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Politics › Re: Why We Met Sowore — Garba Shehu by Tulsaguy: 11:16am On Dec 01, 2019
You need no one to tell u that aso rock is having sleepless nights on Sowore's issue. They wanted him to negotiate his release by dropping his agitation for a better Nigeria. Sowore is equiped, ready for them any day anytime.

You may touch his body ( by keeping him in detention) illegally, don't touch his soul (don't kill through air, food....poison). If anything happens to Sowore, WE the PEOPLE shall hang Buhari by his balls insha Allah.

By the way, why does Nduka whatever has to lie he didn't meet Sowore. Asslickers full naija.
Celebrities › Re: EU Removes Basketmouth As Ambassador For Sexual & Gender Based Violence by Tulsaguy: 10:50am On Dec 01, 2019
LordAdam16:
I'm not a comedian.

I just see history in 4D.

It's okay for rape to be "too heavy a matter of joke" for you. Religious people too consider their holy books, the stories, and people in it to be "too heavy a matter of joke."

And all of that is fine. You're not going to make a Jesus joke in the Vatican, for the same reason you wouldn't make a Muhammad joke in Riyadh, or a Vishnu joke in Delhi. I think you should be able to, but it's not appropriate by most, and that's okay.

But when you start censoring speech and de-platforming folks for the things they say, when you could easily pay them no mind; it'd be impossible to stop the boulder when it starts rolling.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Most people think all of this is new. It isn't. The maniacs start with censoring the stuff that most people can get behind. You think they're doing it in good faith, until they aren't.

It's the classic boiling frog experiment.

The only reason why you and most of those clamoring for this type of censorship are doing so is because you have no idea about the cost of liberty. Well, I guess we've had freedom for too long, time to revert back to our historic ways.

-Lord
While it's termed a free world, & you can do & say whatever you like in conversations, public discourse, jokes etc so long what you do and say do not impact negatively on others ....they say it is allowed ..... now that's freedom/liberty.

Now liberty isn't a call to reckless jokes or irresponsibility. I think it's a call to responsibility. And responsibility is the state or fact of being accountable or to blame for something. The cost of liberty is immeasurable, expensive and having liberty is a call to responsibility in word & deed. It's also being sensitive to the needs of others in the Eco system.

The world-india, SA, Nigeria, everywhere are doing everything to curb this menace, it shouldn't be trivialised.

I maintained that anyone who has a family member that has gone through that acutely distressing experience wouldn't term it to be joke.
Celebrities › Re: EU Removes Basketmouth As Ambassador For Sexual & Gender Based Violence by Tulsaguy: 7:24am On Dec 01, 2019
LordAdam16:
I'm sure he "ruminated" on the joke.

Expecting every joke by any comedian to be on point, for everyone; is called "perfection." It's impossible.

It happens all the time in a large country like the US. Comedians have a repertoire of jokes. Some they can tell in the South, others you can tell in the North. Some you can tell on a college campus, others you can tell in a small town bar. Some you can tell to a black audience, others to a Persian immigrant audience.

I mean how sad does your life have to be that a joke takes you over the edge.

The world is unforgiving. Liberty is sacred. Let comedians be comedians.

-Lord
@LordAdam, Truly comedy has been a very useful antidote that relieve stress especially for Nigerians & people globally. But rape case to me is to heavy a matter of joke. On a lighter mood, i suppose you are a comedian...
Politics › Re: How Buhari’s Emissaries Met Sowore In Detention - Premium Times by Tulsaguy: 11:45pm On Nov 30, 2019
I know Buhari is a tyrant, but Sowore stubbornness is factory made. He is fearless, ruthless with words & attack in all fronts. He confronted milads, is it cow fucker tyrant in Agbada that will now shake him....

He will prefer to be there for 5yrs than negotiate to be caged from talking. His being behind the bar is building is CV locally and internationally. My sister who hates politics asked of who this Sowore of a guy is, with just a brief of his profile, I could sense she already sympathizes with him ... one more person won.

The dullard always make his enemies more popular....
Politics › Re: How Buhari’s Emissaries Met Sowore In Detention - Premium Times by Tulsaguy: 11:37pm On Nov 30, 2019
Buhari.... I can only wish u one thing..... O ni kure.

Celebrities › Re: EU Removes Basketmouth As Ambassador For Sexual & Gender Based Violence by Tulsaguy: 11:19pm On Nov 30, 2019
LordAdam16:
You do.

No hot topic is immune to a good joke. Emphasis on good.

Dark humor is an art. Amazing art I must add. It's not everyone's cup of tea, but don't force your preferences on others.

There are plenty of clean comedians. And I mean so good you'd totally not miss dirty jokes. It just turns out dirty comedians are the most popular. Most people enjoy a well-put-together joke, regardless of topic.

Furthermore, most people don't understand the metamorphosis of refreshing jokes. Most jokes start as wonky ideas. Then they get refined. Until comedians think they're good enough, then they audition it before welcoming audiences to gauge reactions. They continue working on it, until it becomes perfect.

If you heard a joke which is still a work in progress, even from a legend, you'd barely let out a giggle, much less an hearty laugh. If it's about a touchy subject matter, like war; audience reactions may even include a few growls.

Bad jokes are just that. Bad jokes. No one wants to be the purveyor of bad jokes, whether before a full crowd at 02 Arena or at a family Thanksgiving dinner.

This censorship will eventually be short lived.

Once upon a time, people were hanged for "heresy": Today, it's losing an endorsement and future work opportunities for "misconduct." In the future, your descendants will look back at you so-called 'arbiters of morality' aka progressives and go; good thing those f*ckers ain't around anymore, huh!

-Lord
You have got a superior argument & I duff my hat for your in-depth analysis. However, many victims of rape & their closest allies won't be happy to hear such especially from a grade A comedian who they feel should know better about the subject matter.

Agreed it's joke but I 'd rather comedians ruminate on some of their jokes before letting them out for public consumptions, because what taste good in their mouths may taste otherwise in another's with a bad/damaged taste buds (ie those who have gone/still going through the emotional & psychological trauma of being violated by nonentities...
Politics › Re: Why We Don't Initiate Death Penalty For Corruption - Senate's Spokesman by Tulsaguy: 6:45pm On Nov 30, 2019
U de mad....but u can debate death penalty for insult and abuse on social media.......Oni ku u re.... Awon ole

Celebrities › Re: EU Removes Basketmouth As Ambassador For Sexual & Gender Based Violence by Tulsaguy: 6:29pm On Nov 30, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Fear Isikwuato village people, they won't rest till they see Bright back home tapping palmwine.
But the truth be told, some people take life so seriously.
That was a joke and the only job of a comedian is to make jokes.
What did they expect from signing a comedian.

If EU and UN can't understand a joke and relate it to heartless Nigerian girls who want brothers to use up their life savings just to woo them then the joke is on them.

Basketmouth may be a shoddy backstreet comedian, but the truth remains that he has the balls most Nigerian comedians don't.

Dude doesn't give a hoot bout being political correct.
And since being an ambassador entails being political correct, the UN can take their ambassadorship and shove it up the Pope, the Dai Lama or the Oba of Bini's butt.

But rape is not an option.
It is wiser to spend on yourself and pleasure yourself by yourself.
You don't make a joke about a hot topic like rape. Basket goofed big time. I am sure he wouldn't want his daughter raped by any idiot.

He has made a fortune from comic industry he shouldn't use his hand to pull down all his has toiled for.
Politics › Re: Lagos Government Orders Traders, Drivers Out Of Marina by Tulsaguy: 8:59am On Nov 30, 2019
Sanwo-Tinubu is a point and kill Governor.... Whatever he point to is a gunna...

Celebrities › Re: Etinosa Smokes, Quotes The Bible: "My Mother Tried In Training Me" by Tulsaguy: 8:47am On Nov 30, 2019
Even the devil your father knows the scriptures... Didn't your father quote scriptures when tempting the Lord?


Your departing is not Nigeria's headache.... It's yours and your mother's. Product of Daddy Freeze sheepies church.... Children born in the evening of life...
Politics › Re: U.S Congress Writes To Nigeria On The Detention Of Sowore (Photo) by Tulsaguy: 9:32am On Nov 28, 2019
An illiterate unforgiving vengeful idiot cannot doesn't understand the ethos of democracy. Shameless nincompoop that lead DSS runs to courts to secure court order to detain but flagrantly ignore the same order of the court order that ordered the release of people exercising their constitutional rights...

Buhari is worse than ebola, if Nigerians overcame ebola, we will overcome Buhari.

Phones › Re: Where Are Samsung Phones Made? by Tulsaguy: 8:04am On Nov 28, 2019
Otuoke
Politics › Re: Sowore's Wife, Opeyemi And Supporters Protest In US, Want Him Released by Tulsaguy: 11:09pm On Nov 27, 2019
Danzakidakura:
We thank God for Buhari.he is God punishment grin. Your husband is a criminal he soiled his hand with evil and evil will never depart from him. He must vomit all the money he collect to tarnished the image of GEJ.
Even your Lord drunkard GEJ is now on Buhari's side, your Reno omokriminal & FFK d old ranting machines have packed up, de there de cry foul on Sowore's case. Pained asshole is still being pained since 2015. Sorry... ur GEJ was calamitous & naija can't continue with him.
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky: "I Am Still Bleeding Blood And Water After Fixing My Body In Dubai" by Tulsaguy: 7:04pm On Nov 27, 2019
Chubhie:
We need to raise a national alter of prayer for Bobrisky. Bob must not die but live and be the bad example to our children.
For your children alone... Oponu
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky: "I Am Still Bleeding Blood And Water After Fixing My Body In Dubai" by Tulsaguy: 7:01pm On Nov 27, 2019
Which is the real bobrisky the stupid boy here...

Romance › Re: Can My Disrespectful & Unsubmissive Girlfriend Change After Marriage? by Tulsaguy: 3:26pm On Nov 27, 2019
The day Buhari changes from being a tyrant......It's impossible bro
Family › Re: 17-Year-Old Boy Marries 16-Year-Old Girl In Nnewi, Anambra State (Photo) by Tulsaguy: 9:05am On Nov 27, 2019
Why is it that the Igbos and the Yorubas always come with daggers & knifes to almost every post on nairaland. Two dominant & different people, so close in some many ways and so far from each other.

There are people from other places here too who don't disturb like these two...
Crime › Re: You Will Be Arrested If Caught Using Fireworks – Police Warn by Tulsaguy: 11:43pm On Nov 26, 2019
Mr. Olopa, Bribe-taker Askari. Una no get mouth 4 there... we fear only soldiers...
Crime › Re: Robbers Attack UNIABUJA Medical Hostel Again, Many Injured (Graphic Photos) by Tulsaguy: 11:37pm On Nov 26, 2019
Na those jobless boys in Phase 3..... no doubt
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Olympiacos: UCL (4 - 2) On 26th November 2019 by Tulsaguy: 11:26pm On Nov 26, 2019
Angelfrost:
Wetin Mourinho wan do so??! Substitution in first half??!... Desperation is real. grin
A technical expert (Mou) is different from primary school coach (Ole Gunna soakaway)
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Shows-Off Huge Tattoo On Her Back, Talks About Sex by Tulsaguy: 2:48pm On Nov 26, 2019
Churchill escaped death by a whisker. This hoe would have terminated his journey but mercy said no. Churchill mama go be prayer warrior i think because to comot meat from d mouth of this vulture....you go try gan ni.

Anyway she is advertising for brother Nwoko....
Celebrities › Re: Surgery: "My Body Is Swollen. I Am Bleeding" - Bobrisky Shares Bloody Photo by Tulsaguy: 8:55am On Nov 26, 2019
O le make e....iwo omo ale jatijati
Politics › Re: Thunderstorm: Fulani Herdsmen Flee Osun At Night (Photos) by Tulsaguy:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Proudly Omo osun...we don't make noise, we make news. We give dem what they deserve. We know Oyetola is pro-fulani & an aboki asslicker. In their best interest they should vacate because more than thunderstorm is coming. Mora-fukers
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu On Allen Onyema Air Peace: "I'll Meet People That Matter Most In USA by Tulsaguy: 4:09pm On Nov 25, 2019
Too much of codeine....

Sports › Re: Ogenyi Onazi Pays 1.5million Naira For Sanni Emmanuel Surgery by Tulsaguy: 11:20pm On Nov 24, 2019
praiseneo:
And some people will ask this Nigerian artistes for 50k dem no go give you instead dem go savage your life.
Footballers are the real big boys forget all these chain those ones de wear upandan
You de mind those idiots. Dem begin send money to d success girl from Edo/Delta that time like say na only success de d school. There are 1001 successes in that but because of show off na.... everybody begin form nice guy...
Politics › Re: Jonathan, Lyon Celebrate With A Bottle Of Red Label (Photo) by Tulsaguy: 4:29pm On Nov 24, 2019
Some people will avoid this thread like plague. They will read but won't be able to comment... only to de implode...
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed: Nigerian Govt To Inject N50bn Into Entertainment Industry by Tulsaguy: 12:57pm On Nov 24, 2019
Lai the Lier from hell, another N50b to be embezzled.

E ni ku re.... walahi

Politics › Re: Kogi West Senate Rerun: PDP Rejects Nov 30 Supplementary Poll by Tulsaguy: 6:27am On Nov 24, 2019
Chikpat:
Inside life?

Is this PDP? The master of electoral fraud don dey fear to participate in election like the opposition feared some 12 to 20yrs ago?
No condition is permanent indeed
This life ehhhnn, that's what am saying APCheat was taught the ART OF RIGGING with IMPUNITY by PDP... but now ehhhnn, the table has turned, APCheat is now schooling the PDP the SCIENTIFIC ways of rigging with killings....grin grin grin.

House wey still de experience peace, the bastard for that house neva grow, na pikin e be yet. Now the monster rigger has fully developed his teeth.. grin grin


Make dem boycott am, no be today yansh de back.... the tyrant in Aso village no send.
Crime › Re: Justice Chioma Nwosu-Iheme: Uniformed Policemen Kidnapped Me, Killed My Orderly by Tulsaguy: 1:13pm On Nov 22, 2019
payperpost:
now its whose responsibility to ensure that is not happening ? are you saying the police are so useless to the extend that criminals and kidnappers now run shift with them on the road within the city in full uniform? and you want me to feel save when I see them on the road ? you must be out of your mind ! if I stay them will kidnap me and if I don't they will fire shot at me saying they think I'm a robber cos o didn't stop at check point, this country is just getting more complicated day by day.
You shouldn't have replied that idiot. If Police don't have a way of identifying themselves while on duty on the highway, then we are in for a long thing. Nigeria is long gone.
Crime › Re: Justice Chioma Nwosu-Iheme: Uniformed Policemen Kidnapped Me, Killed My Orderly by Tulsaguy: 1:08pm On Nov 22, 2019
blackboy:
Our DSS and NIA need to look into this kidnapping matter .
Useless DSS, they are busy pursuing Sowore & co.
Crime › Re: Ibadan Polytechnic Student Confronts Colleague For Sleeping With Her Boyfriend by Tulsaguy:
Nairaland is finished. see the topic thats' now making front page on nairaland. Sometimes you hear things like..."Davido is sleeping",Tiwa is twerking, Tacha received iPhone100.....Nawaoh.....
Education › Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Expulsion Of Babcock Female Student In Leaked Sex Video by Tulsaguy: 1:13pm On Nov 21, 2019
Reactant reactor chemical, evil genius has reacted. So, Babcock should have just look away abi, Daddy freeze with frozen skull. He always wants to sound modest while displaying foolishness.

We can't because of political correctness deodorize stinking characters. The students should be expelled so serve as deterrent for other rotten eggs in the system.

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