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victor2fresh:
I no fit laff oo.. I just dey watch christmas drama 4 church todayooo. When Mary informed Joseph that she was pregnant, Joseph shouted. ".Jesus"!!! how e tak no? I laff Piss 4 church ooo.. Merry Christmas pple

Epic!
Chop knockle abeg...

Dear Minister: Jonathan is not to Blame!

(An Open Letter to the Honourable Minister of Communications of the Federal Republic of Nigeria)

Dear Honourable Minister Lai Mohammed,

Greetings and congratulations on your recent and well deserved appointment as Nigeria's Minister of Information.

You may recall that we met on the set of 'Politics Today' in May of 2011 soon after I was interviewed by Deji Bademosi and just before you were interviewed.

The purpose of my letter to you today is in response to your statement made on Monday the 21st of December, 2015 in which you accused former President Goodluck Jonathan, whom I served as one of three spokesmen, of being responsible for the current excruciating fuel scarcity now subsisting in Nigeria.

Your exact words were "What I will be telling Nigerians is that what we met on ground is such that we are paying for the sins of the last administration.....One of the reasons for the fuel scarcity was the inability of the last government to make adequate provision for fuel subsidy".

My candid take on your message to Nigerians is that it is an abdication of responsibility on your part and does not project you and the government you represent as being responsible.

Government, as you very well know, is a continuum. One government takes over from where the other stopped and to say that an action in December of 2015 (six months after ex President Jonathan handed over to the incumbent on May 29th, 2015, ) is the fault of the last President, is to confer super human powers on Jonathan.

To prove to you that it is wrong to blame the former President, I will quote the words of the incumbent President.

A month ago, President Buhari, while speaking to the Nigerian community in the Iranian capital, Tehran, said “I believe if you are in touch back at home, you would have been told that already there is some improvement in power".

Those were the words of President Muhammadu Buhari in Tehran on November 25th, 2015.

You, Honourable Minister, also boasted about the improvement in power back in August 2015, when you attributed the improvement to the 'body language' of the 'new sheriff' in town.

You may recall that you said "I say it anywhere I go that even though we have not added one single megawatt to power, there has been improvement. My colleagues in the PDP will say no; that’s not true. But I maintain that this improvement is as a result of the kind of integrity that President Buhari has brought to leadership."

Now, you and I know that despite what you said about the President's "body language", there is absolutely no way that any action or inaction of President Muhammadu Buhari could have led to an improvement in power.

All the new power stations that have come on stream this year were either built or completed by Jonathan. Absolutely all of them were conceived, funded, built and commissioned by Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Presidents, the same party that you said had destroyed Nigeria.

On October 19th, 2013, then President Jonathan completed and commissioned the 530 Megawatts Omotosho Power station Phase 2 begun by his predecessor.

On February 20th, 2015, he commissioned the 750 MW Olorunsogo II Power Station in Ifo Local Government Area of Ogun State.

On March 24th, 2015, Jonathan also commissioned the Phase I 504MW (Simple Cycle Gas) Alaoji Power Plant at Umuobasi-Ukwu, Abia State.

Former President Jonathan was also the leader who successfully privatized major chunks of our power generation and distribution infrastructure. He also created the Nigerian Bulk Electricity Trading PLC.

So concerned was President Jonathan to know the state of electricity provision that I had to do regular, sometimes weekly, polls and surveys on Twitter to get the public's feedback on the state of power in their locales.

Yet, despite all these, President Buhari and you, Honourable Minister, were not shy at taking credit for the improvement in electricity in far away Tehran and Lagos at various times this year.

One wonders why the same "integrity" you credited for automatically improving power cannot provide fuel?

Don't you think it is a bit rich to blame ex President Jonathan for the current fuel subsidy especially given the fact that leading lights of your party resisted and rejected the ex President's move to do away with fuel subsidy by deregulating the down stream sector of the petroleum sector?

Indeed Honourable Minister, you may recall that as the National Publicity Secretary of the then Action Congress of Nigeria, you released a statement condemning the then government's plans to deregulate the petroleum industry and remove fuel subsidy and also said that the removal of fuel subsidy was "a threat to Nigeria's unity".

Sir, you would agree with me that it is only honourable to take the bitter with the sweet.

I am reminded of my 10 year old daughter's comments to me every time I accuse her of watching too much television. She quotes a line from the Disney movie, 'A Bug's Life' in which Hopper says to Atta "First rule of leadership: Everything is your fault".

If my daughter at 10 is aware of this rule, shouldn't a minister of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, who also happens to be over 60 years of age, and who also happens to be the official spokesperson of the current administration know this rule?

A bad workman may blame his tools, but it takes an irresponsible workman to blame his predecessor!

When Jonathan became President on May 6th, 2010, he met a comatose railway network. He did not blame his predecessors. Rather, he went to work.

Within two years, he successfully rehabilitated a significant portion of our national railway infrastructure and had restored intra and inter city routes for the first time decades. He made it possible for Nigerians to travel from Lagos to Kano for less than $10 (₦1600).

There were services from Port Harcourt to Enugu, Makurdi to Port Harcourt and Gombe-Kafanchan-Kaduna to mention but a few.

For the first time in decades, there was a direct rail transport from Tin Can Island Port in Lagos all the way to Kano with stops along the way.

Jonathan successfully built the brand new standard gauge 187 kilometer Abuja-Kaduna railway which will make it possible to live in Kaduna and work in Abuja.

Within Lagos, he introduced air conditioned fast Diesel Multiple Unit trains, the first of its type in Nigeria.

I quite remember that when I wrote about these accomplishments, members and sympathizes of your party publicly labeled me a liar.

I remained a liar in the eyes of the Nigerian public until my recent surprise vindication by the new Minister of Transport, Rotimi Amaechi, who said while on a familiarization tour of the Nigerian Railway Corporation as follows “in fact, I think we have a problem; most people don’t believe that the railway transport is functioning in Nigeria. I didn’t even know, until I started this tour, I never knew that the railway was functioning, it was even from his (MD’s) speech that I learnt that there are some coaches or services that go to Kano or Port Harcourt or elsewhere. So we need to make people become more aware that the narrow gauge is working, and that people can still use it to travel around that country."

Now, Honourable Minister Lai Mohammed, who do we blame for this remarkable progress in our rail sector?

Let me end this letter to you with a quote from best selling author, Dr. Steve Maraboli: "It’s time to care; it’s time to take responsibility; it’s time to lead; it’s time for a change; it’s time to be true to our greatest self; it’s time to stop blaming others."

Thank you and be assured of my continued loyalty and support to the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Reno Omokri is the founder of the Mind of Christ Christian Center in California, author of Shunpiking: No Shortcuts to God and Why Jesus Wept and the host of Transformation with Reno Omokri (Sunday at 2.30PM on San Francisco's KTLN, Chanel 25 on Comcast).

Source:The Facebook page of BUILD UP NIGERIA!

Motivating write up.

I don't do chickens, I do goats.

amtaken:
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I want to know who took you.

Christmas don start from my end o.
Ewa bami re o.

My people, sorry about the mix up. I am not the owner of the dogs though. Just want to help out with the sale.

GOD BLESS AND HAPPY YULETIDE.

7 weeks old Caucasian puppies up for sale. Serious
Location: Kubwa Abuja.

Caption this guys.

doncaster:
I thought bail is free in Nigeria or is this bail different from police bail. Somebody in the know pls.

The thing tire me o, my brother.

northvietnam:
have u watched this movie

the military slap 4 ..

go to any army barracks around you , u will see a cinema , then ask them u want the milliary slap season 4..

I bet u must cry after watching it
Good luck

Funny guy!

Restrict its contact with people. Lock it up at the back of the house always. Only release it at night.

Don't tend to be like that when they have too much physical contact with people.

Ho

Make I help you put the pix.

May be na movie she dey act...

Abi wetin you want make I talk?
Modified...

Your link no dey open self. Nawa for you o...

The needs a course on HYGIENE.
WTF!!!

DeeTus:
Man, there's nothing like Mr. Right. It only existed in Hollywood.

Really? But I am my wife's Mr Right...

ladycomfort:
Guys sha. That was how one idiot wasted 6 yrs of his life not mine.

Sorry dear...
Hope you have finally found Mr right?

Well it was an accident. I hope the mother of the affected child won`t nurse grudges in future?

Be sincere pls. If it were you will you nurse grudges or not?
Imagine the pain of seeing your daughter discriminated against by the society.
Difficulty finding a suitor. Abi you go fit marry person wey get one eye?

ekanDamie:
Thanks oga mi, i havnt made d lodgement there as i claim, it was just what whas in my mind to do. I only sent a message to the HR on my spot exit.
I just decided to get peoples opinion b4 i lodge the cash first thing this morning and now i think i hav been advised unanimously.
I will not pay myself, i just hope they pay me wen dey share salaries in january

You have made the right choice my brother!

KanoAbiaBabe:
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Your mate are thinking of how to move this nation forward and your major concern is sex chat. Grow up guy.

Babe... I am married so I need no sex chat.

#teamyoruba

Laveda:
....topic should have been "why is my boyfriend controlled by sex"....…

One bottle of origin and fish pepper soup for you.

ssoftappless:
my dear she said nothing happened between them that he suddenly lost interest in sex

Then you can't rule out the possibility of the man having an affair outside marriage.

falseman:
That's a week old pix. Like I said she can appear 50 in photos if she wishes this bae is a magician

Hmmm!!!
More like a CHAMELEON, right?

I think her statement is a pointer to the fact that she might make a bad wife. These are the implications:
- she will always involve a third party in your marriage
- she is not matured to make her own decisions.
- she might be the type that patronizes spiritual homes

Those are my thoughts though.

danieloy4:
“She Is Deceitful But I Love Her"

There’s this lady I dated for two years & not more than 10% times in the relationship did I record any form of truth. She would lie about anything possible, school, age, family & finance.

I love her so much that it was not easy for me to let her go but because she couldn’t change & I was going to lose myself, in the process of the relationship I had to take the courage to leave.
We stay in the same community, we see everyday and I love her still. Sadly from my findings she has not change a bit.

Please, what can I do? I need to get her out my life for real.

She knows all my weaknesses & she is working hard everyday to get at me. I feel weak & helpless and packing out of the community is not an option.

Please help me. What can I do to win this war?

I think I have a perfect answer.

























































Commit suicide!!!

falseman:
So how old does she look here ?

25

KanoAbiaBabe:
Once a guy ask me such questions that ends the chat for that day and if he comes up with such silly questions another day is either I delete him from my list or keep him mute. I so much hate sex chat.

Hmmm

The last sex chat you had must have left a sour taste in your mouth.