₦airaland Forum

Wow, he looks like his immediate elder brother.

HeadNigga:
No need for DNA. Cabin copy.

No, cabin biscuit

Only a female lecturer can be this thoughtful and kind.
The males can only think of how to sleep with the girls and frustrate the boys.

I doubt it's a naija man. It's south Africans that write like that.
But the girl didn't try at all, if you don't want to do, stay in your house jẹjẹ or ask your daddy to take you on vacation, he's the one that won't ask you for sex in that kind of situation, some fathers are even molesting their daughters now sef, so what are we saying?

hopepitex:
the first wife don decrease

No she don increase

Kenog4real:
Don't get it twisted Yoruba doesn't have letter H. So the spelling is wrong. It is either Ṣ or S. Same with using K to pronounce some words. Like Ópọ̀ (it's much) where it's been spelt okpọ́ also Pẹ̀lẹ́(sorry) where it's been spelt as Kpele.

I wish I took my computer skills serious right from time. I wish to create games in Yoruba for my fellow Nigerians but not how to begin be ish.

So what about names like Shola, Ishola etc?

phineas:
Many thanks to this great ambasaddor of the yoruba culture.

A culture dies when its not written. Note not when its not spoken,but when its not written.

The names of the pieces are actually hilarious.Pawns are the real MVP in chess.their not just the iranse but the abobakus. Excellent description,although the secret is they can become anything they choose to be as long as they make it to the other side.

That said heres a funfact. The yoruba language in its correct use is mastery of the act of description. Talk of how things are named in yoruba and you'll know the language is creative and encourages descriptive expression

Ask for he translation of

Telephone-
Radio-

And my favourite,the phrase gudugudumeje yahyah mefa translated excellent. It was a whole story summarized by the yorubas.they asked what was the white mans feedback and they replied he said good 7 Times, " gudugudu meje, and yeah yeah 6 times "yahyah mefa"

And that ladies and gentle men is how the cute phrase gudugudu meje yahyah mefa came to be.

So here on the pages of nairaland as a son of the soil, I support abobaku for the naming of the pawn.(e.g this describes aptly the agberos of Lagos). We need someone to second this so it becomes endorsed.

@seun any nominees?

Seconded!

Kenog4real:
Don't get it twisted Yoruba doesn't have letter H. So the spelling is wrong. It is either Ṣ or S. Same with using K to pronounce some words. Like Ópọ̀ (it's much) where it's been spelt okpọ́ also Pẹ̀lẹ́(sorry) where it's been spelt as Kpele.

I wish I took my computer skills serious right from time. I wish to create games in Yoruba for my fellow Nigerians but not how to begin be ish.

Please start from somewhere, I promise to patronise you.

miniziter:
I reserve it for you and your family.

Hahaha....
But na you dey beef am na, not me.

miniziter:
She always make front page on nairaland

Are you still beefing her for that?
Would you like to be like that so you can also make frontest page?

Such an adorable babygirl

Wow!
Go Wizzy...

Faller:
A minute of silence to Those girls that'll wear one pant for 7 days....then they'll turn the back and wear it the next week

My heart goes out to y'all

Stop the badmouthing.
It is impossible for a lady to wear a pant more than once because the pain of the itching that comes after such, far outweighs the stress of washing it quickly.
Can't say the same for boys tho, some wear boxers for 14 days straight.

Moreign001:
Brooooo, it's really sad no cap. I wrote jamb 3times, I was supposed to graduate last year, but pandemic took over. It even more sad that some persons at that age are still writing Jamb. So poor...

Lol, I'm not a bro.
I also graduated around age25, so I know exactly how it feels.
It affected my life in many ways.
It is well.

Thanks for cracking my ribs mercilessly Baba Suwe.
Goodnight and say hello to Moladun, you guys should continue to entertain the people on the other side.
We are gonna miss you till we meet to part no more.

nedekid:
This country has really messed up lots of people. In the first place see the age you guys are graduating from university.
Dont misunderstand me oh, I am not blaming you but the system.
In other countries, a 28 year old already has kids and a mortgage.
Anyway, op, you are not ready to get married at least for the next 5 years by which time she will be over 30.
Free her to move ahead jare. Later later you sef will catch one chassis 22 year old to marry.

I tell you, I noticed the age too and its so sad they're just graduating when they should have been done with school around 6 to 8 years ago.
Nigeria is a curse which affects every aspect of its citizens lives.
I wish I could advise the girl to try and add some value to herself b4 jumping into that marriage, else, in a few years she may come back to that single state she's running from but this time with baby(s) and more misery.
@ op, just move on and look for another girl, because that girl can't listen to even jesus himself, if she doesn't rush in and out of that marriage, she won't understand that life is more than being married, self empowerment is key.
Na body go tell am.

luvmijeje:
See talk! If you are not married you are called names! We are shamed by families and by friends into marriage. We are been told if you don't settled down at 20's forget it at 30's. Society called women in their 30's different names. I understand why she couldn't wait

It takes a very very strong woman not to bend to pressure.

The single lives they are all afraid of is what they later end up with in their 30's and 40's but this time with kids. Is that not foolishness.

Hmmmm....... You're making sense.
So what do you think is the solution?

39 kẹ? Haba! I don't know him much but I've been hearing that name in the news since I was in primary school.
He should be 59

Astrid4:
Stop all this emotional bullshits
How on hell will you validate someone's story without knowing the person...do you know the man?, The kind of jobs he does he might be a banker for fvck sake and do you think it is easy to make money legitly go and ask your dad he will explain better or perhaps when you start making you will understand.
This man did the primary duty of a REAL MAN and that is financial security and he was able to provide for a liability who couldn't keep 4 month job and for fvck sake even a maid you pay 25k a month will do a better job without grumbling...have this woman ever appreciated her husband... Do you think it easy to be a head of a family ( the smallest unit of the society) where I get blamed for the silliest sh!t or is it because men don't talk too...Go home and ask your dad he will explain better to you.

And how in hell will you invalidate someone's story too without knowing the person?
He's making money, and so
So many women juggle that same job coupled with pregnancy and other demestic stress.
Or are there no women in his place of work?
My point is that the woman has her reasons for speaking out, so don't try to suppress her voice and feelings, rather go look for her husband who is your fellow monster and listen to his own side of the story.

Icouldhave:
Africa reasoning noi pass so.

Oyibo has a better and sexy name for this

You're suffering from the highest form of narcissism plus psychopathy.
You need both psychological and spiritual deliverance.
I hope people close to you can detect your problems and avoid you like the plague that you are.

ishit4bodyy:
Shakara don end o!
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Nairalanders, may all our enemies be humbled like this. After fighting us, may they use their own hands to wish us well.

Amen oooooo, so shall my story be by His grace.

greymiles:
She won it when nepotism, cronyism and tribalism was so deep in this country’s polity
The hate on the igbos have been long before today
Everyone one knows igbos are the beauty Queen in this country, how the award goes to a yoruba person is what I don’t understand

Mumu beauty isn't just about bleaching/fairness with an empty skull like majority are known for

azraeljaheel:
Kudos to her

<<someone should ask me "how are you" abeg>>

How are you?

You must be a learner if you don't know that the man is putting up that emotional nonsense because he wants to sleep with you, that's if he hasn't *side eyes*
Did you follow him to work to know he wasn't performing well there or you're just so gullible to believe a man?
Men would play all kinds of prank just to sleep with a woman, if you fall, na you use your puna do saara by yourself.
Married men and cheating are 5 & 6, they even cheat more than single guys.

Davash222:
This Olosho made me dislike Gulder Ultimate Search. It's irritating watching those guys/ladies answer her Yes Ma every time.

Says a bad belle who has lost hope of any positive thing happening in his miserable life.
You'll soon choke on your bile, watch out.

holocron:
I put it to you that this is a tissue of lies and fabrication. OP sounds like an ingrate. You are serving/working for your family and instead of appreciating the results of your good works, you are grumbling, complaining and whining. Your husband struggles to do his part in upkeeping the family, you do not appreciate his role but you complain of your own role. You purposely abandoned your family and children for a fake independence and shallow ambitions and now you are regretting. You lost your cherished family for phantom degrees, career and independence. What shall it profit a man to gain the whole world and then lose his soul?

How dare you accuse her of lying?
It's either you're the woman's wicked husband or you're a yabaleft runaway, because you obviously have a mental problem to just invalidate someone's life story without knowing anything about them.

holocron:
How can it be? Isn't she the one complaining of unappreciation and sacrifice? Read between the lines. If it's not acceptable to a woman, they never born the man with the power to push out a woman while keeping the young children.

Shut up and stop talking like you lived in with them!!!
The owner of the story said she was kicked out and you're here talking trash.
Is she the first woman to be thrown out by a man or what tf are you saying?
You must be as evil as her husband.

wordapostle:
Peace
Companion
Access to good food
Healthy environment
Unconditional love
Public display of love

No need to marry then, because more than 85% of married people lack all of these and many more.
Mtcheeeew.

All is see is a very beautiful and happy woman.
Naysayers can go to hell.

KennethEnyi:
Looking at you sokolaoan

What are you saying?

thesicilian:
You want credit cards, when common online loan apps that people collect money from they'll come here to be looking for lawyers that will help them fight the company instead of just paying up

Anyahuruagu:
I actually discussed this with my folks the other time.

The single lifestyle of our generation affects the female gender more than the male gender.

When you age you will understand that the most important aspect of marriage is actually companionship, sex is while you are younger but as you age.

You need a confidant, a partner no matter how hard it is you need someone.

To our single women out there, please use the opportunity now.

I have met plenty aged single women, i must confess that 85% of them aren't happy with their life.

You're very very very wrong on this.
Well, it shows how myopic and shallow your thinking is though, so I can't blame you.
If not you would know that happiness is a very personal and intentional choice which isn't dependent solely on external factors.
There are numerous married people who are worse than miserable while there are equal number of single people who are genuinely happy.
The truth is, as a human, if you're waiting for a husband, wife or kids to make you happy, then you're on a long thing, because if you're not a happy person without them, even with them you'll continue to be joyless all your life, it's that simple!
That why I wonder why some ttc women bother themselves so much to the point of depression.
If they knew the stress (financial, emotional, psychological etc) and pain that comes with childbirth and care, if not fully prepared for, you would wish to remain childless.
Don't get me wrong, children are great to have, but if not well prepared for, the misery is worse than being childless.