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I sometimes envy south africa and there rand. $1-9rand
$1- 360 naira
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TheGoodJoe:
Another money for a Modular refinery gone that would yield a Longer and better dividend. It is clear we are our problem.

They abandoned modular refineries for dangote refinery, let's see if fuel price reduces once dangote refinery comes on board

sbm060:
one thing on my mind







Chelsea 3 barca 1

Padi me, i see you jare :

Is that emulsion or oil paint she used for make up, as i am not understanding o

Promismike:
Etisalat on reliability. Airtel and Glo on cost. Mtn is just not there. I don't knw were to rate them.

I agree with you. 9mobile never fails as long as their network reception is in ur area. Neva fails

chloride6:
Obasanjo you need to write a letter to all the enemies in my life

Seconded

Number 1,3 nd 8 on point seems obj's letter really woke some pipu

safarigirl:
hi, I'm good. How are you?

am cool, seems u where away for awhile

They spoke the truth our country is nothing to write home abt, yet we keep pokenosing in the affair of others. Not cool

Nutase:
No forming again.

so u won't form 4 me again bah

safarigirl:
remove the pic o, let the poor guy not know that he is dating a potential blood sacrifice

As you don't think he is rich enough for you, stop wasting his time and allow the rest of us collect him, you will eventually dump him anyway

Babe what's up

Snow02:
instagram yahoo boys full there

na diz type yahoo boiz dy use do rituals 'smh'

Chikita66:
Girls are many, wife is scarce, so yes they pray for wife.

i doff ma hat 4 ur sense abeg

purem:
Another angle to hate Christianity is hearing Christians saying going to church or been a Christian doesn't guarantee going heaven.

Meaning that even a pastor could still end up in hell.

Sure there will be some people who never went to church bt will make heaven. Why? Imagine someone who never believed in jesus bt in his/her final moment someone preached jesus to him n gave is life to christ and dies. If u ve watched the movie 'GOD'S NOT DEAD' take a look at the final moments of that unrepentant athiest nd d pastor who led him to christ after a vehicle knocked him down. Nd yes some pastors will end up in hell. Cos they re nt living right. Even jesus said not all who say lord will make it so just akways pray 4 grace nd mercy.

yungbillionaire:
I've been thinking whether to weep, or wail for this generation... this is perversion at a whole new level...the funny thing is I don't want to start imagining the next level it will be....My God!! how art man you blesses with wisdom and knowledge pervert it in this manner...Have mercy lord.

Do not weep 4 all diz where foretold in d bible i only pity those whose life are not in tune with jesus.

Tomoyayi:
WHAT IS BITCOIN?

*IT'S CALLED MONKEY BUSINESS* ������


A long time ago in a village far far away.......A lot of monkeys lived near the village.�������

One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys!������

He announced that he will buy the monkeys @ $100 each. ��

The villagers thought that this man is mad.�

They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys at $100 each?�

Still, some people caught some monkeys and gave it to this merchant and he gave $100 for each monkey. �

This news spread like wildfire and people caught monkeys and sold it to the merchant.�

After a few days, the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 200 each. ���

The lazy villagers also ran around to catch the remaining monkeys!������

They sold the remaining monkeys @ 200 each.�

Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 500 each!
������

The villagers start to lose sleep! ... They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left and got 500 each.�������

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.�

Then the merchant announced that he is going home for a week. And when he returns, he will buy monkeys @ 1000 each!�����������

He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought. He was alone taking care of all the monkeys in a cage.������������������������������������������������

The merchant went home.�

The villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell it at $1000 each.☹��

Then the employee told them that he will sell some monkeys @ 700 each secretly. �

This news spread like fire. Since the merchant buys monkey @ 1000 each, there is a 300 profit for each monkey.�

The next day, villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.������������������

The employee sold all the monkeys at 700 each. The rich bought monkeys in big lots. The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys!
��������������������

The villagers took care of their monkeys & waited for the merchant to return. �

But nobody came! ...� Then they ran to the employee...�

But he has already left too !�

The villagers then realised that they have bought the useless worthless stray monkeys @ $700 each and they are now unable to resell them! ��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂���������� Nobody has use for stray monkeys....


The rush into trading in Bitcoin is the next *monkey business* ��������������
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Once the trading stops who will want to buy a digital code with no intrinsic value?����������

It will make a lot of people bankrupt and a few people filthy rich in this *monkey business*����������. ��

That's how *Monkey Business* works ��������

My people perish 4 lack of knowledge 'smh'

KushyKush:
We voted for change and change we shall get

I pray buhari gets elected again in 2019...we must live long to witness this change including our unborn kids.

Sheybe una no get sense before ni...

Amen oooooooooooooo

Leetunechi:
I met a female soldier online. We quarreled and I even insulted her, but now we have settled. Guess wot? She asked me to visit her at her barracks. I can't wait to meet her.

jst try to drop diz female soldier phone no nd name 4 whoever is closest to u. u might never come back

bishopsele84:
it's too early to to mad please

i tire 4 d guy matter o

Smellymouth:
"My own is dat I must vote for buhari in 2019 to pay back people that voted for him in 2015, una think say na only una wicked abi?

I didn't vote him 2015 bt 2019 i will vote him in, una neva see anytin diz is jst d begining

GavelSlam:
You must be speaking about yourself.

Some of us thrive under any circumstance.

thank u jare no matter d economy of d jungle we can't eat grass it's not pride o

Throwback:
Yoruba's virtue is also their problem.

If all in Nigeria could be like Yoruba's, we could actually have a nation.

i duff my hat for u. see sensible man talking nt lyk some dullards here

Pangea:
This people no well o
I just bought Samsung note 8 in november naa!

note 8 and s9plus are twins na

holytribe:
Keep quiet there

Did he lie ni he got that fact right

iamsammie:
Please how can one apply for NYSC exemption letter, thanks

sorry been away for some days. Really don't have answer to ur question bt do try visiting any nearest nysc office around u 4 clarification

Blackhawk03:
Even when I'm calling to bore you to death on how my day went or nag you silly about my restlessness?

No problem as long as you can do same 4 me, am good to go

GoroTango:
Oga calm down and talk true. See as light boku full everywhere. I've travelled around the country a bit of recent and there have been confirmed testimonies on improved power supply. Some areas even recording over 20 hours a day, but I guess your hatred for Buhari won't let you acknowledge it

Oga u haven't traveled around anything, my power supply since begining of 2018 combined has not reached 48hrs nd yet we re d power state.

Blackhawk03:
Ain't cut out for unnecessary dramas and shitty bullshit.

I can't be thinking of how to make more money and as well be pondering on why my bf is giving me attitudes or not answering his calls...

If izz nor money and happiness, please stay back in 2017.

Let's negotiate will pick ya calls even if na 2 am

RoyalBlak007:
The Chip-Addicted Seagull

Though seagulls are generally known for stealing food from people, this one went a step further by terrorizing a small bakery shop in Scotland. It was notorious for waiting until someone left the shop, and then it casually entered and picked up a bag of chips. Although it happens very often, nobody does anything about it, and the seagull is quite the celebrity now.

Try this in my country n see

The prophesy even reach techno phones awon a le yi gidigan o

She looks like a life size doll

Spasmic:
Utterly disappointed. Even men who aren't particularly good looking give birth to cute daughters. Otedola comes to mind. Knowing Donald Duke as a handsome man, I expected his daughter to be extremely beautiful, but sadly she is the antithesis of beauty. The girl looks like a horse - a malnourished one at that.

Not cool bro somebori's daughter a horse