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Politics / Re: Is Your State’s Water Board Still Functional? by tunjilee003: 4:26pm On Jul 17, 2022
kwara state water board still functional,atleast thrice a week....

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Politics / Re: See Buhari Twitter Posts Before He Was President And Now He Is President. by tunjilee003: 2:15pm On Jul 07, 2022
oz4real83:
Nigeria doesn't have a legislature, we only have a group of people who pretend to be legislators. If not, they would have invited the president long ago to come and answer some serious questions about what is happening in the country. He would have been declared unfit to run the country long ago if we lived in a sane society. All the members of the legislature keep living everyday as if everything was normal even when the country is seriously burning, karma awaits everyone of them. embarassed embarassed
do you people think karma is real?
Travel / Re: Three Night Travellers Die In Ogun Road Crash by tunjilee003: 7:20pm On Jun 29, 2022
SlavaUkraini:
Those of una wey dey like to travel for night ... Shebi una dey see wetin dey happen.

Day time journey nor get guarantee .

Na night time wey your village people dey awake on top your matter, you dey enter road ?

Their Remote control really dey work.

RIP to the Dead

funny but true

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Business / Re: I Pay Betking To Win 22,000 ,should I Cashout by tunjilee003: 7:22pm On Jun 24, 2022
if you are in dire need of cash it's better you cash out....
Politics / Re: National Electricity Grid Crashes From 3,703MW To 9MW by tunjilee003: 6:36am On Jun 14, 2022
LordHashira:
A nation thay cannot generate basic electricity after 61 years should be divided and sold up to the highest bidder. Shior!

Sports / Will Arsenal Play Uefa Champion League If? by tunjilee003: 3:55pm On May 28, 2022
I've been hearing rumours of a possible qualification for arsenal to play in the uefa champion league if fc Liverpool could win the league,this is coming after sanctions received by Russians teams from not playing in any European competitions....
how true is this?
Romance / Re: Young Guys In University Learn From This. by tunjilee003: 9:18pm On May 26, 2022
not only guys in uni but to every guys out there..never place a bitch above your mother and your sisters, those girls have nothing to offer you when you go broke apart from their over wide pussy....

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is A Nigerian Salary Earner Of 500k Per Month Considered Rich? by tunjilee003: 5:05pm On May 25, 2022
I'll consider myself Rich earning 500k monthly,I don't spend money on frivolities,I have a good saving culture and I don't have much responsibilities....

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Posts Photo Of Tonto Dikeh Crying After She Posted His Own Bad Picture by tunjilee003: 7:25pm On May 24, 2022
Ladiesdoctor:
At least Tonto Dike picture make sense, anybody can cry

But see Bobrisky, he/she look like a Venezuelan ghost.
abi indian ghost.
Crime / Re: Why Do People Run From Law Enforcement Agencies At Sight? by tunjilee003: 6:50pm On May 24, 2022
the reason is because law enforcement agencies are animals in human clothing,they will surely plant something to incriminate you, I've seen cases like that...
Sports / Re: Burnley FC Relegated From Premiership! by tunjilee003: 7:14pm On May 22, 2022
doctorexcel:
Gone goner gonest
Bye to Burnley. Their energy and giving spirit (free 3 points) will be miss. No more customer da da ni
if Burnley is customer dada ni,then what's Norwich??

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Sports / Re: Teams That Need To Win Today In The Premier League Final Fixture by tunjilee003: 2:26pm On May 22, 2022
Liverpool is playing wolves and not Norwich...

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Phones / Re: Who Has Experienced This New Style Of Fraud by tunjilee003: 4:06pm On May 20, 2022
very common among fetish people, they'll mistakenly send airtime and call you that their Father wants to greet you, unknowingly, you might be moved by their words most of them use charms...

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Career / Re: What's Affecting My Productivity? My Mindset, My Location, Or My Village People by tunjilee003: 6:08pm On May 16, 2022
maybe your dad's friend house is your comfort zone,you need to be on your own, this will make you hungry for more goals,it won't be easy but you'll survive.
Romance / Re: What I Saw In A Brothel by tunjilee003: 7:13pm On May 14, 2022
Jmichael1:
I've nt been able to free my mind of dis calaba grl i bleep 4yrs bk in a brotel,we hv lose contact,bt i see her picture clearly in my mind...

if i see dat grl today,i go marry her unless she's taking...

truth be told,i prefer 80% of dis brotel grls to most grls we see on the street..

i've dating both brotel grls and street grls....
you'll marry a hook-up girl over a street girl,are you sure you're normal?

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Romance / Re: What Lesson Has Friends Taught You So Far by tunjilee003: 11:33am On May 12, 2022
NewSoul:

Na yahoo boy abi? I get one like that. Na secondary drop out. Dude hates school and discourages anyone that wants to go
exactly!
Nairaland / General / Re: Most Embarassing Day Of Your Life??? by tunjilee003: 10:08pm On May 11, 2022
chaseblack:
The day I farted when onboard a spaceship en-route to Mars. The chief astronaut puked on his algae lunch from the stench, all other cosmonauts were so embarrassed they couldn't even look me in the eye.

Guess they've never smelt fart from someone who just finishes eating stale beans and egg with a stale bread that I stowed in my bag for the trip as I couldn't stand those bland potato algae soup those NASA folks feed on.

I was ejected back to earth in a show of shame, that's how I found myself in Nigeria.
you are a mumu man...

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Romance / Re: What Lesson Has Friends Taught You So Far by tunjilee003: 4:46pm On May 11, 2022
I remember vividly,last year,a friend told me my going to school is waste of time that when I graduate I'll work under him (he is a secondary School leaver)ever since he said that, I've detached myself from him..I no want wahala...

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Family / Re: My 2-Year-Old Daughter Is Using Foul Words by tunjilee003: 5:07pm On May 08, 2022
GreatAdvice:
I will advise you to increase your hustle so you can move out of that slum. That's the only solution, move your family to Lekki and she will be speaking American and British English. Rob a bank If you have to, a man has to do what's necessary by all means. Good luck
oshey special adviser on anti-robbery squad...
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Wants Part Of My Allowee by tunjilee003: 6:54pm On May 07, 2022
Heavensent01:
during my time na 19,800 and 4k from my ppa at Nnewi, despite the odds I came back home with 200k I swear




now it's 33k, no save dey give babe wey dey fúck another dick share of the little stipends that you should be strictly saving


any babe that's complaining of 3k u dey send will surely have or find another man wey go dey satisfy her greedy life



but where are you guys meeting these daughters of Jezebel?
you have a good saving habit.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 7th May 2022 by tunjilee003: 6:51pm On May 07, 2022
Manchester united have really suffered in the hands of English teams this season...

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Investment / Re: 86fb Football Ponzi Scheme Steals Over N200 Billion - Investors Cry Out by tunjilee003: 10:21am On May 05, 2022
greedy Nigerians will always for all these ponzi schemes promising 50% return on investment in a month....well,all blame the government who have subjected its citizens to live in abject penury....
Career / Re: Private Schools Do Not Pay Teachers During Holidays by tunjilee003: 10:34am On May 04, 2022
Lamasta:
Atimes I do wonder if labour laws applies to private organizations and firms in Nigeria
not applicable to private schools,most private schools in Nigeria pay less the minimum wage and assign many duties on their employees, working in a private school is another form of modern slavery..

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Politics / Re: ASUU Strike: Presidential Primaries Can't Hold In Abuja, NANS Declares by tunjilee003: 10:50pm On May 02, 2022
Empty threat..

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 28th April 2022 by tunjilee003: 9:30pm On Apr 28, 2022
MichaelSokoto:
Dm me 4 price Baba if u're interested! na dual core x4 RAM - 120Gb Blu-ray disc inbuilt projector follow am Modem inside can connect any network and Jez be browsing for free! grin
nah babalawo laptop be dis.

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Crime / Re: Suspected Yahoo Boy Spotted Stealing Panties From A Building (Video) by tunjilee003: 6:55pm On Apr 26, 2022
What's stopping them from apprehending him?he ought to be accosted at the first instance instead of videoing him...
Politics / Re: Nigerians Send ₦1, ₦2, ₦50 Etc, To APC Presidential Aspirant, Adamu Garba by tunjilee003: 10:18am On Apr 26, 2022
Donshegxy10:
Dropplet of water can fill a bottle.
no be for this kind situation.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Alesh Akeem Artsassinations Throwback by tunjilee003: 4:48pm On Apr 23, 2022
GODPUNISHALABI:
U not even that good but u ve met alot of celebrities boy....not hating but I ve seen better realistic artworks
bad belle

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 23rd April 2022 by tunjilee003: 2:01pm On Apr 23, 2022
goal xhaka!!

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of This by tunjilee003: 11:04am On Apr 17, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



Is either the girl is stupidly childish or she didn't love you a bit, she needed a slightest thing to use and break up with you.

Move on immediately and don't look back, don't beg her , act as if she didn't exist in your world. If you happen to come across her, don't say anything regarding to that, if she bring up the topic tell her that you're not interested. Please mean it as you're saying.
and that's how to swallow a red pill.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Joe Biden Sticks Out His Hand To Shake Thin Air After A Speech (Video) by tunjilee003: 3:26pm On Apr 15, 2022
dasparrow:
Elohim released a prophetic Word through an American lady named Celestial from the Master's Voice Prophecy Blog that this man called Biden will not complete his term. The powers that be, his handlers will put him away into a nursing home and Kamala Harris will become president.

Kamala Harris is the one who will destroy the U.S constitution making way for Obama to come back into power as president of the United States. It is when Obama becomes president again that the persecution of the church and Christians will start. Barack Obama is the Anti Christ. So watch how things unfold.
does American constitution allow a president to serve more than two term?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Does Working Hard Actually Mean To You? by tunjilee003: 12:41pm On Apr 13, 2022
working hard to me actually mean being consistent in what you do daily...

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