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Now you see how useless like JEG you are, dem dey cry say person die you dey market duplex.
You are a stupid fool of a marketer.

kalamayat: RIP. Saw the sister crying this morning!

Lie Lie dey smell follow you.
yeh yeh fawol.
Nor bi only the sister dey cry, Their Ancestors self dey cry for your compound.

WHO ELSE IS RESPONSIBLE IF NOT J.E.G?

Nija we sabi yab our leaders cha o

The National leader of the All Progressives Congress, Ashiwaju Bola Tinubu, and Lagos state governor could not withhold their joy over the party’s victory at the just concluded Osun state gubernatorial election.

Why are they suddenly so old.

Meanwhile, investigation revealed that pandemonium broke out in the community when some villagers observed blood and foam in some parts of the body of the deceased.

It was gathered that as a result of the anxiety that the deceased could be suffering from the Ebola virus, the villagers covered their hands with cloths and bundled the sick body into an empty bus and ordered the driver to take the man to a hospital.

The driver was alleged to have refused to drive to the hospital and decided to bring down the sick body from his bus.

An eyewitness stated that it was during the situation that the middle aged man gave up the ghost forcing members of the community to flee their homes.

“We are scared because we have been watching adverts on TV by the state Ministry of Information telling us to be vigilance of signs like blood and fever. And the man was shivering and we saw blood and foam from his mouth and that was why everybody ran away,” a source at the community told Vanguard.

The state Commissioner for Information, Mr Lious Odion, while commenting on the matter urged the people of Edo state to remain vigilant and report any case of any persons suspected of being infected by Ebola virus disease.

No fewer than two people have been reported to have died as a result of the deadly Ebola virus in Lagos state.

The Minister of Health, Chukwu announced on Monday, 11 August, 2014 that two new cases of the disease have been recorded in Nigeria to make it 10 confirmed cases of Ebola virus in Nigeria.

The World Health Organisation, WHO, believes about 1000 people of lost their lives in West Africa since February as a result of the outbreak of the Ebola virus.

The affected countries are Guinea, Sierre Leone, Liberia and Nigeria.
souces: http://www.naij.com/71065.html

Information emanating from Edo State, western Nigeria, suggests that there was tension at Udo community in Orhiomwon Local Government Council because of the death of a middle aged man whom some residents of the community believe to have died of the dreaded Ebola Virus.

According to Vanguard report, the deceased, who passed away on Sunday, 10 August, 2014, was believe by some people to be an epileptic patient and died after an attack.

While other residents in the community are of the opinion that the deceased died as a result of the dreaded Ebola virus.

It was however, gathered that officials of the Ministry of Health in the state, visited the Udo community which is about one hour drive from Benin City, to collect the blood sample of the deceased with a view to ascertain the actual cause of death.

An official of the Ministry, who pleaded anonymity, told newsmen that they were alerted of the matter.

He added that: “So we immediately sent our officials to rush to the community to get the blood sample of the man who they said was dead already.

“Though we heard he was an epileptic patient but we just want to be sure about the cause of death. His corpse has been isolated and we can only talk more when the result of the test is out.

You remember that the state government had earlier came out to say we don’t have Ebola case in Edo, so if eventually we receive report of any case we will definitely tell the world because it is a serious matter.“

ALL I KNOW IS THAT ONE DAY THIS IGNORAMUS J.E.G WILL VACATE THE SIT FOR ANOTHER JOKER.
NIGERIANS WHAT DID WE DID TO WARRANT THIS SUFFERING AND HELL FROM CLUELESS RULERS.

customized13: I don't hate GEJ, he's a man of integrity who believes in a levelled play ground for everybody.

Customized 13 times lie, i will be monitoring your posts now. PDP decivers

ammyluv2002: I don't hate GEJ

Lie lie, you don`t hate GEJ but you still insult him.
From some of your posts.

Please comments and additional information on this topic are welcome.
And if you have any complications related to this issue, you are welcome to share.

Today, however, i have every intention to unveil this mysterious shroud and bombard you with 10 things you--probably--never knew about the male love organ! Please this is not of pornographic intent.
The facts vacillate between shocking and amusing, but if there's one category you can safely chuck all under, it's 'interesting!' So, without further ado, enjoy the naked truth about male Instruments.

Fact One: Contrary to populate belief, men can break their joysticks! This may seem odd considering the lack of 'bone' (no pun intended) in this area; and it's not at all easy to do this unless you're an acrobatic sex fiend. But there is most definitely such a thing as penile fracture.

This occurs when one of the membranes surrounding a blood-filled penile chamber breaks. It's usually caused by an awkward bend in the penis, and is excruciating. Naturally, it needs immediate medical attention otherwise victims are at risk of scarring, deformity and/or erectile dysfunction.

Fact Two: When it comes to overall fitness, your penis needs exercise too just to keep it healthy, functioning and capable of erections. To maintain this, a man needs to get a rush of blood going to the genital area. However, in case you're not able to do this in the middle of the day, fear not, for every night, whether you're dreaming about an apocalyptic tsunami or Gisele Bundchen, impulses from a man's brain cause erections in the REM phase of sleep, giving their member sufficient exercise.

Fact Three: Here's a great reason to quit smoking now even if you don't care about your lungs or life, in general. Smoking can shorten your Instruments by as much as a centimeter! When you think about it scientifically, it makes sense too. Erections are all about getting blood flow to the privates, and tobacco stifles bodily circulation, which in turn would lead to shrinkage.

Fact Four: This one is truly amazing. The foreskin of circumcised infants can produce 23,000 sq. meters of skin. This has led to doctors utilizing the same for burn victims' treatments!

Incidentally, the rate of circumcision isn't as high as you might have though. Only 30 percent of males worldwide are circumcised!

Fact Five: Today, we can name any number of creatures that have a similar genital structure but the oldest known species with a penis, discovered by scientists, is actually a hard-shelled sea creature called a Colymosathon Ecplecticos. Believe it or not, that's actually Greek for 'amazing swimmer with large penis.'

Fact Six: There are two types of joysticks, known as 'growers' and 'showers.' The former is the kind that expands and lengthens sufficiently post erection, while the latter simply appears big all the time but doesn't really grow too much after an erection! An international Men's Health survey reported that 79 percent of men have growers, while only 21 percent have showers.

Either way, don't be too quick to judge everything you see in the locker room!

Fact Seven: There's no way to be 100 percent certain about this, but if we had to take a guess, the penis that's been enjoyed by the most number of women has to be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga. It seems the king found a rather good way of keeping his subjects happy because he supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between 1770 and 1784--which adds up to about seven virgins a day/night!

Fact Eight: Apparently, size does matter, even if it's only for reproductive purposes. If a male's penis is longer, it generally means they will have better semen displacement. This was discovered by researchers in New York who used artificial phalluses to test this out.

Fact Nine: [/b]This is probably the best news you'll receive today! Your Instruments is actually a lot bigger than it looks as there's more to it than meets the eye. Imagine a tree and how much of its trunk and roots are below the ground. Similarly, a significant portion of your penis is actually inside your body and this can be seen if you ever get an MRI of the region. PS - It is also shaped like a boomerang!

[b]Fact Ten: Any woman could have probably told you this, but no brain power is required for ejaculation! Though most physical orders come from the brain, in this particular instance, the order to ejaculate comes from the spinal cord!

So please my fellow ogas, bobos and dudes, take care of the GUY very weller.

phoneport:

I did not not ask you to mention anyones name. And since when did Ebele become Ebola?

ASK MY OGA AT THE TOP.
STUPID OPPS ASKING FOOLISH QUESTIONS.

When i was saying it nobody believed me that this man is very cunning. He is the one taking us for a ride, and some stupid Nigerians will still be saying G.E.J TILL 2015.
what rubbish, the man EBOLA JONA is a snake.

Still there is not much sensitization about this stuff, can you believe that my friend who just came back from travel is even not aware what this is all about.
How Government needs to do more before this thing get out of hand.

Men i thought this was not as serious as looks. Jesus Help us.
My question is does the Nigerian government has the capacity to contain this?

ABEOKUTA — Palpable fear has gripped residents of Elerinko Estate in Ijoko-Ota in Ado-Odo/Ota Local Government Area of Ogun State as suspected robbers threatened to attack them.
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The robbers, who reportedly pasted the notice of their impending visit to the estate, advised the residents, in their interest to make cash available during their visit without which they threatened to descend heavily on them.
Vanguard gathered that the suspected robbers pasted the letters on buildings, electric poles and other strategic places in the estate last Saturday, before dawn.
According to some of the residents, who pleaded anonymity for obvious reasons, the notice has the logo of a skull and femur bones.
“We woke up on Saturday to see the notice pasted all over the estate asking us to prepare for the robbers,” a resident said.
Another resident, who forwarded the message he reportedly sent to the Commissioner of Police in the state to Vanguard, pleaded that the residents need police protection.
According to him, “in the letter, the robbers said they will attack us. That we should make cash available in our homes. That we had enjoyed peace for too long, adding that no security can stop them. You can imagine the panic in the area with many planning to pack out. Please help us.”
In his reaction, the Police Public Relations Officer in the state, Muyiwa Adejobi, confirmed that the command was aware of the threat by the robbers, saying the commissioner has ordered the area commander to do the needful.
Adejobi, however, said he had not received the letter, but heard about it, adding: “We have put in place adequate security in the area. I got the information from someone, I did not see the letter. The CP has acted on it. The DPO of Ota, CSP Gabriel Idibie, has been parading the area.
“The Area Commander, Ota, Titilayo Kayode, as at yesterday directed the DPO in charge of Ota to ensure security in the area.
“We have put in place adequate security in the area. The people should get across to us in case of eventuality.”
- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/07/keep-cash-home-coming-robbers-tell-ogun-community/#sthash.1kNbohwE.dpuf

OUR governments are immensely proud of their attitude towards Nigeria’s future. This attitude is not entirely surprising since governments are completely interested only in the present as it affects them and their cronies. Governments never see the future beyond the next elections.
Children suffer most from the thwarted concept of the future. It is a shame that with the billions of Dollars Nigeria receives annually from crude oil sales; it invests minimally in sectors that capture the future – children, health and women, the family.
The depressing statistics of the Nigerian child that should challenge governments to action do not elicit the commonest interest in governments that consider these issues distractions to their determination to win more elections, at any cost, including resources that should have been used for our children, our future.
Our children are at higher risk of dying in the first five years of their lives, than in most African countries, including Sudan that has been at wars for more than three decades. These are United Nations statistics. Out of every 1,000 live births in Nigeria, 110 die before they are five years old.
Comparative figures are Egypt (29 deaths in 1000 live births), South Africa (45) and war blistered Sudan (65).
If our children survive, malaria, cholera, polio, malnutrition, water-borne diseases would ensure that they do not improve on the average life expectancy of 48 years.
Statistics complete the picture of a compromised future. Professor Oladimeji Oladepo of the University of Ibadan, at a lecture stated that 41 per cent of Nigerian children are stunted and 25 per cent of them are underweight.
Paltry annual budgetary allocations to health see things worsening. Illiteracy rates are high. Access to food, safe drinking water and health institutions is limited in urban and rural Nigeria.
Can malnourished children with poor mental and physical development lead Nigeria’s future? Nigeria’s ability to erect a future without healthy children runs on the deceit of promises and convoluted speeches that are becoming the hallmark of our mode of governance. There is a speech for everything, where governments assume speeches assure our future.
Nigeria annually over spends its budget by at least N1 trillion. The money is not for education, health or provision of drinking water as evidenced in schools that are shut for months, health workers’ strikes and the unavailability of potable water.
Nigerians should start searching for leaders who realise there is more to the country than the next elections. Those whose ideas would sustain Nigeria decades hence.
Our country withers but our leaders are in intense searches for what next to appropriate to themselves. Who cares for a dying Nigeria? Definitely, not these busy leaders.
- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/07/nigerias-dying-future/?#sthash.sCjz1Ngy.dpuf

Are Boko Harams now in Ukraine or WHAT?

Efforts underway for their release, says official
By Zacheaus Somorin with agency reports

Nine Nigerian students have been reportedly kidnapped in the Ukrainian city of Lugansk, according to a statement by the representative of the National Security and Defence Council Information Centre, Andrey Lysenko.
The statement added that the students are being held in a seized building of the SBU.

It said further that relatives of the kidnapped students had been making efforts to address a press conference at the Nigerian Embassy in Ukraine.
He added that negotiations have been underway to free the nine students allegedly taken captive by separatists in the eastern city of Luhansk.

Lysenko told a news conference yesterday that people with experience were conducting negotiations and contact with “the terrorists.”
He added that Ukraine hoped that the talks would end “successfully in the near future.”
Separatists seeking greater autonomy have been waging a bloody battle in eastern Ukraine against the government.

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/nine-nigerian-students-kidnapped-in-ukraine/184400/?

So Alomo Nigeria could not even make this list.

what a shame and disgrace to the Almighty ALOMO BITTERS.

I wonder where you people manufacture your infos from?
Very soon it will be:
15 ways coke or fanta can kill a man!
Yeye people.

baralatie: Psalm 136
"GIVE THANKS"

Heavenly Father!
I am thankful 1st u are Lord and all merciful.

O God! I thank you for NIGERIA as a nation,for independ 1960.FOR the flag of green-white-green.
O God!all the ppl that wit 1 heart fought for the existence(AWOLOWO,AZIKIWE,AHMADU BELLO,MACAULAY TO The least person).Thank you Lord!

Heavenly Father!when Nigeria started this journey,we thank you for what we had in 1914 and 1960.
But now i am humbled by what u av given us and i am grateful for them.u are the most merciful God!
Heavenly Father u gave universities & polytec,colleg numbering over 50 wit prof,lecturers.
U gave us secondary and primary sch over 3000
U gave us cities
U gave us road network,bridges.dams,
U gave us airport,seaport,train.
U gave us National Theatre and stadiums uncountable.
U gave us modern houses and teaching hospitals!
U gave us light!
U gave us oil!

Heavenly Father!thank u for them and many more tings!

Heavenly Father!i am also humbled and grateful and thankful for every single woman in Nigeria.Father u gave us the most beautiful,intelligent,charismatic,endowed,wealthy,discreet,hardworking,motherly,humble,fruitful,highflyers to the point ppl from other nations are jealous.Thank u Lord!

Heavenly Father!i tank u for every Nigerian man!u av made us the envy amongst are neighbors.u av blessed wit everytin.u av given us Men of God,prof,inventors,wealth,poolitical genius,captains of industry,u av given keys to cities(south africa,london,u.s.a,canada etc).

Heavenly Father as a Nation Nigeria we are young!CONTINUE TO LUV US,LIK US,ENJOY OUR COUNTRY,STAY WIT US,FORGIVE US,BLES US. Lead us not into temptation but deliver us from all evil!

THANK U LORD for u wil do gr8 and mighty things for us!
AMEN!

Happy New Year!
2014.

God bless you and your family for your hope and love for this nation.

Amen

Chronicles 7:14
If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

“All powerful and merciful father, you are the God of justice love and peace. You rule over all the Nations of Earth. Power and Might are in your hands and no one can withstand you. I present our country Nigeria before you. II praise and thank for you are the source of all we have and are. We are sorry for all the sins we have committed and for the good deeds we have failed to do. In your loving forgiveness, keep us save from the punishment we deserve. Lord we are weighed down not only by uncertainties, but also by moral, economic and political problems. Listen to the cries of your people who confidently turn to you.  God of infinite goodness, our strength in diversity, Our health in weakness, our comfort in sorrow, Be merciful to us your people.
Spare this nation Nigeria from chaos anarchy and doom. Bless us with your kingdom of justice, love and peace. We ask this through Christ our Lord, Amen”.
Before you brand me a prayer warrior, let me first confess that both the title and content of the above prayer is a direct copy from the Catholic Bishops composition as far back as the June 27, 1993. This date should be familiar to students of Nigeria politics. Remember the June 12, 1993 annulment saga

I am more concerned about us Nigeria, our politics, our people, our economy, and our socio-cultural and infrastructural challenges. The Bishops’ prayers have never been more relevant than now.
To put the prayer in perspective, let me attempt to take you through some of the many leadership phases we have had to travel in recent times.

See seriously am not joking every night before I sleep I always go through the rituals of deleting the useless messages from MTN into my inbox. It is killing.
Is it a crime to be using this network provider?

Atleast don't I have the right to my phone?
And to worsen the situation, they just deducted my #50 without informing me for one useless caller time I never subscribe for.

Please fellow Nairarites, what crime have I committed?

O.michael.O:
and they will never get to finish spending it

Their generation yet unborn will continue to spend this money on problems and problems. It will never be well for them.
When the whole nation is in poverty these there stupid morons are taking everyone for a ride.
Yet some people want ASSU to listen to them
Boko Harem to stop bombing and;
Militants to stop mitigating.

JUO: oh!

Ah!!!!!!!!!

Wahala dey this country o
In any other sensible nation by now the president must have been impeached. No no no
Why in Nigeria nobody sees any wrong. He is good to go in 2015.