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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Marines Drink Cobra Blood In Thailand by TUMIC(m): 4:50pm On Feb 25, 2013
That cobra is na OYIBO cobra.
Let him come and taste Nigerian Cobra's Blood.
Fake story. This mandator show have some scon scon.
Health / Re: Kanu To Build Specialist Hospital For Heart Issues by TUMIC(m): 4:37pm On Feb 25, 2013
MY HEART, HO MY HEART !!! HA
MY LIVER PLEASE SOMEBODY SHOW ME THE WAY TO THIS PAPILO'S HOSPITAL.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Successfully Tests Arrow 3 Missile Interceptor by TUMIC(m): 4:33pm On Feb 25, 2013
WELL WE HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DEVELOP AND EVEN LAUNCH BOTTLE PETROL BOMB.
What a local hitech

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Phones / Re: Mtn-Nigeria’s Blackberry 10 Plans by TUMIC(m): 8:26pm On Feb 24, 2013
blackberry my foot i beg make una come by Nokia 3310
Health / Re: Health Expert Warns: Any Food Eaten After 8pm Is Poison by TUMIC(m): 8:20pm On Feb 24, 2013
mumu doctor, na where u for graduate with this foolish news.
people just come ou from nowhere postulating their unrefine theories.
Nairaland / General / Re: Woman Arrested For Being Intimate With A Dog by TUMIC(m): 12:00am On Feb 23, 2013
Yet some people here who are even worse than this woman in promiscuity are even having a field day abusing her.
Because them never catch UNA.
She needs Help Period and not curses.
BUT THIS DOG SELF COME THEY SMILE LIKE SAY HIM DON WIN LOTERY.
Celebrities / Re: T-Pain & His Wife Sleep With Other Girls by TUMIC(m): 11:55pm On Feb 22, 2013
T- Pain or Q-Pain the Guy is a foolish fool.
Sports / Re: John Pantsil, Stabs Wife In The Eye by TUMIC(m): 11:46pm On Feb 22, 2013
WONDER SHALL NEVER WONDER
IN GHANA

Somebody give me Bomb I want to Bomb one girl Leg.
Ha ha ha ha ha ??
Foreign Affairs / Re: Al-Qaeda's Tips On How To Avoid Drones by TUMIC(m): 12:56pm On Feb 22, 2013

SERIOUSLY I HEARD DRONES CAN ALSO BE AVOIDED BY DRINKING 1 LITER OF ALOMO-BITTER, mixed with 1 cup of 501.
Try it and see what happens.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Shocking Facts Of Pistorius' Murder Case by TUMIC(m): 12:52pm On Feb 22, 2013
THIS ONE NA REAL PISTORIUS SAGA
Foreign Affairs / Re: Shocking Facts Of Pistorius' Murder Case by TUMIC(m): 12:46pm On Feb 22, 2013

THIS ONE NA REAL PISTORIUS SAGA
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan - PDP Will Defeat Opposition Parties by TUMIC(m): 12:40pm On Feb 22, 2013
MEN I REALLY LOVETH THIS MAMA JONATHAN'S SPEECH.

'' The Bombers who born them?wasn’t it
not a woman? They were once a Children
now a adult now they are bombing
women and children making some
children a widow''
WHAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO
??

OR DO YOU GBASKI THIS!!!
"My husband, Dr Goodluck Jonathan and
Sambo is a quiet people"
Nairaland / General / Re: Chinese Girl Writes With Both Hands At A Time, In Different Languages by TUMIC(m): 12:30pm On Feb 22, 2013
I can smell some element of winch winch due to the suprizificutious wizardry.
So in conclusion, she be
WHITCH CRAFT.
Family / Re: Ugandan Boy Raised By Monkeys Tries To Adapt (photos) by TUMIC(m): 5:16am On Feb 22, 2013
I have just one question to ask, Where those Monkeys who cater for this young boy ever Compensated?
If no, then Why?
Family / Re: How To Help A Woman During Her Period by TUMIC(m): 3:01pm On Feb 21, 2013
IF SHE IS IN HER PERIOD, PLEASE LEAVE HER ALONE. PERIOD!!!

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Gaming / Re: Sony To Launch Playstation 4 With New Gaming Console by TUMIC(m): 11:46am On Feb 21, 2013
Please na, where can I get the supply for this PS4.
I Need 5 Containers.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Stop Being A 21st Century Muslim? by TUMIC(m): 11:41am On Feb 21, 2013
UP ISLAM THE BEST RELIGION!!!
Well we all know the truth.
Celebrities / Re: Rich People Who Feared Giving Their Children Money by TUMIC(m): 6:58am On Feb 21, 2013
WELL I KNOW WHAT I WILL LEAVE FOR MY KIDS WHEN AM GONE.
SOMEBODY GUESS

Politics / Re: Kidnappers Executed And Dumped In Ezu River by TUMIC(m): 9:04pm On Feb 20, 2013
NIGERIA WE HAIL THEE
END NEVER SHALL WONDER.

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Politics / Re: Iranian-Sponsored Terrorists Planned To Kill IBB, Sultan, Says SSS by TUMIC(m): 8:53pm On Feb 20, 2013
THIEVES KILL THIEVES
WHAT ARE THEY STILL WATIN FOR.
Somebody Give me Gun I know who I go first SHOOT
IIIIIIIIIII BBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBB
KAKAKAKAKAKAKSK GBOOOOOOM KPOOO
GBOOOOOSHHHHHH.....

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Family / Re: 8-year-Old Boy Marries 61-Year-Old Woman In Zimbabwe by TUMIC(m): 8:41pm On Feb 20, 2013
FAKE STORY
FAKE STORY
FAKE STORY
FAKE STORY
FAKE STORY
HOW MANY TIMES? = 5
Crime / Re: Jilted Man Kills Lover And Her Family In Lagos by TUMIC(m): 8:32pm On Feb 20, 2013
Na watin the Family do this Mad Man oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor Justus Esiri Is Dead by TUMIC(m): 6:28am On Feb 20, 2013
Well Death is death
And He is dead so;
Let us live the dead dead
And let's stop trying to rise the dead from
death.
Don't forget that death Is awaiting every one
Because one day! Die
We must all surely DIE.
But before then,
Let us live
And live the dead, DEAD.
Celebrities / Re: Goldie Died Of Stroke - SaharaReporters by TUMIC(m): 1:17am On Feb 20, 2013
Well Death is death
And she is dead so;
Let us live the dead dead
And let's stop trying to rise the dead from death.
Don't forget that death
Is awaiting every one
Because one day! Die
We must all surely DIE.
But before then,
Let us live
And live the dead, DEAD.

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Celebrities / Re: Goldie Died Of Stroke - SaharaReporters by TUMIC(m): 1:06am On Feb 20, 2013
This is getting more interestingculating. tomorrow it may be Another Reporter or even Harry Potter telling us that She died of Journeytrocolesis Drugocoolisizim.
Goldie Don Surfer for this People hand.
Ho Death you have no SHAME.
Phones / Re: BB 10 will ground Blackberry by TUMIC(m): 6:33pm On Feb 01, 2013
BB FOR LIFE !!!! Sorry I mean
iPhone for ever
Foreign Affairs / Re: 'Dead' Woman Comes Back To Life At Her Funeral by TUMIC(m): 6:17pm On Feb 01, 2013
I bet some people she would ve expected to be at her real burial ceremony were not there!
Now she knows better her friends and haters

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