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Politics › Re: Why Is Reno Campaigning For Bola Tinubu Pro Bono by Tulsaguy: 3:05pm On May 01, 2022
The only thing bigger than Atiku dollars in Nigeria is a consecrated heart that's NEVER been defiled by the god of mammon.

Who in Nigeria has that heart?
Crime › Re: Police Launch Manhunt For Lady Who Had Sex With Dog In Viral Video by Tulsaguy: 3:03pm On May 01, 2022
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Politics › Re: What Do We Enjoy As A Citizen Of This Country? by Tulsaguy: 3:02pm On May 01, 2022
Ok
Politics › Re: Joe Anatune Dead! Soludo’s Media Manager Dies 11 Days After Appointment by Tulsaguy:
Soludo my man. Take heart.


The kind of President I would have wish us to have. But your people don't play national politics well.


Quote me with your thinking cap on.....
Politics › Re: 2023 Presidency: Ndigbo Not Happy With PDP – Ohanaeze by Tulsaguy: 3:00pm On May 01, 2022
ProudImolite:
Who is your candidate?
Imolite you wan send ESN to am...?
Politics › Re: Tinubu Vs Osinbajo: Lagos, Ogun Likely Decided, Battle Line Drawn In Others by Tulsaguy: 2:59pm On May 01, 2022
Peppysco:
I have said it over and over again, there is definitely a game plan between Tinubu and Osinbajo. At the very last minute, Tinubu will either step down or intentionally lose to him.
You gerrit bro. Only very few people i have met is seeing it from this angle. A lot of people think Osinbajo and Tinubu are on a collision course... They don't know that politics is a more like a game of chess.
Politics › Re: IGBO People Will Abadone Peter Obi The Way They Did To Ojukwu In 2003 by Tulsaguy: 2:13pm On May 01, 2022
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Politics › Re: Eyewitness Says Nigerian Army Collects Bribes From Bandits by Tulsaguy: 2:12pm On May 01, 2022
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Politics › Re: Nigerians Express Support For Peter Obi On Twitter (photos) by Tulsaguy: 2:11pm On May 01, 2022
Ok
Politics › Re: Bashir, El-Rufai's Son 'Congratulates' Peter Obi For Picking PDP Form by Tulsaguy: 2:11pm On May 01, 2022
Ok
Politics › Re: Another First From Buhari Government. Thanks To Tinubu And SW APC! by Tulsaguy: 2:10pm On May 01, 2022
Ok
Politics › Re: Governor Obaseki Increases Minimum Wage To ₦40,000 In Edo by Tulsaguy:
Can he pay.... No be to increase.
Politics › Re: NOBODY Among The Southern Candidates Can Defeat Tinubu- Reno Omokri by Tulsaguy: 1:58pm On May 01, 2022
Watch out for Reno Omokriminal and Deji Adeyanju, they are both singing the same song.

While I know both are political jobmen, there is sense in their submissions. Ojuyobo no de go Kano go meet Gandollar for fun. e get why.


He distributed trailer loads of rice few days ago in the North. Na for fun?

Politics and banditry is the only thriving business in Nigeria.

Reno & Deji are political bandits. Only Atiku own their passwords.
Crime › Re: NDLEA Intercepts ₦1.1billion Travellers’ Cheques, Cocaine At Lagos Airport by Tulsaguy:
Ipob on the beat. You can never beat the developers to this game. We at NCAN grin grin hail every veteran and potential mkpuruminri on this platform. Everyone must tow the path where he's got comparative advantage.

Afonjas should leave this business for children from AfghanEastern. No be everything una go de drag with us. grin


Presidency una no wan give us, Vice President una no gree grin . Una kolombi fulani & still wan de drag development business with us. Skull mining no do una? Huhh


grin grin grin

I get exam coming.... be like say make EndSars-like kind of protest just erupt... Make d exam no hold. I no know wetin I wan write sef.
Politics › Re: Police Intercept Drugs Worth ₦3 Million In Lagos (Photos) by Tulsaguy: 1:13pm On May 01, 2022
HiFive:
Afonja skull miner disguising as Arewa. Even if u be Arewa sef, mak ur aboki blother bomb kee u der.

No love lost, no love found. grin grin
You de kraiz, Ipobian. grin
Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie To Critics: I Will Sort Out Issues In My Family Amicably by Tulsaguy: 12:37pm On May 01, 2022
[quote author=cenaman post=112424333][/quote]Nigar raw.... Caution
Politics › Re: Jubilation As ESN Raids Cultist Hideouts In Aba by Tulsaguy: 12:31pm On May 01, 2022
Conner44:
Even your bandits won’t waste their time or matches going to burn empty police stations grin which police get mind to stay where terrorists don hoist flag?

Your people mostly beg for alms or engage in skull mining so una daily bread dey usually waka come meet una for street cheesy

You claim biafra is imaginary yet why all the brouhaha about ipob in Nigeria today? undecided

I can never be in your backyard except to take pictures for blog tongue

Caution! kiss
ESN member spotted.
Crime › Re: Kemi Olunloyo: African Girls Go To Dubai, Qatar To Eat Faeces To Earn Money by Tulsaguy: 12:21pm On May 01, 2022
The only independent journalist I take serious is David Hundeyi, the rest are in my recycling bin on Nairaland.
Politics › Re: Dirty Fight: How Tinubu's Flying Monkeys Desecrated Peter Obi's Wikipedia Page by Tulsaguy: 12:19pm On May 01, 2022
Ok
Politics › Re: Jubilation As ESN Raids Cultist Hideouts In Aba by Tulsaguy: 12:18pm On May 01, 2022
Conner44:
But bandits, iswap and boko haram have annexed villages and hoisted flags in your village undecided herdsmen are gallivanting upandan waiting for you in your farms too

Is it true that your elected ones have never had this same sense you’re looking for?
Name any police station burnt down by bandit in my village.

Name anyone strong enough to ask my people not to go look for their daily bread because of imaginary Biafra.

I am sure your are typing this from my backyard in my peaceful village.

Caution!
Politics › Re: Police Intercept Drugs Worth ₦3 Million In Lagos (Photos) by Tulsaguy: 12:08pm On May 01, 2022
NCAN (Name Checkers Association of Nigerian) will be disappointed. No be only our blothers from AfghanEastern, the developers of Malaysia & Philippines de commit drug crime. Afonja sef de do their own.

If na weed na Afonja do am. If na kok, developers. Only Arewa be gentle boys grin grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu Vs Osinbajo: Lagos, Ogun Likely Decided, Battle Line Drawn In Others by Tulsaguy:
I can read between the lines. I am not a prophet or soothsayer but I understand politics to an extent.


Tinubu & Osinbajo can NEVER break rank. You can take that to the bank. Osinbajo is either working for Tinubu's emergency or Tinubu is working for Osinbajo's emergency.

Do you think suddenly, I meant all of a sudden DANGOTE TRAILER will just easily pass through the midst Jagaban and the Starboy Osinbajo, Tinubu's Attorney General for 8 years or so? THINK AGAIN!

It's one of these two that's happening:

1. Tinubu knew clearly he would have opposition from within. He plans for betrayal even from you even if you are in bed with him. He definitely knew almost all of them that formed APCheat are ambitious criminals, who want to rule Nigeria by any means. He could have asked Osinbajo to get in the race, to mop up delegates who are pro-Osinbajo for himself during the primary. It's just to tell them who to vote for while the star boy back out. grin

Difficult right? Doesn't even make sense huummm? Don't underestimate Jagaban.

2. Tinubu may have intention to run, but back out to support Osinbajo candidacy. But as a bad ass political juggernaut, having sample the pulse of Nigerians, & the cabal that don't want him, due to this thinking that he won't be easily controlled and the fact that there is an aura of thievery around him, he might have been in the race to protect his star boy. Knowing fully well that the power that be in the North want AMECHI, and other interests who would want to create problems for his primed joker.

Jagaban won't step down, so that people don't code his game plan, APCheat will do the primary and he will lose to Osinbajo. He would publicly accept the results and declared support for who the party elected at the primary (the star boy). In fact, Many of us here in Nairalan will hail him for being a party man. It's all part of the game.

But I tell you with pin point accuracy, SW will be represented on the APCheat ticket. Even you cannot trust Ayo Adebanjo of PDP, Jagaban has his receipts.


Politics is a game in Nigeria.

Hint:

1. SanwoOlu, Lagos houseboy was in Osinbajo's residency along with other APC Governors on SUNDAY night before Starboy declared to run. Remember, you all saw him declared early morning the following day.

2. SanwoOlu, the Lagos Houseboy stood right behind Tinubu on MONDAY when he made the infamous remarks that he doesn't have a son old enough to contest against him in the APC primary. That's a day after hobnobbing with Osinbajo the star boy.

Does SanwoOlu has the liver to dance to both drum beats from Jagaban and Osinbajo on opposing sides.? You answer is as good as mine.

I leave you to imagine what Obasa and his house of assembly would have used to welcome him from Abuja.
Politics › Re: Osun 2022: We Are Planning Towards A Conclusive Election – INEC by Tulsaguy: 11:20am On May 01, 2022
This should tell you something. Conclusive election? What if it ends in conclusively, una wan conclude am by force abi.


What Jimi is to PDP in Lagos is what the dancing senator is to PDP in Osun. You need a candidate with the heart of Ortom, the head of Wicked wike to wrestle Osun from INEC and APC.
Christianity Etc › Re: Dressing Seductively To Deposit Lust In The Heart Of Others by Tulsaguy:
I am sure there is penalty for exposure of private parts in our laws. Violence against persons Act provides jail term and Section 216 of the criminal code regards the indecent treatment of boys, their exposure to what they should not see as an offence of felony liable to imprisonment for seven years. It went further to say you be punished for showing us your private parts. Does it happen?


We have shifted our focus to the section of our laws that protect women only against violence penetration that we all called rape. Whoever commit rape needs to have his head examined and must be jailed for monkey years, whoever seduces the opposite sex too shouldn't be let off the hook.

At the same time, allowing all classes of oloshos & evening newspapers to walk free with their cleavages, camel toes and bum unclothed is also sexual harassment nobody wants to address this. Are men superhuman? If you complain, they tell you to keep your eyes straight and feminists will even put it in your face that what they put on shouldn't be your headache because we have a hypocritical society that protects the girls and leave the boys to protect themselves.

All our fake attention was on helping the girl in Chrisland video get help while we abandoned the boy(s) involved. Those children didn't start today, that's what our hypocrisy has potential to breed. Next thing, as usual knee jerk reaction from reactionary govt. shut the school as if the same act is not being carried out in our own government schools. Go to sango High school to hear stories.




These days, we chose not to remember that men too are being harassed sexually, abused domestically and turtured emotionally.

While I hate everything hisbah police is doing in Kano, I subscribed to the mode of dressing of Arewa babes. We may call it hypocrisy, at least they cover up their own hypocrisy and not throwing it at everybody face.


To retrieve back this society from total collapse, we must begin to teach good morals from home, churches, mosque and school. Govt. must regulate the music industry and fizzle out songs like "ale le ma n fodi, irole le ma n we", all marlians related nonsense must be uprooted from our airwaves and zazu crooners and his ilks encouraged to add life to his nonsense. The nonsense wey we hear don do.
Politics › Re: What Fayemi Said To Soludo To Steal Him Into Apc by Tulsaguy: 10:14am On May 01, 2022
Lolz
Politics › Re: Who Caused The Marginalisation Of Igbos In NIGERIA by Tulsaguy: 10:13am On May 01, 2022
Ok
Politics › Re: IGBO People Will Abadone Peter Obi The Way They Did To Ojukwu In 2003 by Tulsaguy: 10:12am On May 01, 2022
Lol
Politics › Re: Jubilation As ESN Raids Cultist Hideouts In Aba by Tulsaguy: 10:08am On May 01, 2022
Ipob running parallel government in AfghanEastern.


Since the elected ones no get sense, criminal are now delivering dividends of democlazy in Igbo land.
Politics › Re: 2023: I’ll Support Yahaya Bello, I Don’t Believe In Igbo Presidency – Uwazuruike by Tulsaguy: 10:07am On May 01, 2022
Hahahahahahajaja
Politics › Re: 2023 Presidency: Ndigbo Not Happy With PDP – Ohanaeze by Tulsaguy:
Atiku needs to add flesh to the brown envelopes he sent to these Ipob cultural Wing in AfghanEastern for their tone to change.

I am surprised that it is even Afonjas afenifere that is taking paracetamol for Ohaneze headache.


Abaribe don collect enough from Turaki of Adamawa, e don declared support for another fulani man to rule Naija for another 8 years grin

Ralph uwazuruike don declared for Yeye Bello, e don tell us say no one in the yeast can deliver what Yeye Bello will deliver, not even Ojukwu. grin

Reno Omokriminal, the only legendary Igbo/ipobians spokesman don collect im own, e don say only a northerner can steer Nigeria to our desired haven.

What again.... Ohaneze should beg Abaribe, Reno & Ralph to cut soap for them.

Who knows if Jagaban has signed Kanu's cheque. Ipob will change their tone sharpaly. #Hungabad

Some inconsequential here on Nairaland should go and get their pvc b4 shouting in Obi we trust.

Anyway I keep my candidate to my chest. Lest Ipob send him their bile and bitterness missiles. grin grin. They don't care even if na one of them dem be ma candidate.
Politics › Re: Femi Adesina: Under Buhari, We Can Thank God That We Can Feed Ourselves by Tulsaguy: 10:05am On May 01, 2022
Ok
Politics › Re: REPS 2023: Barr. Ifeyinwa Morah Poses With Her PDP Clearance Certificate (Photos by Tulsaguy:
FTC medal to me. I give Seun aunty kemi in return as 4th wife grin grin grin

Triumph at screening. Ayam not understanding.

Screening na election?

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