish I can get a trustworthy person to do this with.

Ynix:
hmm, you have a big ambition but I will advise you grow your liquidity first

Not when you are spending more than your gain. Businesses are crumbling now, many are folding up. I saved up to that with so much hunger and with the look of things I will soon spend it finish. Hunger no be your mate oo.


I just want next to be the beginning of good things and hunger free.

Ynix:
how much do you have at the moment?

I don't have up to 40k at the moment. And I wish to start early next year

Ynix:
why don't you just start small, as in starting with what you have

In all honesty, there's little to what only me can do. And the last time I enquires about the cost of clearing and the likes for 5 acres of land was 550k, and that was early this year.

Land is not an issue here, I have access to any amount of acres of land I need, 5,10,20 or more...

But is there any government loan for agric business that I can have access to?


I have 80% of the knowledge cos, I'm a product of Agricultural science student


I will be glad if the moderators can help me push it to front page. Thank you in advance

Nlfpmod

NothingDoMe:
Nooooo. A big fat noooooo. They are Road Safety Officers not security operatives!!!

Have you guys gun mad?!!!

they have really gun mad

I want you to be the mother of my children, I will buy you helicopter baby, I will buy you money🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

blackpanthar:
NICE POINTS but you are quite OFF TRACK.... very insensitive too.

the only QUESTION I feel you should ask yourself is......

IS ANY CONDITION PERMANENT?
Your obvious answer would be NO.


So you advise women to cheat.... and you give 5 points for it... AND I understand but after cheating, and tables turn and the same poor husband gets rich, ARE YOU EXPECTING HIM TO ACCEPT HER?
if he doesn't accept her, DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT HOW THIS DESTROYS THE MINDS OF THE KIDS AND EVERYONE INVOLVED?



Another question I would have asked you is...... WHAT IS THE ROLE OF A WIFE IN A MAN'S LIFE?
Is everything about sex, money and children to you?



HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE WORD TRUST? OR THE WORD..... HELPER.... HELP MEET?

It is sad that many of you give toxic advice without thinking of REAL LIFE CONSEQUENCES...... real life aftermaths. Because you think you have a cheat-code.... its not good.


LIFE is not the same for everyone....... SEX doesn't hold the same meaning for everyone..... MARRIAGE/FAMILY is a deepest connection for some people AND TO BREAK IT, is to ruin entire existence.

IF THE SACRED BOND OF MARRIAGE DOESN'T MEAN MUCH TO YOU ONCE THERE IS NO MONEY....... then you don't understand THE COMMITMENT OF LOVE.

Without respect to religion, I want you to know that this world is run by PRINCIPLES.... not by people.

Once you understand how to make the principle work for you, everything changes.

This is why I strongly believe MARRIAGE is not for everyone....... ONLY THOSE WHO UNDERSTAND THE SACRIFICIAL LIFE SHOULD MARRY.

I love this...

But why 2:30pm? Why not 11pm or 1am?

Or is it what I'm thinking? 🤔

She's right though but to a little extent, one of those could only happen like 1 in 1000 cases. Some women are just birth devilish. Infidelity carry up to 98%

Someone once said on this platform "Peace comes not from the east, north , south or west but from your inner self. One of the things that disrupt human peace is lack of contentment. Do you give yourself some accolades or you keep pushing yourself?. We rush a lot but we are not moving. Around the clock the average Nigerian is on about patching his or her life, sadly only a restful mind can think about making his or her life better. When your pain is more than your gain you end up feeling cheated, lost and drained."

Don't push yourself too hard is my motto

Pepperdemisback:
2 Chronicles 20:20
Believe in The Lord your God, and you shall be established, believe in His Prophet, you shall prosper.

Mark 16:17
The signs and wonders shall follow them that believeth.

Act 19:11-12
Handkerchiefs and Aprons that had touched Paul were taken to the sick and their sicknesses healed.

He is correct, if you believe in anyone's anointing, miracles done through him will work for you.

ALL THE SAME, THE ITEMS WERE NOT SOLD BY THE APOSTLES!
You can ask people to bring items, to pray on and use with faith. Miracles still happen.

So what you're saying now if I can get you correctly is if I don't love someone I can't have faith in him/her?

Oga, pls don't let me pepper you

Do you have to love your Doctors before their treatment work for you?

Do you have to love a pharmacist before the drugs he prescribed for you to work?

This is absolutely gibberish

Holluwhakemmy:
Hmmmn not up to that here in ife

we're kind of enjoying down here

whytediamond:
Let's see the one your Dad built.

what has gotten to this? Must you drag her Dad to this?

Yemmysworld91:
To begin with, we don't have a comprehensive data of our population. Second, the shared food is not enough to get to every household. How else are we going to explain to this government that sharing of food or money won't work . Make the economy function well and let the standard of living be good for all. Shikena

shikena yen gangan ni

Susbae:
No, I have not

You can get most food cheap there, especially yam

Susbae:
Please which village in Osun?

have you heard the name 'imesi-ile' before?