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Deytorlha:
Jazakhalahu Khaeran.....May Almighty Allah reward U for dis.Based on no.7 I think d best thing to do is b4 praying,1 shld place an object in front of him/her b4 praying in order for anybody to pass.

In addition to your advice, the object is called Sutra.

A sutra is an object of about a cubit in height that one places in front of one as one prays.

 The 4 possible scenarios that may occur are four,

1. The one passing has an alternative to passing in front and the one praying did not pray in a place where he is in people’s way.
-In this case the sin is only on the one passing.

2. The one passing has no alternative to passing and the one praying was in a place where he would be in people’s way.
-The sin in this case is solely on the one praying.

3. The one passing has an alternative to passing in front and the one praying was in a place where he would get in people’s way.
-The sin is on both of them.

4. Neither does the one passing have an alternative nor is the one praying in people’s way. -The sin is on neither of them.

In all of these cases the one passing in front would be free from sin if the one praying were to keep a sutra in front of him.

That's photoshop in action!

However, to keep the jokes wet

babyosisi:
My parents original certificates from secondary school,my mother's nursing certificates from general nursing and midwifery plus my father's diploma from Ibadan from before the war are still safely tucked away in my mother's trunk box.

So what?!

Another paid agent of PDP!

Did anyone beg him to contest for Presidency having knowledge of the challenges at hand?

What we need is a solution provider and if after 6 years the report sheet isn't convincing he should give room for others.

Do you think he needs billions to campaign? He only need his good works to speak for him and not all these sponsored write ups to gain sympathy.

The ordinary man on the street is yet to feel the fresh air after his 6 years in office.

If you campaign based on roads he maintained and all sort ,I will ask you what would he have been doing in office for 6 years considering the resources available.

We thank GEJ for his effort but Nigeria need a better manager in the midst of available resources vs slow development,corruption and insecurity.

We are talking about lives of millions of people here! Have not seen the difference between the people on platform at the campaign rally and the electorates? Didn't you see the symbols of poverty?

halimaabi:
After the election GEJ would cage this animal once and for all.

U mean Buhari?

It is a sin to take innocent lives in Islam.

nationwide1:
The name - Blessing. I was expecting 'Aisha'. What's the father's name? Is she a new convert? Jalingo has not been in the news for a wrong reason for a long time now. Why 'Blessing'?

That's exactly what they want you to believe . Very myopic!

The enemies of Nigeria are diverse,but they have a common goal to destabilize the Nation and a common reward -$$$.

24th December, 2014

CHRISTMAS MESSAGE:
CHRISTIANS AND MUSLIMS MUST CLOSE RANKS

Nigerian Christians will tomorrow join their counterparts across the globe in celebrating Christmas. The festival marks the birth of Jesus (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him).

The Muslim Rights Concern (MURIC) prays for the safety and well-being of all adherents of the Christian faith before, during and after Christmas. As usual, we reaffirm our goodwill for our Christian neighbours and assure all foreigners in the country of our commitment to their safety and welfare. Essentially, we reject the perverse ideology of those who ask Muslims to kill Westerners. Islam is not a racist religion.

We remind all Nigerians that religion is expected to serve as a link among homo sapiens. It should therefore not divide us. Love is sine qua non as an ingredient of righteousness. Religion is therefore dry and incomplete where there is no love.

MURIC therefore invites Nigerians to love, to tolerate and to forgive one another. We need these three qualities (love, tolerance and forgiveness) in order to build a peaceful and progressive nation.

We charge politicians to avoid whipping up religious sentiment during the ongoing electioneering campaign. By the same token, we remind prospective voters to shun religious prejudice and ethnic jingoism. Picking candidates on the basis of credibility is the mark of an enlightened electorate.

We warn that any God-fearing Christian or Muslim can successfully lead Nigeria to El Dorado whereas a deceitful Christian or Muslim hypocrite can only end up dividing the country and worsening the sufferings of Nigerians. Religion is therefore not the issue.

Finally, we appeal to Nigerians to spend the Yuletide period in praying for the return of peace to our dear country. We also charge religious leaders to set good example by closing ranks and by encouraging interfaith dialogue.

Professor Ishaq Akintola,
Director,
Muslim Rights Concern (MURIC)

Lots of positive news about Muslims,let's share them.

She's a Muslim

She's a Medical Student

She's married

She was a student of prestigious OAU

She was the best graduating student with 12 awards out of 18 while hundreds of students struggled for the remaining 6

She reads for 6 hours daily

You can read more about her story by clicking the link below.

I bet it's an inspiring story! Be a reader!!

http://www.punchng.com/education/i-read-six-hours-daily-oaus-best-graduate/

Christ embassy members pay up your tight tithe, Pastor is broke!

For the next 3 months, the message across all parish will be;

"Satan loves the misers "

" Pay up your first harvest and see the miracles"

" Sow a seed and reap heaven"

" Your breakthrough was delayed because you are a miser to the house of the lord"

" Salvation comes to the cheerful giver"

Progress!

Good reports!!

Our expectations are;

1. Extract useful information from them and cut the roots.(trace and get the sponsors).

2. Prosecute the sponsors

3. Organise the JTF to form local policing across all Northern states with a chain of command from NPF.

4. Statements like " The NA has finally eradicated boko haram and peace has returned to the NE".

Abi boko haram no dey finish? Everyday NA kills 50,100,200......Are they sufayos in wars movies wey no dey finish?

Sleek05:
Sorry to disappoint u brother. No offerings were collected. From the gate fee, to the VIP pass, to the magazine, to even small chops and water.... Everything was FREE.

Now say something else

Thanks for the matured and polite response.

So its just a jamboree

One of the reason why I dropped Christianity.

How can my god and personal saviour be taken away to Egypt due to persecution by King Herold?

My God should be the Most powerful.

So he couldn't protect his parents? and how do I state that my lord has parents? So much confusion in Christianity.

Someone will come up with a theory that it's the son,what about the father and holy spirit?

Trinity is the greatest scam in human history.

Musical concert to attract crowd and offerings.

ocelot2006:
You, my elder ?! You this blockhead pikin aka Mr. 50 Likes . He hehe abeg I've wasted time with your sorry a$$. But I must admit that your "50 likes" post made my day. Now run along baby baboon, WAEC is just next year . Mumu

Same to everyone greater than or equal to my age in your family.

ocelot2006:
He hehehehehe yeah, keep blabbing, Mr. 50 likes . Okponu

Mr. Zero like, the only thing your parents taught you is to abuse your elders.

Nobody appreciate your comments because it makes no sense and lacks relevance to the subject matter .

ocelot2006:
So you've been blabbing just for the likes?! LMAO oh my!! Now I know I've been arguing with a block head kid ! Jeez....50 likes. Clap for ya self . Mumu

The likes differentiate between the sensible (me) and the fooolish (you).

ocelot2006:
Blah blah blah freaking blah. Seriously a$$ wipe, don't you think it's high time you JUST.STOP.POSTING? You're doing yourself a great disservice here. Then again, you're a blockhead with farts for brains, so no surprise.

And yes I mentioned the Office of the NSA (ONSA), 'cos that one office, and the presidency at large, is involved in the SELECTION (remember that word, dips#&t?) of both service chiefs and DGs of the intelligences. THEY DO NOT ELECT ANYONE.

And what about Ribadu? Was he elected? HELL NO! The then young ACP (that's Assistant Commissioner of Police, coconut) Ribadu was personally selected by the then President and C-in-C Obasanjo to run the newly created EFCC. There were NO votes, except the one you may have seen in one of your hallucinations and wet dreams.

Now beat it kiddo. I'm done arguing with your sorry a$$. Idiota.

U just anxious to write without considering the subject matter because your comprehension skills is too shallow.

I got over 50 likes from reasonable people and you got zero like because you are like a mad man swimming in a gutter shouting " I'm enjoying in a swimming pool".

If you have solutions,state it here and stop stalking.

NafeesaAA:
Boko Haram are venturing far away from their comfort zone in search of Food and fuel

Same way the FG is taking BH with kids gloves.

Food and fuel my foot! These guys are well funded and connected.

How many communities have been raided for food and other resources? We should desist from limiting their actions to need for survival rather take them serious as enemies eating deep and threatening our unity.

While some are attacking in Yobe, some are in Maiduguri, some are attacking Kano,some in Gombe....

They now work in cells,extending their territories toward the south.

The FG should call for help to cleanse this mess and stop wasting money on ammunition that gets to the terrorist through the moles in the security forces.

GEJ. .......Buhari is calling for public donations and it's giving me serious nightmare because kobos can grow to billions of naira.

Okupe.....I have another idea sir. Let's call CEOs of the top 100 companies in Nigeria and honour them.
Then we will promise them our commitment to support their business if they support fund our campaign behind close doors.

GEJ. .......Okupe is an evil genius.

PEJ. ....... I tolded you that we don't need labalaba Maku and Abati. Okupe is enough! You remember how he pieces CNN eshay and bombarded BBC hard talk presenter?

babyosisi:
The religion of "peace" peacefully doing their thing

Babyosisi, the anti islam cretin!

This is for people who form religious personalities and nerds who can't talk to women.

ocelot2006:
I STRONGLY suggest you take YOUR OWN advice before you display how empty that block head of yours is. How the hell do you think the service chiefs, particularly the IGP and Intelligence chiefs, are selected? Do you really think they are not vetted by the PSC (IGP only), the Office of the NSA (all of them), and an interview at the presidency before the very best is SELECTED by the C-in-C and confirmed by the National Assembly? That's how stringent the process is here. Yet you mention "election" for security chiefs? Buffoon aka airhead, THAT IS NOT DONT ANYWHERE!!

And if I may ask, is it the job of the Police Service Commision to select the next IGP? And what if their selection is rejected by C-in-C? After all, it is the president who decides who joins his security team? Ever thought about that part, a$$wipe?

Btw, you OBVIOUSLY can't teach me, 'cos you're a bloody airhead. Now Bleep off and argue about something else you actually know like the the difference between shoki and azonto. Coconut head.

With Google every idiott can state the process you just highlighted.

Who told you the very best is selected? You gah to be kidding me.

Your crazy head keep talking about service chiefs, bla bla NSA, where did I mention NSA? Your Daddy or uncle must be writing out all these for you to type.

Quote where I mentioned NSA,if not you are a Buffoon a.k.a airhead.

Your stupidity made you forget the case of Ribadu?

As a concerned Nigerian,I stated my solution to the problem of C in C abusing the office by using the instrument of protection as a means of oppression and corruption.

Please desist from quoting me as your parents refused to train you to be polite.

State your solution and if you have none,just go to bed.

ocelot2006:
Okay Mr. Okponu, List ONE country were service and intelligence chiefs are "elected". Again, your post reeks of stupidity.

Will you keep your dirty mouth shut and listen.

Elected doesn't mean by the public. I can't be a teacher to an ode like you. Do your research!

In a peculiar situation like Nigeria reek with corruption we need a way out.

The INEC, EFCC,ICPC heads can be elected by the public based on competence and qualifications.

IGP can be elected by members of the police commission screened based on records and antecedent.
Same with AGF and others.

Continue with your ignorance.

ocelot2006:
That's rich coming from freaking clown who wants the DSS DG and IGP elected. Who the hell does that? Here's an advice: read your previous post again, meditate on it till you realise its stupidity.

Election indeed.

The 1st list .....Public election

The 2nd list.......election

You want me to expose your stupidity more?

Most of the beauty Queens in Nigeria are not very intelligent.

When the ask questions like who is the minister of information ?you hear answers like Patience Jonathan.

Not surprised she got kidnapped through Facebook.

Ladies should learn from the story of Cynthia killed in Festac.

Nigeria beauty contest organizers celebrating beauty over brains since 1900.

Presented a car to miss Unilag and a laptop to winner of a great debate in the same institution.

Summary

GEJ......All ministers should go out to bring projects that seems beneficial to gullible Nigerians to enable us get d cuts required for campaign 2015.

Okupe...Sir I have an idea

GEJ......You always have an idea, hope it won't put me to trouble. This project is for ministers!

Okupe...This one is like an octopus with benefits

GEJ. .....I'm listening

Okupe. ..1. We put the hausas in charge and Look look VP Sambo so that it looks they initiated it. benefit - We please the Northerners and buy votes from them against Buhari.
2. We import from Stoves from SA
Benefit - We compensate their economy for returning our illegal funds and covering our mess.
3. We distribute the stoves to the locals
Benefit - They see it as a sign of more good things to come if they vote for you in 2015 since Stomach infrastructure is our unique selling point.
4. We spend 20% and keep 80% to buy our opponents.
Benefit - You will win 2015

GEJ. ....APPROVED!!!

PEJ......Our investmentation ontop of Okupe is production result o. There is........

ocelot2006:
Those points of yours are jokes, right? Election of intelligence chiefs? Hey, here's another one, why don't we elect the military service chiefs too?

How do airheads and clowns like your reason? 'cos the stupidity displayed in your post is mind boggling.

It's your intelligence level that is shallow.

If you need me to break that down for you, I need an official request from you. But mind you, it will further reveal your low intelligence quotient.

hyfr:
If GEJ is desperate, what would u say about buahri? Over zealous or? Criminally minded slow poke gerraout outta my way.

You sound like a kid that recently picked some abusive language. Didn't your parents teach you to respect elders and not to drag your big lips to elderly discussions?

If you have problems with Buhari why not Google his address?

My point is narrowed to the President of Nigeria.

The question is will they act on same tip off about PDP planned rigging activity?

He who pays the piper dictates the tune.

Until we satisfy the following conditions, we will continue to the rat race.

1. The positions of EFCC, INEC and ICPC chairmen should be by public election.

2. The position of IGP, DSS head and Attorney General should also be by election and not political appointment.

GEJ is too desperate for my liking and he's destroying Nigeria by shielding corrupt and illegal practices.