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Food / Re: Snake Wine: A Different Kind Of Beverage (with Pictures) by TUMIC(m): 11:31am On Mar 05, 2013
AND YET WHEN PEOPLE HEAR OF SOME JOINTS WHERE HUMAN MEAT DELICACY ARE SOLD IN NIGERIA, THEY CRY.... RITUALS.
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS AND THAT.
Well may be we can start our own brand tagged:
FROG WINE
EARTHWORM CUSINE
FRIYED ANTS RICE
BAKED HUMAN BRAIN CAKE
OR EVEN GRILLED NOSE STEAK.
Please somebody pick a venue where this can be sold and let me no when to start it.
Abi e no go sell EXPECIALY with enough promotions from MITV, Silver Bird and even AIT
Car Talk / Re: Truck Accident At Idiroko Road, Ota Ogun State by TUMIC(m): 5:40pm On Mar 03, 2013
OGUN IS AT IT AGAIN NOOO
PLEASE LET US PRAY THAT THIS SPIRIT OF IRION WILL NOT CLAIM MORE LIVES THIS YEAR.
Amen.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 3rd March 2013 by TUMIC(m): 5:16pm On Mar 03, 2013
Even some mumus way nor get light or TV to watch the march still they comment and na dem go first shut A Goallllllllll
When nobody don scull.
Metcheeesh
Politics / Re: Nigeria Lacks Good Leaders – OBJ by TUMIC(m): 5:03pm On Mar 03, 2013
gratiaeo: Abeg make una no blame the old man joor...... Na Yoruba and their BIG mouth
You are a big fool of low configurational ipritutous Peruvian almagamatism.
Infact you are a foolish fool.
Reply me back.
Wayray
Politics / Re: Nigeria Lacks Good Leaders – OBJ by TUMIC(m): 5:03pm On Mar 03, 2013
gratiaeo: Abeg make una no blame the old man joor...... Na Yoruba and their BIG mouth
You are a big fool of low configurational ipritutous Peruvian almagamatism.
Infact you are a foolish fool.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Lacks Good Leaders – OBJ by TUMIC(m): 5:00pm On Mar 03, 2013
AMONG YOU ALL HERE WHO IS A SAINT? Abusing OBJ as if he is some of your fathers mate.
Well if not that the said man has forked up who are you you you
Thiefs
Rapist
4110nas
Smugglers
Kidnappers
Killers
Cultist
Liers
Pointing fingers at another of your crew member.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kenya’s Presidential-Aspirant Seeks Spiritual Help In Nigeria by TUMIC(m): 4:58pm On Mar 03, 2013
I see the mantle of Presidency coming your way Mr Raila Odinga.
Just come and meet Baba Fakunle in my village. Come with....
Call me and let's consult.
0703941....
TV/Movies / Re: Why Are Ladies Addicted To Home Movies? by TUMIC(m): 4:51pm On Mar 03, 2013
They wish their lives were like the home movies.
For their mind make dem dey wish!!!

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Politics / Is 100 Million Naira Really So Much?! by TUMIC(m): 8:17pm On Mar 02, 2013
Have you ever realized that Nigerians generally have no real grasp of how much money our “leaders” are embezzling and laundering? Have you ever thought of how much six hundred & twenty eight million naira, five hundred million naira, two billion naira and other similar massive amounts of money that politicians are frequently accused and proven to steal is worth? 

Kindly follow my train of thought and bring out a calculator to punch the figures yourselves so that you’ll understand my point fully. 

According to several widely known and reliable sources, the average Nigerian lives on less than a dollar per day. This means that the average Nigerian makes or survives on about 30 dollars(less than 5000 naira) every month. 
That means the average Nigerian earns 60 thousand naira per annum. It would take such a person more than 1,500 years to gross 100,000,000.00 naira. For the sake of better clarity and understanding, permit me to adjust that value a bit. 

If you are reading this, chances are high you are one of the fortunate middle class Nigerians who have access to the internet and own a personal computer or at least have access to one. That means the idea of earning less than 5000 naira monthly is quite unthinkable to you. In fact if you are a working class person, I daresay that you have probably spent 5000 naira yesterday or the last two days combined. 
As such, you probably earn
anywhere within 70, 000 naira to 150,000 naira or more. It doesn’t matter if you do not agree with those figures; I have just chosen them as dummy values to prove my point, just read on and you can tweak the values as much as you wish when you finish reading. Now, picking a random value, let us say, 100,000 naira for ease of calculation. 

As someone born, bred and still living in Nigeria, I know, that anyone who earns 100,000 naira is doing fairly well for himself; after all, the minimum wage the federal government pays is 18,000 naira! 100,000 naira multiplied by 12 months in a year is 1.2 million naira. Dear reader, do you realize that it will take someone earning 100,000 naira monthly almost 90 years to gross (without deductions) 1 hundred million naira. Do you “overstand” what I’m saying yet? Okay, let try a higher figure just for the sake of better comprehension- a 500,000 naira salary. A 5 hundred thousand naira salary is “as good as it gets” in Nigeria, yet even an individual earning so much earns just 6 million naira per annum. 
This means it will take such an individual about 17 years of toiling and hard work to gross 1 hundred million naira. Let’s even get wild about it, say someone who earns 1 million naira monthly (Let’s be honest with ourselves, how many people earn so much? How many people do you personally know who earn so much?). 
That person will earn 12 million naira yearly and gross 1 hundred million naira after 9 long years. I hope we haven’t forgotten that those figures are gross figures i.e. no deductions were made. 
This is apparently an impossible situation as every human being has to satisfy his/her basic and not-so-basic human needs and responsibilities of feeding, housing, clothing, transportation, providing quality education to his/her children, taking care of extended family members, giving to charity and religious institutions, entertainment and the plethora of activities that we engage in as humans. 

An objective calculation will show that it is quite frankly, almost impossible to save more than 20% of annual income, especially for low income earners whose salary cannot even meet up with their expenses. 
My point in summary is this, our leaders are “swallowing”, both through legal and illegal means amounts of money that will take the average and even well to do Nigerian 3 or 4 lifetimes to net. I took a look at the proposed budget for 2013 and of course as typical with our “budgets”. Even the most meager things hit the hundred million naira mark. 
For example, the President wants to spend over 200 million naira on refreshments and meals while his Vice wants over 100 million naira- just for one year! I’m also sure that we remember that the expenditure to maintain the garden in Aso rock was about 200 million naira. These are amounts of money we have shown that it would take multiple lifetimes for the everyday Nigerian to gross, yet these amounts are been “swallowed” daily in the corners of power within minutes. I hope that by recognizing this facts, we would understand why our leaders are so insulated from the suffering of the general populace (They are too comfortable, way too comfortable) and appreciate better how much we are been ripped off when next we hear a politician has “swallowed’ any amount running into hundreds of millions of naira. 

Politicians gross hundreds of millions in one day, it will take you & me several lifetimes to do the same. “One day, bush meat go catch the hunter……”

Religion / Mysterious Disease With-symptoms Of Demonic Possession striking Young Women by TUMIC(m): 7:21pm On Mar 02, 2013
Mysterious disease with
symptoms of demonic possession
striking young women

A mysterious disease condition known as
“anti-NMDA receptor encephalitis” that
exhibits symptoms similar to demonic
possession is increasingly striking young
women in the United States of America.
Anti-NMDA receptor encephalitis is described as a definitively neurological conditionwith an
external cause. A recent CBS report revealed that young
women who develop the condition may act
normally one minute, and the next minute
develop extreme paranoia or an inability to
control their limbs, which experts admit is a
result of antibodies attacking the brain, causing swelling and inflammation. Two young women from the New England
area are cited in the story as having suffered
from the condition in recent years, which
resulted in both of them developing extreme
and bizarre side effects such as
uncontrollable seizures, drastic mood changes, paranoia, and an inability to
function and communicate properly. And the
one thing the two had in common was brain
inflammation so severe that one prominent
area doctor described it as the brain literally
being “on fire.” The women’s experience with anti-NMDA
receptor encephalitis was described as
“bizarre” and “abnormal”. One woman who
relayed her experience said : “I was a
relatively normal person, then the next
minute I’m hallucinating and insisting that my father had kidnapped me.” Another woman who suffered from extreme
side effects as a result of the condition said
“I was very paranoid and manic. There was
something wrong. I thought trucks were
following me.” Anti-NMDA receptor encephalitis is said to be
an inflammatory and “mysterious” condition
with no known cause or cure. Further
investigation exposes vaccines as a likely
cause of the condition which, as it turns out,
can even occur in young boys. In a review on Anti-NMDA Receptor
Encephalitis, Teresa Conrick from
AgeOfAutism.com explains how a 2010
study published in the Journal of Neurology
identified a link between the condition and
vaccines. Not surprisingly, symptoms of anti- NMDA receptor encephalitis were observed to
appear not long after children received
routine vaccinations and booster shots,
suggesting a likely connection. “We report about a 15-year-old female
patient who was diagnosed with anti-NMDA
receptor encephalitis after receiving a
booster vaccination against tetanus /
diphtheria / pertussis and polio (TdaP-IPV),”
wrote the authors of the study in a letter to the editors. “The onset of prodromal symptoms shortly
after the immunization is intriguing and
suggests the vaccination as a possible trigger
of anti-NMDA receptor encephalitis.
Therefore, not only infectious agents and
tumor antigens but also vaccines should be considered as a possible trigger of immune
response in this recently described disorder.”

Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy - Run My Race by TUMIC(m): 7:00pm On Mar 02, 2013
ItsModella:
are you mad? undecided undecided
Yes you and I
Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy - Run My Race by TUMIC(m): 6:59pm On Mar 02, 2013
DMainMan: If ordinary Realmadrid dat Arsenal wipe easily can win Barca den it is certain we wil flog bayern. I stil repeat and say this: 2013 champions league winner is Arsenal
Does this place looks like the football section?

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Health / Re: Signs That You Are Seriously Stressed Out by TUMIC(m): 6:47pm On Mar 02, 2013
THE REAL SIGN
1. Vomiting
Go for pregnancy test
2. Hair Loss
Go for HIV test
3.Nose bleed
Go for spiritual check up
I sense witch craft
4. Memory loss
Yea please go to Aro- (psycho check up)
5. Weaken immunity
Go and price the coffin down and text the Grave diggers
6. Excessive sweating
Mogbe!!! You are dead.
Please write you will.

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Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy - Run My Race by TUMIC(m): 6:46pm On Mar 02, 2013
ItsModella: BURNA!!!!!

I love the song..
As if u don even hear the song.
Metcheeesh.....,,,

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Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy - Run My Race by TUMIC(m): 6:42pm On Mar 02, 2013
..NA WHO BE THIS BURNER?
Na waitin him burn??
Politics / Re: Tanker On Fire On Marina Bridge by TUMIC(m): 6:39pm On Mar 02, 2013
But wait man, me dey see sea water close by. Why people no fetch that water to quench dem fire quick quick.??

Well na JONATHAN CAUSE THIS FIRE, I know
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Man Swallowed By Sinkhole Under His Bedroom by TUMIC(m): 6:33pm On Mar 02, 2013
THIS IS JONATHAN'S FAULT
Crime / Re: Have You Seen Aduwa Idahosa by TUMIC(m): 6:29pm On Mar 02, 2013
Nigeria country u no be, me fit say this place na camp of a nation.
Music/Radio / Re: Terry G - Jump And Pass by TUMIC(m): 6:26pm On Mar 02, 2013
Heaters me see all dem
Terry Guy kinda thick cos me man style na original and if u no like him style no bug.
But u wet dey always dish other person style be warn man cos you no get ehm style.
Terry Man carry on because u original.
And me dig ur style.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Meat Inscribed With "Allah" In Arabic, Seen In UI by TUMIC(m): 7:21am On Mar 02, 2013
All hail the Lord of the Meat!!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Couple Jump-Off Bridge In China In Suicide Pact by TUMIC(m): 7:21pm On Mar 01, 2013
Somebody leave me I want to jump down from my table oooo
Science/Technology / Re: Teenager Uses Lights To Protect Livestock From Lions by TUMIC(m): 7:15pm On Mar 01, 2013
Kids in Nija's Discovery:
Discovery channel.
Facebook
2go
Super story
Add more.....
Family / Re: Mother Drowns Her 9-year-old Son For Having A Small Joystick by TUMIC(m): 7:09pm On Mar 01, 2013
HO WHAT A WONDERFOOL MOTHER'S LOVE.
Crime / Re: 15-year-old Girl Killed By Facebook Lover by TUMIC(m): 11:10pm On Feb 28, 2013
Me know really see the fault of Facebook here o.
Who don mad don mad and nor be by Facebook or watts up.
Music/Radio / Re: Damino Damoche Shot Dead At LASU Gate by TUMIC(m): 10:55pm On Feb 28, 2013
Only God knows the truth about the life he has lived before and even now.
So let know one conclude on any issue.
But just bid him farewell. And please don't do cult because one day is always pay back time.
Business / Re: How Profitable Is Rental Business? by TUMIC(m): 5:35am On Feb 28, 2013
Please can somebody show me where I can rent some good iPhones and ANDROID phones for just an hour....
Don't worry I will return them back.
Family / Re: Nigerian Ghost Stories (pressing Someones Neck At Night) by TUMIC(m): 5:25pm On Feb 25, 2013
Family / Re: Mum Still Slaps Me At 23 Years Old by TUMIC(m): 5:01pm On Feb 25, 2013
BECAUSE SHE IS STILL A MUMU AT 23

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