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Politics / Re: Kwankwaso, Obi Alliance: INEC Rules May Hamper LP/NNPP Merger by TuFab(f): 12:03pm On Jun 19, 2022
AderonkeOlaniyi:
We Yoruba youths stand on the mandate of Peter Obi, whether in the rain or in the sun!!!

You're on your own o hanty.

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Politics / Re: Kwankwaso, Obi Alliance: INEC Rules May Hamper LP/NNPP Merger by TuFab(f): 12:00pm On Jun 19, 2022
specialmati:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin chai goodbye. Buhari is less currupt when compared to Tinubu well nothing else left to say. Make una vote the finish level na una it will consume

It's just unfortunate that Tinubu and buhari happen to be in the same party.
Buhari should be the gate man of Tinubu's House judging by their intellect, but because they're in the same party, they place them at par.

That's the unfortunate situation we met ourselves in, aboki people are not supposed to be in the same country with normal people.
My prayer is for every region to govern itself, enough of this lost nation situation.

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Politics / Re: Bandits Abduct ’50 Wedding Guests’ Along Sokoto-Zamfara Highway by TuFab(f): 6:53pm On Jun 12, 2022
Maxymilliano:
Na mumu go vote for APC again, Buhari Government is the worst thing to happen Nigeria

Na mumu go vote northerner again.
Atiku is buhari pro max.
Politics / Re: RTEAN, Zamfara Government Buy 2,522 Made-In-Nigeria Buses From OMAA Motors by TuFab(f): 9:08am On Jun 12, 2022
redcliff:
This is another Igbo owned business. Until Nigeria realizes that with an Igbo man at the helm of affairs, Nigeria may never become a producing economy. Look at what a tribe is able to achieve in the face of marginalization, little support from the government and hate from other tribes.

What you don't realize is that owning a business is one thing, getting buyers is another.
If you don't have buyers for your products, it's a waste.
So now, how many igbo people patronise igbo products?
A northerer is even doing that, yet all you can do is rant and convulse.
Won shepe fún yín ní?
Career / Re: Where Is Jumoke "The Bread Seller" by TuFab(f): 7:17pm On Jun 10, 2022
Sebastine1994:
As if they even care about her,

That is how they would not let my parents rest when I left for the university.

Everytime they would be asking about me as if when I finally show face they would give me the whole world.

ADVICE TO ALL. Only your mum has your best interest at heart. Only your mum. Not even your brother and sister. Your brother can backstab you any time if it doesn't benefit him too

To all those who have a witch for a mother, there is nothing I can do for you. I advise you trust nobody in this world

I feel you sha.

Those people asking after you just want to compare/measure their lives with yours. They don't care.

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Career / Re: Where Is Jumoke "The Bread Seller" by TuFab(f): 7:16pm On Jun 10, 2022
Sebastine1994:
As if they even care about her,

That is how they would not let my parents rest when I left for the university.

Everytime they would be asking about me as if when I finally show face they would give me the whole world.

ADVICE TO ALL. Only your mum has your best interest at heart. Only your mum. Not even your brother and sister. Your brother can backstab you any time if it doesn't benefit him too

To all those who have a witch for a mother, there is nothing I can do for you. I advise you trust nobody in this world

What about our daddy?
Properties / Re: Can You Swim In These Swimming Pools!? -(pics Attached) by TuFab(f): 7:10pm On Jun 10, 2022
olamakinde:
are you one of them?

Let me answer for her, yes she is.
Properties / Re: Can You Swim In These Swimming Pools!? -(pics Attached) by TuFab(f): 7:09pm On Jun 10, 2022
kimberlys:
I always wondered why some people can't swim. How hard is it to just get in the water and use your arms as paddles? You might not have good form, but it seem crazy that you couldn't at least approximate swimming in order to move yourself a few meters.

Water isn't our natural habitat na, so it's not unusual if people can't swim, eg myself. Lol
I only like water in a cup abeg.
Foreign Affairs / Re: 'We Are Not A Bird But A Nation': Turkey Changes Name To Türkiye by TuFab(f): 7:31am On Jun 03, 2022
wis3:
Splitting a country like Nigeria is not going to be easy.

Nothing worthwhile is easy in this life.
Other countries did it, we are going to do it too by God's grace, amen.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 'We Are Not A Bird But A Nation': Turkey Changes Name To Türkiye by TuFab(f): 6:16am On Jun 03, 2022
wis3:
But the English pronunciation always made it sound Turkey.

The audacity of those English people.
Always dictating how things should work as if they own the world.

Can't wait for the forced marriage they did in Nigeria to come to an end also so we can submit our new names to the UN as well.
Every nation has the right to self determination a d actualization, and what they wickedly called tribes in Nigeria are actually individual nations.

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Travel / Re: Okada Ban Begins Today, Lagos Deploys More Boats by TuFab(f): 6:25pm On Jun 01, 2022
Emmypure:
Lagos soon will become the land of Igbo before 2030

By Igbo, do you mean 'bush' or 'weed'?

Those are the only meanings of igbo that I know o.
Politics / Re: Deji Adeyanju: Kwankwaso Should Collapse Structure, Work With Peter Obi by TuFab(f): 6:12pm On Jun 01, 2022
AfonjaNaBastard:


Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44, OAM4J

Rule 2, insulting a Nairalander

Shut up shameless cry cry baby.
All the insults you've been giving others nko.
Crime / Re: Wife Kills Husband’s Nephew Over Broken Mirror by TuFab(f): 1:08pm On Feb 07, 2022
Eben91:
Pls can any good news come from Ogun state?
She's from your evil region, she went to develop ogun.

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Family / Re: How To Know If A Man Wants Only Sex by TuFab(f): 8:37am On Feb 04, 2022
ValCon888:
I have a question madam OP. I'm not trying to be rude or derail your thread. Please just answer this one question:

WHY IS IT THAT THE ONLY THING YOU WOMEN HAVE TO OFFER IS SEX?

As a man who's immune to the sexual advances of Nigerian women, you entitled lots do not impress me.

It's not about getting a job or making your own money. It's about changing your mentality.

Nigerian women are mentally screwed.
I'm sure you're referring to your mother and all the other women in your lineage.
If really you are as smart as you portray yourself to be, you wouldn't sum all Nigerian women into one silly category.
Just say girls are avoiding you because of either your chronic ugliness or other worse attributes, instead of claiming to be immune to Nigerian women.
Who wants to be with such a loser anyways?
Family / Re: My Sister Got Pregnant At 21 And My Dad Is Not Taking It Lightly by TuFab(f): 11:54am On Feb 02, 2022
The deed has been done already, your parents should start thinking of how to collect the child from her father 6 months or a year of nursing.
They should help her care for the child while she goes to school.
Simple.

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Celebrities / Re: Naeto C Celebrates His Wife, Nicole On 34th Birthday (Pix) by TuFab(f): 11:43am On Feb 02, 2022
Nutri C... according to Jenifa grin grin grin

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Health / Re: Why Are People Still Smoking After Reading This? (Pictures) by TuFab(f): 3:49pm On Jan 31, 2022
I think it's because something must kill a man.
The irony of it is that the people who are health conscious sometimes/mostly die even before the reckless ones.
So everybody should pick their poison abeg, nobody is gonna make it out of here alive.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Saw Ielts, Toefl And Immigration Apps On My Phone by TuFab(f): 3:45pm On Jan 31, 2022
Bobmarie:
This is true. Some of us don’t do it on purpose but the way a man handles it is crucial to him getting the respect he deserves from his woman. Women don’t respect who they can talk down to at will.

Deleting the apps after her tantrum sends a message that he is a weakling and will always cave to her demands. He should’ve explained what he was doing with them and left her to think whatever. I suspect this isn’t the 20th time she is doing this and getting her way. The poster’s girl seems to wear the pants here.
You've said it all.
Crime / Re: Interview With Relatives Of Sofiat Kehinde Lady Killed For Rituals In Abeokuta by TuFab(f): 2:37pm On Jan 31, 2022
Please older men should tell me if there's a kind of daring hormone that pumps excessively around late teens and early twenties for boys.
The kind of fear I have for boys of that age no be here.
That's how I dropped at my bustop to take a bike the other day, 2 of those boys just came from nowhere and started insulting me and threatening to take my phone, for no just reason fa! (I heard them saying see as she dey look us)
Thank God for some older men that were passing and guided me to the bike man.

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Celebrities / Re: Cheslie Kryst Dies After Jumping From A Manhattan Skyscraper by TuFab(f): 9:58am On Jan 31, 2022
mariovito:
Suicide rate is just skyrocketing, humans have become so weak, with all the technological and economic advancement, we still are very unsatisfied and depressed.

Our forebears with less had a more rewarding existence.

Lack of real problems is becoming a problem in itself.
Gbam!!!!!!!
They need to come and import some problems from Nigeria so they can be a bit busy solving them.
Family / Re: Help! My Wife Easily Quarrels And Keeps Malice With Me. by TuFab(f): 9:56am On Jan 31, 2022
If you're seeing this sign already, please don't get her pregnant yet.
It's like you're both still not sure if you want to be married or not.
Sort yourselves before bringing innocent kids into your confusion or raising them in a broken home, because it's like that's the path you're both threading.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Saw Ielts, Toefl And Immigration Apps On My Phone by TuFab(f): 9:51am On Jan 31, 2022
captainking:
So if you want to travel abroad.. You will not go because of her??
Please say yes and come and collect the award for SIMPle man of the year.
You mean SIMPlest man?
They don't know that some ladies throw subtle tantrums to see if a man has some balls or not.
No woman likes a jittery man who can't boldly defend a decision/action he has taken.
Spits...

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Celebrities / Re: Davido, Chioma & Their Son Ifeanyi At A Family Event (Video) by TuFab(f): 8:50am On Jan 31, 2022
muheeb01:
Chioma and wizkid level of decorum and maturity is top notched....they won't talk I like that
How can you put clueless chioma and Wizkid together in a sentence?
Highest level of disrespect.
Stopeet.....

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Politics / Re: Ritual Killings: Timaya Asks People To Be Careful With Friends by TuFab(f): 8:45am On Jan 31, 2022
nedekid:

Have a blessed week!
You too dear developer, don't forget to buy a piece of land in Lagos this week.
I can link you to new sites, just in case you're out of options.

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Family / Re: My Husband Flogs Me by TuFab(f): 8:39am On Jan 31, 2022
SmellySperm:
He flogs you with cane? Is he a classroom teacher?
As in..., maybe he's a retired headmaster. grin grin grin grin

Madam keep enduring the flogging o, pious wife.
At least you've not had a cause to visit the hospital yet.
Enjoy the beating pls, husband house is better than a few broken teeth and bones.

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Politics / Re: Ritual Killings: Timaya Asks People To Be Careful With Friends by TuFab(f): 8:28am On Jan 31, 2022
nedekid:

What is mine is mine, I bought it, inherited or earned it where ever it is.
It is mine in Lagos. Proudly mine without shame. Guess what, Igbos have many of your kind as tenants. They pay rent to their igbo landlords in "their" lagos.
Hug a transformer for all I care.
Hehehe.... See me see trouble this early morning.
It's not a bad thing that people want to die for what's yours afterall it means one is blessed.
So mr man keep buying, nobody is stopping you ok? Don't bite me abeg.
If only any reasonable person could lay claims to any property in iboland (aka cursed land) though.
Joke's on you dude.

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Family / Re: My Wife Hates Sex And Prefers I Masturbate by TuFab(f): 8:10am On Jan 31, 2022
arthurwillia:

this one na pikin jare
Alayerada
Grow up
Improve your self-esteem
You can not be able to make it in life if you continue like this
you'll always play second fiddle
Keep shedding tears. Until blood comes out, I won't take you serious.
Cry on loser...
Politics / Re: Ritual Killings: Timaya Asks People To Be Careful With Friends by TuFab(f): 8:08am On Jan 31, 2022
nedekid:

Bottomline, leaches take for free, Igbos buy. If you don't empower yourselves, kids etc, "leaches" (using your words) will buy your property and turn you to tenant. Simple. If you doubt it, go to shasha, in Lagos and see. 80% of all new houses are owned by leaches. Even the obas house was built by a "leach"!
Anyway a good doc friend of mine. A Yoruba wrote on his fb that Yoruba ronu.
Driving along ayobo he noticed that all the new shops being built, 95% were rented by igbos. He said the apprenticeship system his people practiced was flawed. Someone has to pay to learn the trade eg hairdressing. After graduating the person is burdened with having to settle the mentor, then raise money to do freedom and graduation party. The person is already in debt! How does he/she start?
On the other hand the easterner learns the trade, he is fed, he makes small money from sales etc. At the end of some years the mentor is obliged to set him up. Give him money to start life. Eg He rents a shop and stocks it. The master keeps mentoring him and giving him stock until he stabilizes. The circle goes round. Next the young man starts buying properties.
Go to the Iron market after agulegba that was ran by Yorubas years back and see which people dominate the place now. A leach will enter there and in 1 year he is buying all the properties around.
Look at the defective apprenticeship system to get your people empowered.
My neighbour's house was bought for over 80m by a leach, baba abandoned his kids and moved to the village in ondo and took a new wife at old age. His kids are now tenants. All the houses bought on my street are by easterners. If your people wount or cannot afford to buy nko?
You don't expect me to read this epistle, do you?
You don't need so much energy to justify a proper concept.
Just be proud of what's yours for once and stop shamelessly claiming what's not. Simple.
Self hatred is a big disease.

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Politics / Re: Ritual Killings: Timaya Asks People To Be Careful With Friends by TuFab(f): 9:49pm On Jan 30, 2022
nedekid:

It all about demographics. Ie population distribution.
It also has to do with financial empowerment. Eg, in an estate where 80% of the houses are owned by igbos or northerners, naturally the leadership of that estate might not be Yoruba.
It is not about hating your own thing.
If I buy your house tomorrow eg in Ikeja. I pay you and take procession, is it still your own thing? You cannot eat your cake and have it, if not hold a meeting of Yorubas and make a concensus not to sell to igbos, northerners etc. Then buy back all the properties on a willing seller willing buyer basis.
What demographics are you talking about?
You igbo people are just leaches, if not, how can you troop to a certain location and the best you can think of is taking ownership of the place or wanting to rule over the people who are the original owners. Who does that?
Can you take that in your SE??
Now you're using yeye English to justify the unjustifiable.
I'm expecting your people to try to become FCT minister soon going by your logic.
Celebrities / Re: Bae U In Sex For Skits Scandal by TuFab(f): 9:42pm On Jan 30, 2022
Passionate888:
Probably a Yoruba Moslems
Sharap!!
Your fish brain wasn't able to process the news beyond tribalism right?

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Family / Re: My Wife Hates Sex And Prefers I Masturbate by TuFab(f): 9:33pm On Jan 30, 2022
arthurwillia:


Lol no bro, it's not a place of pain, it's pity for your pathetic life that you have to act like someone else to be fulfilled..
Think about you or life. Is this how you will continue? You can never make it like this bro
It's definitely a place of pain for you, and I'm still trying to understand the reason, as the picture is def not that of any female member of your family, as y'all are direct descendants of apes.
Go check your bro at Kirikiri, Panti or Aro.
So keep crying ok, your tears tastes like Coca-Cola.

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