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my oga ituen, na you oh

at 5 in the morning, its definately sleep that is worrying her

i no wan download virus enter my pc

ituen, u dey on heat?? make i send my dog over, she sef dey on heat. so heat plus heat is equals to half dog, half human

1st na Ben, now joevy dey runs my princessa

clem don turn ur PRO. hmmm, that means na u dey service the . . . . . . i no talk anything oh

@ituen

abeg, no come my country b4 u spoil am

but man, Nigeria no dey try sha, make we still dey pray sha

hey bro, whats popping.

men, its beena while i heard from her. i have misplaced he number, i am waiting for folly to give it to me

whats been happening with you

why cayon dey waste precious space

hmnmmmm

hmmmm

is it my princessa that u are talking about like this. My God !!!

. . . . .and why wud u insinuate that, u havent even met the guy

i hate sad endings to jokes.

ituen whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

at a time, i thought i was reading about Salvador sorntzer in SECOND CHANCE.

oh well, they both are f**ked

@ben

jeovy dey come for you.

@poster

nice one there

stale joke

nice

ituen,

cunt is the door way u used to enter this world. well there about

**walks in, looks at all the blow suckers the walks out **

i aint down with that shit

are some people born without sense, or they are just naturally stupid

starts singing LOVE IS BLIND by Eve


**love is blind
and it would take over your mind
cuz what u think is love, is trully not , you need to .
. . . . . .(i no fit remember the rest)**

make una go google the song [right][/right]

this joke's a piece of crap

ben, this is one of the best jokes i have seen on NLD. men, i had to call my bro to come and see this. dude, it is so damn funny.

poor kid, the kid that asked 5 questions is next in line, what ye think

na ituen don turn to itunes now abi chiefs no dey get respect for this place again

why u dey open eye

dude, pass me the money, i feel like spending

ninja bike, u just dey disappear dey re-appear

may i never have kids like that

@poster

u must be a victim of being an ugly boi. what a sucker

ben ben ben

i'm pretty sure it was fun hey? hehe