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Car Talk / Re: How Much Do You Spend On Your Car Monthly On The Average? by tsmack: 6:19pm On Sep 18, 2012
@ Laruze.

How do you do it? I used to use a Honda Accord 2002 model (i think its a v4 engine)
And i was spending almost 6k a week from Yaba to VI everyweek day. No be say the car old O!

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Car Talk / Re: How Much Do You Spend On Your Car Monthly On The Average? by tsmack: 5:28pm On Sep 18, 2012
Let me try.

I drive a pilot and...

I spend N6k on fuel per week. Thats N6,000x4 = N24,000/month = N288,000/year
Insurance was one off = N300,000/year
Servicing is about 9k every 3months (i.e. N9,000 x 4) = N 36,000/year
General maintenance (still in good shape, so i dont expect to buy anything
till the next 2years (did i hear a Big Amen!)

Estimated annual expenses N591,000/year

It will jump up considerably if i factor in the average risk of driving in Lagos i.e. 400k per annum for the risk premium...
Celebrities / Re: Yomi Agbaje Cancels Wedding To Funmi Maxwell. Claims Infidelity by tsmack: 7:54pm On Aug 22, 2012
@pro.

It only shows what the world has turned into. Ladies are so quick to defend other ladies who cheat... Why? Simple… because they are all serial cheats (with very few exceptions).

You can’t but wonder if they have any positive value left to pass on to their children. I pity the ignorant men who will end up putting them in their houses.

In the meantime, men should do DNA tests for all their children... else you may end up slaving for a domesticated courtesan for the rest of your life (that is if you don’t die of a venereal disease first).

Kudos to the few good ladies out there. I pray you end up with the good men.
Autos / Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports Sponsored By Auctionexport.com by tsmack: 6:14pm On Jun 19, 2012
Good work man.

Can you please help me look up the details of this VIN no: 2HKYF 185X6 H550387?

Thanks
Business To Business / Re: Introduce Your Business by tsmack: 11:55am On Sep 20, 2010
My name is Tola.  I’m a manager at FT & Co, a firm engaged in the provision of tax, financial advisory and business support services.

My area of specialization is:

i)   Accounts, bookkeeping, and Payroll services
ii)  Assisting clients with their tax registration and compliance services (all forms of taxes)
iii) Provision of advice on tax planning, contract structuring, and agreement/ contract review
iv) Liaising with tax authorities (anywhere in Nigeria) on all sorts of issues (on behalf of clients)
v)  Provision of Immigration services

You can contact me on 0803-113-8017 for any of the above value added services  cool
Autos / Re: The Best Suv To Buy - Help! by tsmack: 7:24pm On Apr 23, 2010
My budget is 2 to 3m
Autos / The Best Suv To Buy - Help! by tsmack: 10:18pm On Apr 22, 2010
Hi Guys,

PLEASE I need help on the SUV to buy and have been on this for a while now. The SUV must have the following features as a matter of priority:

- fuel economy
- low maintenance costs
- lovely interiors and egonometrics (like any modern day computerized vehicle)
- ability to negotiate corners at top speed (i drive fast)
- very beauiful
- good ground clearance
- and not too expensive.

I would really appreciate your advice.
Romance / B & B Meaning by tsmack: 7:23pm On Aug 12, 2009
Guys,

Someone said one of my friends is "nothing but a stubborn ass B, & B, "
Any idea of what it means 'coss this gurl is really going out of her mind.

t.s.m.a.c.k
Business / Re: Which Is Beta Cashcraft Or Meristem Securities? by tsmack: 3:47pm On Mar 04, 2008
@Dejipumpin

I dont mean to sound personal, but from your comments, you are either on CashCraft payroll or you haven't used a better stockbroking house.

Just my 2 cents
Business / Re: Which Is Beta Cashcraft Or Meristem Securities? by tsmack: 3:41pm On Mar 04, 2008
I use cashcraft and i can bodly say that [/b]it is not the kind of place you can put your money and go to sleep, Why?, 'cos they'll probably let your money sleep with you.[b]

I'll leave the rest for you guys to decide.
Romance / Re: Most Guys R Losers Right? (for Ladies Only) by tsmack: 9:39pm On Feb 19, 2008
TCUBE:

@ poster, ladies that this kind of thread online either got dumped by a dude, lonely or jealous.


winkI totally agree with you.

Besides, why should i continue to hang out with a chic i like but dont like me back? I should go on being her friend when that obviously isn't what i want?!

That doesn't make any sense to me at all 'cos the more you remain friends the easier it is for u to be used as a "point of reference".

Again, the easier you forget the object of your attention, the easier it would be for you to see someone else.

Just bein real
Romance / Re: Karaoke In Lagos: Please Help by tsmack: 12:14pm On Feb 12, 2008
I learnt Chocolate royale is still under construction which has caused a limitation to the Karaoke thingy.

As for Jazz, I'll recommend the JazzHole on Ozumba Mbadiwe. If i still remember clearly, the building is after the Zenith Bank, thats after Mobil Building if you're coming from the Palms.

Still need help about the Karaoke spots O!
Romance / Karaoke In Lagos: Please Help by tsmack: 5:03pm On Feb 11, 2008
Guys,

Any idea of any cool KARAOKE joint in Lagos, I really need to trip this new damsel i just met, and she has told me that she just loves singing
Music/Radio / Ideas About Cool Karaoke Joints In Lagos? by tsmack: 7:38pm On Feb 08, 2008
Hi Pips,

Any ideas of nice Karaoke joints in Lagos? If yes, please fill-me-in on the name, venue and probably contact phone number.

Bless y'all
Romance / Re: Does This Mean She Is Playing On Me. by tsmack: 7:11pm On Feb 08, 2008
Pally, if you want serious advise, take atleast 6 months break off the relationship to sort yourself out,

Haha, i guessed your dead scared now, she don jazz you finish tongue undecided lipsrsealed embarassed tongue

On a more serious note, how you cheat on a gurl and expect to get away with it? Wake up g
Romance / Re: Where Are They ? by tsmack: 6:54pm On Feb 08, 2008
Yeah, I know a WHOLE lot about having to meet a lot of people (members of the opposite sex as applicable) and ALL of them lacking that "basic thing" you are looking for.

But at the same time, you need to ask yourself why you only get to meet those undesirable elements. 'cos its a difference case when you meet people you like and they are not-available. So in your own case, you may need to assess:

- your set of friends (change them if possible);
- your locality (do they fit your preference);
- how real your expectation are; and
- above all the way you look (and gurl this encompasses a whole)

Afterall you have engaged in serious delibrations on the above, feel free to contact me for more consultations

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