₦airaland Forum

mizquote:
√ I wish I was ur blanket in this cold..
ama keep you warm.

√ do you wear bum Short?. I will love to see you in one.

√ have you had your bath or can I join you for a warm bath?

√ I hope you don't wear bra and pant to sleep? you need to free the poor things.

√ what re you wearing(stale)

√ I love your dp, you got nice lips, I wanna taste them.

√ with the way you laugh, you will be a good screamer.

√ can you dance?, I will like you to teach me.

√ what is your view on sex?




#speaking-from-experience.

With your write up and your "speaking from experience" statement, I can confidently deduce that you have been laid by nothing less than 10 men.
Babe I hail o.

falseman:
So how old does she look here ?

She is cute though. But you sure say no be old pix?

falseman:
Hehehehehehe she looks 20 in reality......she changes like chameleon that's why I love her

She might not be sincere with her age. The girl I am seeing in the pix looks 35.

No offense pls.

ekanDamie:
But what if they dont pay me at the end of the month even if i did not withdraw my salary. What stand do i have against them? They can go all d way to deny me again na.

Guy! Return the salary back to avoid issues. A good name is better that riches they say.

mekadinho:
That moment u wish to disappear but unfortunately u hv no disappearing power. First degree embarrassment... But for ppl like me who r very well endowed down there, its nt an embarrassment, but an advisement for interested candidates.

This is how all of you boys who use female profile will be exposed one after the other.

ruggedtimi:
The man and woman pictured above were caught getting on at a Lagos hospital. The lovers are believed to be patients at the hospital but instead of receiving treatments from the medical staff of the hospital, they were both busy curing their craze on the hospital bed.

Body no be wood my dear.

Kyase:
And 1.6million under mr clueless.
So gerra here

Where did you get your figures from?Kindly provide me a credible link affirming this your claim...

bokohalal:
The mess that Jonathan made in government will last for generations to come.

You name got me thinking though!!!

It's either you are a BOKOHARAM or one of their SYMPATHIZERS!

agohmamuda:
Deceased. *take note. Tnks n gud morning.

Thanks for the correction jare. God bless!

To take care of kids no easy o.

We shall not die untimely death in Jesus name.

Take heart @op...
We can't question God. If all what you wrote about him is true, then HEAVEN is sure for him.

RIP TO THE DISEASED.

So person no fit enjoy good life again?

ehissi:
Bros I tire for U Ooooh!!! Person whey e nairaland name na arse talks na E you follow dey debate!!??

First check the definition of arse

arse/ɑːs/
noun

a person's buttocks or anus.
a stupid, irritating, or contemptible person.

verb
behave in a stupid way; waste time.
make a botched attempt at something.
not want to do something because one has no interest in or enthusiasm for it.

Make I still put definition of talk?

Even if fashola talk am for the backyard of their house for their front; them go say na lie say na codeine whey them drink overnight never still clear!!

Meanwhile, the battle for creek haven is still on!!

#BayelsaDecides

Lol.
No mind the arse hole...

PunkyVeer:
LMAO. Any guy that'd get jealous over those guys needs to see a shrink

Ok! Hope you don't mind me taking a pics with you, with my left hand grabbing your boobs like that?

eye4eye:
How can Jonathan justify giving money to every Tom - D1ck and Harry? Jonathan just gave money away to his cronies and asked them to run away with the money. Jonathan was busy giving money away to people he believed could make him remain president but God had his plan for them. My fellow Nigerians, we dodge a bullet when we voted this squanderer out of office. We would have been bankrupted today if Jonathan was still in office.

Can any TANOIDS/IPOB/GEJ till 2019 crew currently known as "Give Me Biafra or I Die" tell us why Jonathan should not rot in Kirikiri prison?

Can any of you justify the give away printed below?





Jonathan Gives Away 2 Trillion Naira to His Cronies Before Leaving Office


The Federal Government (FG), under the leadership of President Goodluck Jonathan, has spent at least N1.732trn on intervention funds in different sectors of the economy, investigation has found.

The figure represents the sum of the amounts approved by the FG as intervention funds between 2010, when Jonathan became President, and December 2012.

Some of the intervention funds include the N200bn Small and Medium Guarantee Scheme, N200bn Restructuring and Refinancing Facility Scheme and the N300bn Power and Airline Intervention Fund.


Others are the N75bn Grooming Enterprise Leaders Business Intervention Fund, N32bn Entertainment Intervention Fund and N10.71bn Commercial Agriculture Credit Guarantee Scheme to six banks by the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Also on the long list of intervention funds, are the N300bn approved for the hotel and leisure sub-sector in 2012; N200bn for indigenous pharmaceutical companies and N100bn textile industry bailout.

The FG also disbursed N126.1bn as export expansion grant between 2010 and 2012.



Also in 2010, the FG reportedly disbursed about N7.9bn to 25 companies from the National Automotive Fund. The money was for the production of vehicles, motorcycles and bicycle tyres and accessories.

An additional N3bn was earmarked for disbursement to nine companies before the end of that year.

In July 2012, the FG approved N330m grants to assist 20,000 farmers in Lagos state.

Similarly, in November, 2012, the FG, in collaboration with the Central Bank of Nigeria, disbursed a soft loan worth N9.4m to members of the Nigeria Cassava Growers Association, Nasarawa State chapter.


As at July 2011, the Bank of Industry had reportedly disbursed N195bn out of the N200bn meant for the refinancing of the manufacturing sector to 518 companies across the six geo-political zones, while N83bn out of the N300bn for the power and aviation sectors had also been disbursed to companies in these sectors.


As part of FG’s intervention in education in 2012, it approved N95.653bn for public tertiary institutions in the country, through the Tertiary Education Trust Fund.


Within the period under review, the FG disbursed several funds through the Universal Basic Education Commission. One of such was N94m disbursed to 125 communities in Bayelsa State, in September, 2011, for self-help projects.


In the agricultural sector, the CBN, through its Nigerian Incentive-Based Risk Sharing System for Agricultural Lending, approved a take-off grant of N75bn to boost agriculture businesses.

The Head, Project Implementation of NIRSAL, CBN, Mr. Jude Uzonwanne, reportedly said N45bn from the N75bn had been set aside as loans to the farmers, while the balance would be used to train and insure them.


Irked by the situation in which government’s interventions have had little or no impact on the economy, the Nigerian Association of Chambers of Commerce, Industry, Mines and Agriculture (NACCIMA), conducted a survey and found that only six per cent of industrialists accessed the funds.

NACCIMA said this at the presentation of the survey report to stakeholders in July 2012.

NACCIMA President, Dr. Ademola Ajayi, said the intervention funds were faced with the problem of accessibility.

According to Ajayi, despite the FG’s N100bn textile bailout fund, less than 25 per cent of textile manufacturers were operating above 50 per cent capacity utilisation.


Apart from inability of stakeholders to access the government’s intervention funds, there have been discrepancies in the administration of the funds.

While some of the funds have been diverted to other uses, parts of the funds can no longer be accounted for.

The Senate Committee on Public Accounts, last year, raised the alarm over a missing N44bn from the FG’s Special Intervention Fund on Solid Minerals.

The committee discovered the missing funds during an interactive session it had with officials of the Federal Ministry of Finance, the Central Bank of Nigeria and the Office of the Accountant-General of the Federation.

The committee said despite the fact that the fund was created by the FG as a special intervention fund to develop the non-oil sector of the nation’s economy, no project had been accomplished in the sector.

According to the Senator Ahmad Lawan-led committee, the records of the Federal Ministry of Finance and that of the CBN could not properly account for about N44bn, out of the total figure of N873bn, between 2002 and May 31, 2012.

The committee also found that part of the funds had been used to finance projects in other sectors.

Meanwhile, an anti-corruption group, Coalition for Against Corrupt Leaders (CACOL), said Nigerians had yet to see the impact of the funds on their lives.

The Executive Chairman, CACOL, Mr. Debo Adeniran, said, “The funds are meant to settle the boys, the political elite. It is just a palliative to hoodwink people into believing that the government is helping them.

“The solution is not to dole out funds but to make sure jobs are generated and infrastructure is developed to encourage small and medium-scale industries. There should be micro-credit facilities for entrepreneurs to increase local content. Most intervention funds are a wrong step in the right direction. The government is just chasing shadows. The funds will not make people face the reality to be creative and productive.”

Another group, Socio-Economic Rights and Accountability Project (SERAP), said it was improper for the government to approve intervention funds for private enterprises, citing the example of the aviation sector.

The Executive Director, SERAP, Mr. Adetokunbo Mumuni, said, “If the government allocates funds for public institutions, provided it is properly accounted for, it is acceptable; when such funds are for private businesses, it is not acceptable. Why use the public funds to intervene in private enterprises? It is unreasonable and unjustifiable.

“Spending on private businesses sounds fraudulent. Monies have been spent without proper account for them. The government can only give financial intervention, provided funds would be spent transparently and accountably.”


https://www.naij.com/19841.html

@OP GO AND DIE..,

arsetalks:
If you understand English well, you will know APPRECIATE could imply both negative and positive.

We surely do appreciate his impact, the fuel scarcity and a weakened currency are some of his "gift".

Never a gain will this country entrust it leadership to a blame so careless that he lost the shoe his parents with their hard earned money bought for him. NEVER EVER.

You must be high on cheap weed... So, 7 months after vacating office you still blame him for the troubles we are presently facing in Nigeria?

sugarbelly1:
yes

Hope say you don settle with your ex? Beef no pay o.

kossyablaze:
She go just shout now say u don rape am!

Hahaha
Na e-rape be that o... Abeg o...

Fight for your right man! If you feel you have been cheated, use every proper available means to seek a redress...

sugarbelly1:
awwwww

Are you the sugarbelly that was raped by late Audu's son?

They have left the role given to them by God to chasing shadows...

Women of old were those that really played the role women ought to play.

At his age, he doesn't know the value of the two balls INBETWEEN his legs. He is just after having fun playing the the bigger ball...

passionate88:
go and kill him na, supporter of APC

Gbam!!!
One bottle of LACASERA and GALA for you.

damton:
f

For fayose!

NIGHT SEVEN: PRAYER SESSION ONE AND TWO
#aMillionVoices #warAgainstNightCaterers

1. Powers hunting for my life die, in Jesus' name.
2. I recover in Ten folds all my stolen blessing by d power in d blood of JESUS,let my gate of favor Open, in Jesus' name.
3. I shall b a victor never a victim by d power in d Blood of JESUS, in Jesus' name.
4. My father open d door of uncommon breakthrough for me, in Jesus' name.
5. Fire of breakthrough burn in my life, in Jesus' name.
6. Glory killers of my fathers house die, in Jesus' name.
7. Bondage,stagnancy of delayed blessing break in Jesus' name.
8. My accumulated blessing arise locate me now, in Jesus' name.
10. My name jump out of d waiting list move to d answered list, in Jesus' name.
11. Strongman hiding d keys of my progress die, in Jesus' name.
12. Any native doctor projecting into my sleep your time is up die, in Jesus' name.
13. Angels of destruction that pass thru Egypt shall arise pass thru d camp of my enemies, in Jesus' name.
14. Every incantation,spell,Jinx assigned to kill me backfire, in Jesus' name.
15. Progress killers I kill u today, in Jesus' name.
16. Arrows fired into my brain backfire, in Jesus' name.
17. Every court of pharaoh challenging my God your time is up scatter, in Jesus' name.
18. By d power that divided the red sea, O God arise & fight for me, in Jesus' name.
19. By the power that slapped Herod with worms, O God arise & fight for me, in Jesus' name.
20. By the power that stoned Goliath dead, O God arise & fight for me, in Jesus' name.
21. Every crooked location hiding my glory release them by fire, in Jesus' name.
22. Where is the Lord God of Elijah? arise let my shame expire, in Jesus' name.
23. My Father, take me from d crowd & promote me, in Jesus' name.
24. Every power assigned to put off my light receive confusion, in Jesus' name.
25. O God arise break the teeth of the wicked, in Jesus' name.
26. O God arise break my enemies with the rod of iron, in Jesus' name.
27. My enemies shall not rejoice over me, in Jesus' name.
28. My enemies will cry but their would be no one to deliver them, in Jesus' name.

NIGHT SIX: PRAYER SESSION ONE AND TWO
INSTRUCTION
1. Spend, at least 5 minutes on each prayer point.
2. Ask the Lord for forgiveness from all known and unknown sins.
3. Remember to enter His gates with thanksgiving in your heart.

#aMillionVoices #warAgainstNightCaterers
PRAYER SESSION ONE
1. Thou prison yard of my father’s house, let me go by the power in the blood of Jesus.
2. Thou senior night caterer assigned to afflict me with delicacies from the pit of hell, be beheaded by the fire of the Holy Ghost, in the name of Jesus.
3. Ever disaster fashioned against me and my family, backfire, in the name of Jesus.
4. Blood –drinkers and flesh-eaters assigned to ruin my life, I am not your candidate, fail woefully over the affairs of my life, in the name of Jesus.
5. Every rod of the wicked upon my lot, catch fire, in the name of Jesus.
6. Arrows of rejection and hatred, fired into my, backfire, in the name of Jesus.

PRAYER SESSION TWO
7. Every unfriendly friend in my life and around me, be chased out by the Angels of the Living God, in the name of Jesus.
8. Thou stronghold of sickness and infirmity in my life, I pull you down, scatter, in the name of Jesus.
9. I decree and declare that my blood shall not be used as sacrifice for the peace of any nation, in the name of Jesus.
10. I shall end this year gloriously and Joyfully, in the name of Jesus.
11. I shall not die but leave to declare the works of the Lord, in the name of Jesus.
12. Thou red sea, programmed to swallow my joy, dry up now, in the name of Jesus.

FURTHER INSTRUCTION
Make sure you take note of your dreams within this period; they will definitely be compass to handling some sensitive issues in this battle field.

Jesus is Lord!!!