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*stirring ma tea, licks spoon*

Ok, is that all?

One question: Why guys dey like to form macho man whenever they are with their girls?

To impress them? Well sorry to burst una bubbles guys, most sane girls prefer a gentleman to a tout. Maturity comes from walking away from such situations. Now say u had ignored them and then had later spoken to ur girl expressing displeasure, it would av been a different case.

Take heart sha. Give her some time to cool off (say a week), then make a romantic apology to her, one u know she can't refuse. And learn, pls, no more super-dufus outside.

buskie13:
i go only turn to de pilot and land d plane in my compound .....no time to tell person wey lose guard SORRY

haha. Pilot!

Ok? So? What's the news here?

generalissimo:
See u! U have ur face made up, u carefully painted ur lips and ur hair, I'm sure u just fixed it before posing for the pic. U now look angelic having done all that. In other words, I got ur advert and u are sort of eye catching so I just wanna know the size of b**bs not displayed in the pic now. I might be interested y'know

Lmao! How u take know all these things?! See ur head, am not up for sale or rent joor!

Took me time to see it sha....

Nicepoker:
which category do u belong.

Warris una own sef!

She's cute! Like a barbie doll!

The tattoo though....

Oya Thread Closed! Everybody go and sleep!

dahreyM:
#smiles. who bears dat? ma moniker is ma name, wbu?

Same same

Seriousbae:
Diddydiva is also a fake., imagine she registered on the 2nd, and already gt to know so many people on here...check all her post, check her first comment on NL...smh

Well in her defence, I'd say that diddydiva is actually a new moniker for an old face. She had deactivated her old account (av forgetten its moniker) to open this one.....

Abeg am not getting involved in this before someone will just wake up and say.....(Well u no what they alwayz say)

diddydiva:


they will never upload real pictures now

*suspicious* Then how did u know?

diddydiva:
Go ahead!!!

ladyguy

Adonbilivit diddydiva! Pictures!

dahreyM:
oh u r so nice. Holding Aunties bread wit EJA dindin(fried fish), Sits beside her, glancing at her beautiful face. Twaci ain't ya real name, what is?

*smiles back* Mama bom-boy, u?

dahreyM:
commot dere! Baddest osheeeee...,.. Dats wah u gave me.
Anyways, m good. I ll lyk to roll wid u.

*shifts* Oya come siddon for here. Bring eja ati bread oh! I have a litre of coca-cola here already.

dahreyM:
Which category do u belong to?

I'll pretend u just asked me how I was.

Am fine thank you. And u?

generalissimo:
Na which of the categories u fall jawe
(1) Big
(2) Medium or
(3) Flat?

(4) None of ur business.

(4)

Samiceman:
Yea... The "omo" nko? U no translate am now

True! Sowie jaare

CHISOS!

Extom:
There's this girl that has been treating me exactly like she's seen these points before. I just realised that not only is she trying to be different, she also thinks I'm a womaniser??

Hahahahahaha! In ur face!

*Dryly* Iffa hear!

Samiceman:
Omo eleyi gidi gan ooo

Translated - This one is strong oh! Lol

diddydiva:
very nice ideas

Babe av been laughing like craze since I saw this pic!

jacksparrow1207:
NON V
NO TIME FOR LEARNERS

Badt guy!

ennon92:
typo right!...

Dear Op, ur bf is a confused being, very clueless. He shouldn't av opted in initially considering the fact that ur boob is not too big. The truth is that ur so called bf doesn't love u, my thought.

Warris it?

sauceny:
Hahaha....Guyz are always guyz.

#Word!#

Sunday8650:
You must have suffer a lot in the hands of big boobs girls.! This days na Manchester we wan see and touch. e no make sense if I get flat chest my girl get flat chest to. Which type children we go get

hehehe, sorry for u buddy! Manchester ko, Barka ni!

Lies! All lies!

diddydiva:
*takes the champagne

but seriously next val I will get a kiss by all means.

I swear down.

* drinks champagne at once and pours more

Cheers to that babe.

*Drowns ma drink*.

Izaray even get hope pass us.

JeffreyJamez:
Toyota Tundra

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8f/2010_Toyota_Tundra_Double_Cab_--_NHTSA.jpg

Every construction worker's Dream truck!!

Girls oh! Not construction workers.

Bridgetown:
Hmmm Volvo? Hope you don't have same bad taste in men. Who dey drive Volvo again.

Vintage rocks! Volvo makes ma list!