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Health / Re: How Can I Get Rid Of The Worm In My Throat by Tupundu(m): 5:00am On Jan 16, 2019
Please which drug was recommended for you. I need it please.
Fashion / Ladies"newer Posture You Might Found Awkward " by Tupundu(m): 11:31am On Jul 29, 2015
Scrolling through my Facebook that was how i saw this new pose for ladies and i guess some might want to love the craziness too tho...nd give a try too

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2015 Nigeria Immigration Service Recruitment Is Now On!!! by Tupundu(m): 8:27pm On Apr 03, 2015
After seeing your name pls what next? how will we know when to do exam where and so on..[color=#000099][/color]
Politics / The Leaders Of Yesterday Are Stil The Leaders Of Today (WHY) by Tupundu(m): 8:31am On Mar 28, 2015
In the years past what we hear and thought is that we are the leaders of tommorow but unfortunately all the leaders of then are stil the one ruling the nation,they have not even given the youths a try and i guess they are not even ready to for now..Then when will youth start been the leaders
Fashion / Re: Nairalanders Please What Do You Make Of This Hairdo? by Tupundu(m): 6:41am On Mar 16, 2015
Make she port to apc,she need change ;-)
Fashion / Re: Qualify This Picture In One Word..(pic) by Tupundu(m): 10:44am On Mar 01, 2015
Kingsleymichael:
Na ur girl be dat@ tupundu
Ehn...lol
Fashion / Qualify This Picture In One Word..(pic) by Tupundu(m): 10:23am On Mar 01, 2015
Just make a comment to this pix...Lol...lUks like figure q.....free to add urs

Celebrities / Re: Olamide And Girlfriend Aisha Welcome New Baby...and It's A Boy by Tupundu(m): 6:49am On Feb 02, 2015
Mubbyleey:
CoNgratuLationS To hiM, I hopE tHe bOy wOnT bE lIke hiS fAtheR.
Ok na u e go b like then,yeye person
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Goes Braless In New Photo by Tupundu(m): 1:57pm On Jan 15, 2015
haaa omo dis lady don sweet like craze...tiwa wa di temi,she's naw nigeria's beyonce
Politics / Re: Zahra, Buhari’s Daughter Chatting With Osinbajo (pix) by Tupundu(m): 7:36am On Jan 14, 2015
mehnn dis buhari daughters beautiful lik craze... :-')
Romance / Things Women Need To Know.. by Tupundu(m): 10:22pm On Jan 10, 2015
Don't look for a dream man. Make yourself a
woman of every man's dream. In a
relationship every man is a different book
with different stories. Read your man to fully
understand him. Some men are romantic
while some are not. If a man is not romantic
does not always means he's not in love with
U. Don't compare your partner with others
because people can't be the same. Every
relationship is a lesson, learn from peoples
stories. This is always more painful to learn
from your own mistakes. Never rush into a
new relationship untill U fully understand
why the last one dint work. Be flexible when
U are ready to date. If being flexible is
breaking ur back bone stand on your feet. So
many people are still single thinking they
have a relationship. Never deceive yourself,
always check and make sure you are not in
the relationship alone.
Phones / Re: How Much Did You Spend On Data Subscription In 2014 ? by Tupundu(m): 12:14pm On Jan 01, 2015
Lexusgs430:


N18,000 is about £65, that's not a lot of money on data for 12 whole months !!!!!!
Come on man jst on mobile phone,it much o habaa...if he said with computer naw den i can say he's been selfish to ntwrks self but mobile undecided
Romance / Re: How Long Did You Wait Before She Gave You A “YES”? by Tupundu(m): 7:09am On Jan 01, 2015
firstEVA:
why do you think he's lying? You've not seen where woman ask men out?
Dnt mind dat guy,i swear @least two girls lik dat have did that to me...funny tin i ddnt evn accept
Celebrities / Re: Battles Of The Billionaires!!who Is Prettier? Adenuga Or Da Ngote's Daughter? by Tupundu(m): 6:51am On Jan 01, 2015
adeaks:
The pictures you have chosen for Dangote's daughter aren't as clear and flattering like the one of Bella Adenuga
I tire o,see cheating...dangote daughter kon b lik person wey dy sell cow milk(wara) wink
Culture / Re: The Beauty Of Yoruba Brides And Women In Aso Ebi by Tupundu(m): 10:19pm On Dec 27, 2014
sexyseun:
So proud to be a Yoruba Girl, We rock, We are homely, we are Sexy, we are great home makers, we fck very well and we like sex a lot, we are funny, we are educated and smart, we stay in a relationship for good, we hardly nag and above all we are God fearing.

Shout out to all my yoruba girls!!!!!!!!
kiss
I love ur comment jare dear,Yoruba girls;u ride alot on dick,u stand out,u gat nice swag,education as u hav also said...u get mouth bigtime (y) tho am a guy o
Jokes Etc / Re: Soldiers Order Wizkid To Frog Jump In Lagos by Tupundu(m): 10:08pm On Dec 27, 2014
Na lie... wink
Car Talk / Re: Dream Cars Of Our Fathers From The Past. by Tupundu(m): 1:43pm On Dec 26, 2014
chai c d 2nd one hand brake like penis of 8inches.... shocked
Computers / Re: My Regrets Buying A Window 8 System by Tupundu(m): 1:39pm On Dec 26, 2014
iykpeterz:
I Wonder why Win 7 is far more better than Win 8, with one thinking Win 8 would be better off Win 7....
1ST....Blue Screen Of Death...This occurs when am busy with 2 or more programs or insert a usb and working with it over 5mins...it hangs with a blue screen and restarts...
2nd....Mouse cursor hanging...I dont know wat causes it buh d cursor just stays *pako*.
3rd....Irregular hotness of Tha System which will cook life chicken
4th.....Oversabi of programs ...and at the end na network hanging
5th....Itz just lyk may i naq am for wall...
#FuckWindow8.....#IMissYouWindow7...
About the hangin b sure mayb d ram of ur computer is not less than 1gb and scan for virus, d hottness happens to systems with amd motherboard if yes wen nxt u want to buy system buy 1 with intel...but othersundecided
Phones / Re: Is The 'Laplet' Gradually Replacing The Tablet? by Tupundu(m): 1:31pm On Dec 26, 2014
na rubbish b dat laplet abi watin dem dy call am...y i go buy laplet wey i go dy find bag like as if na laptop i carry, i prefer having a laptop,tablet nd normal phone dan carry bag for watin wey no go use mouse,na only typin i wan dy type...abeg nxt post undecided
Romance / Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by Tupundu(m): 6:02pm On Dec 10, 2014
MrCork:



....are u goin to take moiney to heaven? ....goat!! (no oofeinse) angry

Shut up, ram!....so na woman u wan take go abi

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Romance / Re: How Do You React To An Accidental Kiss by Tupundu(m): 6:28am On Oct 15, 2014
dis 1, na mumu o..accidental kiss mtchew ,awon gay oshi.....dis 1 to mak front page oga oo lipsrsealed
Celebrities / Re: Is Ice-prince Overrated? by Tupundu(m): 7:29pm On Aug 04, 2014
Am better than all of dem joorr... wink
Health / Re: No Nigerian Infected With Ebola Virus - Health Ministry by Tupundu(m): 8:07am On Jul 30, 2014
Thank u lord..
Phones / Re: Android Vs Windows Phone Vs Ios - Home Screen by Tupundu(m): 3:11pm On Jul 12, 2014
DJDOLA: The best theme is blackberry themes so I don't no what u guys are talking about
ΩGΔ ΠΩ DISTURβ URSΣLҒ... ββ ΠΔ LΣΔST ΔMΩΠG D 3 PHΩΠΣS LISTΣD..
Sports / Re: Brazil Vs Germany: World Cup 2014 Semi-final (1 - 7) On 8th July 2014 by Tupundu(m): 7:41am On Jul 09, 2014
chinedujazzy: God just saved naija super Eagles from Embarassment: it would have been worse
HΔHΔHΔHΔHΔ I SωΣΔR CΩS ΠΔ.... βRIΠG βΔCK ΩUR GIRLS, GΩΩDLUCK JΩΠΔTHΔΠ.... THΣΨ GΩ SPΣLL, IΠҒΔCT THΣΨ GΩ PUt CΩMMΔ & fullstop:-)
Sports / Re: Brazil Vs Germany: World Cup 2014 Semi-final (1 - 7) On 8th July 2014 by Tupundu(m): 7:38am On Jul 09, 2014
THΣ 1 ωey βRΔZIL SCΩRΣ SΣLҒ ΠΔ 0 ...TΩ CΩUΠT DΔT SCΩRΣ ΠΔ ΔRΩUΠD 11 0 CΩS IҒ ΠΩ CHΔΠCΣS ωΣΨ MISSΣD... CHΔI DΨ ҒΩR SPΣLL Dir SURΠΔMΣ ωITH THΣRΣ ΠΔMΣS.. shocked
Health / Re: 7 Things You Must Know About Tetracycline by Tupundu(m): 7:25am On Jul 09, 2014
yinchar: @OP, You forget to add that, Its also very effective in the treatment of Pimples and Acne.
ΨΩU SURΣ
Sports / What Do You Think About Enyeama's Performance? by Tupundu(m): 7:47pm On Jun 30, 2014
ΣΠΨΣΔMΔ HΔS RΣΔLLΨ TRΨΣD Δlot, βUT UΠҒΩRTUΠΔTΣLΨ ωΣ HΔVΣ βΣΣΠ KICKΣD ΩUT ΩҒ THΣ ωΩRLD CUP.. βUT I βΣLIΣVΣ HΣ TRΨΣD ΔLΩT..

ΔΠD ΠΩω ωITH THIS HIS PΣRҒΩRMΔΠCΣ ωITH CLUβ DΩ ΨΩU THIΠK IS GΩΠΠΔ βID ҒΩR HIM ΩR ωHICH CLUβ DΩ ΨΩU THIΠK RΣΔLLΨ ΠΣΣD SΩMΣΩΠΣ LIKΣ HIM PRΣSΣΠTLΨ.. ΔΠD ΔLSΩ HΩω CΔΠ U RΔTΣ HIS PΣRҒΩRMΔΠCΣ IΠ THΣ ωΩRLD CUP.....
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs France World Cup (0 - 2) On 30th June 2014 by Tupundu(m): 7:14pm On Jun 30, 2014
Metalbell:
What is a Mikel?
1. A Magician: He's right in front of you for 90
minutes, but you only get to see him for 30
seconds picking up a yellow card.
2. A Mikel is a Nigerian Ferrari with the engine of a Picanto.
3. A Mikel is anything that has weight, occupies
space, breathes but remains stationary.
4. A Mikel is a confused strolling object that has
no focus. 5. It is an SI unit for measuring
deceleration, e.g the car decelerated by 2 mikel/ sec.
6. The botanical name of a snail, Mikelis Obilis.
7. Anybody who can pass the ball but can't shoot,
cross, head, or be creative. e.g, My grandma is a
Mikel.
8. A mikel is that footballer who is allergic to goals. What does Mikel mean to you?
A professor was asked and he has this to say:
1. A mikel can be define as a person/object that
runs/walks/hops/strolls/jogs/crawl from one
side of the field to the other, eg obi is a mikel.
2. IDIOM: /to be in a mikel with one/: to be tired, lazy, weak, refusing to be active, energetic , or just
being lazy with a friend or lover etc.
UΠΔ JUST DΨ ΔβUSΣ MIKΣL LIKΣ SΔΨ ΠΔ ΩΠLΨ HIM DΨ ΩΠ PITCH, THΣ STRIKΣR'S ωΣΨ ωΣ TΔLK SΔΨ ωΣ GΣT SΣLҒ UΠΔ ΠΩ ΔβUSΣ THΣM TΩΩ.... ΔβΣG IҒ DΨ ΠΩ TRΨ 4 ΩTHΣR MΔTCHes ; SΣΣ ΣΠ DΨ TRΨ 4 DIS 1 βUT ҒRΔΠCΣ ΠΩ βΣ GβΣ GβΣ TΣΔM... JST PUT THΣ βLΔMΣ ΩΠ ΔLL ΩҒ DΣM.........
DΨ ΔLL TRΨΣD
Sports / What Do You Tink Will Be The Scores Between Nigeria Vs France Today. by Tupundu(m): 12:45pm On Jun 30, 2014
As we all know dat Nigeria as been trying there possible best since the beginning of the world cup; both getting draws, wining and losing.

So from the point of view according to our performance so far how can you rate Nigeria to win, lose or draw todays match...

And who do you want for Nigeria to score.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Can Beat France Today, But Should Be Wary Of The Quarter-final Curse!!! by Tupundu(m): 11:58am On Jun 30, 2014
bin gbagbo: To be frank and fair, nigeria have done well so far this world cup.
I personally think they have been lucky first of all by drawing argentina, bosnia and iran(weakest group) and enjoying bias officiating against bosnia. I believe Ghana or ivory coast would have done much better in that nigeria group, but hey, that is football for you where luck is key.
Without much ado, i strongly believe nigeria can cause an upset tonight by beating france and get into the quarter-final stage, but shouldnt be necessary happy if they make the quarter final. you wanna know why?

cameroun made the quarters in 1990 and that was the end of them

senegal made the quarters in 2002 and that has been their end

My own Ghana made the quarters in 2010 and witnessed a disgraceful outing this year

I am all out for nigeria tonight, but pray you go pass the quarters, else you are hit by the quarter-final curse. no offense. Thanks

Yours sincerely
bin gbagbo cool
SΣΣ HΩω Σ DΨ TΔLK ΔβΩKI GHΔΠΔ...:-)
Romance / Re: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by Tupundu(m): 11:17pm On Jun 29, 2014
ΨΩU ΠΣΣd TΩ LΣΔVΣ DΔT HΩUSΣ ΔSΔP... ΔΠD U HV TΩ βΣ ҒΔST ΔβΩUT IT CΩS IҒ ΨΩU DΩΠ'T HΣ'S GΩΠΠΔ ҒUCK U LΨK CRΔZ SIΠCΣ UR SIS (HIS ωIҒΣ ) IS ΠΩT ΔRΩUΠD... SΣΣIΠG HΣR ΔRΩUΠD IS STILL ωΔT IS GΣTTIΠG HIM HΔΠDICΔPPΣD, U HV TΩ LΣΔVΣ THΣRΣ VRΨ ҒΔST ...DΠT STΔΨ @HM ωIT HIM ΔLΩΠΣ Ω UΠLΣSS, U GΩ CRΨ......

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