₦airaland Forum

1mrprolific7:
Since Buhari has been the most mentioned name in Nigeria this past year, I think Oxford Dictionary should consider creating a space for him in the dictionary.
For example:
Buhari: /boo-ha-ree/ adjective: hard, difficult, painful , troublesome, harsh, wicked, liar, bad, thief.
.Verb: Buhari.
. Past Tense: Buharied
. Present Continuous: Buharying
. Present Perfect: Buharise
E.g:
... Some girls always like to buharise things,
.
... The test was Buharistic,
.
... I had a very Buharied week.
# Buhari: To complicate, make things worse, unbearable.
E.g:
... Please don't come and Buharificate issues here.
... The only way to reduce applicants is to Buharify the process.
... How was your exam? It was Buharific !!!

Omo.... you bad gan.... ni. Stop buharising us pls...

Hummnn. ... funny country. Most of the slots giving to the criminals are sold to unemployed youths at cut-d-head prices. A friend paid as high as 700k to get the job with fire services....

RenHub:
After all the abacha loot recovered.
Efcc's funds obtained from yahoo yahoo boys
Border closure revenues
They still have to borrow this much.
Weh done sir

Generation of Nigerians to come might have to exhume bubu from the grave to offset this debt.

MelesZenawi:
Is now Obvious falana is a useless and nonsense lawyer.


He was not able to perfect his client (Sowore) bail condition and now ran to sue another organization.


What kind of useless lawyer is this?

He talks a lot but can't win any case let alone perfect bail conditions.

Anyway for his little mind he is a sophisticated lawyer

Unfortunate mofo.... Your father will be a gateman in falana's chamber....


In case all the elders in ur family are dead.... don't you have their pictures on the wall. .. idiot

Buhari.... buhari buhari.... food don ready. Abeg just throw this idiot into the dungeon forever or 3rd mainland.... And release sowore for me...



This idiot and bobmonkey's case should give fast erection to DSS, EFCC, ICPC, NIA & not protesters....

Na lie...we no go gree oh...we no go gree... na biafla we want, we no go gree.


No lefelendom no erection

Fuckthamods:
Be there shinning useless teeth while buhari is doubling his feeding budget and taxing Nigerians unnecessarily. Rubbish

Heaven de fall no be one pesin matter. Are u still in sifia pain.... sorry.....

By the time Alexreport & crew are done with Ned Nwoko, Arsenal Emmanuel Ebuhe case go be moimoi ...

Award here & there 4 dis borimapa man wey court don sack from politics. Ned has bought enough acceptance & popularity, he should channel his strength to nakin dat juvenile Olosho well... because that gal been de pray make Ned kaput... so she can live with a man of her dream...

Buhari d dullard king with cow dung brain will be smiling now. What's the difference between gambari, aboki, & fulani, na same same.

Mike is happy because all Yahoo boys must smile wen maga drop d dolls

Fuckthamods:
Atiku fought a good fight and we the sensible Nigerians are proud of him!

Senseless u mean...

RenHub:
Sometimes you laugh because you can't cry


Moreso I'm believing they are smart enough to have collected up to 80% payment upfront cos if I'm Atiku I won't pick their calls again walahi.




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Blazebond:
This cubana dude is one guy that i feel something is off about him.

Am telling u.... awon eyan mompha, Invictus.... hushppuppi

Buhari boys have done it again. It's gotta be fulani boys at it again. The only noise that give Buhari erection is the news of cows being killed, not this kinda stuff...

See her eye like awo' badan bi eni w'oyo

A fool has come to town. Must the world know u just escape from yabaleft? [quote author=isahsalee post=83216303][/quote]

With Naija sentiment, it's a welcome development because at least e no chop all clean mouth. e share the crumbs. Without sentiment, it's a bad omen. Can govenrment sustain this, why don't you empower their children, so they can take care of their parents forever.

Boda ode

BluntBoy:
So, what should Buhari have done? He should have beaten Daura's daughter or locked her up?

Is there a family in this world where there are no conflicts? And does that belittle the competence of the head of that family? We are humans, and are bound to collide once in a while due to individual differences and conflicting interests. That is why we have conflict resolution.

Aisha's story did not happen suddenly. You must have read about Yusuf and the House that Maman Daura once occupied. This means that the tension had been building over time. Aisha has yet to imply that Maman's daughter is always rude to her, so it might just be a one-off incident which happened due to anger, immaturity, and women palaver.

I don't even have to finish reading your epistle before realizing a fool has come to town. Foolish asslicker, you go lean pass broom by the time the idiot is done with you.

A chronic failure will always be a failure, take him to pluto. A man who can't manage 150 cows, who can't manage his family, how can he manage a nation of 250m people? He failed in everything + WAEC and yet Nigerians choose to make him President with something less than a PHCN bill. Vengeful idiots with utmost disregard for the rule of law and his entire kinsmen are being fed, housed and all his medical expenses abroad paid for with our collective taxes and resources. Buhari o le kure walahi................

No go back to ur askari job....de their de fool yourself. abi u wan tell us say b4 bbnaija u no get bobo wey de suck ur honey

daroz:
This is the real Islam , not the one they are trying hard to make us believe.

Religion of peace my foot .

What! even in Oyo state. But i used to have some Muslims friends in school who are nice guys. It baffles me how they haven't sit to think about what they professed.

Islamabomb. Religion of doom and deaths. Their heaven is worst than 10/10 brothels and ashawo houses because it's filled with 10 virgins per deluded jihadist who are fukkin day & night.

sreamsense:
Many of you are just mistakenly born into this country to cause rubbish, if DSS catches you now like a day chicken, you will be expecting jobless people to fight for your freedom. Does your right to speech gives you opportunity to tarnish somebody's image with your fake news. If not because you are indeed a lazy youth, how will you leave your job to search for fake pictures to soil somebody's integrity. I think your parents who gave birth to useless people like you are to be held responsible for inviting people to celebrate your naming ceremony without giving you moral upbringing before you end up constituting nonsense into Nigeria society. If you can not contribute positively to solve Nigeria problem, must you contribute more pain to her problem with your fake news. You make jest out of everything without applying your common sense. Imagine how many hours you wasted gathering fake information, if you spend half of this hours research on positive thing in your profession, your life who have been better than you are now. You are indeed a lazy youth!
Rubbish! !!

You mouth stinks more than all of Ajegunle soakaway combined. Pesin no fit play with the dullard in Chief again? Is bubu dating ur sister? Nawaoh for u ohh boda ode..

Shouldn't there be fresh air since the end of this nonsensical BBNaija thing. E fun ra yin ni brain na

Proudly Yoruba. I am always grateful to God for my root and heritage.

Nigeria, a melting pot of cultures and beautiful traditions is supposed to be the best country in the world, but she is bedeviled with purposeless and vision less leaders.

In Buhari's government, anyone with dreadlocks, laptops, possibly tattoo, car and iPhone is a Yahoo boy. We go know who be the real Yahoo boys after 2023...

heckymaicon:
I'm still confused on how that dullardinhò have so many clueless supporters.

I'm tired of this country I swear down

The mumudinho like scoring own goal. Tall for nothing cow fukker of a president. He doesn't even qualify to lead fowls not to talk of a whole country of 200m +

Since the scam story is coming from this useless government who like to persecute anyone that's not on the same page with them, I don't believe the story.

As a matter of fact APC thrive in falsehood and whoever Buhari takes to court I reality should be the plaintiff.

Since the scam story is coming from this useless government who like to persecute anyone that's not on the same page with them, I don't believe the story.

As a matter of fact APC thrive in falsehood and whoever Buhari takes to court as a matter of fact should be the plaintiff.