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[quote author=tpia. link=topic=300285.msg4239178#msg4239178 date=1248372830]na your money them need dey important, not your genitals.[/quote]How you take sabi?
You too dey follow find my genitals?

Did you miss road from your babalawo's house?

Yes my tpia GPS navigation system screwed up. Refund my money sharp sharp.

banom:
Ohhh , missed you so much.

You're too much!

Abum nwa afo Igbo.

Igbo kwenu!!!

Abuzola:
You are all invited to Islam, the religion of peace

What the hell is this??

Man of god my arse!
The slowpoke came to nigeria one time and was spreading his delusions, supposedly performing miracles. So many amputees were there and NOT ONE was healed rather we just saw choreographed miracles where the alleged blind saw, lame walked and all that pastor chris bullsh*t. . .
Only a foolish man claims to raise the dead. What a crook! Idiot.

The bible is not the "source" of confusion but the slowpoke who authored it. . .

Chris thats why i never start threads in this section. Once they see it's an atheist asking the questions nobody is gonna even open the thread. They're so insecure in their delusions.

Yar'a ganja is hoarding all the nations supply of cannabis in Aso rock. A recent study conducted by our incompetent and striking universities shows that marijuana can regenerate kidneys. . .go figure.

goodguy100:
[b]
Who the hell this guy called TUDOR  [/b]or what ever think he is? Bros be careful of him cus the devil is useing him to fights the christians, please do not reply to his post cus he is evil, and the fear of God is not in him.

How many times are you gonna ask this question??
You even went ahead to open a thread to that effect. Leave me alone!

Oma se ooo.
They wont provide loans and invest in the agricultural sector for our farmers, when they grow weed dem go come dey destroy am. Haba!

You guys should just shut up abeg.
Let the best and most qualified candidate get the job!
All these tribal sentiments should stop.

Duroe:
Tudor:
You wrote like an ignorant person. Go to google and search about Jesus Christ. Do not read what the Bible says- go and read about history of Roman empire, and record of other historians. I am not arguing with you about ur believe on the claim made by Jesus Christ or his followers, but the fact that you are liking him to some mythological personalities like you wrote in your thread. It is a manifestation of utter ignorance to claim Jesus Christ never walked on this earth like you and me.

Google Zeus, Apollos, hercules and poseidon. You'd see historical records too.

The truth my guy is historical records are rarely accurate, most times they're biased and largely exaggerated!
Just like the story of jesus. Stop displaying ignorance!

Lwandle:
TUDOR if you want peace one has to be always prepared for war!

We have seen what your paymasters have done throughout history and indeed one only has to look at IRAQ and AFGANISTAN today to see what they are capable off!

Is this an excuse for mugabe to starve his nation and blow money on expensive birthday parties?? How pathetic!

Those weapons from China arrived safe and sound thank you and will be used accordingly against any aggressors against our nation.

Thank god the weapons arrived, now mugabe can go about killing and oppressing his people, like the old foolish tyrant he is.

If you think we believe you're a Zimbabwean then you're a joker!
You're definately Afam or beaf masquerading as a Zimbabwean. Ha ha ha
is this the pathetic point it has come to?? Soon later you'll be impersonating Mugabe on Nairaland. Ha! ha!

Try and divide your mugabe propaganda into several posts. A very long post gets attacked by the spam bot and i'll get banned automatically by replying to it.

Lwandle:
Zimbabwe would have gone to the dogs a long time ago were it not for SADC and China who have resisted at great cost the pressures put on them to isolate and blockade Zimbabwe.

Yes indeed! Thank god for SADC and china.
Instead of mugabe to import food,health supplies or agricultural infrastructure he decided to import billions in weapons before elections,right?
I guess it's the west that conspired to buy the weapons in mugabe's name. . . .
Rubbish.

Tudor the only rebuttals you seem to have are either insults or its Mugabes Propaganda.

Same way you and your ZANU-PF lovers label everything western propaganda, it not?

If you choose to be blind to the realities that are on the ground well good for you.

On the contrary, i'm well acquainted with the realities on ground. Zimbabweans are starving, their health care is dead, no education, the police and zanu-pf members constantly harass and kill them, human rights abuses by the govt, mugabe imprisons opposition members, imports billions in weapons yet claim there's no money, Mugabe throws flamboyant birthday bashes while hunger and cholera ravage the population. All these are realities and all you do is point out baseless neo-colonial conspiracy theories. What a dishonest joke!

The fact is as we speak the USA has a planned for a post Mugabe Zanu PF Zimbabwe, if you can be bothered read here: http://www.cfr.org/content/publications/attachments/Zimbabwe_CSR31.pdf.

If thats too long a read for you then Stephen Gowans has summarized it in plain simple english for you here: http://gowans./2009/07/21/a-handsome-investment-opportunity-washington%e2%80%99s-plan-for-a-post-mugabe-zimbabwe/

How does this rubbish mean anything??
Zimbabweans are HUNGRY and DYING, and your giving me links about supposed western preparations for post mugabe. Are you okay??

This is the reality that is now my friend and trust me its not propaganda from Mugabe.

I don't expect mugabe to label his propaganda "from mugabe". You know them by the lies and pathetic excuses they stink of. What you've written my friend is pure MUGABE PROPAGANDA.

Duroe:

It is foolish to say God does not exist or that Jesus Christ was a mythological character.
Jesus Christ is a fact of history. To deny he ever existed is a manifestation of utmost stupidity. Historian and many events in history proved he once lived on this planet.

The problem with many foolish human beings is that they are looking for an indulgent God or one that will violate the freewill He has given to man. We want to be free but we want a 'God' that will clean all the mess we made as a result of our disobedience to his commandment. If we as men make laws (constitution) and punish those who btreak them, it will be stupid for us to think the Creator of the heaven and earth should just leave us to ourself and make a mess of the whole creation.

The analogy the man that answered the barber is enough to answer some questions raised in this thread. The fact that many people go arund with long unkempt hair does not mean we do not have barbers. So God does exist and He is VERY RESPONSIBLE TOO. He is merciful, kind, loving, but also JUST. He will not overlook any disobedience to His word or alliance with His enemy (Satan). He will bring every work of man to judgement at His appointed time.
Be sure also that wherever you spend your eternity you still belong to God. Satan himself and his followers were made by God and they are God's properties.
Whichever way anyone dies is not a loss to God. He own everything whether dead or alive.
If u do not know that God exist, you will get to know when you die.

All you've written is total and absolute bullsh*t.
There are historical records describing hercules, zeus and pegasus does it mean they existed?? There are even more records of oddeseus and his oddyssey where he spoke to poseidon (sea god), saw a one eyed cyclops, passed through hades to see ghosts e.t.c than there are of jesus. . .does that make oddeseus' story real??


The only historical record of a jesus is the lying bible, fabricated by  deluded men.
Mind you, this jesus character might have existed but his so called walking on water, turning water into wine, ressurection and ascension are all exagerrated bull crap.
It's exactly the same way ancient civilisations attribute supernatural characteristics to ordinary men or warriors and elevate them as gods or sons of god. Achilles is a pretty good example

For the ways of the lord seems foolish to the carnal mind. . .
May the almighty open your eyes noetic. . .

Afam:
GBAM! What an intelligent one line response to post full of relevant information from someone that maybe from Zimbabwe from the write up.

Every single point that proves the complicity of the West in the Zimbabwe problem is propaganda. And they say Africa has a long way to go and some of us wonder why.

Anothe ZIMBABWE HERALD writer. At least they justify their salaries.

Yes i did and it spoke to my heart. . .

Banom omo oduduwa ni mi oo. . .
Where'd you come from?

I wonder. The almighty god commands us to be sexist who are we to argue??

goodguy100:
Lets just pray for these people who still  do not belive that the all powerful  and all wise creator exist.               [b]   Do u ever ask yourself, where did the world come from? Did it just happen? [/b]Or did a great mind plan it and a great power make it? When u see a bicycle, a car, or an airplane, u know for sure that it couldnt have just happened. Someone planned it and made it so that it would operate accordind to fixed rules. The world and everything in it functions according to fixed patterns which we call laws of nature. The more science discovers about these laws, the more sure we are that someone planned every detail of the universe, made it, and keeps it functioning according to his plan. That someone is God, the all-powerful and all-wise creator. He is Lord, or Ruler, of the Universe.  Please Memorize This-- Genesis 1;1. In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. John 1:3. All things were made by him. Genesis 1;31. And God saw everything that he had made was good.

Do you ever ask yourself where did God come from? Did God just happen?
Who or what created God??

Lwandle:
Its amazing how many people believe that the only sanctions on Zimbabwe are travel restrictions targeting the ruling elite in ZANU PF.
Western media ie BBC CNN REUTERS etc etc have repeated this so many times many people believe it to be gospel truth.
You would think the sum total of an african elites aspirations is to travel to Western capitals lol!!!

So many countries in AFRICA are still colonised economically (We only have flag independence) thats a big reason why not a single African country after gaining its independence has grown significantly industrially and why we are still stuck in the dark ages.
Baron Rothschild once said give me control of a countries economy and I would care not who governs!

Zimbabwe is being punished severely for trying to change that status quo hence the destruction and constant demonisation of its economy and leaders. Mugabe and ZANU PF are in simple terms a threat to western NATIONAL INTEREST.
Threats to their national interest means their RIGHT to exploit other peoples resources for their own gain without paying the fair full just price for them!!

They want to maintain RACIST WHITE PRIVILEDGE across the board and this is why they hate MUGABE so much!!
As Zimbabweans we say leave us alone to chart our own destiny. We dont want your aid all we want is to trade as equals and enjoy the benefits of our GOD given resources which should be under our complete and total control! LAND is the biggest resource because whoever owns the land owns the NATIONS WEALTH and owns the resources (beneath and above) is it not a coincidence that every continent the whiteman colonised the first thing he toook was the LAND? It is all about WEALTH if you have WEALTH then you can build and advance not only yourself but the community the society and the country as a whole!! However if your WEALTH is in someone elses control he would only be interested in advancing and building his own society his own country!!
As AFRICANS we should say now is the time to take control and use our WEALTH to develop ourselves!! That is what Mugabe has been doing these last few years and that is why the WEST is so pissed off with him!! Because it is they who have been benefitting from our WEALTH all along and they will certainly not give it up without a fight!!
whoever owns it owns all the wealth that lies beneath and sits above. We want our wealth to benefit US first and foremost before anyone else! We know fully well that this is a process and not an event and change will not happen overnight but in the fullness of time we shall reap the benefits fully and these will percolate down to the ordinary man in the street. Its about being soveriegn its about being free to live and chart our destinies how we want without the intrusion of the WEST!!! Its about setting up systems that benefit us first and foremost before anyone else!! Its about us benefitting from what is ours before anyone else!! Its about setting up a system of government that reflects us our needs our desires and the level of our development and sophistication our cultures and our traditions!!!!

Its about time we as africans finally woke up to the machinations of those who want to MAINTAIN, PEPERTUATE RACIST PRIVILEDGE at our expense!!

All these you've written are plain rubbish and ridiculous conspiracy theories. PURE MUGABE PROPAGANDA!

Sorry for you. Chineke gba nti gi.

hubreality:
Multiplied Tudor, must you be unruly and insolent to addressing any issue here. You're just ignorantly sowing dirty and bad seeds. Harvest time is sure. Be wise.

The same bad seeds your pastor chris is sowing with his fake miracles and theiving 419 ministry. When is his harvest time??

damhadji:
Panasonic or Tudor  which ever is your name.

you better be careful on how you talk!
you can never tell who is watching oreading this thread.

Is the SSS or SCID now on nairaland?
Before they come and arrest me because i spoke about OBJ's theiving pastor.

Look at them deluded slaves of allah.
There're videos and concrete proof from both muslims and non-muslims that mohammed committed pedophilia. Enjoy.

I'm ready to sow my genitals if it'll get me a ride on that jet

It would be easier for micheal jackson to moonwalk through the eye of a needle for his fans than for the son of man to return for his deluded followers.

It would be easier for micheal jackson to moonwalk through the eye of a needle for his fans than for the son of man to return for his deluded followers.

damhadji:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-RCCG-family/102150624593

This is a page on facebook. You can be part of the benefits that is yet to come from it. Become a fan and suggest to your friends on if you are on facebook.Believe me! It is a place to be.  Thanks

Praise the LORD!!!!!
Beloved, do these benefits include free rides on Daddy 419 G.O's Private Jet??
If so, count me in!


-"For the bl£$$ing$ of the Lord maketh $rich$ and addeth no sorrow"- this scripture is becoming fulfilled in Daddy 419 G.O's life, we hope we can tap into the anointing through facebook.

posakosa:
How come people like Papa Oyedepo pray for fire and hails on the robber esp. when his church was robbed on several occasions. Pray to god is a good suggestion but my memories remain. Everytime I remember what this devil has done to me, I get soo bitter. I want him dead. I feel like going out there and just shooting him to death, Knowing that Karma may never get back at him.

No one is perfect but we are all accountable for our actions.    Yes, I may have wronged people at one particular time or the other but I have never done anything this heinous and evil.

Beloved you are right!
Even our Men of God sent by the most high do it. Papa oyedepo {PBUH} even gave them seven days to die! Halleluyah! Amen!
The lord shall kill all our enemies
matthew 7:7

Ask and it shall be given unto you, seek and you would find, knock and it will be opened

Just ask and that fellow is DEAD coz he has hurt the anointed of the lord. Shalom.